YO (Part 3)

Transcript (AI, 384 lines)

thing is I can do IT but it's so fucking boring to me like I can literally code operating systems so

well I I just I miss being a data analyst I shouldn't have fucking quit my job but whatever it's okay you'll get lucky I don't know just yeah I'll get lucky yeah

yeah

Yeah yeah it's almost

it is it's like actually it's lying cold

Yeah

Yeah I disagree it makes me ugly but whatever You said it makes people hot but it makes me ugly

Yeah

It makes you look all drunk.

Looking drunk is ugly.

As what?

Well I'm ugly when I drink, I disagree.

And I think you mushroom chocolate.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, non.

They said mushroom chocolate.

Except we don't do the chocolate chocolate.

Oh my gosh!

That's Sastana.

That's Larry Sustana that I like the sound I just played.

Backpack on the map, on the map, on the map, on the map, on the map.

Oh yeah I am.

Yes.

Are you scared because I'm not sure what you're saying?

You said that like I was the thing was shaky yesterday.

That was like literally like that specific spot was just like that.

Like the whole back is like the bottom

of the

E.

T phone home?

Wait, what?

I'm not E.

T.

Oh yeah, but I'm pretty sure in the movie the little boy has like a red shirt.

Oh, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Phone home?

Do you want it?

Well, yeah, we just got all the grocery stuff too.

Is that a user name?

No.

What is it then?

It's like someone buying vibes.

Oh

don't even I don't I don't know if you can buy vibes, but don't do it yet.

It's not it's not fully functional.

So bro.

Let me get one of the trulies and then one of these sacred journeys.

These two.

One of each.

This ever means that your endpoint wasn't found.

Have a good one, bro.

Can you teach me how to gamble?

What do you mean?

I've never bought a scratch card.

Hey Kashia, I want my goddamn gummy mushroom.

Yeah.

Just real quick.

Oh now I'm scared.

Why?

I don't know.

Oh.

We gotta wait.

Do you know how to get a couple on them?

no, that's right.

No, you really think it's worth turning on?

Which do you think's the best?

Gimme my gummy mushroom.

True.

LOL.

What do you think, Tessa?

Definitely get the fast watching books.

Which one's that?

A five dollar one.

Bottom left.

Next to the top.

I need to bring I have twelve dollars that I need to.

bought like I've never purchased my dad used to buy these for me when I was a kid when he's so bad your dad used to buy them for you how do you think he spent his whole life well you're right and he eventually won a minute

that was on like a twenty dollar one I think.

Really?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

But you have to also think how much money he put yeah overall.

Well I yeah and that's why I think this is it's just

kind of like a side fun thing.

Exactly.

Hey long.

Yeah.

Dude if they had stats here on how many how much I've bought worth of mushrooms here.

Last time I went to Walmart at Camber and was like, Mom, you should buy some 'cause we were waiting for the Oh is that what those were for?

If you're telling me it must mean I'm gonna win.

So yeah, you're right.

Did you win those?

No.

I just got my money back.

Oh okay.

And then I saw one and

book that I had was selling.

Time for some casino gambling.

Wait, do I click first?

We'll get or sorry.

Where's the suspect?

Scrabble.

Two at least two, huh?

I don't know.

You think so?

Okay.

Two?

I've never I've literally never used this in my life.

so Kevin when he was working at the gas station he started to notice

What they looked like when people were going to be able to do that.

Alright, it's what's not happening with you guys, I will see you tomorrow.

He recognized what it looks like when I was a white in the tickets sometimes.

What did he really realize that?

And they all lost almost all of them were less.

Oh what?

Yeah.

Is it or is that shit still on our cart?

Yeah, it is which choose one more.

Or at least one more.

You know what?

I'll choose one and then you choose one.

I'll choose one.

You're doing a ten dollar one?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh wait.

Okay.

Wait, no, what?

What wait, the thirty dollar one?

Look, someone threw one.

Oh, it's my cart.

Let me pick.

What?

Wait, hold on, I wanted to see.

Oh, it didn't even add my.

Yeah, I don't know what button you pushed, but you pushed the wrong button.

You're buying a $30 one?

Oh what the fuck?

No.

Are you trying to do this one?

Get luck of life.

Nah, let's do red hot money.

I think there is a good time.

Okay.

and then you choose one more.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Whenever my dad used to buy them for me, one of the prizes would be free ticket.

Then he'd go in and get me like another one.

This is weird.

Like shouldn't it know where we are?

I guess not.

I remember years ago my ID scratch it and won money.

This is the first time I've ever bought one of these personally.

But they demanded me driver license.

See?

Yeah, you see what I mean by the white line?

They don't have that.

But I don't drive like that one.

Do you have a license, Chicho?

Where did it go?

Almost got scammed.

Okay.

I don't thrive like the heck.

Oh sorry.

Or what do you mean the heck?

Okay.

I wasted enough money today.

If I win any of those, I'm gonna give you about a hundred kisses.

But yeah, actually if I win any of those you get the full crap kit boy.

No, we're Diamond 20 dollar.

We're gonna wait till we get home.

Yeah.

Can you put those in the backpack?

So they don't get lost.

Yeah.

Wait, hold on, let me tighten.

It usually it would just mean that there was a winner near the white line.

It's not always like the one directly next.

Oh my god.

She's scared.

It's all shut.

Yeah.

Oh no, you're beating it.

I just peeped my pants a little bit.

Oh the supper.

Okay.

I love you.

The kids are impatiently waiting.

Typical.

Long eyes or box.

Wait, what?

We didn't get pizza.

We did.

Oh!

I'm so dumb.

You're right.

What?

I'm just thinking well to know I'm thinking about how to do like the RAM thing at work the other day.

I just watched YouTube videos.

Well that's I could have asked, but there were two texts in there.

No, I mean I could have asked, but I was like, I don't wanna ask.

I wanna do it myself.

It does feel like you're gonna break it.

Wow.

You said you'd wait.

I did not say I'd wait.

You you can you told me that, but I did not say it.

I thought you said yeah, and he said wait.

So you got a new phone.

All we did is get the capture on the cafe.

So I rebooted the phone and the touch screen.

Like my phone screen is still kind of fucked, but it's now functional.

Sort of.

I just had to reboot, but it is like I can't it is like broken.

Yeah, you need a new bow.

Don't stress out, guys.

Ready?

I like how this gets ran over so they're like okay put a cone.

I mean I guess it's better than just doing nothing at all.

This way.

You ask silly questions.

Well I'm just conf I didn't I know it does it is confusing

I I just feel like going this way.

It's a nicer way in the daytime.

As to why I feel like going this way, I have no idea.

It's actually slower.

But it's kind of quieter.

It's like a nicer drive.

I'm just being weird.

I could literally just cross now.

I'm crossing.

OMG eramax lying above here.

Holy Jesus.

Do you really?

Because I'll stop there, you'll get him right now.

Haha True.

Yeah, but it's made on the spot.

Of course that would be cheaper, but you're not, I mean, come on, you're paying for good quality and defense.

Call us on skin falling down.

Quick question.

Tess.

Quick question.

quick question Tess Quick question Wait what'd you say?

I I don't even know like unrelated to anything.

What did I say?

Like one word.

Oh oh it's called falling down by like one of the emo boys who overdose on drugs like not the main one

I can't remember either of their names.

Not Oliver Tree.

I mean like one of the the emo rappers.

Can't think of their name right now.

You definitely know the main one.

You know that song that's like Amazon Dreams and it's like

fuck I I don't remember the lyrics right now

yeah I've drawn a blank.

He's the main emo boy though, man.

I I I d no

I can only think of XXX No no XXX Toshion.

Or it's like not that's not the direct

person.

I can't fucking remember his name.

It's upsetting.

Actually, I need your phone.

Cause I need to play it.

I have to play music.

be careful.

It's cold.

Are you just a soft Are you that cold?

Like actually?

I mean now.

Right now.

Okay.

That's crazy.

I'm like

Yeah, actually I drank, so I'm just retarded.

And then I'm also holding a whole piece.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Sorry.

Okay, here it is.

Lil Peep.

It's not the main one I was thinking of, but that's one of them.

And I want to show you how I think this again.

First, need my travel seat.

I have two bots.

Hop.

Yeah, squawk bot.

You probably can't even hear this while it's organ.

Come right on the scale when I'm not around.

It's some gay emoji music.

Don't feel the same out of the snow

Let's watch the race is falling down

Why?

Kind of hard.

Yeah,

they would live here.

No, that's still just nothing.

What if I just hit him up and.

Hey, you're right, you're right.

I love you and I want to stay with you, so.

Because it's a pretty nice place for me right now.

Well, see I mean, dude, it comes along the same price, but he's not renting that place out at a dollar.

He's not making money off that property.

I don't actually know.

I don't think so.

He just wants to machine land or not completely.

Just a hands-off type of dude.

I actually think like I mean based off what I've heard in general is that it used to be a drug dealer's house and the dude was cash only.

He would not accept sell or anything.

He didn't allow digital transactions.

Fucking annoying.

And it's like not watching a new show.

Which was fucking annoying.

And I think it's because he was trying to evade taxes or like whatever.

I don't really know.

But yeah, it was just annoying.

And he still hasn't.

I actually don't know.

Maybe he's right at the place out, but it looks the the front house.

Well the front house is definitely not rent though.

The curtain hasn't changed the TV shape or like.

Well I think I can just tell based on like the current venture is like literally some spot like great value piece of shit and you can kind of tell you walk up to that house and I think and here's the other thing I was told not even by him by people just hanging out my house

is there was like some squatters in the front house not squatters but they originally rented the house and there was some like tweakers

That fucked the house up and out why that front house hasn't been.

He's always comfortable.

But yes.

Well that front house supposedly would have had crazy drug addicts and like front dealers.

Like it was literally a trap house.

Like do you remember what a trap house is?

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I really wish I had a bar in there.

You could bring like

On late night park round.

Yeah.

Just for a moment.

I know.

I just wanna chill in here real quick.

For one minute.

One minute.

Okay, fine, two minutes.

Just hanging out at the park.

Now

I don't even want a recording of it.

Do you want I don't want this to fall over there?

Yeah, we can have this stuff in there.

I'm just gonna

go.

I love you so much.

Knitter.

Knitting.

Oh you like knitting?

So you're like one of the biggest kitters?

Like it what what do you think about kitters?

they make cool things.

You buy a world class knitter.

Yeah, they look like a huge knitter.

What do you think about the knitters?

They're cool.

Do you like knitting?

Knitters?

Yeah, knitters know how.

We love knitting.

People make some really cool stuff.

Would you knit in this little thing?

No.

No?

No.

Can you sit on that side?

And it doesn't be knitting.

That's true.

Knitters do knit.

Making me do all the work.

Nah.

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