LOOI
Transcript (AI, 421 lines)
Alright.
Cool.
I'm gonna decide whether we run by Jack's first and then come to your house.
But heck, I got you on the w on the wire.
Are you busy right now?
No.
I'm in the BIOS on my computer.
Yeah.
So is there a model above the one that you got?
Last thing I want to do is order something for a Christmas gift for Trevor.
find out that the next model up for a hundred dollars more has a lot of reasons to get it.
You know how you and me when we looked up the synologies we already knew you could stand it.
There really wasn't a model above it other than a big look more area.
That was one of the reasons I thought it was so working to get that.
Agreed.
Yes there is the just
Came out with a new one.
I have a one, there's now a two.
And then there are other manufacturers that have more belts and whistles that make total sense.
Except for a scanner.
printer and not a big square box, maybe one of those desktop one.
I you gotta still have a little bit of a pretty for you.
Nice.
Everything else.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah I got mine is Costco.
The only bugger of it is the scan feed you have to do sheet by sheet.
Copy you have to do sheet by sheet.
And of course I didn't realize that when I was buying it and I was spoiled into being able to stack 'em.
Anyway, but it uses tanks rather than cartridges.
Yeah.
I had cartridges and I still got the ink form.
They're probably no good for that one, that black and white printer I got.
This Y-5 would use.
I could set it up it was quick and easy.
And after about one year, maybe eight months or something like that, I couldn't connect to it with two spikes.
So I think I finally threw that one away.
Lori tried to figure it out and I and I and and it was still wasn't working and I said I know how to solve this, you know how I do that.
You can put it underneath the back wheel of the truck and slowly drive over it and the pro
Well those were the old days.
Yeah, well typically you don't lose two to them, you flash by two.
That's the way this one is set up.
That way Lindsay can run.
How much is the cost go on?
I think like 278.
My foot.
I know they're still selling because Linda and I were just at Costco and they s they had a big old pallet load up.
So after they just gave me the topics.
After they just gave me eighty dollars in coupons at Harbor Freight, which I went down and bought that four.
Hundred dollar jack with a quick set pedal to push and it brings it.
Well, I should stab the pump handle.
and so you can just look under the car and use your hand or your foot while you're looking and bring it up.
W W With then you can screw the the handle down and start pumping from the handle.
But sort of top of the line double pump.
Well, not retarded.
Yeah.
Picking up three of them.
That's all they use down there.
They get a couple of years out of orders start leaking off.
So that was the one to get.
I got $80.
Did it we did
This camera off their deal.
And of course, you know I immediately got a email from the corporate corporate wanting to know why I don't want anything more to do with it.
So Yeah.
And my one track.
Not one track.
First track.
Yo fuck it.
And you show the cardboard with yellow wheels.
ahead of everybody else.
Parking lot sale, you can do it all on one.
if you they they'll give you another pretty good discount if you're buying something.
And they get you to sign up for the one.
once your
track first track once last I can't remember the name of it deal this will sign up that you get that for like half price and a discount on what you get so
that was a mouthful.
What is the small one with the elastic bands?
Did you repeat that?
Not the big one.
The small one.
Oh yeah, I can I can repeat it.
You can even eat all you already eat all.
That's eggplant.
Eggplant.
Yeah, that was old school robot.
got her long sleeve shirt on.
She's ready to go check the charge on her e-bike.
And I better put my legs on and do the same.
So we'll we'll see you one
Sure, very short order.
I don't know if we'll go into Jack's or if you'll get it on the I should check that on-demand hot water heater.
And then we'll be here out, or we may be your house first.
That'll be up to her okey dokey.
Are you buying the Apple smartphone to control your light bulb?
Or did you throw the light bulb in the trash?
I have like fucking ten of those light bulbs and like three of the outlets.
My whole house is mapped like Batman.
You AI knows when I wiggle my toes.
Hundred percent.
Do you even know about the Apple Smart Home?
What about it?
It's new I'm going to get it when V2.
0 comes out.
Apple's smartphone, huh?
I don't fuck with Apple really.
Ever since.
Oh smart home.
Yeah.
Ever since OS 9 got deleted and I had to start migrating all my shit to OS 10, I was like fuck.
Apple.
But it's better than that cocksucker called Windows and Google.
Agree.
Actually Windows I mean fucking Apple's amazing.
And you know, like
I'm at a point in my life where I give less of a fuck about shit.
So there's that.
I need to go make sausages.
Here, let's take this robot.
Let's go make some sausages.
What do you say?
What you say guys?
I got a shit so I might be gone for a bit.
Okay.
Enjoy your shit.
Okay, sausage coming up.
Let's just put this little fucker over here.
See how he does on the Bluetooth.
Farmer John.
Got some quills.
legs good to go good to go yabby you see my quail egg cracking technique in a minute I'll use these fuckers right here snap snap snap snap snap out psychoshit meal put your pee pee in there put your pee pee in
there cop cap and gimme that foreskin oy vehicle oi ve give me your foreskin oife oi ve g oife
Goyam, put your penis inside so I can suck the fucking bloody tip, baby.
I'll get I'll get on your breakfast this way.
The borrowed brown those piercing burns.
That's practically Gerald's on his day on some of these guys.
But the second screenshot makes them.
It's not that intense rule.
Cool, it works.
Alright.
Did you see the video of the Catholic priest getting lecked by Jesus Christ?
Yes.
That was crazy.
That shit was bongers, dude.
With a cherry on top.
That's one clap.
Do we only have one one dozen eggs?
Yeah.
That's it?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
We've been eating eggs like crazy.
Here check this out.
This is my technique right here.
See if I can get a good.
Okay.
Here we go.
What?
Phone does weird shit.
Maybe I should put it over here.
Yeah.
This little phone robot's cool.
I like it.
Alright, here we go.
It's egg slicing time.
So here's how we do it.
We got the scissors.
I'm gonna get mark gets it.
Oh my goodness, what's the number?
I dropped one.
I dropped another one.
Man, I am off my game today.
Don't drop it, target.
I dropped a shell in.
Retard.
Perfect.
And then I take these and go-bop-bloop-bloop.
That's it.
You must be like a colored individual.
Negative.
Negative person.
Negative.
All right, robot.
Come here.
Let's do some cooking.
Ramen.
Oh
because it is dark and running the sound much left.
Sausage time.
We'll have to carry on the AI.
There you go.
Tender and juicy.
Yeah.
And a colored individual on that goal.
Negative.
Native colored individuals anywhere near the vicinity.
That's gonna be
false.
That's Farmer John, man.
Farmer John is white.
Fucking white as fuck man.
White motherfucker.
Say I'm white.
And you fucking you a nigger.
See ya.
Alright, so let's shut this.
Put that.
Do this.
Do this thing.
Slide that.
Move this.
Okay.
Is your dog dead yet?
No.
Here, let's go see.
Let's introduce her to the new robot.
Bella?
New robot?
Little robot.
Nice.
I'm gonna try and drive in.
Aren't you tired of these fucking little robots?
Loaded into the camera.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, it's the sausage, fool.
It's it's on medium.
Shut up.
We think that little robot is pretty, huh?
Nice robot.
Gentle robot.
Hey, let's look outside.
Come here little robot.
Dogs.
RC track.
It's pretty sunny.
You can't really see out there right now.
Oh well.
You're streaming.
Then that's what I wanted.
She looks for this fuck.
What?
He says it I looked forward as fuck.
Is TTS coming from the phone?
Yes.
You can talk to him.
It's just some anon.
So you said I wanted to talk to some an on.
You are welcome.
Don smells something talking.
You can't smell anything.
Don't
Do you miss your old location with the dirty carpets?
Hell no, and it didn't have carpets.
It had freaking vinyl floor all throughout.
Remember I used to drive my fucking drift car all around at my house and drift around.
It did have dirty carpet in the bedrooms.
But no, I don't miss that location.
At all, but that location.
What's up, Robert?
He put the hash browns in the oven.
Yes.
Then my wife.
Also the cool thing about this, I can take this phone and just stick it on the fridge
like that.
Oh.
I just ripped your
Head off your body.
I just ripped your head off your body.
How'd that feel?
Naruto
Naruto Ramen.
Oh my fucking headphone batteries just died.
Oh shit.
There we go.
Back in business.
See if we can get some feedback.
Hello.
Wait.
Audio.
What the hell?
I don't know.
It's not working.
No no.
I almost dropped my phone.
Hello.
I caught it though.
I didn't drop it.
Ready?
Cover the whiteboard with swastickers and rainbows.
She said no.
Sorry.
Low do it.
Well,
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Ow.
What?
I burned my finger.
All right, we're going full grease.
Oh God.
I'm just gonna leave these in there.
Look at that, egg.
A starving black fatherless child wouldn't even eat that shit.
Fucking gourmet, bitch.
She
motherfucker.
Matter of fact, let's get some cheese.
Nice sound effects.
Maybe we should fry up a couple pieces of ham.
Let's do it.
Let's do some ham and cheese.
One,
two.
We already got sausage, but why not?
You should create a YouTube channel called Per Homo Chef Word Not Permitted
Okay.
You're right, I should I should do that.
The AI fan I won't match it.
Do I get some of this?
Put that on top of the egg so it can melt the cheese.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Next ketchup.
Should ketchup.
Good funk.
Alright, check this out.
This is my breakfast.
My breakfast.
Yes, my breath.
Breakfast
breakfasts some breakfasts with some breakfast
Undercall Catastrous That's true I'm hungry they're not cold so
They're a little undercooked I'm not gonna lie
Microwave them.
I don't own a microwave.
You want ketchup?
Walmart.
He's a Walmart.
Huh?
He's like Walmart.
Do you want ketchup?
no.
No ketchup at all?
No.
Right, here's your food.
Also impossible.
You want salt?
I want pepper.
They are under cool oaked.
They're under cooed.
They are under cooed.
You're under coo.
Microwaves are for people who are lazy and eat nothing but processed food.
Well this is all pretty much processed food, but Okay, so a little salt.
So we're half there.
We're the processed persons, but we're not the lazy type because we don't have the microwave.
Shut up!
Yes.
I know that.
Stop!
Don't tell me how to live my life.
You're not my dad!
I said he cooks them for like four minutes.
That's not true.
He's lying now.
Oh they're not like super crispy, but they're good enough.
Oh okay.
Well they're also pre-cooked anyways before you put them in the oven.
So pretty much just heating them up.
Oh wow.
That's why you use a microwave.
That's why he sucked up.
Or you could just, you know, get over it because I don't have
We're never gonna buy a microwave.
It's sliding down the fridge ever so slightly.
Chiwa!
Chew wahwa chew wawa.
Alright, you can go back in the river.
Alright here.
Alright, robot.
You have your head back.
I would like to listen to myself and watch myself.
Enjoy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're welcome, darling.
Give some water.
Well I was very excited about this.
Don't care.
She motherfucking she got damn, motherfucking sheep.
Are those whiteboards supposed to be ghetto 8K projectors for watching gay porn?
Yeah, it's for their
mascarology.
You can watch Live TV and ask her on PlayStation now.
Did you fail your PlayStation for a bag of myth?
I did.
You caught me.
What's up with my emos?
Boring streams are boring.
Yeah, good thing you're tuned into my exciting stream.
You know I have two streams up.
One of them's too boring.
Maybe the other one will be more boring.
I need two streams.
One for the chat, one for the Pokemon Go.
You need Apple Smart Home.
You need to shut the fuck up.
You need to shut up the fuck up.
That's crazy.
mm-hmm.
All right, we're finna go get stoned after this.
Oh, I'm full, dude.
I'm freaking full.
Audio check.
Audio test.
Well,
What the fuck?
And I was thinking that it's like a little circle for two years
like I can keep that
easy.
I'm not gonna do it, I'm gonna have to have a lot of that thing I have to run as my second intro.
This one I kind of have to be a little bit more dirty, so like I just closed my
surface.
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