WEBVTT 00:00:03.070 --> 00:00:23.930 What about cat poo? If Patrick is here, he would be typing cat poo. 00:00:23.930 --> 00:00:37.040 Cat poo and dog porn. 00:00:37.040 --> 00:00:38.120 So jam. 00:00:38.120 --> 00:00:46.860 Hey, it's Kirby. Go ahead on Walmart and Sam's Club Radio and you want you to join us for the national perspective of no people. 00:00:48.960 --> 00:01:07.780 Nah, should I get a cart? 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:33.170 It's a separate. 00:01:33.170 --> 00:01:49.320 That's true. He does have a great penis. That is confirmed information. 00:01:49.320 --> 00:02:03.080 I am all- 00:02:03.080 --> 00:02:04.560 No, we're back. 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:08.410 We're getting cat pood again because I forgot it and someone stole it. 00:02:08.410 --> 00:02:12.480 Probably the homeless dude with his dog that was sitting next to the bike rack when I left. 00:02:12.480 --> 00:02:14.850 Hiltus. 00:02:14.850 --> 00:02:19.040 I'm not blaming him though. Just blaming him. 00:02:19.040 --> 00:02:42.460 Did I make the same exact decision that I just made five minutes ago? 00:02:42.460 --> 00:03:00.750 Take a ride on the shit bus. 00:03:00.750 --> 00:03:46.760 Cats cuz I'm a cat boy. 00:03:46.760 --> 00:03:49.180 Kibbidididid I better pop pop. 00:03:49.180 --> 00:03:50.910 Skibbidi bbidid pop pop. 00:03:50.910 --> 00:03:52.800 Talking about skibbidi. 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:53.990 Here we are. 00:03:53.990 --> 00:03:56.670 The toilet aisle. 00:03:56.670 --> 00:04:02.490 A cat man. 00:04:02.490 --> 00:04:04.190 Now here's what they don't tell ya. 00:04:04.190 --> 00:04:06.410 See- 00:04:06.410 --> 00:04:07.560 Shit paper. 00:04:07.560 --> 00:04:09.130 They have the soft and strong- 00:04:09.130 --> 00:04:10.720 Skibbididididid pop pop. 00:04:10.720 --> 00:04:12.990 That ain't the soft shit. 00:04:12.990 --> 00:04:22.650 I want to get the ultra strong because that's the softer shit. 00:04:22.650 --> 00:04:25.000 Guaranteed. 00:04:26.180 --> 00:04:27.940 Once you touch it, you'll know. 00:04:27.940 --> 00:04:31.050 And the 200, get the p-day. 00:04:31.050 --> 00:04:35.480 That's a- yeah, that's a really good alternative, honestly. 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:39.870 That's the smart- that's the 500 IQ move, but you know. 00:04:39.870 --> 00:04:44.080 Sometimes, most of the time, Americans are too dumb for that. 00:04:44.080 --> 00:04:45.340 Including right now. 00:04:45.340 --> 00:04:59.890 That's all I really needed was cat food and tissue. 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:16.110 Let's celebrate the Pottery Kittles, Arizona. 00:05:16.110 --> 00:05:27.730 The wine, right next to the baby strollers, baby strollers on a thing, and baby stuff. 00:05:27.730 --> 00:05:58.650 Keep a favor, check what is the toilet training, the baby aisle, confirm it's E7, to training. 00:05:58.650 --> 00:06:01.430 E7. 00:06:01.430 --> 00:06:02.430 Firstly please check. 00:06:02.430 --> 00:06:03.430 Oh I don't know, was it? 00:06:03.430 --> 00:06:05.480 Let's go. 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:06.530 7. 00:06:06.530 --> 00:06:08.530 E7? 00:06:08.530 --> 00:06:11.160 I don't know, I do that too far away. 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:12.160 Let's go to the baby section. 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:14.160 The baby plus wine section? 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:15.100 E7. 00:06:15.100 --> 00:06:16.960 We're just there. 00:06:16.960 --> 00:06:18.850 E7. 00:06:18.850 --> 00:06:19.870 Dude that's how far now. 00:06:19.870 --> 00:06:22.000 It's a whole ten feet away. 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:24.690 Go check. 00:06:24.690 --> 00:06:29.050 This is important. 00:06:29.050 --> 00:06:32.610 How important. 00:06:32.610 --> 00:06:52.910 Telling you E7 named himself after children spotted training because he likes butt holes. 00:06:52.910 --> 00:06:53.970 Alright I'll check, hold on. 00:06:53.970 --> 00:07:04.190 Uber driver's a faggot. 00:07:04.190 --> 00:07:05.600 Thank you, driver. 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:20.380 What Uber driver? 00:07:20.380 --> 00:07:27.080 I mean at your house? 00:07:27.080 --> 00:07:30.080 If we confirm this there is no going back for E7. 00:07:30.080 --> 00:07:31.620 Hold on. 00:07:31.620 --> 00:07:32.990 E7 will be done. 00:07:32.990 --> 00:07:41.620 First I gotta figure out what type of chip I'm vibing with. 00:07:41.620 --> 00:07:54.860 Get the Walmart brand sea salt and vinegar. 00:07:54.860 --> 00:08:04.530 Like a... 00:08:04.530 --> 00:08:06.580 Mavis. 00:08:06.580 --> 00:08:07.580 Or Ruffles queso with riches. 00:08:07.580 --> 00:08:08.990 That actually sounds good. 00:08:08.990 --> 00:08:11.920 Cape tot chip. 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:18.490 Sicken one. 00:08:18.490 --> 00:09:15.350 Tether it's boiled queso. 00:09:15.350 --> 00:09:16.350 Just do like the typical ranch. 00:09:16.350 --> 00:09:18.440 Whatever it is. 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:23.880 Dip them in semen. 00:09:23.880 --> 00:09:26.170 French onion. 00:09:26.170 --> 00:09:27.700 Pizza. 00:09:27.700 --> 00:09:40.400 Fresh homemade semen. 00:09:40.400 --> 00:09:51.160 Spinach. 00:09:51.160 --> 00:09:54.440 Wait wait, the AI automatically generated a highlight? 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:57.100 Okay. 00:09:57.100 --> 00:09:57.630 I didn't even know that was possible. 00:10:00.030 --> 00:10:02.970 I didn't know that was possible. I just didn't know what happened while you were on stream. 00:10:03.510 --> 00:10:05.990 Now off to the audit training aisle to check the aisle number. 00:10:05.990 --> 00:10:07.170 Oh, right, right, right. Sorry, yeah. 00:10:07.890 --> 00:10:09.400 Now I gotta turn around. 00:10:14.730 --> 00:10:20.630 Let's see what aisle E7 is. 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:29.960 Seven. Have to show on camera. 00:10:31.010 --> 00:10:33.950 I don't even see what... well, uh... 00:10:33.950 --> 00:10:36.160 I'll show it once I find it. 00:10:36.740 --> 00:10:38.050 Seven smoked left. 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:43.110 We're in J right now. We're in J20. 00:10:43.870 --> 00:10:46.580 I don't even know what E7 is. 00:10:47.520 --> 00:10:49.960 Just go to the baby section. 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:52.360 No, we were just at it. We were just at it. 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:53.380 Look, we can go back. 00:10:54.670 --> 00:10:59.770 Not to alarm you, bro, but Rick keeps popping up at the end of every aisle watching you. 00:11:00.420 --> 00:11:01.980 That's very alarming, dude. 00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:05.080 So... 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:06.880 The baby section is not E. 00:11:07.610 --> 00:11:10.210 Yeah, I don't think the baby section is E. 00:11:10.890 --> 00:11:13.210 Well, actually, maybe it is. 00:11:13.550 --> 00:11:14.920 Because now we're in F. 00:11:17.560 --> 00:11:21.010 So actually, I think you're right. 00:11:25.770 --> 00:11:29.720 It's usually in the middle with the clothing. 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:33.340 Well, they're, like, remodeling this, so everything's all fucked up right now. 00:11:34.090 --> 00:11:39.240 Like, the wine is next to the babies, which isn't typical, I feel. 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:42.400 I can't even find E. 00:11:43.530 --> 00:11:45.600 I think he might be right. 00:11:46.550 --> 00:11:49.930 Because we went from... 00:11:49.930 --> 00:11:51.230 Like, we're just at F. 00:11:56.940 --> 00:12:01.900 They are remodeling and this will not be a reliable test store for this hypothesis. 00:12:02.160 --> 00:12:02.980 That's true, yeah. 00:12:03.880 --> 00:12:07.740 Also, to confirm... 00:12:07.740 --> 00:12:11.070 I don't even know if there is aisle E. 00:12:11.390 --> 00:12:12.710 We went from C to F. 00:12:14.490 --> 00:12:18.630 But there's that as well, like where you just said. 00:12:19.800 --> 00:12:21.190 No, it's in C. 00:12:21.950 --> 00:12:23.110 At least it is right now. 00:12:24.830 --> 00:12:27.630 Everything's kind of fucked up, though. 00:12:28.630 --> 00:12:28.910 Weird. 00:12:28.910 --> 00:12:30.130 The baby aisle is C. 00:12:30.670 --> 00:12:32.220 Yeah, the baby aisle is C. 00:12:33.070 --> 00:12:34.130 The baby food. 00:12:34.130 --> 00:12:34.310 Damn it. 00:12:34.310 --> 00:12:36.480 The baby food was C. 00:12:37.110 --> 00:12:38.400 While you're in America. 00:12:40.190 --> 00:12:42.630 No, I'm actually in Afghanistan. 00:12:42.630 --> 00:12:45.000 There's an Afghanistan Walmart. 00:12:47.470 --> 00:12:48.250 I'm E7. 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:51.260 I still don't... 00:12:51.260 --> 00:12:53.590 I'm too lazy. 00:12:54.130 --> 00:12:54.930 I'm going home. 00:13:02.820 --> 00:13:06.990 We'll expose E7 and his child butthole fetish. 00:13:10.280 --> 00:13:10.480 Wow. 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:13.240 I ended up at F again. 00:13:13.920 --> 00:13:16.160 When are you going to SF with E7? 00:13:16.700 --> 00:13:17.050 Yes. 00:13:41.460 --> 00:13:47.900 Saturday. 00:13:48.190 --> 00:13:51.700 I hope I find out in the Tenderloin. 00:15:41.060 --> 00:16:39.710 I'm going to put all this shit in the bike, but not forget it this time. 00:16:39.710 --> 00:16:41.970 How many people have a Costco membership? 00:16:42.670 --> 00:16:44.550 I don't know, that's like some shit you ask chat GPT. 00:16:44.550 --> 00:16:45.230 What percentage? 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:48.970 66.7 is my guess. 00:16:50.940 --> 00:17:00.290 We do really need like a built-in chat GPT in the website where like the streamer can just say like, 00:17:00.350 --> 00:17:06.470 yo, what's up chat GPT, wake word, ask a question like that. 00:17:13.390 --> 00:17:23.790 True. 00:17:25.450 --> 00:17:26.890 Oh, my phone's going to die. 00:17:29.330 --> 00:17:31.880 I didn't even bring a battery. 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:34.300 Okay, though. 00:17:46.530 --> 00:17:52.400 Bad decisions. 00:17:54.030 --> 00:17:55.500 That's a bad idea. 00:17:55.500 --> 00:17:58.160 I'm going to have to say no on that last part. 00:18:00.500 --> 00:18:04.220 God, the siren's going to go off. 00:18:04.930 --> 00:18:10.010 Gemini says 37%, but broader servers suggest 58%. 00:18:10.010 --> 00:18:13.900 Compromise and make less auditions. 00:18:14.700 --> 00:18:16.620 So what makes Gemini say... 00:18:16.620 --> 00:18:18.020 Speed spots and fireballs. 00:18:18.350 --> 00:18:20.490 What makes Gemini just make that number up then? 00:18:23.420 --> 00:18:27.260 That actually does sound more accurate. 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:32.800 I feel like less than half is probably more realistic, but I don't know. 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:40.410 Every time I go to the Costco, the parking lot is bussing. 00:18:40.630 --> 00:18:43.180 so I don't know. Maybe that's real. 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:54.620 I think it's 29%. 00:20:02.910 --> 00:20:06.120 - 29% seems low. 00:20:06.120 --> 00:20:20.820 I feel like Gemini is more realistic. 00:20:20.820 --> 00:20:27.520 Oh, my phone's gonna die. 00:20:27.520 --> 00:20:28.360 Okay, bye. 00:20:28.360 --> 00:20:32.160 I'm just gonna go offline before my phone dies. 00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:34.880 - Intelligence, which is much more super intelligent 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:37.200 than fake artificial intelligence. 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:41.930 - It's not called artificial intelligence anymore. 00:20:41.930 --> 00:20:42.870 - It's 29%. 00:20:42.870 --> 00:20:46.670 - It's actually, it's legally called super intelligence 00:20:46.670 --> 00:20:48.750 or not legally, but at least that's what Trump said. 00:20:48.750 --> 00:20:49.910 - I don't care what you say. 00:20:49.910 --> 00:20:51.670 - Trump said this two weeks ago. 00:20:51.670 --> 00:20:53.030 So you better-- - It's artificial. 00:20:53.030 --> 00:20:53.970 - No, it's Trump.