KRATOM HANGOVER

00:00:02 What a great song that was.

00:01:02 That sounded fucking great.

00:01:05 It's time for the Flood Show.

00:01:07 Goddamn, it's the literally tarted podcast this time.

00:01:10 That means that we forgot what fucking show number that we're on.

00:01:13 And so I didn't have time to go look.

00:01:15 I just had to go live because you know how it'd be, motherfucker and shit.

00:01:19 Shit.

00:01:20 Goddamn.

00:01:21 Well, it looks like we've got some breaking news.

00:01:28 Breaking news tonight as news is breaking on tonight's lead story.

00:01:33 Wow, fuck.

00:01:33 I can't even believe we are breaking this news,

00:01:36 but it is fucking breaking right now, right here tonight.

00:01:38 This sensational story, which we are indeed breaking tonight on the news,

00:01:43 is breaking news.

00:01:44 And wow, fuck.

00:01:45 I'm your host, Fag Munch.

00:01:48 And I'm David Tran.

00:01:49 Thanks for joining us tonight.

00:01:50 And now on to our top story.

00:01:52 We have breaking news tonight and you don't want to miss it.

00:01:55 That's right.

00:01:56 Our top story.

00:01:57 Tonight's significant events are happening worldwide

00:01:59 that don't affect your fucking life.

00:02:02 Not one fucking little bit.

00:02:04 Wow, that's crazy.

00:02:05 We warn you some of the scenes are graphic as fuck and will impact you so much that you won't even remember them in five minutes.

00:02:11 Better make sure you get those donos in, guys.

00:02:14 You don't want to miss this.

00:02:16 Wow, fuck.

00:02:17 The events transpiring are so earth-shattering, so game-changing that you will not even notice them in your life or in your immediate surroundings.

00:02:25 And the only thing that will change is how highly alerted you might be to this top story.

00:02:31 You don't want to be the one faggot who hasn't seen this or doesn't know about it, and you'll feel even more confident in knowing what happened because you were told by a motherfucking expert, me.

00:02:41 We will be interrupting your regular programming every 15 seconds with breaking fucking news about an ongoing thing that will be happening for weeks or months.

00:02:52 You better stay tuned as fuck and keep this show funded or you might miss something that is literally nothing to fucking do with you whatsoever.

00:03:00 Fucking amazing.

00:03:03 You can feel your adrenaline pumping even now.

00:03:05 You are burning out on all the excitement.

00:03:08 You're having trouble even speaking because you are so heavily invested attention-wise that you are basically drunk as fuck on information and excitement.

00:03:17 Your life will never be the same, but it will be exactly like it was every day before this one because this news is so huge, so gargantuan that it's infucking conceivable and the people around you don't even give a fuck.

00:03:30 We will, of course, keep you advised as the situation develops.

00:03:36 In the meantime, try to live in fear.

00:03:38 Don't notice the still creeping Jewish political attack on your civil rights, and don't worry about the financial crimes your government is committing against you on behalf of a terror state ally because it's worth it all just to see some of the aftermath, and it'll make you feel like you're winning while Jews rape kids in your home country.

00:03:55 We'll have more after the flood show, faggot.

00:03:58 Don't even be trying to front, bitch.