Fortnite!
Transcript (AI, 219 lines)
Fair enough.
And I do believe you's two arse-dweeming.
We are.
So only polite language.
Yes.
Enis.
A male phalange.
Did Barry send you some artwork?
Yeah, she's trying to sell you his arse.
Do you not breathe in like that?
George, is that you?
I did.
You little sleepy boy.
George, do you like your dog?
Yes.
Yeah, cute, isn't he?
Looks like Albie.
I wouldn't know.
Apart from Albie's got a tail.
Alex stopped hitting my fucking dog.
What's your language?
No, you can swear.
Yes.
Just can't do stuff like that, Alex.
I'm not doing lefty.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Eat with Harper.
You've had your lefty limit.
Have to be fair.
So you can't say male phalange.
Yeah.
What about diddly diddly diddlyms?
It just can't be like sexual, basically.
Okey-dookies.
Oh, yeah.
I'm with a four-team.
I read it on the stream a bit on one of the information things on that.
Oh, you went full law.
Yeah, because you don't want to get banned, do you?
No.
Which stuff like if your camera's on, you can't like smoke marijuana.
Or in general.
I don't think there's anything about like tapes and stuff.
I think it's more of like...
I've killed almost a full team now.
Yeah, but you have to go off camera if you're doing it.
That's what I meant.
Same as TikTok.
Yeah.
blue chest here wow nice enough floors on this freaking building it goes all the way
the legendary rifle i'm endgame now you're not just started i've got all the stuff for endgame
there's a heavy infantry rifle here if anybody wants it please three legendary things and uh
rare go go get them i wonder what alex is gonna fish for me i don't know if it didn't stop drifting
all this you you missed the fish there click it there you go okay now more hello yeah
funny legend my name's olivia i'm on stream and i'm gonna be so funny anybody want to dance the dive
they're only me and live with kills right now i've got kills they're just uh not on the board
they're just pending still loading yeah games for us from did you know that in the purple river when
you get those um skulls that make you dive you can rapid fire them all three of them because you know
when you're in that purple water and you get the skulls that let you dive did you know that if you're
high enough you can actually rapid fire all three of them no oh you know that's actually just about
saying i've got a team on me hello he's almost dead thank you i don't know where his team was we've got
infinite infinite ammo yeah you still got to reload but it's good i'm telling them i didn't play a game
without him is that you alex or is that shots i didn't shoot shots over um over in that direction
oh focus oh thanks i've arrived i see the death god so do i there's a lot of death there's a dude
still there two dudes not one amy's getting hurt i'm with you i'm with you down stupid health
yeah you don't have shields it's just health can you use chug jugger now no you can't you can't
oh can you yeah anything that gives you health can hear it in the voice yeah no it's only every
game it's not like constant can't be alex's it's happening on amy's not alex no it's because
they're together so she's it's repeating twice it's only coming from amy's hey me twice joe nope
what i'm saying is you know when your voice goes robotic yeah live i can hear you twice nice that's
fair oh yeah we split up and we're fighting different teams and still winning yeah i think
you're all in the turret how many roads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I need help.
Survive me, bot.
Try to find you.
Been x-rayed.
Something, bot.
Is anyone around you, Al?
Uh, no.
Yeah, yeah, I see, I see.
I see one.
Oh, someone's there.
Too split up.
I'm screwed here.
Oh, fuck.
Don't mind.
They're down there with you.
They're with me now.
You're dead now, Joe.
Yep.
How was that?
Do you think?
I don't.
Been spotted again.
I'm screwed.
You should have got my tails, Al, um, Joe.
I couldn't.
They're all literally around for you.
Oh, fuck.
Go, girl.
You go, girl.
Jesus.
Nothing I could do there.
They all wanted me.
Ooh.
Yeah, absolute.
Mm-hmm.
Is someone's audio out loud?
Yours.
You said yours?
It can't be, I brought you on.
Uh, pitch.
Well, it is, isn't it?
You not got the sound coming out with your beepers?
No.
Lie on your iPad?
No, everything's muted.
I don't know what's happening.
No, it's not happening, Liz.
You ready enough?
I don't need to get tails, all right?
Could you just be happy with finding things?
No, tails.
It's life.
Monkey on the car. Monkey on the car. Broom broom. Yeah. Aww. Bingo ski. Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup. Wanky. Wanky, wanky. Little slippy. Little swifty. Get in. I am almost endgame.
Need one more gun. Alex, what you back? Hide. What you back? What you back? What you back? Where did you go? The one that crawled away? Yeah. Kilda. No, there was two. Did you get the other one? No, you only got one. Thank you. Mr. Swifty. There's an eight bit shotty over here. Eight bit shotty on the pin. The only gun I do have. Alex has done the, uh, Alex has done the wanky business. Got him. Goodbye. Wanky business senior. Oh, you're a player. Oh, there's a team.
There's a team. They just literally appeared out of bloody nowhere.
There was no bootmarks or anything. They must have been crouched.
Jeez, it does dicks. Bloody, bloody balls.
I'll bring you some money. Liv, bring me some money.
What for?
I don't know if you.
Hello.
You've done it? Oh, fair.
I'm falling in.
Say that.
I'm being shot at again. I'm down.
We're over there. It's the same bloody team again.
Have you ever got any money for him?
I bought back a reboot card, Alex.
Bought your card back.
Can reboot you?
Show me the reboot, yeah?
Go for it.
Have you got 500?
No. I want 215.
You know we can see your cash, Wade.
But I need to get rid of this before that guy comes.
Brand new. I'm not risking that.
Brights come before life.
So I'll get to end.
I don't know. I just went wherever.
Oh, shit. I'm going to die.
Join the club.
Is that the same team that killed these two?
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's people back.
Literally doing nothing wrong.
There's literally people everywhere.
Oh no, what do I do?
Here I come, live again.
Into the mic.
LNG, for me.
They've run off.
They saw all of us come out there and they thought, no thanks.
There's a revival that's just happened as well.
Anyone got any help?
There's a big mug kit there.
No, sorry, shield.
I've got two small mugs, two smalls.
I've got two smalls as well.
Sorry, pick it back off, Joe.
Oh, there's shots, there's shots.
The revive.
There'll be a team coming behind us as well.
In one team, we've got another one coming in.
Oh, is that you, Joe? Thanks.
Yeah.
What the heck?
What's that, just fly off and...
Stop.
Why not?
Someone behind me.
Hello.
What was closing that way?
I'm like an amateur right now.
I wasted all my energy on the other map.
I'm into a guy.
It's a boxer.
My gun wouldn't even shoot. That's great.
You're on your own, Alex.
Thanks for that 30 seconds of freedom.
It's really good.
My gun wouldn't even shoot.
I can't do it on trees.
Show him your sprite. He might show Messi.
You want this for free?
Could have done that for the end game.
It's already the end of game.
He's chasing you.
He's up there, Alex.
There he is.
Right in front of you.
Yes.
Unfortunately, that's going to have to be me.
Okie dokie.
Fun with the stream and the rest of the game.
Fun with the stream and the rest of your games.
You are.
Get used.
Do one more as well.
Okie dokie.
I know.
I'm just opening the bickies, alright?
Let a girl smack, man.
Yeah, it's just updated.
Yeah, it's sitting around.
I'll just leave and we go.
Comments
No comments yet.
Join the discussion on OpenVibe.Community