Fortnite! (Part 3)

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Got him.

We've gone out a circle though.

Get over here.

Let's dance.

Hmm, thank you.

I don't have this one.

Say goodbye.

Goodbye.

In a bit.

Bruh.

Same way.

Well,

I'm not sure.

I know where they've gone but I don't know how to get to them.

They're above me, I think.

Did you get him?

Oh where oh no there's another team now there.

Oh this is a new team.

Oh wow.

That was terrible from me to be honest.

I don't like that shot button.

What or was it?

A wood one.

I heard it.

Just like wooden sticks, don't it?

Yeah, I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I feel lovely.

People want to dep it up, but they can't get none from it.

Okay, what you

Do you know what I really fancy one key?

Okay.

Oh,

yeah.

That's beautiful.

To be honest.

Do you have the Gold Scouts right?

I feel like you do.

I feel like I've asked you before.

I do, but I'm taking it anyway.

Ferzies.

Over shield.

second all.

My life started again.

Ten minutes ago?

Oh no, I don't know why.

I'm not a hundred percent sure.

It doesn't do that when I do it direct from the PlayStation though.

Ooh, nice.

Let's go into the extractor.

Oh no, I've got a powerful one.

Nice.

You can get one as well from the machine.

To be fair, if you're already down there, I wouldn't

To a porthole.

I'm sorry if you heard that music, Twitch don't copyright me.

It wasn't my music, okay.

Adonis, mark my terror.

Tell me, only,

only, only, only one.

Bum bum bum bum bum bum but

And exponential

Can you stop that?

Sir,

can you stop that?

Don't mock me.

people here.

Just to let you know.

Oh, they're real.

Oh, they've got the balloon gone.

What they didn't realize was

oh they did the vault on here.

I regret going to them.

Do you know where they are?

On the beach.

Don't go to them.

I did.

Brilliant.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Don't go to them.

Proceeds to go to them.

Love that.

Oh

team.

I don't know, I couldn't see them, but they're on top of a building over there and I've killed myself.

Thanks, Alex.

And maybe people coming over.

Oh.

Oh, there is.

I'm already getting shot at this guy.

Without a single bullet.

No, I have bullets.

I'm lying to you.

Can I find anything in here?

Oh.

Oh, I lost my tails.

Oh god it.

Oh did you get it?

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mad a good man.

Please, whatever you do, don't die.

Please you're welcome.

I did not die.

Please tell me that's you.

What's me?

Thanks, Lady.

Thanks, Mada Yaran.

Oh, I see someone.

Like quite funny to do.

Is it?

Oh, you saw Lick.

Yes.

Which was real not impulse grenade.

hunter rifle me.

I'm saying it's his mate, it might not be.

Oh

that was you, wasn't it?

Yeah, I've got the balloon gun now.

Brilliant.

Someone there.

That's the team that got me.

Look at all the death.

Should we go up there?

Oh no, there's two of them.

I see you got a bloom gun as well.

No, there's only one you can get, I think.

Don't go over.

Oh no no no no I'm not like coming to us.

They're up on it, yeah.

Oh focus.

Where did he go?

Oh, he's white.

Would you like me to do a couple of solos?

Are you happy?

Do a couple well I

feed the dog or whatnot, and I'll be back.

Okay, dogs.

Okay, let's try a few saws.

See how this goes

on.

Hello, welcome to the stream.

Thank you for popping in.

Hello, welcome to this stream.

Thank you so much for popping in.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

yeah.

Hey Lord Trey, how are you?

How are you?

Thank you so much for popping in.

I massively appreciate it.

Oh, I'm lagging.

Oh good, I'm glad.

I'm very glad.

Absolutely, we've got to, haven't we?

How long have you been streaming for?

three days.

Very, very new.

Very new.

Watch your stream, hot game.

Oh, thank you so much.

Massively appreciate it.

Oh, nice.

So a bit more variety.

Nice.

Do you play Fortnite?

Oh, you do play.

Oh, we'll have to get a game sometime.

I'm always looking for new people to play with.

Like my territory.

Tell me I'm the only, only, only, only one.

Survival favors destroy.

I'm not trying to beef with you just.

All right, clearly you are trying to please the pay.

I did not cause that fight.

That was all him.

And I will not be held responsible.

Override activated smoke spray server.

Well, she frightened me.

I wanted the oh, because

Oh, well, he is one of the night.

Oh, no, he hasn't.

Oh, come here.

Right, I forgot to pick up the actual gun I wanted.

Sorry I'm gonna have to go back and forth that it's no more.

Oh of course somebody's there.

Oh no, I dropped my assault rainfall, I didn't think that all.

No, they've took my fault.

Why is Freddy there?

Oh wait, why is he following me?

I don't want to play with him.

Nine pills, eight people left.

It's the same guy.

Finally got him.

I finally got him.

Right, I really need an assault rifle.

Was it you that took it?

Yes.

I think you can find a good thing with the world when you turn it up.

Yeah, I'm sort of thinking all the

time.

Oh, is that someone?

Oh, they've got a bot.

They have got a bot.

Let's have a quick look.

Oh, I've got bigger fish to fry right now.

Oh, you had a freddy skin.

I don't know where he went.

Oh, there he is behind me.

How did he survive that again?

No.

Right.

Okay.

I think I'm gonna end the stream.

Oh, hello absolute.

You okay?

No, no, it's fine, I can stay on.

Do you want to catch a game?

Would you like to play?

Yeah, monkey dokie.

My name's on the screen if you want to add me.

Are you coming back on Alex?

I'm gonna be so lucky.

Don't worry, I've been the same today.

If I'm honest.

There's no rush if you need to get anything started first.

Yeah, I am.

It's totally up to you.

You don't have to.

Play.

Don't have to play.

Hello, Olivia again.

Are you okay?

Are you schwell?

Hello.

I am thanks, Liv.

I am.

I am indeed.

Hello.

Hello, can you hear me?

Yes.

Hello, you all right?

I am not on farm today.

I'm gonna warn you now.

I keep dying.

Can you hear me?

It's okay.

Yeah, I can hear you.

I'm just tired as fuck.

I'm just waking up.

No worries.

I don't know if it's just my phone, but the live looks like frazing.

Oh.

It might just be my phone.

It looks like it.

Let me have a check.

Yeah, it has froze, I think.

That's not good.

That is not good.

where do you like to land?

I thought it was mean.

we can land here.

It's fine.

Oh that's it's slowly coming back, I think.

I don't know what happened there.

how do you honor us?

Nice.

They were different teams.

I got some shield if you needed it.

I've got littles.

Oh I've just realized you've changed your outfit.

I'll look at us matching.

Beautiful.

Oh, sorry.

Hardy, hardy, like that.

There's somebody in the water.

I don't know if you collect sprites or not.

I do.

There's one right here.

Oh what one is it?

I know I don't collect them.

I don't know which one's good and which is not.

oh hacker dumpster guys.

I have quite a lot of them now.

How can you not be a collector of them?

Look how cute they are.

I don't know, I play mostly ringed.

Ah, I don't know.

They're not yeah, they're not in rings.

Yeah, that's true.

Nice.

What rank are you?

Unreal in BR and then and reload on almost champ.

Oh amazing.

So we're gonna win then basically, is that what you're telling me?

Hopefully.

I mean this is my first game on, but I'm just out of lock in.

Currently debating on if I should run the pump or the eight-bit.

I don't mind the pump, but I feel like it's so slow against the 8-bit.

Can't you upgrade your guns at the at the extra station or whatever?

Yeah, so you would hold on.

We found it.

It's this thing right here, right?

Yeah.

Okay, I see.

Are you live?

Am I live?

No.

Yeah.

I don't go live a lot anymore.

huh.

Well, especially recently.

have too much TikTok beef right now.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Oh no way.

What?

With with TikTok or with people on TikTok.

Whoa, someone just popped back where we were?

With people on TikTok.

Ah, okay, I understand.

I'm pushing up here if you want to come with he just went up there.

He he shouldn't have any loot.

Why is it?

Oh wait, nope, there's two I lag.

Are they in the bush?

Why we running?

Yeah, he just ran.

He went that way.

Oh I've got one on me.

I think they're in the tree, yeah.

They're in the tree.

Okay.

I'm going up.

No P left.

Oh my god, will they stay still?

They're just gonna keep running.

They want the extractor, so they must have something.

I see them there.

Yep, I see them.

They're down there by that tree.

Tagged him for a good bit.

Oh stop it.

He was white.

How much movement does he have?

I don't know, but he's nearly dead.

I can confirm that.

Nine white.

Oh, please stop running.

There's no way you win here.

No.

Aha!

Ha ha ha ha

I am going to be coxtic right now.

Oh, somebody on me.

Oh dude.

No.

I don't know where they went.

Where are you?

I'm here.

They went that way.

Oh he's here.

Ow.

The fucking-

He's here.

I'm better get out.

Oh you Oh I'm

do you need any of this?

No no don't worry about it.

Just take one of the I'll grab your spray.

I'll get your spray.

Oh thank you.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh I've landed with somebody.

I am so sorry.

Never mind, I was better.

Thank you for all of your stuff.

Was that you?

Oh yeah, but

somebody else is shooting, you know.

Let me get out of the storm at least.

Oh, someone else is shooting.

Oh, they were right here.

that was my bad.

No, don't worry.

I got two of them.

You got two of them?

Yeah.

The other ones ran away.

I don't see anymore.

Hold on.

Can you crawl to me?

I can, yeah.

I'm on my way.

Hoi.

How we

Oh look at my spray.

Oh my god, why are you invisible?

Well that's so weird, why are you invisible?

Back to that one.

Oh, someone else is behind.

Oh, please don't hurt me.

I am so low.

Oh gosh.

Leave me alone, I'm already low.

I'm so sorry I had nothing at all.

And they're all like right there.

That area.

Yeah.

I had no heal.

Give me a second to look.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, nice.

I wanted to get sure booted, but they were all right there.

Yeah, they're everywhere.

Honestly, just perfect time.

It's fine.

Nice.

I'm so so sorry.

It's my dog and he loves his ball.

And I can't take his ball off him.

If you can hear that, I'm so sorry.

You can't be aesthetically pleasing.

Four dogs.

What kind of dogs do you have?

Two hounds, a four pound chihuahua stop.

Bro, what is that weapon?

Oh, the high stakes shot.

Yeah, it's it's it's brutal.

Oh stop.

A four pound chihuahua and a

French bulldog.

I bet your house is teaming.

No, they're teaming.

Really?

Yes, they're teaming.

Yeah, look at them.

There's all four of them right there.

They're all teaming.

Oh, they need for a part in them.

Yeah, I'm reporting them actually.

And they're emoting musty agent eight, but wait.

Okay, but hold on.

Yeah, that's weird.

Yeah.

The Chi Chi is my gamer dog.

She sits in my lap the whole time.

Oh, stop it.

I'm gonna have to watch one of your streams.

Roll on my dog.

He's a cock spaniel.

But like I say he

He's quiet all day and then as soon as you're on stream he chooses to pick his ball up and squeak it.

Donia.

Gimme that ball.

I just added one of them.

Should I join them?

If you want.

I'll be back.

Okay, Doki.

Unless you wanted to unless you wanted me to invite them, but I don't know what they're gonna say in your life.

Okay.

Yeah, no, that's fine.

I'll get into a solo while you're okay.

I'll join them now.

Okay, Doki.

Alright, I'll be back.

No worries.

You've always wanted one.

Oh no.

Yeah, he's a lot of fun.

He's very high energy.

And he's back with his ball again.

I'm so sorry.

he's he only turned one yesterday, so he's he's just a baby.

It's just a baby.

Will you drop that ball?

You're ruining the vibes, Rollo.

You're ruining the vibes.

I wonder if.

Yeah, pet vibes.

That's my stream.

I'm pretty much a pet stream, aren't I?

What do you play at Longbeard?

What games do you like?

a little bit of everything, Call of Duty, Apex, Fallout, God of Warner Lisk.

Oh nice.

Some good games there, I'll be honest.

Some very good games.

Do you play Fortnite?

Or is it not your kind of game?

Watching some strange s ooh, what do you think?

Do you think you'd be interested?

Have you played off the grid?

I am always down to play if you ever want to jump on.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

Who wouldn't want to be Bart Simpson and dance in the middle of a

fairground place?

Yeah, I've not tried it yet.

I do definitely want to bring a couple of different games into the stream though.

But I just felt like Fortnite was a pretty good one to

Ah well, it's what I'm comfortable with is what I'm not.

Oh, hello.

Yeah, no problem.

No problem at all, I'll send you after

after the stream.

Well hope I guess don't want to.

I'm on Xbox.

But sometimes I also play on the PlayStation, it kind of depends.

I do it on the cloud gaming.

So I'm technically on a PC.

But I don't live three.

I don't use that one to play, to be honest.

I use the use clap.

I would love a shotgun.

Oh, and there's these cute little things, you see this one on my back that you can collect.

Yeah, it's it's really cool.

It's quite fun.

And like I say,

I'm dressed as Python Ivy when I'm dancing.

I'm from England, North East.

Where did they just go on?

Yeah, not bad, thank you.

Where are you from?

Oh, North Carolina.

Oh, I guess.

I'd like to be in North Carolina right now.

Is it hot?

Isn't it?

It's getting cold.

Low forties at night.

Is that Fahrenheit?

Can we please Google what forty degrees in Celsius is, please?

Four degrees.

Beautiful scenery and beautiful weather.

Oh nice.

It is getting quite cold in the UK, but I'm gonna be completely honest, I was so ready for it.

We had a really hot summer.

Right, one at a time, one at a time, one at a time, one at a time, one at a time, one at a time.

Yeah.

I think the UK is gonna have to start investing in AirCon.

Cuz this year was

it was brutal.

Oh come on.

Right, you get involved.

Go on.

Go and kill him.

Fine.

I think the hottest it got was it 38 Celsius, I think.

I don't know what that is in Fahrenheit though.

But I can certainly Google it.

It's about what it was.

Shut up, Ghost Place.

Don't rank.

No.

no, we reached the nineties since some around one oh eight.

Yeah, thirty eight Celsius here.

It was brutal.

No aircon, no nothing.

It was awful.

Yeah, it does get really cold.

It's not that bad at the moment though.

let me have a look.

Yeah, so it's twelve degrees Celsius at the moment, so it's warmer than

What you have.

You didn't just leave a rank to get him did your absolute.

We have silence for a moment.

Only a moment.

Did you get it when it came out the on the shop?

Yo, so

game is game.

Listen, e-girls is better than no girls.

Very true.

Where do you like to land?

Alright, where we dropping?

Green Hills.

Okay.

Let's do that.

Do you wanna explain to him what e-girls are?

I don't feel like doing it.

I think that's a you.

Wait, I actually don't even know what it is.

can you hear me on the live right now?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, you can hear the on the live, I think, yeah.

Yeah, you can be heard on the live, yeah.

Okay, so essentially an e-girl, well anybody like an e-boy or an e-girl is people that like bait on the game, essentially.

Then I said an e-girl is better than no girl.

Really?

I didn't even know that.

So like you like

people either love them or hate them.

Most people hate them.

Yeah, I've got one of the things that I've got to do.

Oh, he's chasing me down line.

He wants me

to

know, same.

I didn't know that that was a thing.

Yeah, so believe it or not, all of my like IRL relationships started like over the game besides like one.

Really?

Yeah, I'm anti-social as fuck, IRL.

I'm coming.

I get it I guess because I've seen a lot of stories and stuff where people have

like played online and then got married and stuff so I get it.

There for a second, I'm about to emote on them.

I had to let you know.

Yeah.

I had to cut a pill off.

Yeah.

But if we be real out

that little black yarn with your

Oh, I hear that more.

It freaks me out.

You had to Google search it.

Have you streamed today, Longbeard?

I feel old enough to not be over the time of the same.

I had no idea what it was.

Wrong way.

Oh, I fell.

You'd be you'd be surprised.

I mean, I don't know how old you guys are, but I've what I've found some 30-year-old women on here.

I was saying.

What like e-girlin?

Yeah.

the oldest was

forty three

sorry that is not like a down syndrome child you hear in the background it is a dog that has to see

yeah I'm thirty two meaning

Oh just someone's just tried to hunt a rifle me.

Oh

I took this on the

I actually did this one, I'll probably be on later again.

Oh nice.

If I can catch one, I'll drift him.

Oh the third party, bro.

Yeah.

Oh.

I'm selling you so bad right now, I'm not gonna lie.

No, no, no.

No, not at all.

Not at all.

I'm the one that keeps dying.

Alright, let's play one.

This one here, I'm gonna lock in.

Which wanna go?

I'm gonna be AFK.

This stuff is ruining all the vibes.

No.

I am back.

No chance I'm again not.

Oh, I'm getting chill.

Are there people on you?

How many?

One, I think.

I'm trying to come.

Okay.

No, they got me.

Oh did they?

Alright, I'm gonna just ready up and play again.

Yeah, I had to run I had to run and go do something real quick for my cousin.

That's alright, don't worry.

Are you working on getting affiliate or have you already done that?

Yeah, no, I'm still working on it.

fingers crossed in a few days.

I've managed to get gift subscribers and stuff like that now, so

hopefully that's a good sign.

Have you?

where do you want to land?

Let's just go back here.

Oh, that's amazing.

Congratulations.

So what's different?

I'm guessing it's you'll be able to start earning.

Oh, you're kidding me.

He's one hundred white.

me, come to me, come to me, if you can, or where is the he's coming back in now.

Yeah, he's here.

not much different other than getting

Heard I made not five cents to do.

Hey, five cents more than you I'm so dead.

Yeah.

I don't know why it's so sweaty there today.

It's not normally that bad.

Oh they're really chasing you down.

Oh, they're on your back.

What is going on?

They're literally fucking dicking me down, bro.

That's what happened.

Like why chase me that far?

Yeah.

Like I literally can't do anything when I have like I eliminated one team and then another

The other team is just right there out of nowhere.

And then that's the team that chased us.

And I'm assuming their teammate killed you.

yeah, they did, yeah.

Big far off of here today.

Brilliant.

All I can say is it's five cents more than I've made on it today.

S some controls?

Oh, thank you.

Genuinely that means a lot.

Oh, absolutely, me thing.

Me

Do you want that pistol?

No, no, you have it.

Oh wait, look.

Momit is flopper.

What loot do you want to be gold?

Do you have a shotgun?

You know?

No, not yet.

You have it, you have it.

Yeah, but I can turn a lot of weapons into gold.

Oh yeah, hurry up.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, he chooses now to start backing and this is a dog that wants nothing.

What you know, he wants for nothing.

He's spoiled.

And it's because his dad stopped playing with him.

For not point two seconds.

Oh, someone's on me.

I just use the thing.

There's a gold scar right here.

I'm with the peek and peak for zip one.

I've got like this Oh, I've been scanned.

People in here.

What?

Oh, they're on the roof.

They're on the roof.

You are kidding me.

Oh, what is going on?

What is happening with these bobbies?

Oh, I'm so glad I was muted.

I was just crashing out.

I got stuck in the fucking window n next to the fucking telescope right there.

Like I was stuck right there.

I couldn't do anything.

Oh no.

Like that shit is so annoying.

I played so much.

I'm gonna go back to some solos, but we'll play again soon, yeah.

Perfect, thank you so so much.

Tommy going live long beard.

Hello.

Do you need some help?

Help.

Do you need some assistance?

Do you need a duo?

I could always do a duo, especially if it's you.

But I see you replaced me as a duo.

I could never replace

Okay.

Yeah, but like I'll

Yeah, I'll definitely already die by the time you load in.

Seven so

Oh if it's five o'clock, five hours, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, midnight.

No, I might be able to pop in.

I'm usually work then anyway.

What are you playing?

Yeah, midnight.

Midnight.

Oops, I just kicked that man.

I'm not sure how I'll be playing this morning with God of War.

Oh, nice.

I think you should play Call of Duty.

It's fun to watch.

Watch.

Yeah, was on.

Now, I'll be honest, that's a game you would never want to play.

With me.

'Cause I am shockingly bad.

I don't believe someone's

Said that one time and made me look bad.

No, I'm not, I promise you, I'm not joking.

it would be the Xbox.

The Xbox.

Did you die?

Hello.

Did you die?

I did.

Oh.

John Wick.

if you ever wanna give it a shot, we can run some matches sometime.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Sounds good to me.

If you're feeling up to carry.

You just let me know off.

Oh, people landed here.

How long have you been live?

Twenty minutes.

Oh, fair.

For a bit.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, I can hear my game through you.

Oh.

I'll don't.

What is it?

My speaker.

Oh, have you got your speaker on?

Yeah, I've turned it down now.

Oh, you're on TikTok?

No.

Oh fair.

It was mainly for my stream.

Ah, okay.

You're not got your headset on.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh fair.

I'm always down to have new off.

was on friends good or bad.

I'll look up my called duty name and send it to you.

Yeah, of course not.

I think I know I think mine

I think I already know mine.

But you're gonna shout your own cod as well.

I've played cod previously

I just wanna do a little bit of variety and see what does better.

I'll carry you and Waz on you in Fortnite.

That's a deal.

That sounds like a very good deal to me.

What if two people come in, Mike?

Nice.

Good.

Yeah.

Deal.

Deal on my side as well.

I'm just looking forward to the weekend now.

Yeah, if

if not it's only Monday.

I was just gonna say it's only one day mind.

Yeah.

Do I have you?

Oh no, you have the exclamation.

Did it?

Mm-hmm.

Didn't.

Oh you're real.

Where?

No, that means you haven't got it live.

Oh.

Oh, leave me alone.

Oh, it's a ducky.

No, say not the duck.

Oh yeah, it's dead easy.

You've been on Tycoon today.

No, I haven't

you can pretty much get XP for everything because there's loads of different game mods in it as well.

so there's like horror games in it, there's like tycoons, there's various different versions of like battle royales.

so yeah, it is

actually it's really easy to level up.

I mean I think I'm level 500 and something now

but I do play every day.

Like a loser.

You are

I feel like a loser you just call me a loser yeah we can't call me that

Yeah.

Shut up, Olivia.

Yes, they can hear me.

Hold up, when did you get here?

He's spoken to my mic.

There's a battle royale in four.

Yeah, that's well, is this yeah, this is battle royale, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's what I'm playing now, yeah.

I'm gonna need you.

To chill out, dude.

Whilst I miss more shots.

Yeah, that's what I'm playing.

Thanks, my dude.

Thank you for the follow.

This is just a me playing by the way.

Yeah, it should be me you're following.

Oh.

Well I need to go right now.

Understood, understood.

Hell yeah.

Oh I'm sorry I missed every single shot there and I'm very embarrassed about it.

Where did he just go?

Will you stay still?

Gets me so angry for no reason.

Oh stop it!

Why is he so laggy as well?

Is that coming across on the street?

He's like glitching.

Yeah, he is laggy.

Right, I'm bored, I'm playing with him now, I'm going.

Someone else can kill him.

That's somebody else's responsibility now.

Oh hello.

Eh, why not?

No, okay.

You didn't wanna fight me?

Well I can't shoot you from here, so

Okay.

Okay, understood.

Meant to do that actually.

I mean I meant to do that.

Totally totally meant to do that.

Oh.

Yeah, it's froze on me as well, and I don't know.

Why?

Let's have a look.

I'm guessing you can still hear me okay, though.

I can hear you.

I know you can because you're on the game.

I I can hear you, Amy.

I'm glad about that.

Thank you, Olivia.

You're welcome.

Honestly, you're you're so helpful.

Do you want me to go on the stream and check?

I'm on it now.

But it's non-existent currently.

I think Alex is on.

You can hear me, you just can't actually see anything.

Brilliant.

Do you want to go on your screen and check?

I'm on it now.

So is that you're on your sprite screen for me?

Oh I am actually.

Does it say click or tap to continue playing though?

No.

Go back as if you were gonna ready up.

Alex, I'm not angry.

I'm frozen midair.

Brilliant.

Great.

Please bear with me.

Oh, I think I'm coming back slowly.

I hope

that's a good one.

Sorry, Liv, I'll just be a second.

Noise.

yeah, it's slowly coming back.

It's been fine all night.

The game just really hurts me.

No, it doesn't.

Don't say that.

It's dear Amy and we both know it.

What does this mean?

Cheer your way to the top?

What's that mean?

Oh look at my little dog.

I know.

He's loving life.

Also Jordan is literally dying of flu.

He he just needs to man up.

Like he's got what I've just got over.

Oh fair.

Took him up on the bark hatch in mine, didn't he?

Yeah.

Yeah, he had he's had some at wheat freeze tea, he had

like seven sausages.

Oh bless.

And I had a cheese and ham sandwich.

Nice.

Longbeard, what does cheer me on mean?

Girl, you go girl.

You go, girl.

Rollo's been harassing the stream with his squeaky ball.

Oh no, I joined, and then I I heard saw someone say squeaky type.

something I was like

my tea

He decided to give a performance

He's so cute Batootie Is he

Yeah

You only say that 'cause you don't live with him.

Yeah but you say the same about Albie.

True

that

true that

what

oh shit shit loads of people

and they haven't got a good gun i've got a great gun oh on me

I just need a gun right let me show

Shoot you.

What are you doing?

Oh, you're doing my ed in.

cheering as a way for viewers to support a stream.

celebrate moments and chat using bits ah right okay

hey that's pretty cool

wait so why does it say that I have to and I'm not affiliated it's like money

hmm because you can sub to you now I know but I'm still not affiliated

Why the fuck are you jumping round everywhere, you idiot?

Oh, I'm gonna die.

Are they currently waiting for me to come over there?

Ooh, no, they're here with me.

So will you keep your badonka badonka still please?

Can't help it.

So each bit is worth one cent, so a hundred bits would be a dollar.

Ah, okay.

I don't think you actually get it until you've a hundred percent.

Ah right, okay.

So technically you can

Still get people

who

subscribe and stuff, but you can't actually get any of the money until you're affiliated.

That makes sense, I guess.

How do you even get that though?

Is it just followers?

It's it'll say on your path to affiliation.

You've got to have Oh my god.

There's no way this guy's gonna kill me.

Nope.

Oh, you little

Taurag.

And I know you have to go live a certain amount of times and stuff like that.

Yeah, I've done my live

One I've done my follow one.

Literally, the only one that I had to do is get three people in my life four times, so over four consecutive days.

Oh well.

Well,

that's not bad then.

No, and then I'll be affiliated.

that's why I made

me five bits.

Oh, that's really nice though.

What are you gonna spend your five cents on?

Oh wait, I wanna know.

I think it's a very important question.

How do you even see?

I'm pretty sure today's the only day that I'll have got over a certain amount of things.

But I don't know 'cause the other day I I had it as well, but it just didn't update.

But then it says forty eight hours.

I just don't know.

I'm s I'm very confused with it all

Pizza can't deal with the cost of things these days.

I don't even think you get a pizza can deal it now for five cents.

You are not.

Don't think you can.

Oh shoot the sp right?

Oh it's a real person, never mind.

I thought that was you up there then.

Do my hardest with a green pistol.

At least you can get him.

him his stuff.

if you need the three of you orders, let me know and I know some friends that'll pop in and hang.

Oh right, stop it now.

That would be amazing.

And we am gonna go live again tomorrow.

I'm just gonna go live for the next couple of days, even if it is just an hour.

Just to try and I set a job that I'm gonna do.

Yeah.

Oh

That get my affiliation and then I'll be able to get some kind of timetable in place.

Yeah, don't play me.

See, it's mainly on on a weekend that I'll be able to do long streams.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

I'm gonna order what I need though at the end of the month.

I know, but

The thing is, right?

I don't even have Streamlabs, so I don't understand why it's telling people off for it.

And I don't know how to do it.

Oh my god, I know it's proper grilling people.

Man is?

I was gonna message you later.

No, yours is.

Yours is proper grilling everyone.

I know.

I don't understand why.

Someone sent a someone actually sent like a really nice message to you and it was like, Can can you stop?

And I was like, Oh my god.

Oh no

she's horrible

like can you stop sending long messages?

I was like dil messages?

How do I stop that though?

Like I'm gonna need you to take a like can I put her in timeout?

Back seat.

Don't know about my shock.

Like, oh my god.

Oh the bot behind you.

Never mind, I'm gone for him.

I would like the boss.

Thank you, knew.

I would like his guns.

Yeah, normal stream labs person's nasty as.

For absolutely no reason.

Yeah, he was, he was very weird.

Very indeed.

I'm I think I'm gonna have to look at my settings for my stream and figure out why she keeps having a

a go at all like everybody who sends over two bloody words.

Oh my god.

I wonder why mine doesn't

but yours doesn't

have you done something in the settings no I don't I I've not touched anything she's done it from day one though so that's probably the issue here I'm gonna have to have a look drop shouting at my buddy followers

Are you actually fighting someone?

'Cause I'm not gonna lie, I've just left you.

Oh fine.

Come on over now.

Do you have this guy?

You fucking bitch.

I didn't mean to.

Well I did.

I'd be lying.

If I said that I w I wasn't.

No, I don't.

Can we go to extractor please?

Yeah of course.

long beard you're at exhort.

What?

I wasn't talking to you.

I think there's an extractor over here.

Oh you're going to one.

Never mind.

I'll follow you.

We'll go there.

Good, good, good, good, good.

I'll just storm's coming though, isn't it?

No, you're fine.

You've got five seconds.

But just sit out of it and jump in like you normally do.

Do you have discard?

Well, there's only six people left.

What I'll do is I'll add you on there and then we can and then I'll give you a map while zone

account and stuff.

Oh

I really need an extraction.

Oh I think I've got a parable actually.

Yes I do.

I have just been pinged because I got rid of it and she's not happy about it.

Right, I've made it over to circle.

I can hear them fighting though.

One's oh one's got the tail sprite.

And they're just

Hovering in the sky.

I've just told them exactly where I am.

Oh I've just been shot up.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, they're on the top.

he's jumping down now.

Oh, we are very very separate.

They're coming to me.

one's more.

I've got one of them as well, dude.

Oh

one's down, one's down, one's down.

I'm down.

Oh no.

Thank you for the follow.

Oh I didn't know you were up there though, you creaky little monkey.

Oh I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm bad, I'm dead.

Yeah.

No.

Oh, I'll probably be on for a little while, you know.

I'm quite enjoying the games.

beard thirty four.

I've sent you a request on Discord.

Oh

man

Come back to me tails.

I need to extract some more, I think.

I'm already running out of Sprite dust.

Same I've only got two thousand.

Yeah, that's what I've got.

And it's all of my tails again.

Oops.

I will add.

Tails will always be with me as long as I can afford him.

That.

Yeah.

You know the cap of my vape oil.

Oh, is that what you're playing with?

I'm just spinning it round.

Yeah, I do apologize.

That's okay.

That's a force.

I guess.

Work was agonizing.

Oh really?

It was just long.

Yeah.

Wipe me out.

It's just a long day.

Mm-hmm.

We did did not return at work today though.

Oh, no, alright.

Yeah, it went alright actually.

I was half expecting somewhere else, but that was decent.

I think that's just my anxiety that though.

I always think the worst.

You just can't be off till m well after Christmas now.

Yeah.

Sprite dust.

It was on the last game.

Wow.

You silly ghost.

Why is that my issue?

I'm not sure what I'm saying.

Can't wait to put my Christmas tree up.

Olivia it's not even Halloween yet.

My friend's already put hers up.

What?

Yeah.

Hello?

What is happening?

even I said to her, I said even even that's

Too early for me.

Mm-hmm.

I used to like putting it up in

mid November, but now I'm not allowed to because of Alex's birthday.

Oh, Jordan's the same.

It has to have been his birthday first.

Yeah, Jordan's the same.

But there's no

Not exactly.

Mangle literally goes up the day after Jordan's birthday.

I want to put it up when Alex was at work.

Before his birthday.

You can't help it though, because sometimes like you're just so excited, aren't you?

Yeah.

Like you you

You have something to look forward to.

Right.

Something pretty innit.

Yeah, of course it is, and I just think it's dead causing.

I won't have a tree up this year.

Why?

I have nowhere to put one.

Where did you put it last year?

well we had a different sofa last year.

So it worked out okay.

I know.

I'll just have to find other ways to decorate.

Put some barbels on the ceiling, isn't it?

Hung my balls from the wall.

Yeah, balls to the wall and all that.

Who are you?

shooting

right you're down Oh it's per dup again

yeah he's dead now I've killed him twice now

and I don't like it.

Senior post and follow Ah thank you so much.

Are you okay?

Are you having a good day?

I will follow you back.

Sorry, everyone, I can't actually mute her.

The IP access.

Genuinely don't worry, I wish I could.

I won't charge you, don't worry.

They'd have to pay you.

I mean you'd have to pay them and listen.

Exactly, they they'd have to pay me.

Yeah, what is that?

They'd have to pay me.

That's a glitch.

Huh?

Just talk.

Someone's commented saying ears are bleeding.

Damn.

Mm-hmm.

Let me guess, Alex.

That one might have been Alex.

Yeah, what a shocker.

A pride.

He's not wrong though, to be fair.

So mine.

What you want, baby I got it.

I want you a shot.

Have you got that?

Have a little respect.

I have none of that.

Just a little bit.

so we need a pen right here.

What's over here at the extractor.

Right.

I'll be having none of that boys.

Hi, Alex.

I'm stuck in a trait.

Stuck on a trait, I'm stuck on it.

Oh yes no.

Where did they go?

Coming out of it now.

I'm getting rid of their extractor.

I don't know where they've gone.

Oh I know where they are.

They're behind me.

In the storm though.

with me.

Oh, they're gonna kill me.

Oh one of them says down

Bottom.

Sheesh Lo Wish.

That shouldn't have took me as long as it did though.

Oh, isn't there two behind you as well?

Oh my own.

Yay.

I just bit my tongue when I was shooting them.

That hurt.

Someone else's tills.

Me?

No, I don't get it from you.

There he is.

Someone else is shooting me.

Oh yeah, see him

get me here.

He has gone out.

Nice live.

Get ready and bounce off.

Oh I'm sorry

Are you all shit that didn't work?

Are you okay white now?

Yeah, I suppose.

I'm so shall we

Hey, who's shooting me?

Right, can I just have one minute pace, please?

Where are you shooting me from?

Oh, yeah.

Oh I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I am dead.

I am over.

Oh, there's people everywhere.

Yeah, I'm dead.

Well.

I thought you'd have run away.

Literally, my fig was going down, so I had to jump up to go back up.

Oh puh.

I'm not gonna get you back there, I'll get you back up here.

Probably

chokey.

Safest option right about now.

Oh, there's somebody here.

Of course there is, why wouldn't there be?

Whole team.

Oh, I'm not dead.

I wanna see how you can find what you need to do that.

No it shows you the ticky boxes.

Tiki boxes.

Yeah, wait, like it says like what you need to get it.

I have absolutely no idea what the heck you're going on about right now.

Oh you have to

To do on a computer, I think.

I don't think you can see it on your phone.

I'm still here.

I mean.

Chat so trying to listen you asked her and

if you can hear me I've added your own discard.

Are you live now?

Are you on ten starts this week?

You

yeah.

Yeah.

Of it being in touch.

Nope.

Have you extended?

Yeah.

How long?

Without saying too much.

A while, but I don't think I'll do that.

Okay.

Oh, I've got someone right on my bum.

Yeah.

I think I managed to get rid of him.

He probably knows where I went.

Probably.

Oh, yeah, he does.

I'm going to Jordan's slide.

Noise.

The Jordan's anymore yes, he's been on it for a week.

Mm-hmm.

I know.

I can't believe he hasn't been on.

Yeah.

Not wrong with that, I guess.

To be fair.

No, like a like ask to them and so forth.

We're doing our wrong thing, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, exactly.

Can't confirm the slide wasn't that exciting.

Nah.

You're all right up there, love.

Yeah, I was bit of you.

Just gonna sit myself for you for a sec.

Whilst I have a drink, because I am thirsty.

You're a thirsty girl.

Thirsty girl.

Yeah, I won't be on that like no unfortunately.

Weak day though in

As long as you've done a stream.

Oh, Amy, I made a boo boo.

Why?

What boo boo did you make?

Should I be concerned?

I actually don't know if I have.

yeah.

Brilliant.

I'm coming.

Oh, there's no need to.

I'm I'm sorry, ma'am great.

Great.

Brilliant.

Only might have.

Have you got a red pepper gun?

No, I've got a purple SMG.

Got one for ya.

Oh, thanks, Maddie.

You're welcome.

You sound so echoy at it.

Me.

I don't know why.

Sam.

I'm gonna go over this extractor, I think.

Hi, how are you?

It's going good, it's going all right.

I've only been on an hour, but it's a weekday, so I won't be on ages.

Unfortunately.

I can't relate.

Oh, thank you.

We appreciate that, and no problem at all.

Thank you for the follow.

It is massively appreciated.

Don't see me.

Oh what?

Push him out of Storm.

Oh you're welcome.

Well you wouldn't want to be in Storm, would you?

Exactly as far as thank you.

It sounded like a little sound.

Sarcastic.

'Cause I've got pens and needles in my hand.

That's why it sounded sarcastic.

Off you a pop.

Oh, what's the celebration things?

What celebration things?

On Twitch.

What you're on about.

It says on screen celebration.

I have absolutely no idea, my dooda.

Hmm.

Says 40.

I'm not too sure what it is, but thank you.

Think about me every now isn't that feed that's oh I can't even see 'em.

Points to help you hit the threshold.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, is it love?

Oh.

to help me get paid from Twitch.

Oh nice.

Oh my God!

Oh, thank you very much.

I appreciate that.

Oh, let me kill that person.

Stop trying to shoot me.

Ooh, you got your first gift then?

My ask.

Forty?

I think it's if I remember correctly from what he was saying, I think it's

One bit is a a penny.

So you might I think it's four pounds maybe.

What the hell?

How how I was

never mind.

Bing and bam bing.

Hopefully, we get our first sons.

Yeah.

That will be crazy.

Yeah, it'll be amazing that

It was crazy.

Think about me every night oh, isn't that sweet?

I guess so.

Think about me every night.

Oh well, isn't that sweet?

I thought.

Can you fly your ghetto with the brand new I mean to let her

do a rap star?

What am I pop star?

Let's get together.

I see

wherever you want to.

We don't we don't have one Oh.

Let's go straight down.

Yeah.

Why not?

Why is he not?

With the high heels, the letters.

What?

I'm just singing.

God I'm just vibing right now.

With my

Little self.

someone's hit in this room.

That was scary.

I nearly fell to my death.

Why am I struggling to find loot here?

I don't want your arrows.

Stop giving me your arrows.

Think about me every night.

Oh, isn't that sweet oh hello?

Oh hello, what are you doing in the water?

Come on now.

You shouldn't be in there and how did you get the loot?

I'm guessing you're at the little island.

Oh, I see someone.

They're in that house.

Where did you go?

Yeah, I see him too.

How high up is he?

Don't know how can I see.

Oh, he's with me.

Not that scary now, are you, Jason?

Never mind.

One of you certainly is.

Pretty sure I can hear his mate in here.

Yeah, he's coming in.

Where did he fly away?

It did not see.

Oh there.

Oh, I didn't get a single hit on him there.

Yeah, I think.

I'll see you.

You may come back.

Yeah, yeah.

I lost my tail, so yeah.

When you lose your your sprites.

Yeah.

all right, so okay.

You do okay.

Chuggy juggy for you.

Where?

Open your eyes, Olivia.

I didn't see it, Mark, that's all.

Oh fur.

On the high hills.

Bring your high here.

Take the fee.

Three down over there.

Weirdly, all from a different team though.

Oh, I missed every shot there.

Yeah, yeah.

Deadly,

I'm not sure.

Have you got him?

go on extraction.

Yeah, we'll go over to the extraction floor, yeah.

Oh

Yeah.

Ten people left.

We've killed twelve.

Killed one.

Wh where to go, Olivia?

Go me.

So proud of you, honestly.

gun there.

Okay.

Make that thirteen I've killed.

You go go.

She's level fourteen.

Oh my god, Amy, I've been studio waiting for that and you didn't call it.

Of course I didn't call it Liv also I'm fighting even if you didn't hear.

Liv please shoot him.

Oh no.

Let me get over there.

I'm gonna get finished.

Oh Liv

We got a we gotta run.

That's what I mean.

You just let them do that.

No

Let me put my sprites in.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!

Let me put them in.

Oh, and then he kills me.

Oh my Jesus word.

Okay.

I've never stressed so much in my life.

Thank you very much guys.

Okay.

Brilliant.

It was a good sacrifice to be honest.

It wasn't a good sacrifice at all.

Of course it is.

Were you getting me back now?

I've got four eight pills.

I can't ruin this game.

Well, I I get me spright in.

Welcome in guys.

Thank you for the follow up.

May I say one?

Oh, I wish I had a hundred by four right now.

Oh, I had little ones.

I couldn't get the little ones.

Oh, we need to go over them.

That's the worst part.

Oh and of course they're extracted.

I don't believe that they are extraction, that's a thing.

Once

twice.

Great, brilliant.

Well done air mate.

Oh, I'm so dead, it's unreal.

Please let me get down.

Ah, no, okay.

Fine, Jesus, but we don't have to.

Oh, come on, please.

Look at my kills.

Ah, shnitzel.

Oh, my God, he's so low.

Please let me kill him.

Oh, he's healed up, hasn't he?

Don't hunt a rifle meal at once not.

Oh yes.

Okay.

Thanks my dude.

I can see the other wait, why is there another two people left?

He better not be resin.

He's not.

Oh no, that means I'm left with a full team.

I thought I killed one of them.

You are having my life.

Wait, why isn't one of my shots registering?

You were hitting him there as well.

What on earth?

I thought I genuinely thought I'd killed a member of the team, not the solo.

Fifteen kills.

Ooh, she's a devil.

The fuck was that?

Oh, she's a devil.

She is a bad little bitch, she's a rebel.

Right, this is my last one.

Let's make it a good and then eh.

And then I have to go to bed unfortunately because I have work in the morning.

Okay, my petal.

Like the scumbag I am.

Who the hell wants to work?

I don't think on a Tuesday.

You're right, nobody does.

No.

Never, ever, ever.

She's the devil.

She's a bad little bitch.

She's a rebel.

Oh, she's a devil.

A bad stinky bit.

She's a r she's a rebel.

It's gonna put her foot to the head so

it'll take a whole lot for her to settle.

I think I'm delirious.

I don't know even know how that sang somebody must have been listening to that song.

In in in there, right, right, right.

Surely.

Hell yeah.

Oh, zippy sip sipper.

I keep on falling in and out.

Oh, okay.

We'll go wonky.

Fine.

Love someone.

We did love you.

Gotta get get it geek.

Gotta get

Boom boom boom.

Oh, I fell.

And now I'm stuck there.

He gotta take it back.

I got a little more.

Brilliant.

I got that rock and round.

Liv, I'm not gonna lie, I just told you I fell and hurt myself and you're just fing singing.

You don't even care.

Oh no, Amy, get back up, please.

I'm up.

You don't gotta worry.

I survive, I did survive.

Hey, hey.

Do do do do do do

I can hear shooting.

I'm assuming it's the bots.

It's me.

Oh.

It's pretty bitch.

I'm going to your house.

And you can't wear me.

To be fair, only because you're taking five hours to go over here.

Six to seven business is

safe.

Six,

Oh

Alexis really rubbing off on you, anyways on one apparently.

I thought this place was blue for some reason, but it isn't

and I don't know why I thought it was.

You fine.

You go, girl.

You go, Glencoco.

The rock and roll, the future flood.

Oh, I'm one follower away from

Sixty followers.

Go on.

Uhhuh.

Crazy.

I can see you as your little shits.

Who said any of yours?

Yeah.

What do you mean like my username?

What?

Someone asked me if my username.

Oh.

We have using him for Fortnite, I'm assuming.

Oh, okay, it's Amesley.

T T V

Sorry, Liv, I was killing people.

I didn't mean to leave you.

I didn't mean so

much.

it's I A M.

No, it's A I M

A I M Z L Y S.

Z L Y S

A I M Z L Y Not S, sorry G T V

There's no S.

Can they hear me?

Yeah.

Okay.

I like how you're still repeating it then, you little QE.

I know because I forgot.

Forgot the other cuddy.

Oh someone thank you so so much for the follow.

I've just got my sixtieth follow.

You go girl.

So so so much.

Are you okay?

She's a fed.

She's a rebel.

I don't know where I'm going here, Liv.

I'm just perusing.

Me neither.

How long you stayed on stream for Live?

I don't know, I've done three and a half at the minute.

Wanna do at least four.

As long as I'm enjoying myself, I'll stay on.

Yeah.

Oh, there's only eight left.

I just chalked on air.

Whoopsies.

And again.

There's a gold assault rifle here, the one you like.

Yo, I'll climb.

There's a Jordan coffin in the background.

Coffin and spluttering everywhere.

Tell him to keep it bloody now.

We're gonna watch Monster in bed.

Nice.

Ooh.

Death has happened around here.

Ooh, she's the devil.

I don't know where anyone is, but there's only us on a team left.

So I know that they're no longer nowhere near us.

Oh, I don't have a clue.

I will maneuver.

It is quite a big circle or that.

I'm still upset about that game.

Four kills and we came second.

I've took it to heart.

I would too.

I truly have.

Oh I see him.

Here.

Oh they look sweaty.

Missed every shot, missed every shot.

I'm going for the one lower down.

Never mind, no I'm not, I'm missing every shot again.

Oh I didn't I have got him low

He's down.

That guy's down.

I've got one knocked, Liv.

There should be dead.

in the sky.

Other ones in the sky.

Don't let him heal, don't let him heal.

Where's he gone?

Is he gonna get his friend?

No, there's tree.

Yeah, yes.

Woo woo

What a game to end on, eh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, for you.

Yeah, that's very true.

I will indeed.

Well guys, I am off.

Thank you so much for joining.

Goodbye.

Oh, she's a devil.

Okay, let's have a look.

Okay, okay dokie, okay dokie

artie.

To do two

To do to do

to do

it.

Oh yeah.

Oh, for God's sake, sorry.

Don't come running at me.

Ah

He's gonna kill me.

It's gonna kill me.

He is going to kill me.

Oh my gosh.

Oh hit he's going into that

Why can I hear people everywhere?

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Hello, the passing through

the colour.

Right, I think I've escaped.

Oh, there is someone there though.

Okay, sorry about that.

Oh yeah.

Come lots carry sprites.

I think it's a different quality toy very

much.

If you're in the stream and you're listening, where's your best where's your favorite place to land?

'Cause I feel like mine changes all the time.

What about the

colour?

Why did they follow me?

'Cause then I have to grab them.

Over here.

And there's an even up there.

I might die here.

Want to rifle me.

Oh, goodness me.

Oh, all right.

You are not getting away from me.

Cause ooh, she's a devil, he gave me a run around.

Oh, I'm lucky.

Someone's over here because they've just

oh,

I think that's a good thing

Want to see where the circle goes while I stretch.

Oh, his car guy again.

Nice twilosaurus.

Can't hit me.

I mean, I can't see him, to be honest.

Hello.

Oh, okay.

Thank you for popping in.

Why does it show that like a building?

I mean, I'm hitting right on 'em.

The game thinks there's a wall.

And now he can hit me with every drop, of course he can.

Still six people left.

I'm gonna switch over to my buddy stream.

Yeah, no problem.

Thank you so much for

Popping in.

Well, not popping in for literally being here for the last.

Right, Alice.

Oh, gosh, I'm

stuck.

Seriously, how am I not hitting this person?

I don't understand.

There's more than me in the lobby.

yeah, I've been live for three and a bit hours.

To be honest, I think I'm coming off after this game, maybe anywhere.

Oh okay.

It's been a good stream.

pop in to yours and say hello.

But thank you all so so so so so so much for being with me.

And I'll see you on the next one.

Goodbye.

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