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  "recording_id": 5742,
  "title": "Walmart WiFi",
  "url": "https://openvibe.video/v/5742",
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    {
      "start": 3.07,
      "end": 23.93,
      "text": "What about cat poo? If Patrick is here, he would be typing cat poo."
    },
    {
      "start": 23.93,
      "end": 37.04,
      "text": "Cat poo and dog porn."
    },
    {
      "start": 37.04,
      "end": 38.12,
      "text": "So jam."
    },
    {
      "start": 38.12,
      "end": 46.86,
      "text": "Hey, it's Kirby. Go ahead on Walmart and Sam's Club Radio and you want you to join us for the national perspective of no people."
    },
    {
      "start": 48.96,
      "end": 67.78,
      "text": "Nah, should I get a cart?"
    },
    {
      "start": 67.78,
      "end": 93.17,
      "text": "It's a separate."
    },
    {
      "start": 93.17,
      "end": 109.32,
      "text": "That's true. He does have a great penis. That is confirmed information."
    },
    {
      "start": 109.32,
      "end": 123.08,
      "text": "I am all-"
    },
    {
      "start": 123.08,
      "end": 124.56,
      "text": "No, we're back."
    },
    {
      "start": 124.56,
      "end": 128.41,
      "text": "We're getting cat pood again because I forgot it and someone stole it."
    },
    {
      "start": 128.41,
      "end": 132.48,
      "text": "Probably the homeless dude with his dog that was sitting next to the bike rack when I left."
    },
    {
      "start": 132.48,
      "end": 134.85,
      "text": "Hiltus."
    },
    {
      "start": 134.85,
      "end": 139.04,
      "text": "I'm not blaming him though. Just blaming him."
    },
    {
      "start": 139.04,
      "end": 162.46,
      "text": "Did I make the same exact decision that I just made five minutes ago?"
    },
    {
      "start": 162.46,
      "end": 180.75,
      "text": "Take a ride on the shit bus."
    },
    {
      "start": 180.75,
      "end": 226.76,
      "text": "Cats cuz I'm a cat boy."
    },
    {
      "start": 226.76,
      "end": 229.18,
      "text": "Kibbidididid I better pop pop."
    },
    {
      "start": 229.18,
      "end": 230.91,
      "text": "Skibbidi bbidid pop pop."
    },
    {
      "start": 230.91,
      "end": 232.8,
      "text": "Talking about skibbidi."
    },
    {
      "start": 232.8,
      "end": 233.99,
      "text": "Here we are."
    },
    {
      "start": 233.99,
      "end": 236.67,
      "text": "The toilet aisle."
    },
    {
      "start": 236.67,
      "end": 242.49,
      "text": "A cat man."
    },
    {
      "start": 242.49,
      "end": 244.19,
      "text": "Now here's what they don't tell ya."
    },
    {
      "start": 244.19,
      "end": 246.41,
      "text": "See-"
    },
    {
      "start": 246.41,
      "end": 247.56,
      "text": "Shit paper."
    },
    {
      "start": 247.56,
      "end": 249.13,
      "text": "They have the soft and strong-"
    },
    {
      "start": 249.13,
      "end": 250.72,
      "text": "Skibbididididid pop pop."
    },
    {
      "start": 250.72,
      "end": 252.99,
      "text": "That ain't the soft shit."
    },
    {
      "start": 252.99,
      "end": 262.65,
      "text": "I want to get the ultra strong because that's the softer shit."
    },
    {
      "start": 262.65,
      "end": 265,
      "text": "Guaranteed."
    },
    {
      "start": 266.18,
      "end": 267.94,
      "text": "Once you touch it, you'll know."
    },
    {
      "start": 267.94,
      "end": 271.05,
      "text": "And the 200, get the p-day."
    },
    {
      "start": 271.05,
      "end": 275.48,
      "text": "That's a- yeah, that's a really good alternative, honestly."
    },
    {
      "start": 275.48,
      "end": 279.87,
      "text": "That's the smart- that's the 500 IQ move, but you know."
    },
    {
      "start": 279.87,
      "end": 284.08,
      "text": "Sometimes, most of the time, Americans are too dumb for that."
    },
    {
      "start": 284.08,
      "end": 285.34,
      "text": "Including right now."
    },
    {
      "start": 285.34,
      "end": 299.89,
      "text": "That's all I really needed was cat food and tissue."
    },
    {
      "start": 300,
      "end": 316.11,
      "text": "Let's celebrate the Pottery Kittles, Arizona."
    },
    {
      "start": 316.11,
      "end": 327.73,
      "text": "The wine, right next to the baby strollers, baby strollers on a thing, and baby stuff."
    },
    {
      "start": 327.73,
      "end": 358.65,
      "text": "Keep a favor, check what is the toilet training, the baby aisle, confirm it's E7, to training."
    },
    {
      "start": 358.65,
      "end": 361.43,
      "text": "E7."
    },
    {
      "start": 361.43,
      "end": 362.43,
      "text": "Firstly please check."
    },
    {
      "start": 362.43,
      "end": 363.43,
      "text": "Oh I don't know, was it?"
    },
    {
      "start": 363.43,
      "end": 365.48,
      "text": "Let's go."
    },
    {
      "start": 365.48,
      "end": 366.53,
      "text": "7."
    },
    {
      "start": 366.53,
      "end": 368.53,
      "text": "E7?"
    },
    {
      "start": 368.53,
      "end": 371.16,
      "text": "I don't know, I do that too far away."
    },
    {
      "start": 371.16,
      "end": 372.16,
      "text": "Let's go to the baby section."
    },
    {
      "start": 372.16,
      "end": 374.16,
      "text": "The baby plus wine section?"
    },
    {
      "start": 374.16,
      "end": 375.1,
      "text": "E7."
    },
    {
      "start": 375.1,
      "end": 376.96,
      "text": "We're just there."
    },
    {
      "start": 376.96,
      "end": 378.85,
      "text": "E7."
    },
    {
      "start": 378.85,
      "end": 379.87,
      "text": "Dude that's how far now."
    },
    {
      "start": 379.87,
      "end": 382,
      "text": "It's a whole ten feet away."
    },
    {
      "start": 382,
      "end": 384.69,
      "text": "Go check."
    },
    {
      "start": 384.69,
      "end": 389.05,
      "text": "This is important."
    },
    {
      "start": 389.05,
      "end": 392.61,
      "text": "How important."
    },
    {
      "start": 392.61,
      "end": 412.91,
      "text": "Telling you E7 named himself after children spotted training because he likes butt holes."
    },
    {
      "start": 412.91,
      "end": 413.97,
      "text": "Alright I'll check, hold on."
    },
    {
      "start": 413.97,
      "end": 424.19,
      "text": "Uber driver's a faggot."
    },
    {
      "start": 424.19,
      "end": 425.6,
      "text": "Thank you, driver."
    },
    {
      "start": 425.6,
      "end": 440.38,
      "text": "What Uber driver?"
    },
    {
      "start": 440.38,
      "end": 447.08,
      "text": "I mean at your house?"
    },
    {
      "start": 447.08,
      "end": 450.08,
      "text": "If we confirm this there is no going back for E7."
    },
    {
      "start": 450.08,
      "end": 451.62,
      "text": "Hold on."
    },
    {
      "start": 451.62,
      "end": 452.99,
      "text": "E7 will be done."
    },
    {
      "start": 452.99,
      "end": 461.62,
      "text": "First I gotta figure out what type of chip I'm vibing with."
    },
    {
      "start": 461.62,
      "end": 474.86,
      "text": "Get the Walmart brand sea salt and vinegar."
    },
    {
      "start": 474.86,
      "end": 484.53,
      "text": "Like a..."
    },
    {
      "start": 484.53,
      "end": 486.58,
      "text": "Mavis."
    },
    {
      "start": 486.58,
      "end": 487.58,
      "text": "Or Ruffles queso with riches."
    },
    {
      "start": 487.58,
      "end": 488.99,
      "text": "That actually sounds good."
    },
    {
      "start": 488.99,
      "end": 491.92,
      "text": "Cape tot chip."
    },
    {
      "start": 491.92,
      "end": 498.49,
      "text": "Sicken one."
    },
    {
      "start": 498.49,
      "end": 555.35,
      "text": "Tether it's boiled queso."
    },
    {
      "start": 555.35,
      "end": 556.35,
      "text": "Just do like the typical ranch."
    },
    {
      "start": 556.35,
      "end": 558.44,
      "text": "Whatever it is."
    },
    {
      "start": 558.44,
      "end": 563.88,
      "text": "Dip them in semen."
    },
    {
      "start": 563.88,
      "end": 566.17,
      "text": "French onion."
    },
    {
      "start": 566.17,
      "end": 567.7,
      "text": "Pizza."
    },
    {
      "start": 567.7,
      "end": 580.4,
      "text": "Fresh homemade semen."
    },
    {
      "start": 580.4,
      "end": 591.16,
      "text": "Spinach."
    },
    {
      "start": 591.16,
      "end": 594.44,
      "text": "Wait wait, the AI automatically generated a highlight?"
    },
    {
      "start": 594.44,
      "end": 597.1,
      "text": "Okay."
    },
    {
      "start": 597.1,
      "end": 597.63,
      "text": "I didn't even know that was possible."
    },
    {
      "start": 600.03,
      "end": 602.97,
      "text": "I didn't know that was possible. I just didn't know what happened while you were on stream."
    },
    {
      "start": 603.51,
      "end": 605.99,
      "text": "Now off to the audit training aisle to check the aisle number."
    },
    {
      "start": 605.99,
      "end": 607.17,
      "text": "Oh, right, right, right. Sorry, yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 607.89,
      "end": 609.4,
      "text": "Now I gotta turn around."
    },
    {
      "start": 614.73,
      "end": 620.63,
      "text": "Let's see what aisle E7 is."
    },
    {
      "start": 622.2,
      "end": 629.96,
      "text": "Seven. Have to show on camera."
    },
    {
      "start": 631.01,
      "end": 633.95,
      "text": "I don't even see what... well, uh..."
    },
    {
      "start": 633.95,
      "end": 636.16,
      "text": "I'll show it once I find it."
    },
    {
      "start": 636.74,
      "end": 638.05,
      "text": "Seven smoked left."
    },
    {
      "start": 639.36,
      "end": 643.11,
      "text": "We're in J right now. We're in J20."
    },
    {
      "start": 643.87,
      "end": 646.58,
      "text": "I don't even know what E7 is."
    },
    {
      "start": 647.52,
      "end": 649.96,
      "text": "Just go to the baby section."
    },
    {
      "start": 650.36,
      "end": 652.36,
      "text": "No, we were just at it. We were just at it."
    },
    {
      "start": 652.36,
      "end": 653.38,
      "text": "Look, we can go back."
    },
    {
      "start": 654.67,
      "end": 659.77,
      "text": "Not to alarm you, bro, but Rick keeps popping up at the end of every aisle watching you."
    },
    {
      "start": 660.42,
      "end": 661.98,
      "text": "That's very alarming, dude."
    },
    {
      "start": 662.82,
      "end": 665.08,
      "text": "So..."
    },
    {
      "start": 665.08,
      "end": 666.88,
      "text": "The baby section is not E."
    },
    {
      "start": 667.61,
      "end": 670.21,
      "text": "Yeah, I don't think the baby section is E."
    },
    {
      "start": 670.89,
      "end": 673.21,
      "text": "Well, actually, maybe it is."
    },
    {
      "start": 673.55,
      "end": 674.92,
      "text": "Because now we're in F."
    },
    {
      "start": 677.56,
      "end": 681.01,
      "text": "So actually, I think you're right."
    },
    {
      "start": 685.77,
      "end": 689.72,
      "text": "It's usually in the middle with the clothing."
    },
    {
      "start": 690.2,
      "end": 693.34,
      "text": "Well, they're, like, remodeling this, so everything's all fucked up right now."
    },
    {
      "start": 694.09,
      "end": 699.24,
      "text": "Like, the wine is next to the babies, which isn't typical, I feel."
    },
    {
      "start": 699.24,
      "end": 702.4,
      "text": "I can't even find E."
    },
    {
      "start": 703.53,
      "end": 705.6,
      "text": "I think he might be right."
    },
    {
      "start": 706.55,
      "end": 709.93,
      "text": "Because we went from..."
    },
    {
      "start": 709.93,
      "end": 711.23,
      "text": "Like, we're just at F."
    },
    {
      "start": 716.94,
      "end": 721.9,
      "text": "They are remodeling and this will not be a reliable test store for this hypothesis."
    },
    {
      "start": 722.16,
      "end": 722.98,
      "text": "That's true, yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 723.88,
      "end": 727.74,
      "text": "Also, to confirm..."
    },
    {
      "start": 727.74,
      "end": 731.07,
      "text": "I don't even know if there is aisle E."
    },
    {
      "start": 731.39,
      "end": 732.71,
      "text": "We went from C to F."
    },
    {
      "start": 734.49,
      "end": 738.63,
      "text": "But there's that as well, like where you just said."
    },
    {
      "start": 739.8,
      "end": 741.19,
      "text": "No, it's in C."
    },
    {
      "start": 741.95,
      "end": 743.11,
      "text": "At least it is right now."
    },
    {
      "start": 744.83,
      "end": 747.63,
      "text": "Everything's kind of fucked up, though."
    },
    {
      "start": 748.63,
      "end": 748.91,
      "text": "Weird."
    },
    {
      "start": 748.91,
      "end": 750.13,
      "text": "The baby aisle is C."
    },
    {
      "start": 750.67,
      "end": 752.22,
      "text": "Yeah, the baby aisle is C."
    },
    {
      "start": 753.07,
      "end": 754.13,
      "text": "The baby food."
    },
    {
      "start": 754.13,
      "end": 754.31,
      "text": "Damn it."
    },
    {
      "start": 754.31,
      "end": 756.48,
      "text": "The baby food was C."
    },
    {
      "start": 757.11,
      "end": 758.4,
      "text": "While you're in America."
    },
    {
      "start": 760.19,
      "end": 762.63,
      "text": "No, I'm actually in Afghanistan."
    },
    {
      "start": 762.63,
      "end": 765,
      "text": "There's an Afghanistan Walmart."
    },
    {
      "start": 767.47,
      "end": 768.25,
      "text": "I'm E7."
    },
    {
      "start": 769.84,
      "end": 771.26,
      "text": "I still don't..."
    },
    {
      "start": 771.26,
      "end": 773.59,
      "text": "I'm too lazy."
    },
    {
      "start": 774.13,
      "end": 774.93,
      "text": "I'm going home."
    },
    {
      "start": 782.82,
      "end": 786.99,
      "text": "We'll expose E7 and his child butthole fetish."
    },
    {
      "start": 790.28,
      "end": 790.48,
      "text": "Wow."
    },
    {
      "start": 791.36,
      "end": 793.24,
      "text": "I ended up at F again."
    },
    {
      "start": 793.92,
      "end": 796.16,
      "text": "When are you going to SF with E7?"
    },
    {
      "start": 796.7,
      "end": 797.05,
      "text": "Yes."
    },
    {
      "start": 821.46,
      "end": 827.9,
      "text": "Saturday."
    },
    {
      "start": 828.19,
      "end": 831.7,
      "text": "I hope I find out in the Tenderloin."
    },
    {
      "start": 941.06,
      "end": 999.71,
      "text": "I'm going to put all this shit in the bike, but not forget it this time."
    },
    {
      "start": 999.71,
      "end": 1001.97,
      "text": "How many people have a Costco membership?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1002.67,
      "end": 1004.55,
      "text": "I don't know, that's like some shit you ask chat GPT."
    },
    {
      "start": 1004.55,
      "end": 1005.23,
      "text": "What percentage?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1005.72,
      "end": 1008.97,
      "text": "66.7 is my guess."
    },
    {
      "start": 1010.94,
      "end": 1020.29,
      "text": "We do really need like a built-in chat GPT in the website where like the streamer can just say like,"
    },
    {
      "start": 1020.35,
      "end": 1026.47,
      "text": "yo, what's up chat GPT, wake word, ask a question like that."
    },
    {
      "start": 1033.39,
      "end": 1043.79,
      "text": "True."
    },
    {
      "start": 1045.45,
      "end": 1046.89,
      "text": "Oh, my phone's going to die."
    },
    {
      "start": 1049.33,
      "end": 1051.88,
      "text": "I didn't even bring a battery."
    },
    {
      "start": 1052.24,
      "end": 1054.3,
      "text": "Okay, though."
    },
    {
      "start": 1066.53,
      "end": 1072.4,
      "text": "Bad decisions."
    },
    {
      "start": 1074.03,
      "end": 1075.5,
      "text": "That's a bad idea."
    },
    {
      "start": 1075.5,
      "end": 1078.16,
      "text": "I'm going to have to say no on that last part."
    },
    {
      "start": 1080.5,
      "end": 1084.22,
      "text": "God, the siren's going to go off."
    },
    {
      "start": 1084.93,
      "end": 1090.01,
      "text": "Gemini says 37%, but broader servers suggest 58%."
    },
    {
      "start": 1090.01,
      "end": 1093.9,
      "text": "Compromise and make less auditions."
    },
    {
      "start": 1094.7,
      "end": 1096.62,
      "text": "So what makes Gemini say..."
    },
    {
      "start": 1096.62,
      "end": 1098.02,
      "text": "Speed spots and fireballs."
    },
    {
      "start": 1098.35,
      "end": 1100.49,
      "text": "What makes Gemini just make that number up then?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1103.42,
      "end": 1107.26,
      "text": "That actually does sound more accurate."
    },
    {
      "start": 1107.44,
      "end": 1112.8,
      "text": "I feel like less than half is probably more realistic, but I don't know."
    },
    {
      "start": 1112.92,
      "end": 1120.41,
      "text": "Every time I go to the Costco, the parking lot is bussing."
    },
    {
      "start": 1120.63,
      "end": 1123.18,
      "text": "so I don't know. Maybe that's real."
    },
    {
      "start": 1128.92,
      "end": 1134.62,
      "text": "I think it's 29%."
    },
    {
      "start": 1202.91,
      "end": 1206.12,
      "text": "- 29% seems low."
    },
    {
      "start": 1206.12,
      "end": 1220.82,
      "text": "I feel like Gemini is more realistic."
    },
    {
      "start": 1220.82,
      "end": 1227.52,
      "text": "Oh, my phone's gonna die."
    },
    {
      "start": 1227.52,
      "end": 1228.36,
      "text": "Okay, bye."
    },
    {
      "start": 1228.36,
      "end": 1232.16,
      "text": "I'm just gonna go offline before my phone dies."
    },
    {
      "start": 1232.16,
      "end": 1234.88,
      "text": "- Intelligence, which is much more super intelligent"
    },
    {
      "start": 1234.88,
      "end": 1237.2,
      "text": "than fake artificial intelligence."
    },
    {
      "start": 1237.2,
      "end": 1241.93,
      "text": "- It's not called artificial intelligence anymore."
    },
    {
      "start": 1241.93,
      "end": 1242.87,
      "text": "- It's 29%."
    },
    {
      "start": 1242.87,
      "end": 1246.67,
      "text": "- It's actually, it's legally called super intelligence"
    },
    {
      "start": 1246.67,
      "end": 1248.75,
      "text": "or not legally, but at least that's what Trump said."
    },
    {
      "start": 1248.75,
      "end": 1249.91,
      "text": "- I don't care what you say."
    },
    {
      "start": 1249.91,
      "end": 1251.67,
      "text": "- Trump said this two weeks ago."
    },
    {
      "start": 1251.67,
      "end": 1253.03,
      "text": "So you better-- - It's artificial."
    },
    {
      "start": 1253.03,
      "end": 1253.97,
      "text": "- No, it's Trump."
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