Walmart WiFi
goosely · 2026-10-14 · 20:55
https://openvibe.video/v/5742
Transcript (AI)

[0:03] What about cat poo? If Patrick is here, he would be typing cat poo.
[0:23] Cat poo and dog porn.
[0:37] So jam.
[0:38] Hey, it's Kirby. Go ahead on Walmart and Sam's Club Radio and you want you to join us for the national perspective of no people.
[0:48] Nah, should I get a cart?
[1:07] It's a separate.
[1:33] That's true. He does have a great penis. That is confirmed information.
[1:49] I am all-
[2:03] No, we're back.
[2:04] We're getting cat pood again because I forgot it and someone stole it.
[2:08] Probably the homeless dude with his dog that was sitting next to the bike rack when I left.
[2:12] Hiltus.
[2:14] I'm not blaming him though. Just blaming him.
[2:19] Did I make the same exact decision that I just made five minutes ago?
[2:42] Take a ride on the shit bus.
[3:00] Cats cuz I'm a cat boy.
[3:46] Kibbidididid I better pop pop.
[3:49] Skibbidi bbidid pop pop.
[3:50] Talking about skibbidi.
[3:52] Here we are.
[3:53] The toilet aisle.
[3:56] A cat man.
[4:02] Now here's what they don't tell ya.
[4:04] See-
[4:06] Shit paper.
[4:07] They have the soft and strong-
[4:09] Skibbididididid pop pop.
[4:10] That ain't the soft shit.
[4:12] I want to get the ultra strong because that's the softer shit.
[4:22] Guaranteed.
[4:26] Once you touch it, you'll know.
[4:27] And the 200, get the p-day.
[4:31] That's a- yeah, that's a really good alternative, honestly.
[4:35] That's the smart- that's the 500 IQ move, but you know.
[4:39] Sometimes, most of the time, Americans are too dumb for that.
[4:44] Including right now.
[4:45] That's all I really needed was cat food and tissue.
[5:00] Let's celebrate the Pottery Kittles, Arizona.
[5:16] The wine, right next to the baby strollers, baby strollers on a thing, and baby stuff.
[5:27] Keep a favor, check what is the toilet training, the baby aisle, confirm it's E7, to training.
[5:58] E7.
[6:01] Firstly please check.
[6:02] Oh I don't know, was it?
[6:03] Let's go.
[6:05] 7.
[6:06] E7?
[6:08] I don't know, I do that too far away.
[6:11] Let's go to the baby section.
[6:12] The baby plus wine section?
[6:14] E7.
[6:15] We're just there.
[6:16] E7.
[6:18] Dude that's how far now.
[6:19] It's a whole ten feet away.
[6:22] Go check.
[6:24] This is important.
[6:29] How important.
[6:32] Telling you E7 named himself after children spotted training because he likes butt holes.
[6:52] Alright I'll check, hold on.
[6:53] Uber driver's a faggot.
[7:04] Thank you, driver.
[7:05] What Uber driver?
[7:20] I mean at your house?
[7:27] If we confirm this there is no going back for E7.
[7:30] Hold on.
[7:31] E7 will be done.
[7:32] First I gotta figure out what type of chip I'm vibing with.
[7:41] Get the Walmart brand sea salt and vinegar.
[7:54] Like a...
[8:04] Mavis.
[8:06] Or Ruffles queso with riches.
[8:07] That actually sounds good.
[8:08] Cape tot chip.
[8:11] Sicken one.
[8:18] Tether it's boiled queso.
[9:15] Just do like the typical ranch.
[9:16] Whatever it is.
[9:18] Dip them in semen.
[9:23] French onion.
[9:26] Pizza.
[9:27] Fresh homemade semen.
[9:40] Spinach.
[9:51] Wait wait, the AI automatically generated a highlight?
[9:54] Okay.
[9:57] I didn't even know that was possible.
[10:00] I didn't know that was possible. I just didn't know what happened while you were on stream.
[10:03] Now off to the audit training aisle to check the aisle number.
[10:05] Oh, right, right, right. Sorry, yeah.
[10:07] Now I gotta turn around.
[10:14] Let's see what aisle E7 is.
[10:22] Seven. Have to show on camera.
[10:31] I don't even see what... well, uh...
[10:33] I'll show it once I find it.
[10:36] Seven smoked left.
[10:39] We're in J right now. We're in J20.
[10:43] I don't even know what E7 is.
[10:47] Just go to the baby section.
[10:50] No, we were just at it. We were just at it.
[10:52] Look, we can go back.
[10:54] Not to alarm you, bro, but Rick keeps popping up at the end of every aisle watching you.
[11:00] That's very alarming, dude.
[11:02] So...
[11:05] The baby section is not E.
[11:07] Yeah, I don't think the baby section is E.
[11:10] Well, actually, maybe it is.
[11:13] Because now we're in F.
[11:17] So actually, I think you're right.
[11:25] It's usually in the middle with the clothing.
[11:30] Well, they're, like, remodeling this, so everything's all fucked up right now.
[11:34] Like, the wine is next to the babies, which isn't typical, I feel.
[11:39] I can't even find E.
[11:43] I think he might be right.
[11:46] Because we went from...
[11:49] Like, we're just at F.
[11:56] They are remodeling and this will not be a reliable test store for this hypothesis.
[12:02] That's true, yeah.
[12:03] Also, to confirm...
[12:07] I don't even know if there is aisle E.
[12:11] We went from C to F.
[12:14] But there's that as well, like where you just said.
[12:19] No, it's in C.
[12:21] At least it is right now.
[12:24] Everything's kind of fucked up, though.
[12:28] Weird.
[12:28] The baby aisle is C.
[12:30] Yeah, the baby aisle is C.
[12:33] The baby food.
[12:34] Damn it.
[12:34] The baby food was C.
[12:37] While you're in America.
[12:40] No, I'm actually in Afghanistan.
[12:42] There's an Afghanistan Walmart.
[12:47] I'm E7.
[12:49] I still don't...
[12:51] I'm too lazy.
[12:54] I'm going home.
[13:02] We'll expose E7 and his child butthole fetish.
[13:10] Wow.
[13:11] I ended up at F again.
[13:13] When are you going to SF with E7?
[13:16] Yes.
[13:41] Saturday.
[13:48] I hope I find out in the Tenderloin.
[15:41] I'm going to put all this shit in the bike, but not forget it this time.
[16:39] How many people have a Costco membership?
[16:42] I don't know, that's like some shit you ask chat GPT.
[16:44] What percentage?
[16:45] 66.7 is my guess.
[16:50] We do really need like a built-in chat GPT in the website where like the streamer can just say like,
[17:00] yo, what's up chat GPT, wake word, ask a question like that.
[17:13] True.
[17:25] Oh, my phone's going to die.
[17:29] I didn't even bring a battery.
[17:32] Okay, though.
[17:46] Bad decisions.
[17:54] That's a bad idea.
[17:55] I'm going to have to say no on that last part.
[18:00] God, the siren's going to go off.
[18:04] Gemini says 37%, but broader servers suggest 58%.
[18:10] Compromise and make less auditions.
[18:14] So what makes Gemini say...
[18:16] Speed spots and fireballs.
[18:18] What makes Gemini just make that number up then?
[18:23] That actually does sound more accurate.
[18:27] I feel like less than half is probably more realistic, but I don't know.
[18:32] Every time I go to the Costco, the parking lot is bussing.
[18:40] so I don't know. Maybe that's real.
[18:48] I think it's 29%.
[20:02] - 29% seems low.
[20:06] I feel like Gemini is more realistic.
[20:20] Oh, my phone's gonna die.
[20:27] Okay, bye.
[20:28] I'm just gonna go offline before my phone dies.
[20:32] - Intelligence, which is much more super intelligent
[20:34] than fake artificial intelligence.
[20:37] - It's not called artificial intelligence anymore.
[20:41] - It's 29%.
[20:42] - It's actually, it's legally called super intelligence
[20:46] or not legally, but at least that's what Trump said.
[20:48] - I don't care what you say.
[20:49] - Trump said this two weeks ago.
[20:51] So you better-- - It's artificial.
[20:53] - No, it's Trump.