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Exactly.

That's a good thing.

I got my black coffee.

But it's a little strange at least, you have to admit.

Well, if you're not going to be able to say there's a tiny tiny bit of cream.

They might sit on your knee.

And now there's nothing.

Well, not everybody fits the same money.

I saw it happen before.

Okay.

And I'll and I'll I'll say this to the standard.

So again, it's like that point I made earlier.

Yeah.

I saw someone in Las Vegas do that in the school.

I don't think I don't think the four year old was part of the Circuit Soleil.

At least what he was saying didn't represent that.

He wasn't saying I'm part of the Circuit Soleil.

This is okay.

Yeah, you don't want that reaction.

Not really that you're not.

But everybody else was laughing.

This is a mall with 300 people.

People were videoing this.

This was amazing.

It brought Christmas joy.

I never saw I never saw that clip.

But this was back on like the they weren't videoing with iPhones.

They had like those cameras, you know what I mean?

You need cameras?

Yeah, just cameras.

I mean the larger cameras and it would be hard to get it uploaded on the internet.

I'm sure you could, of course you could.

But I was there.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

That was fun though.

It made me want to be Santa Claus, well.

Okay.

Just so you can swing a four year old around by their hair?

No, to make everybody happy by doing such a thing.

People would be really alarmed by that.

I'm sure his family was alarmed, but it's like if you really think about it, he's gonna be five.

He's gonna have like an injury on his head, but he'll be five.

Fear and hate and loathing for Santa Claus.

Again, it's like what's the trade here?

I get it, you want everybody to be happy, but at some point you've got to accept it's a world.

Well it's really not fun for everybody, and we know that.

Look at South Africa.

That wasn't even a reason.

I know what it means.

South Africa's country.

Yeah, well south.

Yeah, but it's it's very well known for the

Oh sure.

Oh yeah, of course.

I mean though, and it's still currently such a weak.

It is.

Go on.

She finally figured out the cat wheels messed with.

Good job, kidding.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

How do you know that?

That's the telescope?

What?

Did you watch the show or did you see that in that magic state?

A couple of your shows, yeah.

That's actually a little creepy.

That you're watching people at all times?

What about when somebody's like taking a shower?

I'm gonna see what the shower is.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, but back to the telescope.

What about when somebody's taking a shower?

No, no, not not in this example.

Okay.

What about when somebody's in the shower and you have the telescope on them?

I really need to shave my nose.

I mean, how do you know that?

What if somebody just takes their clothes off and gets in the shower?

So but there's read parts where you're just looking at everybody in the most vulnerable time.

Why?

So you would turn it on for a second and if well you get the like a big hair.

And so Mrs.

Claws will look through the telescope and just check and see that what they're saying is actually true.

But long that he's a bad dude.

I mean he's a bad guy.

He's basically basically like a p at this point.

And he used you know how I said that kid got grabbed by the hair and then got flung around?

No, no, he used to make big

I'm sure it extended his neck though.

No final.

No good.

Nautilus?

Okay.

I don't know anything about this long neck person.

I don't know him either, actually.

We'd love to see him.

Well he's well we're we have to end the show now because I have to film with him now, so you will see him.

Yeah.

He's outside.

I'm waiting to bring him in.

You guys are big news, too.

I think his first name is Long and his last name is Nat.

So is this guy called Mr.

Nat?

And his mom is missus next.

Oh, I think that's a box.

I don't know if he has any family.

He's a long-standing family.

Somehow he managed to have children.

Turbo.

Turbo neck.

And of course his his his mom's dad was great neck.

Great.

Great neck, yeah.

Neck?

No, great.

Great neck neck.

Great neck.

I see I see.

All right, well, that's it.

We have to film with long neck now.

Thanks for coming on.

Okay, well thank you.

I saw it after it had been neutralized by a military police personnel.

And after it had escaped, then I was given access because we had another one in captivity.

And so I read about that particular species.

What is it?

There's an alien ad.

During my time that I was there investigating that we were allowed into the area, I saw my brother.

eighteens and I saw one that I would call like

we made a conspiracy platform.

Today we're gonna do some current hand in the mountains.

I know it's not McDonald's drive through but I hope you guys find the Robin it's just a scene.

My friend Simon aka for Steve Horus on YouTube.

He has the channel is happy on this

But I'd probably intermittent campsite and got

but I'm not climbing it.

I always like to forget a few things.

It is really one of these wild frontier type places.

I'm third generation longer.

There's like

a

Tech news, fun jokes, rearranging set design, prices, climbing.

This hat is the best that we could do given the brand prices.

I'm James Shrive, this is Tech League, and Sony's PlayStation 6 could cost

computers.

cost too much now.

Okay, so wow.

So last night Tesla had one of maybe maybe the most insane product demos of all time.

It had a completely redesigned brand new

cyber looking car, then it had a car driving up a wall, then an upside down car, then a flying car, then a car that jumps and does a kick flip, and then a 0.

6 second 0 to 60.

And yet, realistically, a lot of this stuff was a distraction from the facts and figures that we got the next morning, today, on the actual Tesla Roadster itself.

So I guess it's part of my job for the last decade has been watching and attending these tech events.

And deciphering what's real versus what you should pay attention to, what is fluff, then figured I should definitely do this one.

So RP to the twenty twenty Tesla Roadster, you will be missed, even though you never existed.

but yeah, we we've got a lot to talk about.

Also I thought one rolled up because it looks like it may rain at some point, but my fingers are crossed.

so anyway, yeah, a lot of people after last night were freaking out.

And rightfully so, because it was pretty insane.

A lot of people were also

Very skeptical, and rightfully so, because it was pretty insane.

But I I think as there is with a lot of this stuff, there was actually a bit of nuance to it.

I think a good amount of what we saw last night at the Festival Roadster event was it was actually really cool.

It was stuff that a lot of car people are at least interested in from an engineering perspective and were looking forward to.

And then a lot of other parts of it were completely insane that I don't think we will ever see in person.

So at the event itself, they started by just channels.

Fuck it.

Because the road is completely redesigned.

It looks

like that.

So I haven't tested that in a while.

That's like on a different site now.

Or I guess it's not.

Maybe a Mercy Lago.

But yeah, it's probably really buggy.

My Claude still hasn't even finished, bro.

Show me I'm not in the list, and the full pop-out is top.

Literally screenshot that and send it to it.

It has exhaust tips, which might seem a little crazy on an electric car, but make a lot more sense in a second.

And processing will have time to grow on me.

But then there's all the other capabilities to talk about.

So first thing it does is this website has so much random shit now.

4,000 kilograms of death force.

What is that sack soundbite called?

I want to upload it so I can fuck with a few.

Which one?

Like, I feel like I remember it did.

I don't know.

Like some fucking old soundbite?

Spinning around too retarded right now.

Landing on the ground and hires down.

So clearly there are thrusters all around the car pointed in all directions that are powerful enough to move the entire car.

Oh the dude loo dude.

I have no idea.

I literally went on dude, I went on like free sound or something and typed like success.

This was

and then went to page two or some shit.

Like good luck finding it.

Okay.

Dude, we got random.

dude, I still should probably implement like an age.

I've never

Like an age filter with an N word.

And maybe use the AI to autoban I think perfectly reasonable thoughts.

People under like thirteen or thirteen and under.

Or I don't really know.

that's a good thing.

Or just bad for various reasons.

Who are you doing?

But then the next morning.

Today we get Any Sam from the Buses?

Dude, except Sam from the bus is probably 18 now.

I've helped us understand a lot more about what's actually happening here.

So let's just bring it out.

What they didn't say at the event is there are four versions of this road.

There's the bass, the performance, the thrust, and rocket.

I it's time to ruin my health my life with alcohol

Are you trying to pull guts with this stream title?

What is my tit oh it's like yeah that's yeah that's what I was trying to do.

No, I just typed gay into Google and copy pasted the emojis that I put.

Brilliant.

I think it's cause Well I saw Alpha Omega was using an emoji as his title.

So I was like, you know what, I wanna use emojis as my title.

So I typed gay and then put the gay emojis.

So you went full gay.

Yeah, now we're full gay.

Wow.

I think I'm gonna take a picture of me, like just like my shitty hairline, and then ask AI what

What I should tell the haircut lady to do, and then I'm gonna show that to the haircut lady and be like, if you don't look if it doesn't look like this, you're not getting your money, dude.

And then I'm gonna punch him in their face, do three backflips, and then the cat is gonna come out and then attack him too.

And then after that, one of the the like a Walmart brand associate is gonna sell crack.

All that's gonna happen.

I'm resurfacing my Aussie track today before the rain comes touching dirt.

It's actually really nice out today and I should just be outside.

It's cold though.

It's like one of those days where it's it's like there's no clouds or nothing, but it's cold.

It's chilly.

So I'll I'll double jacket it up.

It's overcast as fuck, thunderstorm is coming.

Like this.

They got boogies.

I got

Need to no trim my nose here.

There's one big white boogie there.

Tumble my nose.

Need to get the track all raped with fine dirt, so team water will set it, it's half done.

Dude, I you know what I need to do is set my robot up.

I'm like a huge bitch pussy for not doing that.

Yeah, set the robot up and link it to Cosmo.

You mean have the the Raspberry Pi robot handle both?

So the Pi runs both.

Yeah.

Except I'll have to plug in

I'd have to plug in a separate Wi-Fi USB.

Not that that's bad.

I ha I don't remember where it is though.

I have to find it.

I have one somewhere.

Because I tested it before and it worked pretty well.

I've got Louis driving pretty good with analog sticks.

My site has analog sticks.

I actually don't even really know what my site has.

I can't talk about it.

I can't really say my site has shit without actually using it, so

I noticed there's like a game though.

If you go to openvibe.

bot, there's like a try button and then there's like a 3D thing.

Which is kind of cool.

I don't know, I think that site might just work, but I don't know.

I'm really not sure.

It's probably broken.

I need to actually go through and test everything.

There's so much untested shit, bro.

I bought so many domains and told the AI to do so much.

There's just so much crap now.

Some of the sites I don't really like the design of.

Or like the home page layout.

I don't really like yeah, it kind of like did this standardized home page layout that I don't really like.

But I'd still I don't have like good constructive feedback to get a few.

Yeah, it's gay title.

It's gay.

day in Mexico.

So we're doing happy Pride Day.

No, dude, it's gay day in Mexico.

It's not Pride Day.

Get it right.

We're celebrating the emojis creation.

They were created by a gay Mexican and sell and submitted to the emoji system years ago.

I don't think gay Mexico

Invented rainbow.

No, they they invented the emoji that was submitted to the emoji standardized system.

They were a gay Mexican.

And they worked for Google Mexicano.

You didn't know this, dude?

This is like old news.

Come on, testicles.

Fucking it's hella obvious.

Literally says it.

If you zoom into the emoji, it's imprinted on the emoji.

It's being wild in my being gay.

Well, no, it's gay Mexico.

It's different than just being gay.

Gay Mexicans would be extremely mad at that.

Don't be so I've never been Mexican before.

Yeah, dude, don't be so insensitive to gay Mexican.

Yeah, voice channel is three hundred and twenty X two hundred and forty.

That's us.

Who is talking?

Oh, it's Madacus.

Who is in the room with you?

Oh

Matechus is in the room with me.

My cat's in the room with me.

That's about it.

Mateus and cat are kind of like the same word because it's cuts.

Yeah, it's like manicus.

We could possibly be entering a depression soon.

You mean like an American?

Ramen isn't a bad investment.

Alright, let's go buy out all of the

Yeah, but if it happens in USA, basically the whole world happens.

What if you just went to the store and spent like Well, what if you bought every ramen out from every nearby store?

That probably wouldn't even be that expensive, right?

Like you probably only only had to spend like a thousand dollars to buy every ramen in the street.

The only problem is they expire at the same time.

That's true.

With buy.

You don't want the same lot, you're right.

Actually, you should like.

Go around and and like buy like a sample from each place so that you know which place has the longest lots.

But it's only reasonable for maybe like two months supply on hand at most.

But it's something that's true.

I mean, yeah, I mean honestly, there's probably way more like way better sources.

You can try to work for a better situation in two months.

I feel like there's better sources of nutrients.

Like, can't you just get like beans?

Ramen kinda sucks.

I mean I feel like just get dry beans.

Or better sure, but it keeps you alive.

Like beans.

Beans and canned food.

Canned foods really.

Canned beans.

Tuna.

Canned tuna.

Actually.

Bro, if the economy collapses, I think he'll forgive myself for two months from eating ramen.

Cat food.

I wouldn't care that much about eating healthy if it means just trying to live to a better day.

Oh my cat knows I mean cat food.

Five or some.

Save.

Come here.

There you go.

How's it compared to?

No, this one's this is premium.

Cat food that not even the cat wants.

Chicken breast.

Is that reversed for everyone?

I should probably tell my AI to make sure it's not reversed.

That isn't cat food.

You're right.

If it's good cold, bro.

I never warmed it up before out of my pouch.

I'm under the impression if reps don't win midterms, Trump could throttle us.

The fucked up thing is methodical reason for why we do it too.

No licking.

Maticus, all you topped up.

Dude, Maticus lives in the boonies, he's gonna live off like plants.

In quail eggs.

Got shit.

Yeah.

I got birds and a garden.

In invert it and leave the bug out if may go crazy here.

I have a plan, but it's shit.

Head toward the mountains.

Or you know what's gonna actually happen is absolutely nothing.

Oh, apparently my phone is overheating.

And he's actually very hot.

Usually nothing does.

Maybe I should switch to my computer.

But two thousand and eight something didn't have a little bit of a little

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