Good Afternoon (PST)

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TikTok.

They're cute.

Look at that face.

I need to shave.

If you want to, you should.

I like your face no matter how how it looks.

I like it when you shave, I like it when it's like this.

You should try tin straps.

No.

Just do it for a moment.

No, that's humble.

No, tin straps, that like accentuates the jawline.

You're a little bit.

Probably, I mean yeah.

I think we all are.

Maybe not everybody, but admittedly, some people can.

I've never and would never be with an N-word.

I missed the command.

They'll pay for everything.

So we got I'm capable of doing things.

The sky's pretty in the back.

It is, you're right.

That's a pervy egg.

My manager came up to me today and he was like, I almost wore a green beanie today too.

That would have been so embarrassing.

Why?

I think he was just messing around.

I was like, yeah, I would have had to take mine off.

I can't wait to tell that I can play for it right now.

No you can't you suck that is.

I don't care.

I just have to get a headset and then we can play together.

They have so when I was in my cohort they showed one of the people showed a thing

where it's like a site where you can track everything that's connected to Wi-Fi.

And what's that?

They don't have it at our site.

It's only at like 37 sites.

But I shared it.

What?

And then like you can track everything that's connected to Wi-Fi, just maybe not on a website.

It's this is like a map.

Like it's a mapping thing.

It will show you exactly where it is.

It's really cool.

It's not that crazy.

It's not that crazy, but it's something we don't have.

You could do that at our

Vive coated.

True.

Instead of doing it through I'm just saying it's like not that impressive.

You can just vibe coat shit.

Yeah.

No, you didn't.

This guy, they put in he put in a request for a laptop today and then showed up expecting it today.

And we're like, bro, like you can't just you gotta be patient.

No, he got a loner.

And then tomorrow I have to set up start setting up his like actual personal one.

Jeez.

Gluten code.

I would hope a drink doesn't have gluten.

Like there should be no reason to put glue in drinks.

Glue?

It's that's what gluten is.

No, it's not.

It's food glue.

That's why it's called gluten.

True, you know.

It's like I first thought it's flour.

It's like white.

No gluten.

Gluten is I mean that's in flour probably.

Gluten is just like food, you know.

Food, yeah.

I think I'm gonna buy it.

White flower o slush.

What do you think?

White flower or brown flower?

Brown flower.

Bullshit.

I've never used brown flour.

But did you hear what I said?

Look, the newest discovery on Deepop is Wiggs.

You didn't even open it.

Wigs.

Nope, nope, no, it has to be on the front page or you're lying.

Nope.

Oh, there was wigs.

No look.

Was there?

Hell yeah.

Look at that.

And then I found one.

Someone gave me an offer.

It was like twenty bucks.

it's gone now.

No, it's gone.

But it was like a pink and black wig.

20 bucks and then they were like, oh, eleven dollars.

No.

Just shave my head again.

Can you do that?

Can I go back to that one?

All you have to do is I can't.

It's gonna work like that.

Can you whistle through it?

No.

Can you suck him in?

I don't know if I'm just broken, I can't make it loud.

I'm broken.

Some pants.

Look right up your eye.

I don't even remember.

It was twenty dollar shipping.

No, it wasn't.

Where did you even see that?

I didn't I just draw one.

Dude, these pants are so clumpy.

I want you to start wearing it.

Did they ship out my freaking

Should I have orange hair?

Did they ship out my jacket yet?

Did you buy that?

Which one?

Yeah, that's at work.

Oh, is that the mousepad?

Yeah.

Don't drop pad.

My other two ECs It's already broken.

My other two ECs, they don't have anything.

And I immediately was like, let me make this desk of my own.

And that that's perfect.

It was even mentioned in like my humanities class.

Except it's not, it's like the original painting, not the cat one.

You could earn 95.

If I s resell everything that I bought.

Every time I buy something, they're like, hey, sell this again.

I need more shirts.

Oh, but I want to check on the jacket.

Awaiting shipping.

Yeah.

That's a nice jacket.

Yeah.

I don't know like how warm it'll keep.

I feel like it'll be fine for winter.

Last winter I like if I have like especially a flannel flannel or something on under it.

it's

espresso martini.

Starbucks special.

Plus look at that.

It's like half off.

This is something you can just buy at freaking Walmart though.

That's cheaper than what I paid for this, right?

Yeah.

You need to fucking get on Depot.

I know.

And look Cameron saw my pants the other day.

the blue ones that have like the chakras and she was like those are actually nice pants those are kind of cute and I was like okay I'll take that I'll take that

we don't have that wear them what brand oh the cutwater did you even see these that I bought no I didn't worn those right no I have to get like leggings or something

something like red or something to go underneath.

You know where they would be good at though, the rainbow pimp surprise palms in August.

What do you think Vaporland is?

That's where I used to go get in my big juice.

They used to be oh

to what's that?

I don't know, that wasn't there when I

That's always been that's always been like some swap out business.

You just can't keep anything open.

The moon is out.

There's a plane about to crash into it.

No, it's gonna over it.

Oh man.

Another plane too above it.

Oh yeah.

That's one of those what how many planes was it in the sky at the time?

Well three outside.

How many people there's a bird.

There's a bird.

It's gone.

It jumped down.

it's kind of chilly.

It's probably like 15.

Oh, is it because we had beanies and sweaters on?

57.

Pollen count.

Oh, never mind.

This is always like a three-hour thing bringing them back to their dads.

Sometimes won't do it.

I'm glad you're with me today.

What time do you think we're all screws?

I didn't even finish my drink.

Oh.

Or I'm down online.

10 p.

m.

Oh wait, no.

Oh 10 30 here makes defense.

The cooler here.

Yeah.

When's the next bus?

and an hour.

Like a 5.

50?

Yeah.

let me double check.

Well maybe I'm wrong.

Yeah.

That's not wrong.

Five fifty five.

Okay.

That's what we'll shoot for.

Yeah.

The next they just left.

So I wasn't I wasn't planning on being there.

Yeah.

Let's go here and there.

I'm a entrance.

Yeah.

What about M M8?

Yeah.

I don't know we can.

Well we can still chill.

Yeah.

I just want to hang out with you.

I don't even want to finish mine.

Because I had the mushrooms and I don't want to do that.

You're just gonna throw it away.

Yeah.

It's four.

There's not even a trash can down here.

Apparently I'm still alive.

trash can.

Did I just like flip the camera?

Yeah dude.

Like turn my okay.

I don't know how my own website works anymore.

It's out of control.

Well when you're flipped this way

the end button is like right on top of that shit.

Oh shit.

Screenshot that.

I will, but too easy right now.

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