LOOI ROBOT TEST
Transcript (AI, 108 lines)
That's like so full on.
Top guys I'm Ethan Bradbury!
Do you guys remember that kid in primary school?
The kid who Top Guys I'm more Bradbury!
How would your children react if there was a house fire?
Would they know how to escape?
Well today, we're gonna put that to the test.
Stop walking towards me like that.
What was the weirdest intro?
Well today.
Top guys that was me ten years ago.
Now have a look at this.
House fire.
Top guys are more Bradbury.
This is the weirdest intro.
It starts so Ethan Bradbury.
Barry, would they know how to escape?
They stole that from okay, upon second look, it's just like it's obviously just a a crazy way to start a video, and of course you're gonna comment on that.
Okay, so maybe they didn't steal that from me, but and that was just a hang-up I had from from being a much smaller YouTuber at the time, and dear god, where was my chin?
Look at a very malnourished, underweight, sick boy who didn't know how to focus a camera and also refused to buy a microphone.
That's not true.
I was very poor, okay?
And look how far we've come.
The the the the ca the videos are in focus.
I'm talking into a microphone and they get less views.
Right.
That's it from me.
Like, subscribe.
Come and see me live next month in Adelaide and Sydney, and then I'm off to Frankston in December.
I'm Lewis Spears.
I'll talk to you soon.
Attacking the legs is unholy.
I agree.
To be honest, the guy's probably gonna fall from smallpox before I even
Step on the mat.
I might get too much.
Just out of curiosity, what belt do you guys?
Purple.
Purple?
I'm brown.
Alright, respect me as a Christian crusader and as a brown belt.
I guess.
You can touch the sword.
Your soul's fate remains in question too.
This is the organizer.
This is the sponsor of today's crusade.
Well, obviously, land was stolen from us.
Right.
And it needs to be reclaimed.
And today.
We're getting it back.
After today, Big Bear Lake, a heathen name, will be renamed for Christendom.
Yes.
Hey, there were some purple belts mounting off to me.
There were purple belts raising up.
They don't respect me in this outfit.
I told them they friggin' will when they see my knee cut.
Everybody respects my kneecut.
For Henry VIII and Saint Simon of Trent.
I knight thee.
Danny Mo, I'm a huge fan of this.
Might black, let's go talk over here.
I'm fighting a Native American later.
If you could serve him some beers, that'd be helpful.
I will.
The native has many weaknesses, one of which is fire water.
We're here to support Iggy today.
I hear.
You made a poor choice.
Wait, what is that?
Did you finally sell your soul?
Is that what it is?
I found my soul through Christ.
That's that Malta cult, isn't it?
I'm a Templar.
I got this, so he was forged in the ruins of Solomon's temple.
You'll be taken down by the Mexican today.
By the who?
Is he Mexican?
Isn't he Mexican?
I mean every Indian's.
I believe he's Native American.
It's hard to keep track.
Hey, Austin!
Is this based or what, Austin?
We're taking back the holy land!
That's based!
They think the Israelis are committing a genocide?
Wait till I get there!
Wait till I get to Jerusalem.
You're on Team Jesus here, right?
Yeah, of course.
See you rooting for me.
Yeah.
So if worse.
Actually, I told Iggy I I was rude for him.
Well you're a politician, that's fine too.
And also promises mean nothing to a native.
That's true.
Hey, they're Indian givers, as you know.
If I get a little gassed out there, we are at elevation.
I want you to put the clock into 1.
25 time.
Get it speeding up.
That's for the white men.
Fight of the knife.
Oh dude, this is a this is a hobbit sword.
Tolkien is a good Christian.
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