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It is interesting like looking around right now, because they got I feel like they got a lot of new things.

What?

They got a lot of new stuff.

Like as they've done with the new modernity.

I don't know they got new stuff.

They did organize it better though.

I just well.

It's confusing since it's shit like isn't permanent.

Like things keep getting moved in like a small area and stuff, but I do think they keep changing.

Yeah, I do think overall

Once it's all said and done, I think it is a little better though.

It is just annoying getting used to it.

I found a recipe.

And I did turkey legs.

What?

So one night we're gonna take this and then we're gonna do turkey legs and then collard greens and then maybe.

But it's like a soup with a stew.

And it looks really freaky.

Good, especially the taller.

Oh.

Yeah.

That's me.

Here you can take it.

Wow.

You don't wanna be I don't want them to be mean to me.

I know.

Why not?

They bully me.

So he's gonna be like passionately.

Wow.

None of my girlfriends ever like Patrick.

No, we don't like that.

Where are we going?

You want to get a binder now?

Or notebook?

Yeah, a notebook and then we come back for sending

it.

Anyway, welcome.

Sorry, I forgot to say Hello Anon28202.

How am I changing my name?

Oh, you just make an account.

Or assuming you're on open butt.

Just make an account.

There's no email or anything required.

Or don't.

Actually, it would be kinda nice if Anon's could.

Let's still figure out what.

No, I feel like I feel like you should have to make an account.

Otherwise there's like no point to making an account.

Yeah, we're going to get more.

Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

We're going this way, but er do we even know where the f friggin' notebooks are now?

I'm assuming there's some right here.

This is filled with the.

We should get the vanilla one.

Which one?

Vanilla.

Vanilla company.

Hello.

Can you choose?

I'm blind.

This?

Yeah, is there a

what's up, GGK?

Or I think that was GGK.

Oh Dodge.

Yeah, bath time.

Do you want to take a bath tonight?

Seems like a no.

Ooh, that's one good.

I like that pillow one.

This one?

They pull up a purple pillow on the end.

How much is it?

Yep.

New pillows for me and you, even though we have enough pillows.

We need new pillows.

We do.

All our pillows are kind of dirty.

What?

Let's get a kinky while rubber ducky washes.

I agree.

by the way.

What?

Oh the notebook.

Yeah, that's in like a walk down the corner.

Yeah, they completely changed the washes.

Are we wanting the uniform?

Yeah, I was.

Like seriously.

You want an easy bake up?

Yeah.

What the floor for a new phone in Walnut.

That shit's actually kinda crazy.

No bro, we gotta buy the the phone off eBay.

Is that GGK?

Are you really GGK or is it fake?

I really have the theme this year, but the key is not a few.

Yeah, I think eBay.

is the best way to go.

If I was a notebook, where would I be?

You could do Walmart out.

Walmart out

Okay, fine.

I'm sniffing it out.

You can smell notebooks?

True nah.

Nah, it needs to be in like office supplies, no?

Oh you're right.

It's gone.

I don't know why I didn't buy a phone on eBay last time.

Agreed.

I did payments with Spectrum.

Okay, that's just well, did they give you like a promotion?

Yes.

Phone was a thousand dollars.

I mean cuz because sometimes the carriers give you good deals on the fridge.

Like for get like credits or whatever whatever.

And I switched cameos midplant only made me pay it off.

Okay, that's where they scam you or whatever.

I used to sell I paid it off like over 500 bucks.

I used to work at Verizon and that was like the scale.

A scam, but it was basically let's lock you in with promotional credits where you get a free phone, but you have to stay with us for at least three years, two to three years.

Which is I don't think that shit's worth it.

Because the plan is expensive, bro.

When I was on like actual Verizon, I was spending like ninety to a hundred dollars a month on a single line.

Okay, because so the ones I'm looking at are all kind of now I you spectrum in the best though.

No, I like.

Like US Mobile.

US Mobile is an MVNO.

No, so US Mobile is an MV and O, so they resell other towers.

However, they resell all three Verizon ATT and T-Mobile.

And what's really cool is you can switch between them whenever you want.

So, like if you're in an area where T-Mobile or like whatever carrier might suck, it lets you just swap.

Now, and it's $25 a month for unlimited.

However, switching between the carriers, so

There's two plans basically.

One's 25, and I think the other plans like 33.

however, like if you want to switch carriers, like between Verizon, T Mobile, ATT, you have to you either have to pay three dollars per switch or you go to the $33 a month plan or somewhere around there.

It might be $40.

So I I really like US Mobile because it lets you just switch at any point.

You can just swap between T Mobile, A T.

And then I went to spectrum, it wasn't equal at all.

I will say Verizon kinda fell off.

Like Verizon here anyway in Washington.

Well, yeah, here's the thing is like well back in the day Verizon was literally the king of like especially on rural rural areas.

however that's just not the case anymore.

Verizon kinda sucks these days.

Dude, Dio, thank you.

Dude, thank you, Alpha.

If that was real.

What just happened?

He gave me 500 fun bits.

Pong pong.

Thank you, bro.

Pong pong.

For real, bro.

What does that mean?

Like he donated.

What what is 500 fun bits?

It's five dollars.

It was really nice of him.

You have story, baby, just say yay.

I need to rewind and listen what you said about the phone.

Are you able to chat, Alpha?

Is that is like robot streamer broken?

Or robot streamer chat?

Can I see your phone for a second?

I'm just gonna go.

Okay, you're good, you're good.

I sat still praying from Julia.

Huh.

Was that

me alpha?

I'm Why you filming me through.

Oh I okay, so Alpha didn't really donate.

Buy drugs.

For some reason it shows dude Alpha just found a bug.

It shows hold on a man

Can you screenshot this?

I hate your you need a new phone case.

I guess you don't really need a new phone.

It's so annoying trying to take a screenshot.

Sorry, I already yeah.

I know, I just I d it's trash.

I hate it just yeah, it's all you have to do.

It's bad.

Wait.

No, I need you to do it again.

Okay.

Well, thanks, Alpha.

Wow, you did what I did.

With your wallet on a I pay like ninety for one hundred for my unlimited plan and also home 5G.

So I I don't think that's worth it.

I will say maybe it is.

If you're on the the home internet 5G unlimited, that might actually be worth it.

Here

Motor Flappatino with pumpkin spice and sprinkles.

That too.

Nah, but

I don't know.

I US Mobile just carrier-wise is the best phone carrier, bro.

Because they resell all three towers and lets you switch between them at any point.

Like that's epic.

and it's good price.

It's good shit.

Good shit.

I will say though, like the the 5G, if you're on a if your area has good 5G, especially with the home internet, that is a pretty good price overall.

I think

when I like when I worked for Robert Yo lax read

damn it, really

phone again.

On my forgot I was reminded.

No.

Oh.

Never mind.

I love you.

On and on.

Me can on and on.

You can m me

to spot.

On and on

him on.

Okay, so I wasn't connected, but what was your response?

To what?

Sorry.

Scroll up.

Oh, oh, I was.

I would say with the 5G home internet.

Yeah, that's decent.

Especially I don't know if you have like a see there's a couple reasons I feel like the the mainstream carriers are worth it.

One of them is trade-in.

Because like Verizon actually most of the carriers, you can trade in like pretty shitty phone, and you'll get trade in credits up to like 800 or more.

However, then you're locked into that carrier for at least two years, if not more.

but yeah, I think that's a decent price.

Now, I still think US Mobile's the shit.

It's the only carrier.

that lets you just like switch between any of the carriers whenever you want.

Which is so useful.

I think especially it would be really cool to set up like a like a system.

I've never actually done an upgrade I did as a kid with my cat, but in light cat I like my phone lol.

I need to go ask about it.

Well I mean you don't even really have to chat GPT a little bit and compare specs and shit like that.

No?

I need I need to buy a new phone now.

So I'm gonna have to look into like this is what I do.

Yeah, just like

I haven't I'm on a Pixel 6 Pro, which is pretty old at this point.

I mean that's what I'm probably s 7 years old?

No.

might be more like four or five.

Yeah.

Are we done here?

Okay.

No

Pokemon looks

like that.

Do we need them?

Okay.

Why do you like can we not?

just get regular detergent.

It's no it's not.

It's the same amount of effort to put that is not true at all.

I disagree.

You go like this versus Yeah but then you also have like the lid that sometimes like wants to leak and get all freezed done.

Okay well how much more money did pods cost versus detergent in dollars Okay.

We've done this before I know but

Well never mind anyway, they don't even have the gray value.

Green.

Like they have a version of gain, but they don't, it's not.

Yeah.

And that's honestly a better deal.

But they don't have it, so throw it in.

Anything else for me?

You want let's get another picadel.

It's ought to be free right.

Free what?

If you're with a mainstream

Carrier, yeah.

If you're you said spectrum.

I mean I obviously I don't know fucking every carrier, but

Or usually I mean like with Verizon it was basic spectrum.

You might go to open vibe.

If you go to openvibe.

Maybe.

That's even questionable.

I was on open vibe but it started acting glitchy.

yeah.

Oh you're good.

I mean if you have any like feedback that's better than like it's glitchy or laggy or whatever, like if it's maybe a little more detailed.

I can always like tell the AI to work on it, but what else do we need?

Pizza?

for dinner though?

Is it just

Steak and Oh we can get salad or something.

What do you want?

Do you want cereal?

Or do they need cereal?

I know we got milk.

Okay.

I don't know what kind of cereal is it.

Your kids love sugar, so

I was trying to rewind and it wasn't playing.

Why not?

Maybe a connection issue.

But I don't know.

Use a prepaid plan, don't just sign up for mobile plan con-

Tract which will charge you more.

Yeah.

Er like I reminded just by scrolling purpa which had worked before but do you mean on open vibe?

Because that actually is good feedback.

So the rewind features actin buggy?

That's actually good feedback.

What?

Pizza.

Okay,

and but then right now when I used purpa.

I miss anything, I have been washing my elephant.

Washing his elephant?

Yeah.

You don't know about his elephant?

It just would stay black and timestamp wouldn't move.

no that I I like that feedback, thank you.

I'm gonna Maybe it was loading, but that's why I kept getting behind.

That the

seeking or rewinding causes it's just glitchy in general.

I was just trying to take I was just trying to note that.

Okay.

Pizza and salad?

I think

some snacks.

Think like a prepaid plan which give you more TV for less of the cost.

I mean so I mean like here

in America best phone carrier hands down not sponsored if it run out not sponsored but us mobile US mobile I do agree prepaid kinda sucks US mobile service and connection no bullshit multiple carriers

you don't have to be on like a few I like our D Dow see it's US mobile bro try US mobile

It's it it's allizant has the biggest pension in Pakistan, Askmaticus.

Verizon is the best prepaid.

Askmaticus?

Who said that?

It's not Verizon though.

US Mobile has Verizon.

It works off other towers.

It's all three, so it is an MVNO.

So they do resell the three mainstream carriers.

I forgot what it's called.

US Mobile lets you switch between 'em and lets you kind of test them all out.

It's a really good carrier.

Now they are just reselling the the carriers, but so I mean Verizon prepaid has been called something else for the last ten years or so.

That's probably true.

Visible.

I think.

Or also I think Verizon also No Verizon also well it they Verizon's mainstream one's called Visible, I'm pretty sure.

But they do also own a track phone.

It's probably

It marries my region to Poe.

Well they own TrackPhone and then Visible is like their main corporate ass prepaid carrier, kinda like how T Mobile has

Metro, Metro P or whatever the fuck.

Visible is like Verizon's competitor to that.

Can we just get popcorn chicken?

Oh she wants it, okay.

I thought it was for you.

Cool.

Page plus

That's everything right.

Page.

Okay, I haven't even heard that.

Visible by Verizon is basically Metro PCS T Mobile but Verizon's version of it.

Well,

I think

It's regional.

Probably, which makes sense.

Anyways, Verizon is best repaid.

I I do I don't think Verizon is king as much as it used to be, but

I if you said that to me like five years ago.

Best service for prices are T T in my opinion.

Okay.

I again it kind of depends on the area, but I would agree actually.

For the most part.

Verizon's.

I think D mobile is best for families discounts.

Again, I think just like US mobile.

If you're looking for because it's 25 a month, lets you use all three phone carriers.

Well you're in not Verizon anymore, so that is evidence against it.

Yeah, Verizon used to be king.

It literally was the champ.

Yeah, like growing up especially, it's just not the case anymore, but growing up especially like Verizon was King.

But nowadays like Bigot Spectrum, but they are only in Los Angeles and big cities.

Yeah.

Which they are expanding to make us though, I think.

What do you want to call that?

Mostly Kali.

Yeah.

I just bought cops, I think, in some western region.

Oh, we didn't get solid.

Oh, you did?

Maybe.

Never mind, never mind.

I thought it was a little bit

I didn't really know.

Oh, that's good.

At least like 2K.

Sorry.

Oh now it's all like zoomed in.

Did I do that?

Sorry.

It's gonna happen again.

Oh that's ready.

That's gonna be fun wearing that.

The backpack?

Yeah.

I can wear it.

No, because then it's all in nothing else.

Because I could just drive.

But

I'm not sure.

You keep calling a scooter when it's a bike.

I don't know.

I mean I don't it triggers me for some reason.

No, I usually follow the bike and then yesterday state you call this fire.

Yesterday, not the bike.

No, was it yesterday?

That was like an hour ago.

Oh it

I don't really care.

I it just just tricked it.

I enjoy farting in the Mart Mad You f do you enjoy farting in the Walmart as Madicus?

That's a question for you.

Yeah.

As Madicus?

Yeah, do you enjoy farting in Walmart as Madacus?

Like for pretending it's like a roleplay thing.

Like you roleplay that you're Madacus.

Yeah.

Wow, you're stealing a chicken?

We're gonna go to the gas station.

For a walking for red hulks and dreams.

Here.

No no first you take this and then you flip camera.

Since since you're scared of the I'm not scared.

No, you're scared.

Okay.

Wait to talk your Yeah, what's up?

And then you just film me.

Be a camera woman.

iPhone a phone in Walmart.

What?

He phone a phone in Walmart.

He found one?

I think he meant you found, but it says iPhone a phone.

Oh did he mean like for me to buy?

Which is like dollar free a month.

It's like three dollars.

A month.

Yeah, I'm he's recommending me six iPhone 15 I had.

iPhone 15.

Oh.

Yeah, he's like recommending that.

No, I'm good.

I'm not gonna buy.

Dude, I worked at this this Walmart as a retail phone sales.

Can you really say you worked?

It was like three.

Hold on, you didn't let me finish.

Sorry.

I worked there and I finished everything, all the trainings and stuff like that, record times.

And then the person even followed up, and then I quit that job because I was a bitch.

Actually, no, that

Job probably would have sucked.

Meh.

I don't know.

It only paid $18 an hour.

Yeah, but with commission.

Yeah, but an extra four dollars an hour is gonna be more than you'd make off commission.

I also do think that

I think that they could have paid me if I would have like asked or whatever that would be.

Yeah, because they paid someone else more, right?

I think so.

Yeah.

But I also don't I don't know.

I think ultimately

would make more the most sense.

For me it would be a software engineer.

Yeah.

Or that IT job would have been good for you at Amazon.

That's true, yeah.

That's even too pussy though.

Like they even that is like I I need to find like a good software engineering position.

I really just need to let my agent have full access to my email and apply it to jobs.

Yeah.

Something better than I should be doing now.

Well yeah, and I should even like try and make that a YouTube video.

Like I let my agent

Find me a job.

Yeah.

And like actually go through with it.

That'd be interesting.

You can tell her manager, give me a free phone.

My phone is so old.

You owe me.

You were gonna pay me shit.

You owe me that GTK is what the heck?

Yeah.

Alright.

Wow, doing a little f- I'm trying to make 'em dizzy.

I want 'em to be dizzy.

Now I'm just dizzy.

Sustina.

Susten a smooth debt detective.

I don't know what I you've explained that to me.

It's yeah, it's too deep of a lore.

You tried to explain it.

Basically it's a command that goes

sustain a $60 debt detector.

Was it $50?

$50 or shit, I don't even remember now.

and it was like I think like the easiest way to summarize it is someone donated to me on robot streamer, but then said part of this donation has to go to 118.

Remember 118?

Yeah.

and I was being a bitch and I said, I'm not a bank.

If you want to donate to that person, just donate to them directly.

Okay.

But really, I was just being a bitch, and honestly, I should just well I

Yeah, I d I don't know.

I I was a little butthurt that I'm being be a facilitator of whatever.

No, that makes sense.

Honestly, I was just butthurt.

I should have just like said it because it was one one eight who's actually been nice and you like I mean it's come with a phone plan so you don't need to pay for it.

Well not pay for it.

That's true.

Okay, backpack time.

Yeah, it's time to figure out all that.

Hold on a minute.

I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map.

Dude, don't boss.

Welcome Anon 123.

You think so?

Should I shave my beard?

It's cold?

Okay.

No.

Yeah.

You don't think so, Anon 123?

No.

Why not?

What?

Don't shave your beard.

Why not?

Because it looks good.

You like it?

Yeah, I mean I also like you would have to do that.

I actually disagree.

I think I think I have a nice jawline which looks like.

It's n I mean it's not thick enough right now that your jawline disappears.

It's almost there though.

My jawline's like my best facial feature.

I guess it's the throw.

You don't think so?

I like your whole face.

Oh that's not a facial feature though.

That's just

Well, I love yours more than you could ever love mine.

Get Rick.

That's not true.

What about this?

Do you wanna put that's fine, it's just what are the we're just gonna hold it?

Yeah.

I just don't know.

Are you gonna be okay with three of those right now?

Absolutely, I'll be fine.

I'm scared.

You gotta lean to the right a little bit so I can do the kickstand.

What do you mean?

What is that?

you see it?

Like it's kinda shining.

Yeah.

You want to speak popping?

You ready?

do you wanna put that somewhere?

I think I'm gonna.

You sure?

Yeah, it's trying to make sure the things in my pocket are okay.

What?

No.

I don't know.

It's fine.

The pedal's still in your backpack, right?

I'm gonna have to super glue

You know it's kind of pointless that the pedal's full.

Like it literally just seems to use it.

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