WEBVTT 00:02:20.710 --> 00:02:31.030 Curlberries. 00:02:31.030 --> 00:02:34.390 Limited edition. 00:02:34.390 --> 00:02:35.390 This is free. 00:02:35.390 --> 00:02:47.740 I feel like I'm back in school opening milk like this. 00:05:25.440 --> 00:05:26.140 Ah, nothing. 00:05:26.400 --> 00:05:27.100 It's stupid. 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:27.740 You wouldn't realize it. 00:05:27.740 --> 00:05:28.520 Ah, you're good, man. 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:28.820 Go ahead. 00:05:28.860 --> 00:05:34.140 Well, it's just that blue-eyed people get all the good compliments, and I have brown eyes. 00:05:34.220 --> 00:05:36.260 I don't really get any eyes or, like, dirt. 00:05:36.380 --> 00:05:36.600 Dirt? 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:37.090 Hold on. 00:05:37.310 --> 00:05:41.700 I mean that as a compliment, because there's the source of food and life in every single continent. 00:05:41.840 --> 00:05:43.280 They sparkle like copas. 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:44.620 The stars could never parallel. 00:05:44.840 --> 00:05:47.940 They look so sweet, like coffee filled with caravans. 00:05:47.940 --> 00:05:48.580 It is sweet. 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:51.360 And like the autumn leaves, they follow all the trees. 00:05:51.540 --> 00:05:54.340 The colors in your eyes are as loved as they ought to be. 00:05:54.540 --> 00:05:57.280 The warmth inside of that matches the heart inside of me. 00:05:57.520 --> 00:05:58.760 It's like it's meant to be. 00:05:59.180 --> 00:06:00.160 Ah, see? 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:02.300 Brown eyes can be beautiful, too. 00:06:02.540 --> 00:06:05.260 It's all about loving truly what was given to you. 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:10.880 But I'm sure you want to know if I can do it if I'm able, or what would I say if they were hazel? 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.230 Your eyes have a little bit of everything. 00:06:13.810 --> 00:06:14.650 Yeah, obviously. 00:06:14.650 --> 00:06:17.350 And I'd rather have a jack of all than a master of one. 00:06:17.470 --> 00:06:18.970 Your eyes hold true surprise. 00:06:19.090 --> 00:06:20.410 A single color is no fun. 00:06:20.510 --> 00:06:23.410 They are second to none, and they dance in the sun. 00:06:23.550 --> 00:06:30.850 And the one thing I remember about eyes like yours is I can go sifting through them every time I'm bored to find nuggets of gold. 00:06:30.950 --> 00:06:35.350 Like in the California vivants, if you ever need a gift of hazel, eyes don't deliver. 00:06:35.950 --> 00:06:36.230 Whoa! 00:06:36.650 --> 00:06:37.050 Shivers! 00:06:37.290 --> 00:06:38.530 Those eyes are winners, too. 00:06:38.810 --> 00:06:41.630 It's almost like your eyes are something unique just to you. 00:06:41.890 --> 00:06:44.730 But I know your mind is wandering as you become serene. 00:06:44.930 --> 00:06:46.810 But what would I say if they were green? 00:06:46.990 --> 00:06:48.990 Your eyes shine like animals in the light. 00:06:49.070 --> 00:06:49.230 Yeah? 00:06:49.290 --> 00:06:50.470 They resemble lovely sight. 00:06:50.650 --> 00:06:50.830 Love. 00:06:50.990 --> 00:06:53.430 Fireflies blowing bright and warming up the night. 00:06:53.530 --> 00:06:53.770 Come on. 00:06:53.810 --> 00:06:56.690 An attempt to match the vibrations of fail on every try. 00:06:56.790 --> 00:06:59.630 With eyes like fully profile, that luck is by your side. 00:06:59.690 --> 00:07:05.450 Because the odds of having eyes with Mother Nature's favorite color is a feat that's so rare, you'd be shocked to find another. 00:07:05.450 --> 00:07:11.570 So whenever you think green is super dinky or it sucks, just remember that in nature, it's a healthy sign of love. 00:07:11.950 --> 00:07:12.230 See? 00:07:12.670 --> 00:07:13.100 Duh. 00:07:13.350 --> 00:07:14.690 Every eye has magic. 00:07:14.930 --> 00:07:17.670 Hidden in the iris that's woven tight like fabric. 00:07:17.890 --> 00:07:19.370 Of course you're not cheesy yet. 00:07:19.450 --> 00:07:20.690 You must know what I do. 00:07:20.870 --> 00:07:22.830 What would I say if they were blue? 00:07:23.030 --> 00:07:24.310 Your eyes are like diamonds. 00:07:24.510 --> 00:07:25.030 That's cheesy. 00:07:25.290 --> 00:07:25.690 You're right. 00:07:25.950 --> 00:07:26.450 That's easy. 00:07:26.690 --> 00:07:29.490 And compare it to the sky or ocean waves and feel like cheating. 00:07:29.670 --> 00:07:31.230 Because your eyes are so much more than that. 00:07:31.290 --> 00:07:32.470 There must be deeper meaning. 00:07:32.590 --> 00:07:35.510 Because your gaze feels like a home I could stay without ever leaving. 00:07:35.630 --> 00:07:42.940 They are the soul. 00:07:42.940 --> 00:07:44.510 Your soul is something special. 00:07:44.630 --> 00:07:44.750 See? 00:07:44.750 --> 00:07:47.550 Your eyes are just a glimpse of the beauty inside your castle. 00:07:47.970 --> 00:07:48.230 Wow. 00:07:49.320 --> 00:07:53.420 And from within. 00:07:53.580 --> 00:07:56.450 And you don't even would react. 00:07:56.630 --> 00:07:58.890 If your eyes are so dark, they looked black. 00:07:59.070 --> 00:08:01.050 Your eyes are like the boldest of obsidian. 00:08:01.290 --> 00:08:02.050 Like the rock. 00:08:02.370 --> 00:08:05.710 Like the crescent volcano that blow you to oblivion. 00:08:05.870 --> 00:08:17.470 The inability that the space looks empty too until you get a better view. 00:08:17.820 --> 00:08:23.470 The night is as part of you people too. 00:08:23.890 --> 00:08:24.250 Phew. 00:08:24.470 --> 00:08:25.350 I won't lie. 00:08:25.570 --> 00:08:26.720 What a crazy journey. 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:28.040 Finished yet. 00:08:28.100 --> 00:08:29.640 There's still a color that's yearning. 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:31.020 So join me in this moment. 00:08:31.140 --> 00:08:32.460 There's no need for more delay. 00:08:32.840 --> 00:08:34.920 What would I say if they were gray? 00:08:35.060 --> 00:08:40.290 Your eyes are my days. 00:08:40.370 --> 00:08:41.440 The tide will air with you. 00:08:41.980 --> 00:09:05.560 Light being the way for you make up the eye that's shining in the sun. 00:09:05.560 --> 00:09:08.400 Even after this, I'm sure I probably missed a few. 00:09:08.700 --> 00:09:12.260 I hope by now we've learned that the beauty's inside of you. 00:10:00.030 --> 00:10:00.350 Yeah. 00:17:03.010 --> 00:17:09.310 It's time to stop digging into the green. 00:22:51.170 --> 00:24:54.750 Is it good? 00:25:32.230 --> 00:25:35.850 Then due to some kind of crazy incident, you got kicked off in that force. 00:25:36.360 --> 00:25:40.170 As you start playing music, before you do it, you want America's Got Talent. 00:25:41.050 --> 00:25:42.470 You're crackling bacon! 00:25:42.830 --> 00:25:44.790 What a long, strange trip it's been. 00:25:45.090 --> 00:25:46.090 Love you guys! 00:25:46.600 --> 00:25:49.580 Oh, I gotta tell Rick Parker, he's not gonna repeat this. 00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:52.020 Dude, you gotta get over here right now, I'm grabbing. 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:53.360 He's going to shoot his pants. 00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:54.160 You know what I'm being hilarious? 00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:56.900 When he comes on the bus, you can pick him in the nuts as hard as you can. 00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:58.660 Dude, just drool the guy! 00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:00.420 What the hell is going on in here? 00:26:01.120 --> 00:26:07.810 Oh my God! 00:26:08.820 --> 00:26:10.050 Crackling bacon! 00:26:10.550 --> 00:26:10.790 Yeah? 00:26:10.930 --> 00:26:13.080 You got my favorite band, like what? 00:26:13.360 --> 00:26:16.000 You know who the Crackling bacon was until I played them for you? 00:26:16.140 --> 00:26:16.820 Yeah, I did! 00:26:17.140 --> 00:26:18.220 Oh man, what's your favorite song? 00:26:18.650 --> 00:26:19.230 Pork? 00:26:19.610 --> 00:26:20.650 Oh yeah, how does it go then? 00:26:20.950 --> 00:26:21.450 Uh-huh. 00:26:21.750 --> 00:26:23.950 I'm gonna eat you like a pulled pork sandwich! 00:26:24.450 --> 00:26:26.410 Can you eat and drop your bread like a hot steak? 00:26:26.550 --> 00:26:33.350 Hey, how would you like to join Crackling bacon? 00:26:33.620 --> 00:26:35.490 You're looking for a new lead singer for the more beef! 00:26:36.140 --> 00:26:36.660 You got me? 00:26:36.800 --> 00:26:37.960 I can do it better than him. 00:26:38.080 --> 00:26:40.880 I'm gonna eat you like a pulled pork sandwich! 00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:43.620 Kung fu you like a Jackie sandwich! 00:26:43.620 --> 00:26:46.080 Come on! 00:26:46.080 --> 00:26:50.370 You guys clearly have the set, but do you have the moves? 00:26:51.010 --> 00:26:51.290 Hit it! 00:26:52.810 --> 00:26:54.030 Bumps! 00:26:56.220 --> 00:26:58.810 Kick your tail for life! 00:27:14.510 --> 00:27:25.240 Well, there's one more test you gotta pass before we let you join Crackling bacon. 00:27:25.650 --> 00:27:28.730 We wanna know if you can keep up with a juice and loose set. 00:27:29.990 --> 00:27:33.140 She's in the back, okay? 00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:35.090 But I warn you, quite a handful. 00:27:35.090 --> 00:27:46.720 *Sexy music plays* 00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:49.470 Oh, that's not this. This is a matter of fact. 00:27:49.470 --> 00:27:50.470 A whole man. 00:27:50.470 --> 00:27:51.870 *Sexy music plays* 00:27:51.870 --> 00:27:56.370 Fellas, I never saw this door. It's an everlasting fame. It's a door. 00:27:56.370 --> 00:27:59.990 You get the jackie. I'll get an ID. 00:27:59.990 --> 00:28:02.110 *Sexy music plays* 00:28:03.580 --> 00:29:33.660 Almost got it. 00:29:33.660 --> 00:29:36.380 Those stupid cots. 00:30:00.350 --> 00:30:08.870 Yeah, they're cool as hell. 00:30:08.870 --> 00:30:11.270 I mean, look at 'em. Still cool? 00:30:11.270 --> 00:30:12.270 Mm-hmm. 00:30:12.270 --> 00:30:14.540 Probably had that body, though. 00:30:14.540 --> 00:30:15.860 Yeah, yeah. 00:30:15.860 --> 00:31:00.090 What do you like, Farrah? 00:31:00.090 --> 00:31:01.570 We work up there. 00:31:01.570 --> 00:31:02.570 Alright, we'll pull out your cuffs. 00:31:02.570 --> 00:31:03.870 Let's go. 00:31:03.870 --> 00:31:05.140 What? 00:31:05.140 --> 00:31:06.230 Let's go! 00:31:06.230 --> 00:31:07.230 Stand in here with my cock in my hand. 00:31:07.230 --> 00:31:09.230 Grab your cock and put it in the holes! 00:31:09.230 --> 00:31:10.230 Come on, let me see that big cock! 00:31:10.230 --> 00:31:13.090 It's funny, Farrah. 00:31:13.090 --> 00:31:16.090 You've made that joke 400 times, and it still sucks. 00:31:16.090 --> 00:31:17.090 Fuck you, Matty. 00:31:17.090 --> 00:31:19.040 You don't talk to your same supervisor like that. 00:31:19.040 --> 00:31:21.340 That's one to bear with an impermanent. 00:31:21.340 --> 00:31:23.380 I'm not my permanent construction tracker. 00:31:23.380 --> 00:31:24.380 That's right. You want another one? 00:31:24.380 --> 00:31:25.380 Keep it up. 00:31:25.380 --> 00:31:26.380 Yeah, give me another one. 00:31:26.380 --> 00:31:27.380 Get your dick, us too. 00:31:27.380 --> 00:31:28.380 You want to go for three? 00:31:28.380 --> 00:31:29.380 Okay. 00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:30.380 Bingo! You got it! 00:31:30.380 --> 00:31:31.380 You want another one? 00:31:31.380 --> 00:31:32.380 Wee-pee-pee-pee! 00:31:32.380 --> 00:31:33.380 You got it! 00:31:33.380 --> 00:31:34.380 You want another one? 00:31:34.380 --> 00:31:35.380 I'll take a one! 00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:36.380 That's seven! You want another one? 00:31:36.380 --> 00:31:38.630 Give me ten! 00:31:38.630 --> 00:31:39.820 Bingo! Back! 00:31:39.820 --> 00:31:41.900 That's cool. 00:31:41.900 --> 00:31:42.880 Oh, man. 00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:51.770 This is the craziest dream. 00:31:51.770 --> 00:31:52.860 Where were the cops this time? 00:31:52.860 --> 00:31:53.860 Stifler and Dave Ways Junior. 00:31:53.860 --> 00:31:55.170 They're almost kissing. 00:31:55.170 --> 00:31:56.170 Yeah. 00:31:56.170 --> 00:31:57.170 Uh-huh. 00:31:57.170 --> 00:31:58.170 I almost got two. 00:31:58.170 --> 00:32:02.370 Morning, Zach. 00:32:02.370 --> 00:32:04.830 I'm glad. 00:32:04.830 --> 00:32:05.990 Hey. 00:32:05.990 --> 00:32:07.080 Is Bobby nearby? 00:32:07.080 --> 00:32:08.080 Oh yeah, spinning distance. 00:32:08.080 --> 00:32:09.080 Do me a favor. 00:32:09.080 --> 00:32:10.430 Back please, mouse. 00:32:10.430 --> 00:32:11.430 Okay. 00:32:11.430 --> 00:32:12.430 We'll do. 00:32:12.430 --> 00:32:15.430 So, change of location for this weekend's fishing trip. 00:32:15.430 --> 00:32:16.430 Just over the Canadian border. 00:32:16.430 --> 00:32:17.430 Oh sweet! 00:32:17.430 --> 00:32:18.430 I love Canada! 00:32:18.430 --> 00:32:19.430 Good one. 00:32:19.430 --> 00:32:21.000 I'll mail you the address. 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:23.000 Well, I'm gonna stamp this text me. 00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:24.000 Text? 00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:26.220 What do you mean like, uh, mail text? 00:32:26.220 --> 00:32:27.310 Yeah. 00:32:27.310 --> 00:32:29.980 I do believe I have that facility on this one. 00:32:29.980 --> 00:32:30.980 Okay. 00:32:30.980 --> 00:32:32.040 Will do. 00:32:32.040 --> 00:32:33.040 That's it. 00:32:33.040 --> 00:32:34.040 I'll mail you the text this weekend. 00:32:34.040 --> 00:32:35.040 Personal calls back. 00:32:35.040 --> 00:32:36.040 What the fuck? 00:32:36.040 --> 00:32:37.040 Woo! 00:32:37.040 --> 00:32:38.030 God damn it. 00:32:38.030 --> 00:32:39.030 Farmer. 00:32:39.030 --> 00:32:40.030 I don't get no personal calls. 00:32:40.030 --> 00:32:41.030 There's a sales call. 00:32:41.030 --> 00:32:42.030 Oh yeah? 00:32:42.030 --> 00:32:43.030 What were they selling? 00:32:43.030 --> 00:32:44.020 Was it canned salmon? 00:32:44.020 --> 00:32:45.020 I love canned salmon. 00:32:45.020 --> 00:32:46.020 Better than too many, you know? 00:32:46.020 --> 00:32:47.020 It's a salty fish. 00:32:47.020 --> 00:32:48.020 I like a salty fish. 00:32:48.020 --> 00:32:49.020 Like a grouper. 00:32:49.020 --> 00:32:50.020 Or maybe a brancino. 00:32:50.020 --> 00:32:51.020 Something that really jerks off your blood pressure. 00:32:51.020 --> 00:32:52.240 You know what's salty? 00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:53.240 Turtle. 00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:54.240 Turtle before? 00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:55.240 Saltiest part? 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:56.400 Shell. 00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:57.400 Who would I have to say to get ahead of this conversation? 00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:00.400 You could say, uh, the guy on the phone was trying to sell me hard dicks. 00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:02.400 The guy on the phone was trying to sell me hard dicks. 00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:03.400 I bet you bought a baker's dust. 00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:04.400 Ha ha ha! 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:05.400 Let's lay some talk. 00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:06.400 I got a first talk, everybody! 00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:08.370 Fuck the cock here! 00:33:08.370 --> 00:33:09.370 Woo! 00:33:09.370 --> 00:33:10.370 Fuck the cock! 00:33:10.370 --> 00:33:13.410 Of course, huh? 00:33:13.410 --> 00:33:15.370 I said real men try to like. 00:33:15.370 --> 00:33:34.870 It was pretty cool. 00:33:34.870 --> 00:33:35.870 Like the brown paper towel gap. 00:33:35.870 --> 00:33:36.870 See? 00:33:36.870 --> 00:33:38.870 I was gonna say the Bombay paper towel gap. 00:33:38.870 --> 00:33:41.030 Hey, this job sucks. 00:33:41.030 --> 00:33:42.060 Hell seven. 00:33:42.060 --> 00:33:43.060 Splinters. 00:33:43.060 --> 00:33:45.210 Now it smells like Bombay. 00:33:45.210 --> 00:33:46.300 Put that shirt back on. 00:33:46.300 --> 00:33:47.300 Breathe it in, little fella. 00:33:47.300 --> 00:33:49.300 That's the smell of a mountain man. 00:33:49.300 --> 00:33:50.520 Riiiight. 00:33:50.520 --> 00:33:51.520 What time you get back to the hobo zoo? 00:33:51.520 --> 00:34:11.050 Riding them in a sidecar anyway. 00:34:11.050 --> 00:34:13.680 Not what you said last night. 00:34:13.680 --> 00:34:15.870 Yeah, but you're 14 of the Sugarfrag Motel. 00:34:15.870 --> 00:34:16.870 Officer keeps guiding you. 00:34:16.870 --> 00:34:17.870 I'll be right there. 00:34:17.870 --> 00:34:18.860 Copy. 00:34:18.860 --> 00:34:20.300 You should have said we get fired. 00:34:20.300 --> 00:34:21.290 We weren't fired. 00:34:21.290 --> 00:34:23.290 We were invited to resign. 00:34:23.290 --> 00:34:25.910 No, you were fired. 00:34:25.910 --> 00:34:27.200 Not right along, gone wrong. 00:34:27.200 --> 00:34:29.440 Then you were fired. 00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:30.870 Just have to agree to disagree. 00:34:30.870 --> 00:34:33.470 Well, you fellas have fun. 00:34:33.470 --> 00:34:36.530 Just give them back one piece, alright? 00:34:36.530 --> 00:34:37.810 Rod. 00:34:37.810 --> 00:34:39.070 It's gonna be hit next. 00:34:39.070 --> 00:34:40.320 Hello, okay. 00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:41.320 That's my girl. 00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:42.320 That's my boy. 00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:43.320 Okay, she's got it. 00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:48.070 The beauty is to walk us so much. 00:34:48.070 --> 00:34:49.070 That it's really fun. 00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:51.070 I mean, it's really mid-night food. 00:34:51.070 --> 00:34:53.070 It's just like the old days, huh? 00:34:53.070 --> 00:34:56.070 Driving around the countryside, listening to the phone and talk about it today. 00:34:56.070 --> 00:34:57.070 It's the old days. 00:34:57.070 --> 00:34:58.070 That's bullshit, man. 00:34:58.070 --> 00:34:59.070 That's probably the same. 00:34:59.070 --> 00:35:00.000 It's not our fault. 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:04.160 that's a new rival. Actors shouldn't even try to play comps. I mean, they never get it right. 00:35:05.340 --> 00:35:13.300 You know what? 00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:21.530 Good time, and you'll be up to your tits in the walleye. I caught one last week with seven kilograms. 00:35:22.010 --> 00:35:22.510 That big? 00:35:23.610 --> 00:35:35.790 It's meters from tip to tail. I'm coming like you there in the back. 00:35:36.730 --> 00:35:37.620 Silver? 00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:38.060 Huh? 00:35:38.380 --> 00:35:43.860 Don't tell me. I don't want you to embarrass me. But I wouldn't like two tickets to your gun show. 00:35:44.040 --> 00:35:44.280 Huh? 00:35:45.310 --> 00:35:48.880 You guys are good to go. Story will hold you up. Let him go! 00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:58.630 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:35:58.630 --> 00:36:03.250 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:36:23.160 --> 00:36:29.100 Cap sent me, although he did just learn how to text me. I will tell somebody to throw a tire on me. 00:36:29.210 --> 00:36:50.220 You never play throw the tire on the roof. No. The right place. 00:36:51.240 --> 00:36:54.420 You're a creepy remote shuttle, Cap. Can you make us put the lotion in the basket? 00:36:54.700 --> 00:37:00.580 No, I'm not a surprise. I didn't tell you up front because you tend to be a bunch of white-mouth bashers. 00:37:01.140 --> 00:37:05.290 Well, then. Why don't you let me reel in from his fish, John? 00:37:05.790 --> 00:37:08.530 Cover it, Jasmine. Hey, I didn't see the motorcade. 00:37:08.890 --> 00:37:10.330 We're keeping my fish private. 00:37:10.830 --> 00:37:14.230 I'm happy and dirty. Show some respect, Mac. 00:37:14.450 --> 00:37:16.670 I'm here on the fishing business. 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:20.620 We've got an intriguing situation going on in the stores. 00:37:21.370 --> 00:37:25.670 With all the heat on immigration these days, the U.S. has been going. 00:37:26.550 --> 00:37:33.720 It turns out that some of the original stone markers that delineated America and Canada are without the green. 00:37:34.090 --> 00:37:36.320 Here is where the border guards. 00:37:37.470 --> 00:37:40.470 Here is where we found the stores. 00:37:40.860 --> 00:37:47.040 So this town, St. George, Jumorah, and the area surrounding it are actually on American soil. 00:37:47.330 --> 00:37:48.130 No war. 00:37:48.350 --> 00:37:50.490 Ah, gee, that'd be a quick one, eh? 00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:52.250 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no. 00:37:53.220 --> 00:37:55.020 Negotiations, they've agreed to turn the land. 00:37:57.290 --> 00:38:02.210 So, it was up to me to find a temporary police force to help with the transit. 00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:08.960 A group of officers familiar with the border area, experienced in controlling a stretch of the highway. 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.620 Guys who may become a great police on the ground. 00:38:13.740 --> 00:38:16.060 So you fellas want to crack at your old jobs? 00:38:16.560 --> 00:38:23.880 Go as well. 00:38:24.150 --> 00:38:25.410 Might be able to make it. 00:38:25.790 --> 00:38:27.730 Trust us. It'll be allowed. 00:38:28.540 --> 00:38:29.400 Who are you? 00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:37.430 You'll be phasing out a Canadian mountain unit. 00:38:37.650 --> 00:38:39.310 We'd like you to meet a great friend tomorrow. 00:38:41.160 --> 00:38:42.580 Oh, yeah. 00:38:43.350 --> 00:38:47.060 Make sure you add your whole team back so I can track down your other things, too. 00:38:53.160 --> 00:38:54.060 Vaporize the video. 00:38:55.090 --> 00:38:56.450 No hunger's up here. 00:38:56.850 --> 00:38:58.320 I have sex, a million Inuit. 00:38:58.660 --> 00:38:59.380 *laughter* 00:38:59.940 --> 00:39:04.480 Fuck damn fuck you fuck! 00:40:00.450 --> 00:40:09.920 And do you have the chance to crack some nuts? I don't think so, bro, huh? 00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:11.300 Zoom! 00:40:11.300 --> 00:40:14.300 Eye armor, check. Actual flash, that's why not. 00:40:14.300 --> 00:40:16.650 Heat vision goggles, check. 00:40:16.650 --> 00:40:18.650 Alright, where do we need those? 00:40:18.650 --> 00:40:20.650 We're in Canada now, right? We have to find some eggs. 00:40:20.650 --> 00:40:22.650 Uh, there's no, come on. 00:40:22.650 --> 00:40:24.650 Okay, I'm the order stuff guy, you do your... 00:40:24.650 --> 00:40:25.650 Alright. 00:40:25.650 --> 00:40:29.970 Okay, they need one yellow safety vest for rabbit. 00:40:29.970 --> 00:40:33.970 Ooh, a roving GPS triangulator. 00:40:33.970 --> 00:40:36.970 Triangulator, get a lot of jigs blown over here. 00:40:36.970 --> 00:40:39.190 Another yellow safety vest for thorny. 00:40:39.190 --> 00:40:41.190 Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor. 00:40:41.190 --> 00:40:43.190 Ramp, rod, ramp, rod, now rod. 00:40:43.190 --> 00:40:45.190 You're out, he's in. 00:40:45.190 --> 00:40:46.370 Hey, Captain. 00:40:46.370 --> 00:40:48.990 Hey, this looks great. 00:40:48.990 --> 00:40:50.990 But what do you even think, Captain? 00:40:50.990 --> 00:40:52.990 Think you'll clock if you don't watch out. 00:40:52.990 --> 00:40:54.940 Okay, let's get started, man. 00:40:54.940 --> 00:40:57.020 Don't push it, Mac. 00:40:57.020 --> 00:40:58.020 Let's start doing some pullovers. 00:40:58.020 --> 00:41:00.020 No, we're not doing your pullovers. 00:41:00.020 --> 00:41:01.020 Everything will be by the book. 00:41:01.020 --> 00:41:02.660 Very big. 00:41:02.660 --> 00:41:08.360 Cap, you know how hard on this thing? 00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:09.360 Big face, big mustache. 00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:11.360 I don't care how big your face is. 00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:12.360 Shame it. 00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:13.360 Cap, cap, cap, cap. 00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:14.360 Not good, right? 00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:15.290 I gotta take my one. 00:41:15.290 --> 00:41:17.260 Talk about big faces. 00:41:17.260 --> 00:41:18.260 That's faces on cap. 00:41:18.260 --> 00:41:19.260 Not regulation. 00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:20.260 Shame it. 00:41:20.260 --> 00:41:21.450 Right. 00:41:21.450 --> 00:41:23.860 Let's go and see some mountains. 00:41:23.860 --> 00:41:25.820 Remember the three bees. 00:41:25.820 --> 00:41:27.820 Best behavior, boys. 00:41:27.820 --> 00:41:42.960 You're from St. George de la Grande, Canada. 00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:45.080 Or, this is about to be wrong. 00:41:45.080 --> 00:41:47.140 St. George of Morris. 00:41:47.140 --> 00:41:48.140 America? 00:41:48.140 --> 00:41:49.140 I don't know. 00:41:49.140 --> 00:41:50.140 Not so good with America. 00:41:50.140 --> 00:41:51.140 Welcome. 00:41:51.140 --> 00:41:54.450 From the Montreal Canadian Mike League system. 00:41:54.450 --> 00:41:56.800 Score, the Halifax Variators. 00:41:56.800 --> 00:41:58.800 Maintenance points in CHL history. 00:41:58.800 --> 00:41:59.800 Yeah, I know. 00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:00.800 Two points behind shotty. 00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:01.800 That's not great. 00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:02.800 Look at this guy. 00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:03.920 I love hockey. 00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.140 Your nickname? 00:42:05.140 --> 00:42:06.650 Um. 00:42:06.650 --> 00:42:07.650 The explosion. 00:42:07.650 --> 00:42:08.650 The Halifax explosion. 00:42:08.650 --> 00:42:11.650 Aimed after the single greatest man-made explosion. 00:42:11.650 --> 00:42:12.650 The full machine. 00:42:12.650 --> 00:42:14.650 It was in 1917. 00:42:14.650 --> 00:42:16.650 A ship made with dynamite. 00:42:16.650 --> 00:42:18.870 Crashed into another ship in Halifax Harbor. 00:42:18.870 --> 00:42:20.870 Tremendous explosion and balls of lightning. 00:42:20.870 --> 00:42:21.870 Burned people's eyes out with a blast. 00:42:21.870 --> 00:42:24.870 Many were blinded by the light of the solstice. 00:42:24.870 --> 00:42:26.870 And, the First Nations Tribes lost. 00:42:26.870 --> 00:42:29.930 Probably could have moved anyway, but it kind of moved the time to. 00:42:29.930 --> 00:42:32.990 So, I am the second biggest explosion. 00:42:32.990 --> 00:42:34.150 I am the second biggest explosion. 00:42:34.150 --> 00:42:35.150 I am actually good enough about me. 00:42:35.150 --> 00:42:36.150 Meet the monkeys. 00:42:36.150 --> 00:42:37.150 Guys. 00:42:37.150 --> 00:42:38.150 Please. 00:42:38.150 --> 00:42:40.130 Come on over here. 00:42:40.130 --> 00:42:43.130 This is Sergeant Major Roger Asherbaugh. 00:42:43.130 --> 00:42:46.130 This is Staff Sergeant Major Henri Protin. 00:42:46.130 --> 00:42:49.130 And Sergeant Christophe Auvin. 00:42:49.130 --> 00:42:50.130 Total gobbling of it. 00:42:50.130 --> 00:42:51.220 I am Martin Hegel. 00:42:51.220 --> 00:42:53.220 This is Roger Farber. 00:42:53.220 --> 00:42:54.220 Bobby Rodo. 00:42:54.220 --> 00:42:55.220 Kyle Foster. 00:42:55.220 --> 00:42:56.220 McIntyre Wormack. 00:42:56.220 --> 00:42:57.220 And, I call him. 00:42:57.220 --> 00:42:58.500 I call him. 00:42:58.500 --> 00:42:59.500 Let's be modern. 00:42:59.500 --> 00:43:01.500 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 00:43:01.500 --> 00:43:02.500 I'll let you guys chew the cut. 00:43:02.500 --> 00:43:04.500 I can go fuck off to the other room here. 00:43:04.500 --> 00:43:08.540 Just like some. 00:43:08.540 --> 00:43:09.980 American. 00:43:09.980 --> 00:43:11.230 Beer. 00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:18.840 But this isn't 1957 driving around Victoria. 00:43:18.840 --> 00:43:19.800 Hey, us too. 00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:21.800 You get a little soup in and they can rip your knob off. 00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:22.800 Am I right? 00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:25.360 Ha, ha, ha. 00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:26.360 I don't care about you guys, huh? 00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:29.320 Because first you get your highway station shut down. 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:35.860 And then you get kicked out from your second job because of this, uh, savage thing. 00:43:35.860 --> 00:43:36.860 Savage. 00:43:36.860 --> 00:43:39.170 I'm treating you nice. 00:43:39.170 --> 00:43:41.170 So what are you going to do here? 00:43:41.170 --> 00:43:42.170 Go for the app trick? 00:43:42.170 --> 00:43:43.170 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 00:43:43.170 --> 00:43:46.170 Well, fresh open and hold on to these jobs. 00:43:46.170 --> 00:43:47.280 Ha, ha. 00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:48.800 What are you guys doing after the turnover? 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:49.830 I don't know. 00:43:49.830 --> 00:43:51.830 Well, they're, uh, they're transferring or something. 00:43:51.830 --> 00:43:52.830 Oh, cool. 00:43:52.830 --> 00:43:53.830 It's cool, alright. 00:43:53.830 --> 00:43:57.830 Outbridge winter temperature is minus 18 debris Celsius. 00:43:57.830 --> 00:44:00.920 Yeah, all you have to do with your bird is type 2 at 32. 00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.010 The rest of you. 00:44:02.010 --> 00:44:03.080 Hey, rookie. 00:44:03.080 --> 00:44:05.100 They got non-alcohol motions over. 00:44:05.100 --> 00:44:07.100 I'm going to get you a half carafe. 00:44:07.100 --> 00:44:08.610 Oh, we got a rookie here. 00:44:08.610 --> 00:44:10.610 They, uh, shave your nuts yet. 00:44:10.610 --> 00:44:14.610 Canadian tradition says you got a shave of what's not, otherwise it's a bad one. 00:44:14.610 --> 00:44:16.610 You don't say. 00:44:16.610 --> 00:44:17.670 I am actually not right. 00:44:17.670 --> 00:44:19.670 Which one of you guys has at least security? 00:44:19.670 --> 00:44:21.140 Ha, ha, ha. 00:44:21.140 --> 00:44:23.140 Same thing's got bald. 00:44:23.140 --> 00:44:38.260 I will see that things will smoothly. 00:44:38.260 --> 00:44:43.370 Please, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. 00:44:43.370 --> 00:44:51.640 You're a little bit of a mental when you're poking the fire, you know what I'm saying? 00:44:51.640 --> 00:44:52.640 Right, guys? 00:44:52.640 --> 00:44:53.640 You know what I'm saying, right? 00:44:53.640 --> 00:44:58.590 Okay, well, they are waiting for us to be able to come. 00:45:00.580 --> 00:45:02.730 Who's waiting? Where? 00:45:35.820 --> 00:45:40.360 Please, let's give a big Canadian welcome to the Belmont Highway. 00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:51.390 For all of us to become Americans. So let's do that. 00:45:51.390 --> 00:46:03.060 You know, this reminds me of the story of the rabbi, the priest, and the Hindu in the canoe. 00:46:03.060 --> 00:46:07.170 Go blow yourself! 00:46:07.170 --> 00:46:09.090 Captain John Hayden. 00:46:09.090 --> 00:46:16.550 You see, technically we're all Americans, right? 00:46:16.550 --> 00:46:20.030 North America? Very little is going to change around here. 00:46:20.030 --> 00:46:23.030 Oh yeah, right, you're probably going to tell us we can't listen to Rush anymore. 00:46:23.030 --> 00:46:25.030 Or the Barenaked Ladies. 00:46:25.030 --> 00:46:25.950 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:46:25.950 --> 00:46:31.430 If you want the Rush and the Barenaked Ladies, you should listen to both. 00:46:31.430 --> 00:46:41.610 So you want to? 00:46:41.610 --> 00:46:43.610 This is America now, and I got to love it. 00:46:43.610 --> 00:46:44.610 You're here for me. 00:46:44.610 --> 00:46:46.560 I'm the Uncontractable Legion of the United States. 00:46:46.560 --> 00:47:21.590 I know my way around the gas. 00:47:21.590 --> 00:47:23.590 Are you making that? 00:47:23.590 --> 00:47:25.840 We are too long, too. 00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:26.900 As I see. 00:47:26.900 --> 00:47:33.340 You're supposed to be partners. 00:47:33.340 --> 00:47:35.340 Ah, come on, cut them some slack. 00:47:35.340 --> 00:47:37.410 I'm upset about losing your identities. 00:47:37.410 --> 00:47:39.740 I'll do a bullshit, and that'll piss you off. 00:47:39.740 --> 00:47:43.040 Actually, I didn't sleep at all last night. 00:47:43.040 --> 00:47:44.580 Well, we've got a job to do. 00:47:44.580 --> 00:47:45.580 Rannaked. 00:47:45.580 --> 00:47:46.570 Go ahead. 00:47:46.570 --> 00:47:48.180 It's okay. 00:47:48.180 --> 00:47:49.980 Uh, maybe. 00:47:49.980 --> 00:47:51.550 Yeah, catch me up. 00:47:51.550 --> 00:47:55.140 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 00:47:55.140 --> 00:47:58.480 Frenchy had her eyes on my thighs all night long. 00:47:58.480 --> 00:47:59.480 Oh yeah, keep laughing. 00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:01.480 I bet you a bucket thing to crave that reverse. 00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:02.480 Okay. 00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:04.480 Put your money where your mouth's been. 00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:05.480 Fuck the buck. 00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:06.480 Loser sits on a cactus. 00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:07.730 No. 00:48:07.730 --> 00:48:08.750 Loser gets a perm. 00:48:08.750 --> 00:48:10.010 No. 00:48:10.010 --> 00:48:11.970 Loser cuts his pinky toe off of the shovel. 00:48:11.970 --> 00:48:12.970 Take that thumb. 00:48:12.970 --> 00:48:13.970 Just take that thumb. 00:48:13.970 --> 00:48:14.970 Take that thumb. 00:48:14.970 --> 00:48:15.970 I'll jump off it. 00:48:15.970 --> 00:48:16.970 You should shut up for it. 00:48:16.970 --> 00:48:17.920 Okay. 00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:19.220 We have a deal. 00:48:19.220 --> 00:48:20.220 You heard it right. 00:48:20.220 --> 00:48:21.220 We have a deal. 00:48:21.220 --> 00:48:23.220 You're going to keep the illegal aliens, huh? 00:48:23.220 --> 00:48:24.220 Oh, welcome officers. 00:48:24.220 --> 00:48:28.180 Welcome to the guys who stood around while people threw hockey fucks at us. 00:48:28.180 --> 00:48:33.180 You're going to come up here talking all that make America great crap you're bound to catch a face full of Canadian tomato. 00:48:33.180 --> 00:48:35.180 Okay, okay, listen up. 00:48:35.180 --> 00:48:37.180 Two of you are going to ride with the mountains. 00:48:37.180 --> 00:48:39.180 They'll show you where the bodies are married. 00:48:39.180 --> 00:48:40.180 Actually, it is. 00:48:40.180 --> 00:48:41.180 You two. 00:48:41.180 --> 00:48:42.180 Not all right. 00:48:42.180 --> 00:48:44.180 You have a good time either, fellas. 00:48:44.180 --> 00:48:46.180 Personally, I'd rather fuck a hoes. 00:48:46.180 --> 00:48:52.510 See, I would need a ladder to fuck a hoes. 00:48:52.510 --> 00:48:53.590 But I will find one. 00:48:53.590 --> 00:48:55.590 And I will fuck that hoes. 00:48:55.590 --> 00:48:56.650 Okay! 00:48:56.650 --> 00:48:57.650 Morning, have it. 00:48:57.650 --> 00:48:58.650 I've got a highway job. 00:48:58.650 --> 00:48:59.940 Let's do it. 00:49:00.940 --> 00:49:06.770 You can't have a car ride, right? 00:49:06.770 --> 00:49:09.710 Why don't you stay here? 00:49:09.710 --> 00:49:11.360 Sit over here. 00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:12.360 That's the radio, though. 00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:13.740 Great idea. 00:49:13.740 --> 00:49:17.060 That way, if a home comes in, you can answer. 00:49:17.060 --> 00:49:18.980 Yeah. 00:49:18.980 --> 00:49:21.220 You want another day, though, okay? 00:49:21.220 --> 00:49:23.150 Take a turn. 00:49:23.150 --> 00:49:25.150 It's a new station. 00:49:25.150 --> 00:49:28.650 Radio pan. 00:49:28.650 --> 00:49:34.350 We need a second. 00:49:34.350 --> 00:49:35.330 Two of them. 00:49:35.330 --> 00:49:36.860 What do you say? 00:50:03.390 --> 00:50:05.670 You're swallowing M&M's home. 00:50:05.670 --> 00:50:08.350 Yeah, just make me horny. 00:50:08.350 --> 00:50:14.240 We're going to the same place, right? 00:50:14.240 --> 00:50:27.130 We're going to get a radio check. 00:50:27.130 --> 00:50:31.120 Talk to your buddy buddy. 00:50:31.120 --> 00:50:37.300 You know, every job has that one guy that you love to hate, obnoxious, false-ish. 00:50:37.300 --> 00:50:40.300 You mean like your typical American? 00:50:40.300 --> 00:50:45.750 We're waiting on that radio check. 00:50:45.750 --> 00:50:56.060 This assignment? 00:50:56.060 --> 00:50:59.620 That's great. Outside? On duty? 00:50:59.620 --> 00:51:02.620 And what's 80 kilometers per hour in English? 00:51:02.620 --> 00:51:06.310 49.7097 miles per hour. 00:51:06.310 --> 00:51:08.310 I don't think they have any decimals. 00:51:08.310 --> 00:51:09.310 Do you have a shower read? 00:51:09.310 --> 00:51:13.470 3-23. 00:51:13.470 --> 00:51:16.600 Yeah, radio, until the turnover, we have to keep things metric. 00:51:16.600 --> 00:51:20.600 So we are now doing a 37.01 fiber. Try again? 00:51:20.600 --> 00:51:21.600 Whatever. 00:51:21.600 --> 00:51:26.920 I can't call an auto-nuke 77 or some rubber-shock of bullshit. 00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.410 There's a gaggle of dead Canadian geese on the road. 00:51:29.410 --> 00:51:31.910 Yeah, apparently they just call on geese radio. 00:51:31.910 --> 00:51:33.910 Yeah, well, at least I call American geese. 00:51:33.910 --> 00:51:34.910 Go clean 'em off. 00:51:35.410 --> 00:51:39.600 That's a big 16.09-6436 are good, bud. 00:51:39.600 --> 00:51:45.340 I got there's a pancake shed and that's a blackjack. 00:51:45.340 --> 00:51:49.090 Oh, and there on the right, that's a Gigi's spectacular pancakes. 00:51:49.090 --> 00:51:51.090 Oh, they're really a wonderful. 00:51:51.090 --> 00:51:54.080 It's like the queen must really love pancakes. 00:51:54.080 --> 00:51:55.680 What's that supposed to mean? 00:51:55.680 --> 00:51:57.180 Weren't you guys still ruled by the queen of England? 00:51:57.180 --> 00:51:59.180 I mean, she's all over here, buddy. 00:51:59.180 --> 00:52:02.680 How long do you know that we achieve our independence in 1982? 00:52:02.680 --> 00:52:03.680 Oh! 00:52:04.680 --> 00:52:05.680 Okay. 00:52:05.680 --> 00:52:07.680 Did a whale perform at the ceremony? 00:52:07.680 --> 00:52:09.770 Yeah, maybe it's not our independence sooner. 00:52:09.770 --> 00:52:14.270 We have built-in control, not believe in evolution and all the morbid realties without help here. 00:52:14.270 --> 00:52:21.430 We're going to make the local business owners. 00:52:56.610 --> 00:52:57.610 Do you have that influence? 00:52:57.610 --> 00:52:58.610 I don't know. 00:52:58.610 --> 00:52:59.610 Put me in, coach. 00:52:59.610 --> 00:53:00.610 Look who it is. 00:53:00.610 --> 00:53:01.610 It's the fuzz. 00:53:01.610 --> 00:53:03.640 The mayor hangs out at the Fort Della. 00:53:03.640 --> 00:53:05.670 The mayor owned the Fort Della. 00:53:05.670 --> 00:53:06.670 Let's go, boys. 00:53:06.670 --> 00:53:08.290 How about a beer in a tub? 00:53:08.290 --> 00:53:09.290 In the house. 00:53:09.290 --> 00:53:10.240 Yeah. 00:53:10.240 --> 00:53:12.190 Maybe later. 00:53:12.190 --> 00:53:13.330 I understand. 00:53:13.330 --> 00:53:15.130 Scramble. 00:53:15.130 --> 00:53:16.130 Oh! 00:53:16.130 --> 00:53:17.130 Who's that? 00:53:17.130 --> 00:53:18.310 Guys! 00:53:18.310 --> 00:53:19.310 You don't like women? 00:53:19.310 --> 00:53:20.310 You don't like men. 00:53:20.310 --> 00:53:22.310 Should I get River Beaver to pleasure him? 00:53:22.310 --> 00:53:23.310 It's a joke. 00:53:23.310 --> 00:53:24.310 Their team is so sure. 00:53:24.310 --> 00:53:25.270 They'll be horrible. 00:53:25.270 --> 00:53:26.270 I'm going to help you with this. 00:53:26.270 --> 00:53:27.270 Oh, yeah. 00:53:27.270 --> 00:53:28.270 I just want to talk about their U.S. laws. 00:53:28.270 --> 00:53:32.270 You know, like, you've got to serve them, make your beer, and shut down brothels. 00:53:32.270 --> 00:53:33.270 Shut down brothels. 00:53:33.270 --> 00:53:34.270 Who put you up to this? 00:53:34.270 --> 00:53:35.620 Jumple. 00:53:35.620 --> 00:53:37.620 You guys pull on my chain? 00:53:37.620 --> 00:53:41.120 Look, I don't think there's any way to get too hung up on them. 00:53:41.120 --> 00:53:44.120 You can't believe down in the States it's illegal to have a beer and a joint, Cincinnati. 00:53:44.120 --> 00:53:47.970 I mean, they're hard there. 00:53:47.970 --> 00:53:50.240 Oh, man. 00:53:50.240 --> 00:53:52.220 It could work out me. 00:53:52.220 --> 00:53:55.330 Honestly, we're not here to lay down any problems. 00:53:55.330 --> 00:53:57.330 We're very sorry if there's been a misunderstanding. 00:53:57.330 --> 00:53:59.330 We're sorry. 00:53:59.330 --> 00:54:00.330 Sorry. 00:54:09.110 --> 00:54:12.750 Oh, I'm here. 00:54:12.750 --> 00:54:14.750 I mean, I think the limit in the U.S. is, what, 9%? 00:54:14.750 --> 00:54:15.750 9%? 00:54:15.750 --> 00:54:17.750 How are you supposed to be drunk like that? 00:54:17.750 --> 00:54:18.750 I mean, no. 00:54:18.750 --> 00:54:19.750 The idea is you drink more of the week or something. 00:54:19.750 --> 00:54:20.750 I bet it is. 00:54:20.750 --> 00:54:21.750 It is. 00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:22.750 You Americans. 00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:23.750 Drinking and eating everything. 00:54:23.750 --> 00:54:24.750 They eat so bad. 00:54:24.750 --> 00:54:26.750 Hey, come on over here. 00:54:26.750 --> 00:54:29.750 I don't think we have jurisdiction here anymore, buddy. 00:54:29.750 --> 00:54:32.690 It's not like we're here to screw you out of your eyes. 00:54:32.690 --> 00:54:33.770 Dr. Jonathan, you're not. 00:54:33.770 --> 00:54:34.770 Okay. 00:54:34.770 --> 00:54:35.770 Relax. 00:54:35.770 --> 00:54:36.290 Go away, you American. 00:55:08.190 --> 00:55:31.440 I can't tell if he's calling me skinny or fat. 00:55:35.980 --> 00:55:44.220 I'll be right there just as soon as we finish taking selfies with the Victoria's Secret blowjob team. 00:55:49.360 --> 00:56:14.980 Blitter again? Blitter again? It's like we never left. 00:56:14.980 --> 00:56:17.980 Don't bite him you little shit-cake! What's your name kid? 00:56:17.980 --> 00:56:20.080 Take the car! 00:57:44.590 --> 00:57:51.310 It's like sucking Castro's cold wrinkled dick. 00:57:51.310 --> 00:57:55.310 Cuba Cigars. We've got a good iPhone to hunt for ourselves. We've got something. 00:57:55.310 --> 00:57:58.370 Boy's still looking at a booty closet. 00:57:58.370 --> 00:57:59.680 What now? 00:57:59.680 --> 00:58:06.590 Booty. Not really. 00:58:06.590 --> 00:58:08.650 We should call him Abe all day. 00:58:08.650 --> 00:58:09.630 Right? 00:58:09.630 --> 00:58:18.620 Same number. That's a great lie. 00:58:18.620 --> 00:58:20.670 So, what do you do then? 00:58:20.670 --> 00:58:21.940 Not sure. 00:58:21.940 --> 00:58:23.030 Why different kinds? 00:58:23.030 --> 00:58:24.030 None of them that work. 00:58:24.030 --> 00:58:27.600 Hey, the U.S. lab sent sent them to the Canadian lab. 00:58:27.600 --> 00:58:30.600 The Canadian lab sent them over to the U.S. lab there. 00:58:30.600 --> 00:58:32.570 Maybe mommy's at some point. 00:58:32.570 --> 00:58:33.570 No! 00:58:33.570 --> 00:58:35.570 Talk about these, fucking Canada! 00:58:35.570 --> 00:58:37.750 Well, we know this was the number. 00:58:37.750 --> 00:58:39.750 Easy on the local cop conspiracies. 00:58:39.750 --> 00:58:43.190 You'll solve this case ourselves. 00:58:43.190 --> 00:58:44.190 God, we'll tell you. 00:58:44.190 --> 00:58:46.440 See that line in the lab for us. 00:58:46.440 --> 00:58:47.390 Wah, wah. 00:58:47.390 --> 00:58:50.070 I don't need some nerd in the lab told you to tell me what this shit is. 00:58:50.070 --> 00:58:55.330 Sometimes even I've gotta get into you. 00:58:55.330 --> 00:58:57.290 You're a weird son of a bitch. 00:58:57.290 --> 00:59:00.290 But why is it that you chew a pill and you swallow that lens over? 00:59:00.290 --> 00:59:01.860 I'm a complicated guy back. 00:59:01.860 --> 00:59:04.170 Hey, alright. 00:59:04.170 --> 00:59:07.760 Period. 00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:08.760 It's a lot. 00:59:18.750 --> 00:59:21.890 It should be a muscle license. 00:59:21.890 --> 00:59:22.890 You really can't move. 00:59:22.890 --> 00:59:23.890 I'm numb. 00:59:25.850 --> 00:59:34.190 I'm not going to touch with my side of my spine. 00:59:34.190 --> 00:59:35.190 It's a lot. 00:59:35.190 --> 00:59:37.090 How do you think it's a mood enhancer? 00:59:37.090 --> 00:59:43.710 Do we do more fly strips? 00:59:43.710 --> 00:59:44.710 It'll make them happen. 00:59:44.710 --> 00:59:46.240 Oh, yeah. 00:59:46.240 --> 00:59:52.780 That would be speed, right? 00:59:52.780 --> 00:59:53.780 Absolutely. 00:59:53.780 --> 00:59:54.740 Wow, you seem happy. 00:59:54.740 --> 00:59:57.980 I just like to be back on the job. 00:59:57.980 --> 00:59:58.980 Yeah, okay. 00:59:58.980 --> 00:59:59.740 Well, I knew you weren't me. 01:00:00.100 --> 01:00:02.800 Oh, and I tell you the other way, I could hang out a triangulator. 01:00:03.040 --> 01:00:04.680 Why would you need a triangulator? 01:00:04.820 --> 01:00:07.020 Why does everyone keep saying that? It's a triangulate, baby. 01:00:07.820 --> 01:00:09.200 Hey, how come I never go dance here? 01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:10.900 When I get home, we're gonna go fucking dance. 01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:12.840 Okay, I can't wait. 01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:14.840 Robert, I need some marmalade. 01:00:15.860 --> 01:00:18.400 Robert, give me some marmalade, please. 01:00:19.610 --> 01:00:21.570 Give me some goddamn marmalade, rookie. 01:00:22.150 --> 01:00:24.310 Don't you call me lucky, you fucker. 01:00:24.590 --> 01:00:26.630 I will fucking put my fissure through your head. 01:00:26.910 --> 01:00:28.110 I'm thinking right, Samson. 01:00:28.650 --> 01:00:29.470 Have I given you feel anything? 01:00:30.080 --> 01:00:30.850 Wet mouth. 01:00:31.460 --> 01:00:32.340 Sweating palms. 01:00:33.140 --> 01:00:36.690 Moist ear canals, and I'm just feeling emotional. 01:00:37.650 --> 01:00:38.370 Hmm, okay. 01:00:38.370 --> 01:00:48.180 I think you took a Canadian female sexual enhancement drug called Lovascocia. 01:00:48.820 --> 01:00:50.820 Made in Canada, but banned in the U.S. 01:00:53.820 --> 01:01:10.450 Right, I've got those rats at Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas. 01:01:10.450 --> 01:01:12.530 You can say queefing on Canadian TV? 01:01:12.850 --> 01:01:13.870 How about a country? 01:01:14.520 --> 01:01:15.920 How about you? You're awful smiling. 01:01:16.300 --> 01:01:16.880 I'm on acid. 01:01:17.790 --> 01:01:19.610 Pharmaceutical acid? Is there such a thing? 01:01:19.690 --> 01:01:23.810 I don't know, but I do know you have exactly 1,509 hairs in your mustache. 01:01:24.050 --> 01:01:27.130 Close. 1,521. I haven't counted for my birthday. 01:01:28.220 --> 01:01:28.960 Yeah. 01:01:31.120 --> 01:01:32.480 I don't know what to believe. 01:01:37.910 --> 01:01:39.630 You guys come up with that? 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:42.160 Indeed, we have some very interesting leads. 01:01:42.600 --> 01:01:43.820 Some of them are pure. 01:01:44.260 --> 01:01:45.280 I think that we are on top. 01:01:45.910 --> 01:01:47.670 We're going to find out who did this. 01:01:47.670 --> 01:01:50.110 We're going to stop in the stupid fucking faces! 01:01:52.210 --> 01:01:54.190 Well, Jack's are getting it. 01:01:54.360 --> 01:01:58.480 It's on abandoned land all by the front mining company, so anyone could have put the booty out there. 01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:11.690 why are you laughing that's funny we stick out the shack maybe we can catch someone color to color 01:02:11.690 --> 01:03:37.280 let's get back out of here that's steroids my puppies my name's rabbit king yeah steroids men 01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:43.660 take away don't help the job stress you out i love the job don't stress me out more about 01:03:43.660 --> 01:03:50.570 stressing me out it's a shame one of the good looking ones always so noxious i think he's good 01:03:50.570 --> 01:04:00.880 looking oh beautiful the bigger the cushion the better the push i would rather have sex with the 01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:08.850 bubble i don't know we don't have like one or another person we work for me it's my office manager 01:04:10.530 --> 01:04:20.840 he can be such a dickwad this is what you're actually saying dickwad it's true he is a dickwad 01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:29.670 damn classic first you steal our job why you sit here gazing lovingly into the eyes of our women 01:04:29.670 --> 01:04:35.640 your women maybe we should take him in the back you've been canadian and shake huh 01:04:35.640 --> 01:04:40.960 what's that let's just say it involve a bag of a kipak and a lot of warm gravy 01:04:40.960 --> 01:04:59.590 it sounds delicious we look like professor steven hocking has really let himself build these days 01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:03.220 and you and I are bad. 01:05:03.220 --> 01:05:04.480 - Well, they've got one always 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.680 right around on these little scooters. 01:05:06.680 --> 01:05:08.380 You ever stop and think that if you walk, 01:05:08.380 --> 01:05:13.780 you might actually get in? 01:05:13.780 --> 01:05:16.780 - These kids are harassing the handicapped. 01:05:16.780 --> 01:05:17.660 Everybody love. 01:05:17.660 --> 01:05:21.850 Take a photo video. 01:05:21.850 --> 01:05:23.900 - Far from over. 01:05:23.900 --> 01:05:26.530 - I want to put the PJs back in the way. 01:05:26.530 --> 01:05:28.990 There's some money I need to bring to a hole. 01:05:31.220 --> 01:05:36.400 - What are you two doing together? 01:05:36.400 --> 01:05:37.560 - Mall walking? 01:05:37.560 --> 01:05:39.860 - We ran into each other at the pit zone. 01:05:39.860 --> 01:05:41.210 - Oh, rabbit. 01:05:41.210 --> 01:05:43.130 I'm shopping for a new chair, bro. 01:05:45.790 --> 01:05:46.630 - Hey, wait a minute. 01:05:46.630 --> 01:05:49.210 How about the two of us go over to the Szechuan Palace 01:05:49.210 --> 01:05:51.550 and get a wang dang doodle? 01:05:51.550 --> 01:05:52.720 - Uh, no. 01:05:52.720 --> 01:05:55.790 - Woof woof, put a little bark in that hole, boy. 01:05:55.790 --> 01:05:59.500 - Okay, I'm going to go. 01:05:59.500 --> 01:06:03.860 - See, don't leave on my account. 01:06:03.860 --> 01:06:08.390 Hold up. 01:06:08.390 --> 01:06:09.790 There is no bed for him. 01:06:09.790 --> 01:06:11.150 Okay, new bed then. 01:06:11.150 --> 01:06:14.420 Loser not only cuts off his pinky toe with a shovel, 01:06:14.420 --> 01:06:16.280 he puts it in the blender and drinks it 01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:19.140 in a smoothie, toenail and all. 01:06:19.140 --> 01:06:20.840 Shake it, don't mistake it. 01:06:20.840 --> 01:06:21.720 - You're serious. 01:06:21.720 --> 01:06:23.060 Serious is a heart attack. 01:06:23.060 --> 01:06:25.370 And as you know, I've had two. 01:06:25.370 --> 01:06:30.480 - How's moody? 01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:57.440 - What did it come? 01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:02.140 - The fact is, what's wrong with him? 01:07:02.140 --> 01:07:04.540 - Yeah, let's see. 01:07:04.540 --> 01:07:13.940 - Oh, yeah, that works so big. 01:07:13.940 --> 01:07:14.810 - Triangle. 01:07:14.810 --> 01:07:16.210 - Oh, we always do. 01:07:16.210 --> 01:07:16.960 - Triangle. 01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:18.760 - And there we go. 01:07:18.760 --> 01:07:20.520 - All right, all right, all right. 01:07:20.520 --> 01:07:21.850 Just, you're not shaking my balls. 01:07:21.850 --> 01:07:24.190 - It'd be an insult to our Canadian hosts that we didn't. 01:07:24.190 --> 01:07:25.030 - It doesn't work anymore. 01:07:25.030 --> 01:07:25.850 Get these off me. 01:07:25.850 --> 01:07:27.310 Do you not want to be an ambassador of goodwill? 01:07:27.310 --> 01:07:28.150 - No, I don't. 01:07:28.150 --> 01:07:29.090 Get these off me. 01:07:29.090 --> 01:07:31.470 - Rabbit, it's not like we want to shave your balls. 01:07:31.470 --> 01:07:33.030 Torney, do you want to shave his balls to me? 01:07:33.030 --> 01:07:33.650 - Hell no. 01:07:33.650 --> 01:07:34.490 - Lobster? 01:07:34.490 --> 01:07:35.490 - No way. 01:07:35.490 --> 01:07:36.490 - You don't want to shave his balls to any part of it? 01:07:36.490 --> 01:07:37.670 - Hell yeah, I do. 01:07:37.670 --> 01:07:40.150 I even went out to fall for those old-timey straight racers. 01:07:40.150 --> 01:07:40.730 - No. 01:07:41.570 --> 01:07:45.130 - Check this out. 01:07:45.130 --> 01:07:50.670 - This goddamn today, you want me to spread to my freaking sperm count! 01:07:50.670 --> 01:07:53.170 - Are you still taking the flow to Scotia? 01:07:53.170 --> 01:07:56.670 - What part of the side effects of the creation of bitchiness did you not understand? 01:07:56.670 --> 01:07:59.830 - Dude, the orgasms are like a moon shot. 01:07:59.830 --> 01:08:02.210 - I was thinking a horrible discount, that's yeah. 01:08:02.210 --> 01:08:03.130 - Jealous much? 01:08:03.130 --> 01:08:04.690 - About who are you orgasming? 01:08:04.690 --> 01:08:07.090 - Her name is Kimmy Quiet Baby. 01:08:07.090 --> 01:08:08.690 Oh, Bonnie, you're fat. 01:08:08.690 --> 01:08:10.210 She's the white. 01:08:10.210 --> 01:08:12.080 - Hi, fucker. 01:08:12.080 --> 01:08:15.080 - Yes! 01:08:15.080 --> 01:08:29.900 - I know. 01:08:29.900 --> 01:08:40.170 - Good crap, guys. 01:08:40.170 --> 01:08:42.990 - Is that a euphemism for something? 01:08:42.990 --> 01:08:43.990 - It's a euphemism. 01:08:43.990 --> 01:08:49.370 - There's a goddamn bear eating slabs of raw meat in the goddamn station! 01:08:49.370 --> 01:08:54.960 - Hmm. 01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:55.800 - Okay. 01:08:55.800 --> 01:08:56.570 - Where are the guns? 01:08:56.570 --> 01:08:58.080 - In the room with the bear. 01:08:58.080 --> 01:08:59.310 - Do you ask where it is? 01:08:59.310 --> 01:09:00.310 - I just got a delivery. 01:09:00.310 --> 01:09:01.110 - Yeah, you go. 01:09:01.110 --> 01:09:01.570 Where is he? 01:09:01.570 --> 01:09:04.060 - In the room with the guns and the bear. 01:09:04.060 --> 01:09:07.780 - What if we send rabbit out to fuck the bear as a means of distracting said bear? 01:09:07.780 --> 01:09:08.300 - Yes. 01:09:08.300 --> 01:09:10.650 - Goddamn it, we gotta get the meat out of there! 01:09:10.650 --> 01:09:12.840 - Fine, fuck it. 01:09:12.840 --> 01:09:13.440 - I'll do it. 01:09:13.440 --> 01:09:14.430 - I'll go with you. 01:09:14.430 --> 01:09:15.200 - Really? 01:09:15.200 --> 01:09:15.780 - Yeah. 01:09:15.780 --> 01:09:16.700 - What's the worst that could happen? 01:09:16.700 --> 01:09:17.940 - You'd be involved by the bear. 01:09:17.940 --> 01:09:19.300 - Or that bear would be involved by me. 01:09:19.300 --> 01:09:20.300 - You ever think about that? 01:09:20.300 --> 01:09:21.300 - No, I didn't. 01:09:21.300 --> 01:09:22.220 - Okay, here's the plan. 01:09:22.220 --> 01:09:25.340 I'll go out there and distract the bear while you get the meat and get the hell out of the 01:09:25.340 --> 01:09:26.530 station. 01:09:26.530 --> 01:09:34.690 - Please don't struggle with that shit. 01:10:38.910 --> 01:10:39.910 Ooh, good idea. 01:10:39.910 --> 01:10:40.910 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:10:40.910 --> 01:11:13.930 Tell us a good growler in here. 01:11:13.930 --> 01:11:19.210 Bitch. 01:11:19.210 --> 01:11:23.430 Those guys have been assholes since the moment we arrived, and now they're trying to kill us. 01:11:23.430 --> 01:11:26.430 This goes a lot farther than just being angry about losing their jobs. 01:11:26.430 --> 01:11:28.430 Captain, we've been pelted by hockey pucks. 01:11:28.430 --> 01:11:32.430 Had dicks tugged in front of our faces and gotten our asses kicked by prostitutes and pro-sexes. 01:11:32.430 --> 01:11:34.460 I think it's time we had our own. 01:11:34.460 --> 01:11:35.460 Who's with me? 01:11:35.460 --> 01:11:36.740 Yeah! 01:11:36.740 --> 01:11:38.860 I think. 01:11:38.860 --> 01:11:42.210 All right. 01:11:42.210 --> 01:11:46.930 He's starting to burn. 01:11:46.930 --> 01:11:48.220 That's off. 01:11:48.220 --> 01:12:00.070 A different guy that you have. 01:12:00.070 --> 01:12:02.070 No, that's Donnie DeVito. 01:12:02.070 --> 01:12:09.070 Donnie DeVito is the actor from Taxi, but the guy I like, he comes out on Always Sunny and Philadelphia. 01:12:09.070 --> 01:12:10.070 But they're the same guy. 01:12:10.070 --> 01:12:12.070 How many hundred forty-five set-meter actors do you think there are? 01:12:12.070 --> 01:12:14.070 They're both Donnie DeVito. 01:12:14.070 --> 01:12:15.070 Dude, no. 01:12:15.070 --> 01:12:24.600 Donnie DeVito taxi a long time ago, but this producer from Always Sunny's, they like him so much, they put him into the show, eh? 01:12:24.600 --> 01:12:27.600 That doesn't mean they can't be the same guy, but that's one guy from a different era. 01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:29.600 He can do two shows in fucking thirty years. 01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.600 How many times do we have to go over? 01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:33.600 That's the same fucking guy! 01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:36.870 He is Reginald. 01:12:36.870 --> 01:12:43.930 He is the same guy, Donnie DeVito was in Taxi's, but he is also and is always Sunny in Philadelphia's. 01:12:43.930 --> 01:12:48.340 I know I may joke on anything I don't know, but I know that. 01:12:48.340 --> 01:12:54.790 He's always my favorite superhero villain. 01:12:54.790 --> 01:12:56.790 He is the big one from that. 01:12:56.790 --> 01:12:58.850 That's not fucking Donnie DeVito, huh? 01:12:58.850 --> 01:13:00.850 Get a fucking clue! 01:13:00.850 --> 01:13:02.850 That's Donnie DeVito you just said! 01:13:02.850 --> 01:13:05.850 Can you believe this fucking guy doesn't know who Donnie DeVito is? 01:13:05.850 --> 01:13:06.850 You mean the singer? 01:13:06.850 --> 01:13:08.820 No, the fucking actor! 01:13:08.820 --> 01:13:09.820 Donnie DeVito! 01:13:09.820 --> 01:13:11.820 The guy who was married to Ria Perlman! 01:13:11.820 --> 01:13:13.820 Oh, I like him in Hellboy! 01:13:13.820 --> 01:13:14.820 That's Ron Perlman! 01:13:14.820 --> 01:13:15.820 Shhh! 01:13:15.820 --> 01:13:16.820 Doesn't matter! 01:13:16.820 --> 01:13:18.650 Watch out for hockey! 01:13:18.650 --> 01:13:19.650 What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 01:13:19.650 --> 01:13:20.650 Both of you! 01:13:20.650 --> 01:13:21.650 You're fucking from another planet! 01:13:21.650 --> 01:13:23.650 I can't believe you live in the same country! 01:13:23.650 --> 01:13:26.650 Oh, the fucking phone's ringing during Hockey Night in Canada! 01:13:26.650 --> 01:13:29.160 I don't know who calling during Hockey Night in Canada! 01:13:29.160 --> 01:13:30.160 That's a hard line anymore! 01:13:30.160 --> 01:13:31.160 Watch out for RIP! 01:13:31.160 --> 01:13:36.320 During the fucking border time, huh?! 01:13:36.320 --> 01:13:52.510 Wait a minute! 01:13:52.510 --> 01:14:31.620 I'm not in the streets! 01:14:31.620 --> 01:14:32.620 I'm not in the streets. 01:14:32.620 --> 01:14:35.840 I'm not in the streets! 01:15:18.980 --> 01:15:40.720 Yeah! 01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:43.510 Here we go. 01:15:43.510 --> 01:15:45.760 Maybe your buddy is getting a little old for this. 01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:46.760 And it's a death cop. 01:15:46.760 --> 01:15:48.200 Hey, Danny. 01:15:48.200 --> 01:15:52.850 Oh, sir, I have the nose of a king. 01:15:52.850 --> 01:15:55.770 I'm going to tie that in here for the signal for you. 01:15:55.770 --> 01:16:03.230 It's in registration, eh? 01:16:03.230 --> 01:16:04.220 It's not funny. 01:16:04.220 --> 01:16:05.320 Mr. Max. 01:16:05.320 --> 01:16:09.670 And then, you think it's funny that I lost my balls in a tractor pull? 01:16:09.670 --> 01:16:12.730 Well, you've got your nuts ripped off in a tractor pull. 01:16:12.730 --> 01:16:14.730 I lost my response to my bicycle. 01:16:14.730 --> 01:16:19.060 You know how fast I'll stop a bicycle? 01:16:19.060 --> 01:16:20.060 Officer! 01:16:20.060 --> 01:16:26.370 Hey, you're on my wagon! 01:16:26.370 --> 01:16:27.370 It's in registration, eh? 01:16:27.370 --> 01:16:32.280 Excuse me one second, eh? 01:16:32.280 --> 01:16:33.250 Ow! 01:16:33.250 --> 01:16:37.190 That's right, you! 01:16:37.190 --> 01:16:39.180 Hey there. 01:16:39.180 --> 01:16:40.830 This is in registration. 01:16:40.830 --> 01:16:44.580 Are you the two that pulled me over before? 01:16:44.580 --> 01:16:46.310 Big party? 01:16:46.310 --> 01:16:47.310 I'm a piece now. 01:16:47.310 --> 01:16:49.310 Or should I say meow? 01:16:49.310 --> 01:16:50.310 What now? 01:16:50.310 --> 01:16:55.100 A few years ago, you pulled me over and you played some game where you said meow? 01:16:55.100 --> 01:16:58.100 Buddy, I've said it's kind of stupid things people abuse. 01:16:58.100 --> 01:17:02.100 You asked if I saw you jumping around on a bimbly-bimbly from train to train? 01:17:02.100 --> 01:17:06.160 I can assure you what matters to the words bimbly-bimbly in my life. 01:17:06.160 --> 01:17:07.160 A fucker! 01:17:07.160 --> 01:17:08.160 Yeah! 01:17:08.160 --> 01:17:09.480 Ow! 01:17:10.700 --> 01:17:11.700 You get taxed on the loser. 01:17:11.700 --> 01:17:12.720 Oh my! 01:17:12.720 --> 01:17:16.440 Wait! 01:17:16.440 --> 01:17:34.960 You know what you're gonna do, son? 01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:35.960 Oh, a bitch. 01:17:35.960 --> 01:17:36.960 We've been in that for years. 01:17:36.960 --> 01:17:37.960 It's okay. 01:17:37.960 --> 01:17:38.960 It must do me. 01:17:38.960 --> 01:17:39.960 You're a rat. 01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:40.960 You know what? 01:17:40.960 --> 01:17:41.960 We're gonna get better on this 'cause now it's driving me crazy. 01:17:41.960 --> 01:17:42.960 Let's do this. 01:17:42.960 --> 01:17:43.960 We'll switch. 01:17:43.960 --> 01:17:45.960 You give me albedo and then you'll do the routine. 01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:46.960 Mwah! 01:17:46.960 --> 01:17:47.960 Alright. 01:17:47.960 --> 01:17:49.240 Ah, I'm doing it too. 01:17:49.240 --> 01:17:50.650 Ah. 01:17:50.650 --> 01:17:51.650 What? 01:17:51.650 --> 01:17:52.650 Registration, yeah? 01:17:52.650 --> 01:17:53.650 Come on, now. 01:17:53.650 --> 01:17:55.650 Ah, now I remember it. 01:17:56.650 --> 01:17:57.650 That's very good. 01:17:57.650 --> 01:17:58.650 Look at that. 01:17:58.650 --> 01:18:00.650 In the meanwhile, yeah, never give your car keys to a stranger. 01:18:00.650 --> 01:18:01.650 Oh my god. 01:18:11.240 --> 01:18:12.240 No, that's not marijuana. 01:18:12.240 --> 01:18:13.240 We'll see about that. 01:18:13.240 --> 01:18:14.140 Ah! 01:18:14.140 --> 01:18:27.490 Is that a good idea? 01:18:27.490 --> 01:18:28.490 Sorry. 01:18:28.490 --> 01:18:29.440 Is that a good idea? 01:18:29.440 --> 01:18:30.740 Sorry. 01:18:30.740 --> 01:18:32.740 Is that a good idea? 01:18:32.740 --> 01:18:33.740 We're from America. 01:18:33.740 --> 01:18:34.740 We don't speak French. 01:18:34.740 --> 01:18:35.830 Oh. 01:18:35.830 --> 01:18:41.500 Provide. 01:18:41.500 --> 01:18:43.500 Can I hear you speak English? 01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:45.580 I do. 01:18:45.580 --> 01:18:47.830 Your papers. 01:18:47.830 --> 01:18:52.000 We would like to eat your papers. 01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:55.000 Can you show me your party papers? 01:18:55.000 --> 01:18:57.000 Can we see a pretty famous? 01:18:57.000 --> 01:18:58.000 Yes. 01:18:58.000 --> 01:19:00.000 Oh my god. 01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:01.000 I'm sorry. 01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:01.100 You're obviously... 01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:02.000 No, no, no, no. 01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:03.000 I'm not going to lie. 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:04.000 It's all for me and my partner. 01:19:04.000 --> 01:19:05.000 We should try to fight. 01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:06.000 Without you, there's no way to go through the lights. 01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:07.000 I'm sorry. 01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:08.000 You're obviously... 01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:09.220 No, no, no, no. 01:19:09.220 --> 01:19:11.220 I'm not going to lie to me and my partner. 01:19:11.220 --> 01:19:12.220 We should try to fight. 01:19:12.220 --> 01:19:14.220 Without you, there's no way to go through the lights. 01:19:14.220 --> 01:19:15.220 Do you know the key to life? 01:19:15.220 --> 01:19:16.220 I'm fine. 01:19:16.220 --> 01:19:18.220 The key to life is a penis in your asshole. 01:19:18.220 --> 01:19:19.220 I've made your pardon, sir. 01:19:19.220 --> 01:19:21.220 I think you must be saying that. 01:19:21.220 --> 01:19:22.220 I'm not going to lie to you. 01:19:33.310 --> 01:19:34.300 I'm not going to lie. 01:19:34.300 --> 01:19:35.600 I'm not going to lie to you. 01:19:36.610 --> 01:19:42.060 The key to life is a penis in your asshole. 01:19:42.060 --> 01:19:44.630 I've made your pardon, sir. 01:19:44.630 --> 01:19:46.630 I think you must be saying that wrong. 01:19:46.630 --> 01:19:47.630 No, no, no. 01:19:47.630 --> 01:19:51.720 The key to life is a penis in your asshole. 01:19:51.720 --> 01:19:53.780 I don't think you're saying what you mean to say. 01:19:53.780 --> 01:19:55.780 Oh, oui, oui, oui. 01:19:55.780 --> 01:19:56.790 A penis, a penis. 01:19:56.790 --> 01:19:59.790 You know, to smile, to be a penis. 01:20:02.750 --> 01:20:04.750 *laughs* 01:20:07.190 --> 01:20:11.520 You are asshole! 01:20:11.520 --> 01:20:13.570 *laughs* 01:20:13.570 --> 01:20:15.570 Household! 01:20:15.570 --> 01:20:20.590 Keep your life is happiness in your household 3! 01:20:20.590 --> 01:20:22.590 Keep your life is happiness in your asshole 3! 01:20:22.590 --> 01:20:24.590 I'm trying to tell her that! 01:20:24.590 --> 01:20:26.590 *laughs* 01:20:29.190 --> 01:20:32.210 What did you say I said? 01:20:32.210 --> 01:20:34.170 I don't even know 01:20:34.170 --> 01:20:38.170 But we thought that you said that the key to life 01:20:38.170 --> 01:20:41.200 is a penis in your asshole 01:20:41.200 --> 01:20:43.200 *laughs* 01:20:43.200 --> 01:20:45.290 You are like you just think everyone wants to fuck you! 01:20:45.290 --> 01:20:47.290 No one wants to fuck you! 01:20:47.290 --> 01:20:48.290 *laughs* 01:20:53.820 --> 01:21:00.310 So you can do like a "Who's on First Pullover?" 01:21:00.310 --> 01:21:03.310 Revin, Costello, and a whole time comedy 01:21:03.310 --> 01:21:08.280 *laughs* 01:21:28.720 --> 01:21:29.850 I do that! 01:21:29.850 --> 01:21:31.850 It's too bad for you! My dad dropped me in the woods naked every summer! 01:21:31.850 --> 01:21:32.800 Huh? 01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:33.810 Oh, sounds too bad for you! 01:21:33.810 --> 01:21:35.810 No, I can know you do this! Look at us! 01:21:35.810 --> 01:21:38.800 We are pink, all red, white, and blue! 01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:40.800 Does the colors of the French fly? 01:21:40.800 --> 01:21:43.800 Oh, I want to do some of the props, the guys who did this, were British! 01:21:43.800 --> 01:21:44.800 You're a big ghost burrito! 01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.800 Who wants breakfast burritos? 01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:47.800 Oh, get up! 01:21:47.800 --> 01:21:48.800 *laughs* 01:21:58.920 --> 01:22:00.810 This is a ghost! 01:22:00.810 --> 01:22:03.810 First I get a call that the mountains are up far from sideways on the highways 01:22:03.810 --> 01:22:05.900 Then I get a call that come down here! 01:22:05.900 --> 01:22:06.900 It wasn't us! 01:22:06.900 --> 01:22:09.900 These buddy guys, they kidnap us and they leave us in the woods to die! 01:22:09.900 --> 01:22:12.900 Yeah, then they steal all three of our uniforms, man! 01:22:12.900 --> 01:22:14.900 These guys put a bear in our station! 01:22:14.900 --> 01:22:15.900 We're real Jews! 01:22:15.900 --> 01:22:16.900 Big bears! 01:22:16.900 --> 01:22:17.900 Yeah! 01:22:17.900 --> 01:22:18.920 You a bear? 01:22:18.920 --> 01:22:22.590 Maybe these are bears! 01:22:22.590 --> 01:22:30.130 *laughs* 01:22:30.130 --> 01:22:35.070 Hey, fellas, you weren't thinking about this all the long game! 01:22:35.070 --> 01:22:36.880 These guys! 01:22:36.880 --> 01:22:38.610 They impersonated all the search! 01:22:38.610 --> 01:22:42.740 There is no way they're holding onto their jobs! 01:22:42.740 --> 01:22:43.740 And I'll do you one better! 01:22:43.740 --> 01:22:46.850 I get done talking to my good friend! 01:22:46.850 --> 01:22:47.850 Just look! 01:22:47.850 --> 01:22:48.850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 01:22:48.850 --> 01:22:50.930 I'll mention this whole turnover thing! 01:22:50.930 --> 01:22:51.930 Goes right out the window! 01:22:51.930 --> 01:22:52.930 Boom! 01:22:52.930 --> 01:22:53.930 Good boys! 01:22:53.930 --> 01:22:54.930 Unpack your bags! 01:22:54.930 --> 01:22:55.930 Revive those cable bundles! 01:22:55.930 --> 01:22:56.930 'Cause you are not going anywhere! 01:22:56.930 --> 01:22:58.930 I say we celebrate! 01:22:58.930 --> 01:22:59.930 What do we have for breakfast? 01:22:59.930 --> 01:23:00.930 I'm kidding! 01:23:01.930 --> 01:23:02.930 I'm not going to be able to do it! 01:23:13.880 --> 01:23:15.070 Jeremy! 01:23:15.070 --> 01:23:16.160 Wait! 01:23:16.160 --> 01:23:17.890 I'm not going to be able to do it! 01:23:23.210 --> 01:23:25.210 This is Fred Savage right along the way! 01:23:25.210 --> 01:23:26.980 I'm not going to be able to do it! 01:24:32.560 --> 01:24:33.720 At least you make a black mint gum! 01:24:33.720 --> 01:24:35.230 That would be choice! 01:24:35.230 --> 01:24:37.230 You can call it "Minty Black"! 01:24:37.230 --> 01:24:39.150 Yeah, I'll write that down too! 01:24:39.150 --> 01:24:40.150 No one would buy that! 01:24:40.150 --> 01:24:41.150 What?! 01:24:41.150 --> 01:24:42.150 No one would buy that stupid gum! 01:24:42.150 --> 01:24:43.100 Shit! 01:24:43.100 --> 01:24:49.390 I would buy it if it was on friends! 01:24:49.390 --> 01:24:52.870 If Ross or Rachel Judit selling hotcakes! 01:24:52.870 --> 01:24:56.000 You, you, you follow me out here while I'm pissing just to tell me this shit! 01:24:56.000 --> 01:24:57.000 Quit looking at my dick! 01:24:57.000 --> 01:24:58.000 I'm not looking at your dick! 01:24:58.000 --> 01:24:59.000 We're taking a piss! 01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:00.000 So piss! 01:25:00.230 --> 01:25:00.630 I don't want to go. 01:25:31.290 --> 01:26:02.740 Big, hairy smile. 01:26:02.920 --> 01:26:04.020 Why would you give me a shocker? 01:26:04.160 --> 01:26:05.480 No way of saying thanks, honey. 01:26:05.540 --> 01:26:06.420 You saved my life. 01:26:06.930 --> 01:26:08.020 I was dead. 01:26:08.410 --> 01:26:11.370 I don't know what you were doing. 01:26:12.050 --> 01:26:14.560 You better make out with me, sweetheart. 01:26:14.640 --> 01:26:15.240 I'm lying to you. 01:26:16.340 --> 01:26:16.940 Come here. 01:26:17.240 --> 01:26:18.180 Give me some more of that. 01:26:19.000 --> 01:26:20.650 What the hell is that? 01:26:21.150 --> 01:26:31.210 Same stuff. 01:26:31.520 --> 01:26:32.840 I've got a shit ton more of it. 01:26:34.430 --> 01:26:36.990 It's the end of your own days. 01:26:37.570 --> 01:26:38.610 So you've guessed the card. 01:26:39.710 --> 01:26:41.110 AK-47. 01:26:46.120 --> 01:26:50.630 And it's every time you just explained. 01:26:50.880 --> 01:26:52.270 There's nothing to explain. 01:26:52.270 --> 01:26:54.370 This is our station. 01:26:54.510 --> 01:26:55.250 This is Canada. 01:26:55.610 --> 01:26:56.630 There are bears everywhere. 01:26:56.950 --> 01:26:59.570 There are bears that go through my garbage every night. 01:26:59.880 --> 01:27:01.220 I have cereal with bears. 01:27:02.320 --> 01:27:04.060 The most popular breakfast. 01:27:04.750 --> 01:27:05.610 I would say, Marios. 01:27:06.190 --> 01:27:06.970 Any dare, Jamie. 01:27:07.530 --> 01:27:08.610 I'm going to grab some meat. 01:27:09.640 --> 01:27:11.840 Into a baby. 01:27:12.310 --> 01:27:13.360 And I'll have your baby. 01:27:14.980 --> 01:27:16.690 Pooch. 01:27:16.990 --> 01:27:17.800 That's my mom. 01:27:18.280 --> 01:27:19.390 Don't worry, I'm good, eh? 01:27:20.270 --> 01:27:21.370 I'm just asking. 01:27:21.550 --> 01:27:22.070 I'm boring. 01:27:22.890 --> 01:27:23.640 It's okay. 01:27:24.220 --> 01:27:26.430 It's like a real big one, dude, huh? 01:27:26.690 --> 01:27:29.580 I told everyone how wonderful you are, though. 01:27:30.050 --> 01:27:30.780 Why or not? 01:27:31.160 --> 01:27:32.660 You have bad hearts. 01:27:32.660 --> 01:27:34.340 Who wants Cran-Franc? 01:27:35.390 --> 01:27:36.170 Nobody? 01:27:37.480 --> 01:27:39.320 Hey, no Cran-Franc. 01:27:39.320 --> 01:27:39.520 All right. 01:27:41.600 --> 01:27:41.920 Cisco. 01:27:42.350 --> 01:27:43.040 Jim-Goodie. 01:27:43.160 --> 01:27:43.520 Cisco. 01:27:44.450 --> 01:27:55.740 Say AK-48s. 01:27:56.120 --> 01:27:57.240 The League of the U.S. 01:27:57.460 --> 01:27:58.000 Why 48? 01:27:58.520 --> 01:28:00.820 Because they hold one extra bullet. 01:28:01.630 --> 01:28:03.760 Sure, you never know when you need just one bullet. 01:28:03.940 --> 01:28:05.020 This one says tiger pants. 01:28:05.280 --> 01:28:05.960 Sock it! 01:28:06.280 --> 01:28:07.080 Shut up, barba. 01:28:07.480 --> 01:28:08.840 The Chinese use us to get hard-offs. 01:28:09.130 --> 01:28:09.860 I tried to get it once. 01:28:09.860 --> 01:28:10.880 You can't bite the United States. 01:28:12.050 --> 01:28:14.550 Dude. 01:28:14.870 --> 01:28:15.760 Your mustache. 01:28:16.200 --> 01:28:16.540 What a fist. 01:28:17.420 --> 01:28:20.140 You're wearing a mustache, man? 01:28:20.260 --> 01:28:20.460 Yeah. 01:28:20.760 --> 01:28:21.900 It's a pustiche, okay? 01:28:21.900 --> 01:28:22.900 I've had my little hair loss. 01:28:23.080 --> 01:28:23.720 Don't worry about it. 01:28:23.970 --> 01:28:25.500 Don't worry about your own goddamn mustache. 01:28:26.960 --> 01:28:29.380 Can I tell you guys about our little moment? 01:28:29.970 --> 01:28:31.150 Did you imagine cheese? 01:28:31.490 --> 01:28:32.390 You told us far back. 01:28:32.690 --> 01:28:33.470 I don't want to hear you. 01:28:34.810 --> 01:28:36.270 All right, look, guys. 01:28:36.350 --> 01:28:37.830 I know we're in some serious shit here. 01:28:37.990 --> 01:28:41.530 If we can crack this case, we might just be able to get beyond this whole mounting thing. 01:28:41.710 --> 01:28:42.510 We didn't do anything. 01:28:42.650 --> 01:28:45.590 Officer, we kidnapped and impersonated officers of a sovereign nation. 01:28:47.750 --> 01:28:52.110 Cigars, Canadian pills, counterfeit cell phones, AK-48s, and tiger pigs. 01:28:52.350 --> 01:28:53.010 What's the link? 01:28:53.620 --> 01:28:57.340 This stuff is more valuable in the U.S. than in Canada. 01:28:57.640 --> 01:28:58.900 So it's a smuggling operation. 01:28:59.040 --> 01:29:00.620 Someone's trying to move the shit over the border. 01:29:00.840 --> 01:29:01.580 No, they're not. 01:29:03.070 --> 01:29:04.950 This stuff is just sitting on Canadian land. 01:29:05.150 --> 01:29:05.650 Yeah, okay. 01:29:05.810 --> 01:29:09.050 But what happens when this Canadian land becomes American land? 01:29:09.250 --> 01:29:11.210 You don't need to move it at all. 01:29:11.370 --> 01:29:12.810 It's already on U.S. soil. 01:29:13.470 --> 01:29:13.870 Exactly. 01:29:14.150 --> 01:29:15.450 Unpassive smuggling. 01:29:16.110 --> 01:29:17.210 It's my kind of crime. 01:29:17.410 --> 01:29:19.690 So they must have the shit stashed all along the border. 01:29:19.910 --> 01:29:20.170 Yeah. 01:29:20.480 --> 01:29:21.260 But who is they? 01:29:21.480 --> 01:29:22.320 Who are they? 01:29:22.930 --> 01:29:25.320 I said this earlier, and you guys laugh at me. 01:29:25.520 --> 01:29:26.280 So let me get to the mountains. 01:29:26.940 --> 01:29:28.720 They are shit people, okay? 01:29:29.060 --> 01:29:30.080 And they smoke Cuban cigars. 01:29:30.160 --> 01:29:30.680 We've seen that. 01:29:30.940 --> 01:29:32.760 They're getting transferred to God knows where. 01:29:32.900 --> 01:29:33.800 I mean, when they have to lose. 01:29:34.040 --> 01:29:37.020 I am starting to agree with Sherlock McServico over here. 01:29:38.400 --> 01:29:40.320 Oh, I'm telling you, fellas. 01:29:40.320 --> 01:29:42.380 In my experience, it's always the local cops. 01:29:42.970 --> 01:29:44.390 Just give me if I feel that bird. 01:29:44.610 --> 01:29:45.710 Barbara, that's a bald eagle. 01:29:46.030 --> 01:29:46.990 Get away, baldy! 01:29:47.790 --> 01:29:53.930 I got down. 01:29:53.930 --> 01:29:59.870 I hope it's not the way to ticket this out. 01:30:05.830 --> 01:30:06.830 I always wish it was shenanigans. 01:30:06.830 --> 01:30:07.830 What are you doing? 01:30:08.830 --> 01:30:10.490 I'm waiting here for an hour. 01:30:10.490 --> 01:30:12.100 This is my song. 01:30:12.100 --> 01:30:13.520 I know, but listen. 01:30:13.520 --> 01:30:14.520 I'm sitting here. 01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:15.520 Shut the fuck down. 01:30:15.520 --> 01:30:17.180 I'm sitting here. 01:30:17.180 --> 01:30:22.940 I'm singing here. 01:30:22.940 --> 01:30:23.940 Shut the fuck down. 01:30:23.940 --> 01:30:25.940 Will you please come home? 01:30:25.940 --> 01:30:28.250 I'll give it for you guys. 01:30:28.250 --> 01:30:30.250 Yeah, I'll give it for you guys. 01:30:30.250 --> 01:30:31.250 I'll give it for you guys. 01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:46.800 You got a whole beer. 01:30:46.800 --> 01:30:47.800 A liter of cola. 01:30:47.800 --> 01:30:49.120 What did you say? 01:30:49.120 --> 01:30:50.340 You want a liter of cola. 01:30:50.340 --> 01:30:51.340 Do you have that here? 01:30:51.340 --> 01:30:53.300 Yeah, we got that 10 liter to light. 01:30:53.300 --> 01:30:54.300 You get a punch guard. 01:30:54.300 --> 01:30:55.300 You rack up 10 liters of cola. 01:30:55.300 --> 01:30:56.300 Get yourself a freezer. 01:30:56.300 --> 01:30:57.300 Bring all. 01:30:57.300 --> 01:30:58.300 Bring all right now. 01:30:58.300 --> 01:31:01.510 Bring all 10 liters and the punch guard. 01:31:01.510 --> 01:31:02.510 I want it all right now. 01:31:02.510 --> 01:31:03.510 Oh. 01:31:03.510 --> 01:31:06.360 Yeah, that's pretty awesome. 01:31:06.360 --> 01:31:07.420 That's good. 01:31:21.950 --> 01:31:22.950 You're terrible. 01:31:22.950 --> 01:31:25.580 I know I over- 01:31:25.580 --> 01:31:29.170 Just the town you're so upset 01:31:29.170 --> 01:31:30.170 about the tunnel for. 01:31:30.170 --> 01:31:33.790 Even if you are. 01:31:33.790 --> 01:31:37.870 I've actually been working on that for you. 01:31:37.870 --> 01:31:38.870 For me? 01:31:38.870 --> 01:31:39.930 No. 01:31:39.930 --> 01:31:40.930 Moosehead. 01:31:40.930 --> 01:31:41.950 Canadian beer. 01:31:41.950 --> 01:31:43.150 Beaver chili. 01:31:43.150 --> 01:31:44.150 Great Canadian. 01:31:44.150 --> 01:31:47.150 I've been working on my French too. 01:31:47.150 --> 01:31:51.800 I love this song. 01:31:51.800 --> 01:31:54.800 Oh, it reminds me of Sommers on the Thames. 01:31:54.800 --> 01:32:16.840 I can't say that, but I don't even know what I mean. 01:32:16.840 --> 01:32:20.320 Sad song about the Nazi occupation of France. 01:32:20.320 --> 01:32:21.250 Oh. 01:32:21.250 --> 01:32:23.200 I'm sorry. 01:32:23.200 --> 01:32:25.380 I hate you. 01:32:25.380 --> 01:32:27.010 No, no, no. 01:32:27.010 --> 01:32:27.970 About two dollars. 01:32:27.970 --> 01:33:02.480 You don't know his name. 01:33:02.480 --> 01:33:04.400 No. 01:33:04.400 --> 01:33:06.530 I smell his nickname. 01:33:06.530 --> 01:33:07.530 What? 01:33:17.020 --> 01:33:18.220 It's broke. 01:33:18.220 --> 01:33:19.220 And it's gotta be the mountains. 01:33:19.220 --> 01:33:20.180 Why? 01:33:20.180 --> 01:33:21.180 Because it's always the local clubs. 01:33:21.180 --> 01:33:23.130 You're just a punch card. 01:33:23.130 --> 01:33:24.240 See? 01:33:24.240 --> 01:33:29.220 This is ten. 01:33:29.220 --> 01:33:31.530 Technically, you have to drink all ten to get dessert. 01:33:31.530 --> 01:33:33.530 Oh, you're challenging me? 01:33:33.530 --> 01:33:36.530 Just be going in three seconds on the butter tart duel log. 01:33:36.530 --> 01:33:37.530 Come on, chop chop. 01:33:37.530 --> 01:33:39.610 That's what I do. 01:33:39.610 --> 01:33:45.560 It is. 01:33:45.560 --> 01:33:48.620 Nothing they can do with all that contraband until this land becomes American. 01:33:48.620 --> 01:33:53.680 So all we have to do is push back the turnover until we can find the rest of the stuff. 01:33:53.680 --> 01:33:54.680 Well, you're having a prank. 01:33:54.680 --> 01:33:55.680 Who knows what's going to happen with the turn? 01:33:55.680 --> 01:33:58.100 Whatever happens, we've got to solve this case. 01:33:58.100 --> 01:34:00.710 Now, let's take a look. 01:34:00.710 --> 01:34:01.740 I call it bad. 01:34:01.740 --> 01:34:02.740 Okay. 01:34:02.740 --> 01:34:04.450 They only saw it. 01:34:04.450 --> 01:34:06.750 Duel up. 01:34:06.750 --> 01:34:07.750 We deserve movement, farmer. 01:34:07.750 --> 01:34:10.510 Fucking butter tart duel log. 01:34:10.510 --> 01:34:11.510 Let's go. 01:34:11.510 --> 01:34:17.720 Now. 01:34:17.720 --> 01:34:18.720 Watch out. 01:34:18.720 --> 01:34:19.720 Walk faster, finger blaster. 01:34:19.720 --> 01:34:38.220 The detective's all the future. 01:34:38.220 --> 01:34:39.510 In addition to rabbit. 01:34:39.510 --> 01:34:41.120 Hold your bones. 01:34:41.120 --> 01:34:42.110 Rabbit's gone. 01:34:42.110 --> 01:34:43.140 Dash cam. 01:34:43.140 --> 01:34:44.110 Look at this. 01:34:44.110 --> 01:34:46.080 Eww, you clever little trick, you prick. 01:34:46.080 --> 01:34:49.140 It's a compliment, shithead. 01:34:49.140 --> 01:34:51.140 Fuck you, midget for rattles. 01:35:02.110 --> 01:35:09.250 I mean, is there you no shop here? 01:35:09.510 --> 01:35:09.750 No. 01:35:09.910 --> 01:35:10.670 And on my desk? 01:35:10.870 --> 01:35:11.770 Shut up, Farber. 01:35:11.850 --> 01:35:12.470 This is serious. 01:35:13.110 --> 01:35:14.980 Oh, what the fuck? 01:35:15.280 --> 01:35:16.510 Now how are we going to find them? 01:35:16.910 --> 01:35:18.690 All those iPhones have the same number. 01:35:19.310 --> 01:35:22.430 Now, if we only have a triangle later, we can locate them. 01:35:24.270 --> 01:35:25.860 Take that, you bastards. 01:35:26.540 --> 01:35:28.140 Those are the phones, right there. 01:35:29.060 --> 01:35:29.540 Enhance. 01:35:30.650 --> 01:35:32.260 All right, but what is this place? 01:35:32.540 --> 01:35:33.060 Enhance. 01:35:37.340 --> 01:35:38.960 Skier and De La Vache. 01:35:39.200 --> 01:35:40.390 All right, you guys speak French. 01:35:40.570 --> 01:35:41.150 What does that mean? 01:35:41.760 --> 01:35:44.060 I don't know what Sier means. 01:35:44.700 --> 01:35:46.770 And I also don't know what Vache means. 01:35:47.110 --> 01:35:48.410 So you really don't understand anything? 01:35:48.860 --> 01:35:50.030 Sier de La Vache. 01:35:50.700 --> 01:35:53.040 It's, uh, I believe it's the scary vase. 01:35:53.300 --> 01:35:54.700 Yeah, well, let's see. 01:35:54.740 --> 01:35:55.340 Sier's a beetle. 01:35:55.670 --> 01:35:56.240 A beetle vase? 01:35:56.400 --> 01:35:56.560 No. 01:35:56.760 --> 01:35:57.000 Yes. 01:35:57.160 --> 01:35:57.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:35:57.840 --> 01:35:59.540 But La Vache is angry. 01:36:00.350 --> 01:36:01.530 Angry beetle, kind of. 01:36:01.610 --> 01:36:02.370 Yeah, angry beetle. 01:36:02.530 --> 01:36:05.310 It's the sawmill of the cow, you idiots. 01:36:05.950 --> 01:36:07.070 It's a sawmill. 01:36:07.610 --> 01:36:08.890 Why sawmill of the cow? 01:36:08.890 --> 01:36:09.890 It doesn't make sense. 01:36:10.550 --> 01:36:14.670 Let's go and give those carnapple heads a good old-fashioned red, white, and rude. 01:36:14.810 --> 01:36:15.650 Fist fuck it! 01:36:15.810 --> 01:36:16.030 Yeah! 01:36:17.570 --> 01:36:21.030 Shuffin' shuffin'! 01:36:21.030 --> 01:36:21.530 Ooh. 01:36:27.450 --> 01:36:33.720 I'm going to drag a glass soda. 01:36:34.300 --> 01:36:39.110 It just now occurred to me you and I have never been alone together before. 01:36:39.480 --> 01:36:40.280 Thank God. 01:36:40.610 --> 01:36:44.280 Seriously, if we ever had a one-on-one conversation. 01:36:44.660 --> 01:36:45.120 Why wouldn't we? 01:36:45.320 --> 01:36:46.650 You seem like a pretty boring dude. 01:36:47.870 --> 01:36:56.270 Still making a blonde cop or... 01:36:56.270 --> 01:37:02.260 Yeah. 01:37:02.430 --> 01:37:05.060 Sure, I don't know if so. 01:37:05.200 --> 01:37:07.180 Have you completely lost your sense of direction? 01:37:07.360 --> 01:37:09.520 Well, you're yelling at me certainly doesn't help. 01:37:09.990 --> 01:37:11.060 That's right, I thought that was the term. 01:37:11.200 --> 01:37:12.560 Shut up, Mr. Perfect! 01:37:13.810 --> 01:37:35.910 No sense, no sense. 01:37:36.260 --> 01:37:36.580 Yeah! 01:37:36.740 --> 01:37:37.180 Give it to me! 01:38:12.870 --> 01:38:18.040 I'm a formalist. 01:38:18.300 --> 01:38:25.820 I'm still going to go back and get that water-train, no log. 01:38:27.440 --> 01:38:29.650 Listen, let's milk this cow. 01:38:56.410 --> 01:38:56.730 Smugglers! 01:38:57.850 --> 01:38:58.810 You're not a fucking smuggler! 01:39:00.890 --> 01:39:01.410 Hey, hey, hey! 01:39:02.090 --> 01:39:05.320 Something's not right! 01:39:05.640 --> 01:39:06.520 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 01:39:07.000 --> 01:39:08.530 Anyone is right! 01:39:08.750 --> 01:39:09.930 Something doesn't add up here! 01:39:14.120 --> 01:39:14.560 Smugglers! 01:39:42.430 --> 01:39:45.770 You tell us these guys are the smugglers, eh? 01:39:45.910 --> 01:39:48.080 Well, it's a lot smarter than telling you that I'm the smuggler! 01:39:48.780 --> 01:39:50.720 What do you mean, you're the smuggler? 01:39:51.080 --> 01:39:51.520 Oh, I'm sorry. 01:39:51.720 --> 01:39:52.830 What else is it going to do? 01:39:53.530 --> 01:39:56.830 Being in the mirror of a small Canadian town sounds romantic and cool. 01:39:57.150 --> 01:39:59.890 Being in the mirror of a small American town sounds like you're an illusion. 01:40:03.230 --> 01:40:10.800 All along the borderline, I never would've thought that the guys from Fred Savage Institute would be the ones to trip me. 01:40:10.800 --> 01:40:12.800 These aren't the cops that killed Fred Savage! 01:40:12.800 --> 01:40:14.370 Exactly. 01:40:14.370 --> 01:40:20.710 But I will say, this little, uh, rivalry between police forces is the perfect opportunity to take you both of them. 01:40:20.710 --> 01:40:22.690 Well now we're taking you in. 01:40:22.690 --> 01:40:24.960 Sorry, but that's not the way it's going to go. 01:40:24.960 --> 01:40:27.690 I'll read, if you would be so kind. 01:40:30.870 --> 01:40:33.870 Oh, holy shit, and two pay attention to that man. 01:40:36.870 --> 01:40:42.500 Your rabbit wasn't quick enough, maybe next time he'll pop a little faster. 01:40:42.500 --> 01:40:45.500 If anything happens to him, I'm gonna fuck you six ways to Sunday! 01:40:45.500 --> 01:40:47.440 He's the wheeze. 01:40:47.440 --> 01:40:49.820 Now I know who gobbled all my fovis culture. 01:40:50.910 --> 01:40:52.960 So, drop your guns. 01:40:52.960 --> 01:40:59.290 Rabbit and his girlfriend will multiply in gruesome fashion. 01:40:59.290 --> 01:41:08.840 You come to her. 01:41:08.840 --> 01:41:27.580 Are you ready? 01:41:27.580 --> 01:41:59.920 Missy! 01:41:59.920 --> 01:42:01.920 You give me, and then you tie me to his robe? 01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:02.920 Just meet these and lay. 01:42:02.920 --> 01:42:04.890 And then I'll just larder les interrances. 01:42:04.890 --> 01:42:07.270 I'll go and see you next time. 01:44:53.620 --> 01:44:54.750 It'll attack you. 01:45:44.740 --> 01:45:46.900 What about your accent? 01:45:46.900 --> 01:45:49.600 Andrea Spooner 01:45:49.600 --> 01:45:52.020 Ontario Provincial Police 01:45:52.020 --> 01:46:11.810 Shut up! 01:46:11.810 --> 01:46:15.810 The organized crime unit of the Ontario Provincial Police 01:46:15.810 --> 01:46:18.070 You assholes! 01:46:18.070 --> 01:46:20.060 Just moved 3 years of work from me 01:46:20.060 --> 01:46:22.060 I was this close to getting your supplier 01:46:22.060 --> 01:46:24.060 Now I'll never get him 01:46:24.060 --> 01:46:26.060 I'm happy to offer your pull calls 01:46:26.060 --> 01:46:33.180 Shut the fuck up! 01:46:33.180 --> 01:46:35.180 When you're squeaking up back there 01:46:35.180 --> 01:46:37.180 Keep an eye out for my palsies 01:46:37.180 --> 01:46:39.180 Where are you going? 01:46:39.180 --> 01:46:41.300 You're an upper hero geek 01:46:41.300 --> 01:46:43.300 An hockey player who owned a whore house 01:46:43.300 --> 01:46:44.300 Yeah, that thing you smell like it 01:46:44.300 --> 01:46:45.300 Curse in the Canadian system 01:46:45.300 --> 01:46:46.300 Who is he well-loving? 01:46:48.300 --> 01:46:49.300 He's very pregnant 01:46:49.300 --> 01:46:50.300 You were the fit and good in Calgary 01:46:50.300 --> 01:46:52.300 And talk about that what's a good 01:46:52.300 --> 01:46:55.300 Oh God, I actually had defense in Mok-Chomp 01:46:55.300 --> 01:46:57.300 Oh, the worst Mok-Garb that guy, huh? 01:46:57.300 --> 01:47:00.240 No, he ended up in the QSBH all by the time he's 38 01:47:00.240 --> 01:47:01.260 Boring! 01:47:01.260 --> 01:47:03.190 Ah! 01:47:03.190 --> 01:47:04.190 Oh, easy! 01:47:04.190 --> 01:47:05.190 Easy! 01:47:05.190 --> 01:47:06.250 Ah! 01:47:06.250 --> 01:47:07.250 There he is! 01:47:08.250 --> 01:47:10.370 You're acting the Japanese flag 01:47:10.370 --> 01:47:11.370 Oh! 01:47:11.370 --> 01:47:13.950 Hey man, thanks for saving my life 01:47:13.950 --> 01:47:15.950 I don't know what I would've done without you 01:47:15.950 --> 01:47:17.260 Oh, it's okay, I need a hug 01:47:17.260 --> 01:47:18.350 Oh! 01:47:18.350 --> 01:47:19.530 Not for you! 01:47:19.530 --> 01:47:27.570 You're- 01:47:27.570 --> 01:47:29.750 Ow! 01:47:29.750 --> 01:47:31.380 You're- 01:47:31.380 --> 01:47:33.840 Dude! 01:47:33.840 --> 01:47:34.750 Are you lactating? 01:47:34.750 --> 01:47:37.000 I'm just doing what my body tells me to do 01:47:37.000 --> 01:47:38.000 Okay? 01:47:38.000 --> 01:47:40.000 Okay, Korn, you're the fifth 01:47:40.000 --> 01:48:50.100 near the dead. You're not going to wear t-shirt cuttings. Sorry I lied. You were very sweet, but also very gullible. Get together and listen to some old time French music. That gets all healed up. Yeah, sure. And 50 cc morphine shaving cream on the razor. Razor for what? I have to remove the hair from your testicles. I have to stitch you up. Well, what? No, what? Why did you just get it? It's a paper bed. All you need to do is get all of it. Hey guys. Happy trails. Looks like the roof is good. 01:48:50.100 --> 01:50:00.030 We did. We caught the sluggers. Yeah. Little piggy crying. Goddamn. What the? You. I just lost a pussy bed. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Given your involvement with this bust, how does it feel to know that you are still being replaced? You know, when they first arrive, I'm wondering where these people, they come here, they kill you. 01:50:00.000 --> 01:50:13.550 our land. But then I have it my answer. They are heroes. Men. They put their life on the 01:50:13.550 --> 01:50:21.090 land for us. One of them, he invented my life. This dang guy here with the wet dicks. 01:50:22.510 --> 01:50:30.050 He hates Americans. I have to tell you, if these gentlemen are an example of what it means to be 01:50:30.050 --> 01:50:37.080 an American, then I am proud to be an American too. All right, I am. I'm proud to be American. 01:50:37.630 --> 01:50:41.890 So we're leaving the starter station up north. But I say with great confidence that we could 01:50:41.890 --> 01:50:53.570 leave you at better hands than in those of the Vermont highway. Motherfucker on this planet. 01:50:54.400 --> 01:51:08.820 Tell me why. You tell me. Oh yeah, me. Actually, I'm here to tell you that the U.S. and Canadian 01:51:08.820 --> 01:51:14.920 governments have decided to postpone the turnover until the rest of the hidden contraband is found. 01:51:15.540 --> 01:51:23.490 So wait, are we Canadians or are we Americans? You're still Canadians for now and that's going 01:51:23.490 --> 01:51:35.760 to continue indefinitely. Sorry. So we are now in control of this area again. No, no, no, no. We've 01:51:35.760 --> 01:51:40.080 both got the authority. You've got the authority to go take a flying fuck and a rolling donut. Hey, 01:51:40.240 --> 01:51:44.620 we just saved your life. You remember that? We have an expression here. Nicole, what have you done 01:51:44.620 --> 01:51:49.780 for me lately? Yeah, maybe we'll haul your ass back out to the woods naked. Or maybe we can burn it down 01:51:49.780 --> 01:51:55.100 your white house again, eh? What the hell does that mean? The war of 1812. I don't know your history. 01:51:56.060 --> 01:52:48.580 Oh, no, no, no. Savage? What's going on? Back in Tyrone, man. Oh, nice to meet you, officer. 01:52:48.920 --> 01:52:52.540 Oh, well, sir. Nice to meet you. Fred. So what's with the ride log? You got a cop movie coming up? 01:52:52.540 --> 01:52:58.500 Uh, no, it's actually a new show for the sci-fi channel. It's a small town alien invasion show called The Monsters. 01:52:58.700 --> 01:53:04.690 Oh. So do you guys spend a lot of time getting, uh, cancer activities at the, uh, job? 01:53:04.830 --> 01:53:08.110 No, no, we get the call and then we call the fire department. They get the thing, huh? 01:53:08.330 --> 01:53:10.770 Oh. Can I actually trouble you for, uh, a quick selfie? 01:53:11.110 --> 01:53:13.350 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, Princess, right? 01:53:13.550 --> 01:53:14.550 Yes. I'm what? 01:53:14.710 --> 01:53:16.190 This is what I get made for me in high school. 01:53:16.250 --> 01:53:17.390 Oh, good. You're welcome. 01:53:17.390 --> 01:53:20.670 But, uh, holy shit. 01:53:21.090 --> 01:53:22.630 Fred fucking savage, huh? 01:53:22.830 --> 01:53:23.470 Uh, yes. 01:53:23.810 --> 01:53:26.090 How are you? 01:53:26.330 --> 01:53:26.990 You still with Winnie? 01:53:27.310 --> 01:53:29.550 Uh, no, no. Just, uh, just the show. 01:53:29.850 --> 01:53:30.910 My boss, hoppy seconds. 01:53:31.090 --> 01:53:33.490 I'm gonna get the cat. I'm gonna get the cat. 01:53:33.590 --> 01:53:37.170 Mr. Savage only can't let you do that because, you know, we're responsible for your safety. 01:53:37.370 --> 01:53:38.590 Don't worry about it. I'm an expert client. 01:53:39.160 --> 01:53:40.170 You know the movie Super Monkey? 01:53:40.720 --> 01:53:41.100 Yeah. 01:53:41.460 --> 01:53:42.880 I do all my own sets in that movie. 01:53:43.250 --> 01:53:44.110 I'm good at the trees. 01:53:44.410 --> 01:53:44.760 Yeah. 01:53:46.060 --> 01:53:47.420 Look at the girl. 01:53:48.360 --> 01:53:50.040 Hey, you see it. 01:53:50.300 --> 01:53:51.450 Yeah. 01:53:51.760 --> 01:53:54.480 Hey, Mr. Savage, those Super Monkeys suck. 01:53:54.680 --> 01:53:56.580 Yeah, the monkeys are so fucking big. 01:53:57.000 --> 01:54:00.560 Hey, you know, I can hear you guys. 01:54:00.720 --> 01:54:03.200 All right, you should try acting in a movie and doing your own stuff. 01:54:03.500 --> 01:54:04.260 It's really hard. 01:54:04.680 --> 01:54:05.160 I'm sure. 01:54:05.280 --> 01:54:06.080 All right, no, we did. 01:54:06.260 --> 01:54:06.920 Hey, no. 01:54:07.300 --> 01:54:08.080 Oh, no. 01:55:01.540 --> 01:55:05.200 Rip the merry-go. 02:00:39.680 --> 02:00:53.160 I love a cat. 02:00:59.520 --> 02:01:02.670 Here's a cat. 02:01:02.670 --> 02:01:07.420 She doesn't want to be held.