Walmart WiFi
Transcript (AI, 183 lines)
What about cat poo? If Patrick is here, he would be typing cat poo.
Cat poo and dog porn.
So jam.
Hey, it's Kirby. Go ahead on Walmart and Sam's Club Radio and you want you to join us for the national perspective of no people.
Nah, should I get a cart?
It's a separate.
That's true. He does have a great penis. That is confirmed information.
I am all-
No, we're back.
We're getting cat pood again because I forgot it and someone stole it.
Probably the homeless dude with his dog that was sitting next to the bike rack when I left.
Hiltus.
I'm not blaming him though. Just blaming him.
Did I make the same exact decision that I just made five minutes ago?
Take a ride on the shit bus.
Cats cuz I'm a cat boy.
Kibbidididid I better pop pop.
Skibbidi bbidid pop pop.
Talking about skibbidi.
Here we are.
The toilet aisle.
A cat man.
Now here's what they don't tell ya.
See-
Shit paper.
They have the soft and strong-
Skibbididididid pop pop.
That ain't the soft shit.
I want to get the ultra strong because that's the softer shit.
Guaranteed.
Once you touch it, you'll know.
And the 200, get the p-day.
That's a- yeah, that's a really good alternative, honestly.
That's the smart- that's the 500 IQ move, but you know.
Sometimes, most of the time, Americans are too dumb for that.
Including right now.
That's all I really needed was cat food and tissue.
Let's celebrate the Pottery Kittles, Arizona.
The wine, right next to the baby strollers, baby strollers on a thing, and baby stuff.
Keep a favor, check what is the toilet training, the baby aisle, confirm it's E7, to training.
E7.
Firstly please check.
Oh I don't know, was it?
Let's go.
7.
E7?
I don't know, I do that too far away.
Let's go to the baby section.
The baby plus wine section?
E7.
We're just there.
E7.
Dude that's how far now.
It's a whole ten feet away.
Go check.
This is important.
How important.
Telling you E7 named himself after children spotted training because he likes butt holes.
Alright I'll check, hold on.
Uber driver's a faggot.
Thank you, driver.
What Uber driver?
I mean at your house?
If we confirm this there is no going back for E7.
Hold on.
E7 will be done.
First I gotta figure out what type of chip I'm vibing with.
Get the Walmart brand sea salt and vinegar.
Like a...
Mavis.
Or Ruffles queso with riches.
That actually sounds good.
Cape tot chip.
Sicken one.
Tether it's boiled queso.
Just do like the typical ranch.
Whatever it is.
Dip them in semen.
French onion.
Pizza.
Fresh homemade semen.
Spinach.
Wait wait, the AI automatically generated a highlight?
Okay.
I didn't even know that was possible.
I didn't know that was possible. I just didn't know what happened while you were on stream.
Now off to the audit training aisle to check the aisle number.
Oh, right, right, right. Sorry, yeah.
Now I gotta turn around.
Let's see what aisle E7 is.
Seven. Have to show on camera.
I don't even see what... well, uh...
I'll show it once I find it.
Seven smoked left.
We're in J right now. We're in J20.
I don't even know what E7 is.
Just go to the baby section.
No, we were just at it. We were just at it.
Look, we can go back.
Not to alarm you, bro, but Rick keeps popping up at the end of every aisle watching you.
That's very alarming, dude.
So...
The baby section is not E.
Yeah, I don't think the baby section is E.
Well, actually, maybe it is.
Because now we're in F.
So actually, I think you're right.
It's usually in the middle with the clothing.
Well, they're, like, remodeling this, so everything's all fucked up right now.
Like, the wine is next to the babies, which isn't typical, I feel.
I can't even find E.
I think he might be right.
Because we went from...
Like, we're just at F.
They are remodeling and this will not be a reliable test store for this hypothesis.
That's true, yeah.
Also, to confirm...
I don't even know if there is aisle E.
We went from C to F.
But there's that as well, like where you just said.
No, it's in C.
At least it is right now.
Everything's kind of fucked up, though.
Weird.
The baby aisle is C.
Yeah, the baby aisle is C.
The baby food.
Damn it.
The baby food was C.
While you're in America.
No, I'm actually in Afghanistan.
There's an Afghanistan Walmart.
I'm E7.
I still don't...
I'm too lazy.
I'm going home.
We'll expose E7 and his child butthole fetish.
Wow.
I ended up at F again.
When are you going to SF with E7?
Yes.
Saturday.
I hope I find out in the Tenderloin.
I'm going to put all this shit in the bike, but not forget it this time.
How many people have a Costco membership?
I don't know, that's like some shit you ask chat GPT.
What percentage?
66.7 is my guess.
We do really need like a built-in chat GPT in the website where like the streamer can just say like,
yo, what's up chat GPT, wake word, ask a question like that.
True.
Oh, my phone's going to die.
I didn't even bring a battery.
Okay, though.
Bad decisions.
That's a bad idea.
I'm going to have to say no on that last part.
God, the siren's going to go off.
Gemini says 37%, but broader servers suggest 58%.
Compromise and make less auditions.
So what makes Gemini say...
Speed spots and fireballs.
What makes Gemini just make that number up then?
That actually does sound more accurate.
I feel like less than half is probably more realistic, but I don't know.
Every time I go to the Costco, the parking lot is bussing.
so I don't know. Maybe that's real.
I think it's 29%.
- 29% seems low.
I feel like Gemini is more realistic.
Oh, my phone's gonna die.
Okay, bye.
I'm just gonna go offline before my phone dies.
- Intelligence, which is much more super intelligent
than fake artificial intelligence.
- It's not called artificial intelligence anymore.
- It's 29%.
- It's actually, it's legally called super intelligence
or not legally, but at least that's what Trump said.
- I don't care what you say.
- Trump said this two weeks ago.
So you better-- - It's artificial.
- No, it's Trump.
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