EBike Andy

Transcript (AI, 23 lines)

I don't know the shopping list.

Cleaner, dish soap, mint chocolate chip, juice, cat food.

Okay, took a screenshot.

Well it is. It's juice.

I don't drink the Kool-Aid.

That's when you're in a cult, dumbass.

Even then, if you're part of a cult and you're knowingly a part of a cult then you probably do want to drink the Kool-Aid.

Bitter.

I don't know if I want to maybe before you said that I would have.

Part of the cult. You're not invited to the cult anyway.

My allegiance is with the bitter lemon cult.

Nice outfit.

Hell yeah.

I wear this usually when I ride my bike just so I have less a chance of dying.

Artificial. A mighty warlord.

Okay, that's kind of neat.

It's like a cat fidget spinner, except you spike it into the hardcore thing.

It's it.

I bought one.

Meow, meow, meow.

It's text.

Out of Tupac's place.

Together, but we're still like friends, I guess, maybe you could say.