1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:23,930 What about cat poo? If Patrick is here, he would be typing cat poo. 2 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:37,040 Cat poo and dog porn. 3 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,120 So jam. 4 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:46,860 Hey, it's Kirby. Go ahead on Walmart and Sam's Club Radio and you want you to join us for the national perspective of no people. 5 00:00:48,960 --> 00:01:07,780 Nah, should I get a cart? 6 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:33,170 It's a separate. 7 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:49,320 That's true. He does have a great penis. That is confirmed information. 8 00:01:49,320 --> 00:02:03,080 I am all- 9 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,560 No, we're back. 10 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,410 We're getting cat pood again because I forgot it and someone stole it. 11 00:02:08,410 --> 00:02:12,480 Probably the homeless dude with his dog that was sitting next to the bike rack when I left. 12 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,850 Hiltus. 13 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:19,040 I'm not blaming him though. Just blaming him. 14 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:42,460 Did I make the same exact decision that I just made five minutes ago? 15 00:02:42,460 --> 00:03:00,750 Take a ride on the shit bus. 16 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:46,760 Cats cuz I'm a cat boy. 17 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,180 Kibbidididid I better pop pop. 18 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:50,910 Skibbidi bbidid pop pop. 19 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:52,800 Talking about skibbidi. 20 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,990 Here we are. 21 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:56,670 The toilet aisle. 22 00:03:56,670 --> 00:04:02,490 A cat man. 23 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,190 Now here's what they don't tell ya. 24 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,410 See- 25 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,560 Shit paper. 26 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,130 They have the soft and strong- 27 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:10,720 Skibbididididid pop pop. 28 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,990 That ain't the soft shit. 29 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:22,650 I want to get the ultra strong because that's the softer shit. 30 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:25,000 Guaranteed. 31 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:27,940 Once you touch it, you'll know. 32 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:31,050 And the 200, get the p-day. 33 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:35,480 That's a- yeah, that's a really good alternative, honestly. 34 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,870 That's the smart- that's the 500 IQ move, but you know. 35 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:44,080 Sometimes, most of the time, Americans are too dumb for that. 36 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,340 Including right now. 37 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:59,890 That's all I really needed was cat food and tissue. 38 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:16,110 Let's celebrate the Pottery Kittles, Arizona. 39 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:27,730 The wine, right next to the baby strollers, baby strollers on a thing, and baby stuff. 40 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:58,650 Keep a favor, check what is the toilet training, the baby aisle, confirm it's E7, to training. 41 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,430 E7. 42 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,430 Firstly please check. 43 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,430 Oh I don't know, was it? 44 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,480 Let's go. 45 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,530 7. 46 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:08,530 E7? 47 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:11,160 I don't know, I do that too far away. 48 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,160 Let's go to the baby section. 49 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,160 The baby plus wine section? 50 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,100 E7. 51 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,960 We're just there. 52 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,850 E7. 53 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:19,870 Dude that's how far now. 54 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:22,000 It's a whole ten feet away. 55 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,690 Go check. 56 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:29,050 This is important. 57 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:32,610 How important. 58 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:52,910 Telling you E7 named himself after children spotted training because he likes butt holes. 59 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:53,970 Alright I'll check, hold on. 60 00:06:53,970 --> 00:07:04,190 Uber driver's a faggot. 61 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,600 Thank you, driver. 62 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:20,380 What Uber driver? 63 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:27,080 I mean at your house? 64 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,080 If we confirm this there is no going back for E7. 65 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,620 Hold on. 66 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,990 E7 will be done. 67 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:41,620 First I gotta figure out what type of chip I'm vibing with. 68 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:54,860 Get the Walmart brand sea salt and vinegar. 69 00:07:54,860 --> 00:08:04,530 Like a... 70 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,580 Mavis. 71 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:07,580 Or Ruffles queso with riches. 72 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:08,990 That actually sounds good. 73 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,920 Cape tot chip. 74 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:18,490 Sicken one. 75 00:08:18,490 --> 00:09:15,350 Tether it's boiled queso. 76 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:16,350 Just do like the typical ranch. 77 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:18,440 Whatever it is. 78 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:23,880 Dip them in semen. 79 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,170 French onion. 80 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:27,700 Pizza. 81 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:40,400 Fresh homemade semen. 82 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:51,160 Spinach. 83 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,440 Wait wait, the AI automatically generated a highlight? 84 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,100 Okay. 85 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:57,630 I didn't even know that was possible. 86 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:02,970 I didn't know that was possible. I just didn't know what happened while you were on stream. 87 00:10:03,510 --> 00:10:05,990 Now off to the audit training aisle to check the aisle number. 88 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:07,170 Oh, right, right, right. Sorry, yeah. 89 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,400 Now I gotta turn around. 90 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:20,630 Let's see what aisle E7 is. 91 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:29,960 Seven. Have to show on camera. 92 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:33,950 I don't even see what... well, uh... 93 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,160 I'll show it once I find it. 94 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,050 Seven smoked left. 95 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:43,110 We're in J right now. We're in J20. 96 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:46,580 I don't even know what E7 is. 97 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,960 Just go to the baby section. 98 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,360 No, we were just at it. We were just at it. 99 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,380 Look, we can go back. 100 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:59,770 Not to alarm you, bro, but Rick keeps popping up at the end of every aisle watching you. 101 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:01,980 That's very alarming, dude. 102 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:05,080 So... 103 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,880 The baby section is not E. 104 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:10,210 Yeah, I don't think the baby section is E. 105 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:13,210 Well, actually, maybe it is. 106 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:14,920 Because now we're in F. 107 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:21,010 So actually, I think you're right. 108 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:29,720 It's usually in the middle with the clothing. 109 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,340 Well, they're, like, remodeling this, so everything's all fucked up right now. 110 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:39,240 Like, the wine is next to the babies, which isn't typical, I feel. 111 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,400 I can't even find E. 112 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,600 I think he might be right. 113 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:49,930 Because we went from... 114 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:51,230 Like, we're just at F. 115 00:11:56,940 --> 00:12:01,900 They are remodeling and this will not be a reliable test store for this hypothesis. 116 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:02,980 That's true, yeah. 117 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,740 Also, to confirm... 118 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:11,070 I don't even know if there is aisle E. 119 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:12,710 We went from C to F. 120 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:18,630 But there's that as well, like where you just said. 121 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,190 No, it's in C. 122 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,110 At least it is right now. 123 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,630 Everything's kind of fucked up, though. 124 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:29,130 Weird. 125 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,130 The baby aisle is C. 126 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:32,220 Yeah, the baby aisle is C. 127 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:34,130 The baby food. 128 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:34,630 Damn it. 129 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,480 The baby food was C. 130 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,400 While you're in America. 131 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,630 No, I'm actually in Afghanistan. 132 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,000 There's an Afghanistan Walmart. 133 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,250 I'm E7. 134 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,260 I still don't... 135 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,590 I'm too lazy. 136 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:54,930 I'm going home. 137 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:06,990 We'll expose E7 and his child butthole fetish. 138 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:10,780 Wow. 139 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,240 I ended up at F again. 140 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,160 When are you going to SF with E7? 141 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,200 Yes. 142 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:47,900 Saturday. 143 00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:51,700 I hope I find out in the Tenderloin. 144 00:15:41,060 --> 00:16:39,710 I'm going to put all this shit in the bike, but not forget it this time. 145 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,970 How many people have a Costco membership? 146 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,550 I don't know, that's like some shit you ask chat GPT. 147 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:45,230 What percentage? 148 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,970 66.7 is my guess. 149 00:16:50,940 --> 00:17:00,290 We do really need like a built-in chat GPT in the website where like the streamer can just say like, 150 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:06,470 yo, what's up chat GPT, wake word, ask a question like that. 151 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:23,790 True. 152 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,890 Oh, my phone's going to die. 153 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,880 I didn't even bring a battery. 154 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,300 Okay, though. 155 00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:52,400 Bad decisions. 156 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,500 That's a bad idea. 157 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,160 I'm going to have to say no on that last part. 158 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,220 God, the siren's going to go off. 159 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:10,010 Gemini says 37%, but broader servers suggest 58%. 160 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:13,900 Compromise and make less auditions. 161 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,620 So what makes Gemini say... 162 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,020 Speed spots and fireballs. 163 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,490 What makes Gemini just make that number up then? 164 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:27,260 That actually does sound more accurate. 165 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:32,800 I feel like less than half is probably more realistic, but I don't know. 166 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:40,410 Every time I go to the Costco, the parking lot is bussing. 167 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,180 so I don't know. Maybe that's real. 168 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:54,620 I think it's 29%. 169 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,120 - 29% seems low. 170 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:20,820 I feel like Gemini is more realistic. 171 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:27,520 Oh, my phone's gonna die. 172 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,360 Okay, bye. 173 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,160 I'm just gonna go offline before my phone dies. 174 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,880 - Intelligence, which is much more super intelligent 175 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,200 than fake artificial intelligence. 176 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,930 - It's not called artificial intelligence anymore. 177 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:42,870 - It's 29%. 178 00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:46,670 - It's actually, it's legally called super intelligence 179 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,750 or not legally, but at least that's what Trump said. 180 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,910 - I don't care what you say. 181 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,670 - Trump said this two weeks ago. 182 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,030 So you better-- - It's artificial. 183 00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:53,970 - No, it's Trump.