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Curlberries.

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Limited edition.

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This is free.

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I feel like I'm back in school opening milk like this.

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Ah, nothing.

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It's stupid.

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You wouldn't realize it.

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Ah, you're good, man.

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Go ahead.

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Well, it's just that blue-eyed people get all the good compliments, and I have brown eyes.

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I don't really get any eyes or, like, dirt.

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Dirt?

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Hold on.

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I mean that as a compliment, because there's the source of food and life in every single continent.

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They sparkle like copas.

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The stars could never parallel.

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They look so sweet, like coffee filled with caravans.

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It is sweet.

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And like the autumn leaves, they follow all the trees.

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The colors in your eyes are as loved as they ought to be.

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The warmth inside of that matches the heart inside of me.

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It's like it's meant to be.

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Ah, see?

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Brown eyes can be beautiful, too.

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It's all about loving truly what was given to you.

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But I'm sure you want to know if I can do it if I'm able, or what would I say if they were hazel?

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Your eyes have a little bit of everything.

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Yeah, obviously.

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And I'd rather have a jack of all than a master of one.

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Your eyes hold true surprise.

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A single color is no fun.

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They are second to none, and they dance in the sun.

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And the one thing I remember about eyes like yours is I can go sifting through them every time I'm bored to find nuggets of gold.

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Like in the California vivants, if you ever need a gift of hazel, eyes don't deliver.

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Whoa!

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Shivers!

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Those eyes are winners, too.

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It's almost like your eyes are something unique just to you.

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But I know your mind is wandering as you become serene.

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But what would I say if they were green?

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Your eyes shine like animals in the light.

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Yeah?

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They resemble lovely sight.

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Love.

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Fireflies blowing bright and warming up the night.

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Come on.

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An attempt to match the vibrations of fail on every try.

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With eyes like fully profile, that luck is by your side.

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Because the odds of having eyes with Mother Nature's favorite color is a feat that's so rare, you'd be shocked to find another.

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So whenever you think green is super dinky or it sucks, just remember that in nature, it's a healthy sign of love.

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See?

52
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Duh.

53
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Every eye has magic.

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Hidden in the iris that's woven tight like fabric.

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Of course you're not cheesy yet.

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You must know what I do.

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What would I say if they were blue?

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Your eyes are like diamonds.

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That's cheesy.

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You're right.

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That's easy.

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And compare it to the sky or ocean waves and feel like cheating.

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Because your eyes are so much more than that.

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There must be deeper meaning.

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Because your gaze feels like a home I could stay without ever leaving.

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They are the soul.

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Your soul is something special.

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See?

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Your eyes are just a glimpse of the beauty inside your castle.

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Wow.

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And from within.

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And you don't even would react.

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If your eyes are so dark, they looked black.

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Your eyes are like the boldest of obsidian.

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Like the rock.

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Like the crescent volcano that blow you to oblivion.

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The inability that the space looks empty too until you get a better view.

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The night is as part of you people too.

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Phew.

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I won't lie.

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What a crazy journey.

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Finished yet.

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There's still a color that's yearning.

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So join me in this moment.

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There's no need for more delay.

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What would I say if they were gray?

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Your eyes are my days.

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The tide will air with you.

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Light being the way for you make up the eye that's shining in the sun.

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Even after this, I'm sure I probably missed a few.

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I hope by now we've learned that the beauty's inside of you.

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Yeah.

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It's time to stop digging into the green.

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Is it good?

95
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Then due to some kind of crazy incident, you got kicked off in that force.

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As you start playing music, before you do it, you want America's Got Talent.

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You're crackling bacon!

98
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What a long, strange trip it's been.

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Love you guys!

100
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Oh, I gotta tell Rick Parker, he's not gonna repeat this.

101
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Dude, you gotta get over here right now, I'm grabbing.

102
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He's going to shoot his pants.

103
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You know what I'm being hilarious?

104
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When he comes on the bus, you can pick him in the nuts as hard as you can.

105
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Dude, just drool the guy!

106
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What the hell is going on in here?

107
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Oh my God!

108
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Crackling bacon!

109
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Yeah?

110
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You got my favorite band, like what?

111
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You know who the Crackling bacon was until I played them for you?

112
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Yeah, I did!

113
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Oh man, what's your favorite song?

114
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Pork?

115
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Oh yeah, how does it go then?

116
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Uh-huh.

117
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I'm gonna eat you like a pulled pork sandwich!

118
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Can you eat and drop your bread like a hot steak?

119
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Hey, how would you like to join Crackling bacon?

120
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You're looking for a new lead singer for the more beef!

121
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You got me?

122
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I can do it better than him.

123
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I'm gonna eat you like a pulled pork sandwich!

124
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Kung fu you like a Jackie sandwich!

125
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Come on!

126
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You guys clearly have the set, but do you have the moves?

127
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Hit it!

128
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Bumps!

129
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Kick your tail for life!

130
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Well, there's one more test you gotta pass before we let you join Crackling bacon.

131
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We wanna know if you can keep up with a juice and loose set.

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She's in the back, okay?

133
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But I warn you, quite a handful.

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*Sexy music plays*

135
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Oh, that's not this. This is a matter of fact.

136
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A whole man.

137
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*Sexy music plays*

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Fellas, I never saw this door. It's an everlasting fame. It's a door.

139
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You get the jackie. I'll get an ID.

140
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*Sexy music plays*

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Almost got it.

142
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Those stupid cots.

143
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Yeah, they're cool as hell.

144
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I mean, look at 'em. Still cool?

145
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Mm-hmm.

146
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Probably had that body, though.

147
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Yeah, yeah.

148
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What do you like, Farrah?

149
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We work up there.

150
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Alright, we'll pull out your cuffs.

151
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Let's go.

152
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What?

153
00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:06,230
Let's go!

154
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Stand in here with my cock in my hand.

155
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Grab your cock and put it in the holes!

156
00:31:09,230 --> 00:31:10,230
Come on, let me see that big cock!

157
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:13,090
It's funny, Farrah.

158
00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:16,090
You've made that joke 400 times, and it still sucks.

159
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Fuck you, Matty.

160
00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:19,040
You don't talk to your same supervisor like that.

161
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That's one to bear with an impermanent.

162
00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:23,380
I'm not my permanent construction tracker.

163
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That's right. You want another one?

164
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,380
Keep it up.

165
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,380
Yeah, give me another one.

166
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,380
Get your dick, us too.

167
00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:28,380
You want to go for three?

168
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Okay.

169
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Bingo! You got it!

170
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:31,380
You want another one?

171
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Wee-pee-pee-pee!

172
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:33,380
You got it!

173
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,380
You want another one?

174
00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:35,380
I'll take a one!

175
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,380
That's seven! You want another one?

176
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Give me ten!

177
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Bingo! Back!

178
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That's cool.

179
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Oh, man.

180
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This is the craziest dream.

181
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Where were the cops this time?

182
00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:53,860
Stifler and Dave Ways Junior.

183
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They're almost kissing.

184
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Yeah.

185
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Uh-huh.

186
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I almost got two.

187
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Morning, Zach.

188
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I'm glad.

189
00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:05,990
Hey.

190
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,080
Is Bobby nearby?

191
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,080
Oh yeah, spinning distance.

192
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,080
Do me a favor.

193
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,430
Back please, mouse.

194
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,430
Okay.

195
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We'll do.

196
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,430
So, change of location for this weekend's fishing trip.

197
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Just over the Canadian border.

198
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Oh sweet!

199
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:18,430
I love Canada!

200
00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:19,430
Good one.

201
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I'll mail you the address.

202
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Well, I'm gonna stamp this text me.

203
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Text?

204
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,220
What do you mean like, uh, mail text?

205
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:27,310
Yeah.

206
00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,980
I do believe I have that facility on this one.

207
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:30,980
Okay.

208
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Will do.

209
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,040
That's it.

210
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I'll mail you the text this weekend.

211
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Personal calls back.

212
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,040
What the fuck?

213
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,040
Woo!

214
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,030
God damn it.

215
00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:39,030
Farmer.

216
00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,030
I don't get no personal calls.

217
00:32:40,030 --> 00:32:41,030
There's a sales call.

218
00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:42,030
Oh yeah?

219
00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:43,030
What were they selling?

220
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,020
Was it canned salmon?

221
00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,020
I love canned salmon.

222
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,020
Better than too many, you know?

223
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,020
It's a salty fish.

224
00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,020
I like a salty fish.

225
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,020
Like a grouper.

226
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,020
Or maybe a brancino.

227
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,020
Something that really jerks off your blood pressure.

228
00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,240
You know what's salty?

229
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Turtle.

230
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,240
Turtle before?

231
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,240
Saltiest part?

232
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Shell.

233
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,400
Who would I have to say to get ahead of this conversation?

234
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You could say, uh, the guy on the phone was trying to sell me hard dicks.

235
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,400
The guy on the phone was trying to sell me hard dicks.

236
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,400
I bet you bought a baker's dust.

237
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,400
Ha ha ha!

238
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,400
Let's lay some talk.

239
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
I got a first talk, everybody!

240
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,370
Fuck the cock here!

241
00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:09,370
Woo!

242
00:33:09,370 --> 00:33:10,370
Fuck the cock!

243
00:33:10,370 --> 00:33:13,410
Of course, huh?

244
00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:15,370
I said real men try to like.

245
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:34,870
It was pretty cool.

246
00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:35,870
Like the brown paper towel gap.

247
00:33:35,870 --> 00:33:36,870
See?

248
00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:38,870
I was gonna say the Bombay paper towel gap.

249
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:41,030
Hey, this job sucks.

250
00:33:41,030 --> 00:33:42,060
Hell seven.

251
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:43,060
Splinters.

252
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:45,210
Now it smells like Bombay.

253
00:33:45,210 --> 00:33:46,300
Put that shirt back on.

254
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,300
Breathe it in, little fella.

255
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:49,300
That's the smell of a mountain man.

256
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,520
Riiiight.

257
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,520
What time you get back to the hobo zoo?

258
00:33:51,520 --> 00:34:11,050
Riding them in a sidecar anyway.

259
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,680
Not what you said last night.

260
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,870
Yeah, but you're 14 of the Sugarfrag Motel.

261
00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:16,870
Officer keeps guiding you.

262
00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:17,870
I'll be right there.

263
00:34:17,870 --> 00:34:18,860
Copy.

264
00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,300
You should have said we get fired.

265
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,290
We weren't fired.

266
00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,290
We were invited to resign.

267
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:25,910
No, you were fired.

268
00:34:25,910 --> 00:34:27,200
Not right along, gone wrong.

269
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,440
Then you were fired.

270
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Just have to agree to disagree.

271
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Well, you fellas have fun.

272
00:34:33,470 --> 00:34:36,530
Just give them back one piece, alright?

273
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Rod.

274
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,070
It's gonna be hit next.

275
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Hello, okay.

276
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,320
That's my girl.

277
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,320
That's my boy.

278
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,320
Okay, she's got it.

279
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:48,070
The beauty is to walk us so much.

280
00:34:48,070 --> 00:34:49,070
That it's really fun.

281
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,070
I mean, it's really mid-night food.

282
00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:53,070
It's just like the old days, huh?

283
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:56,070
Driving around the countryside, listening to the phone and talk about it today.

284
00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:57,070
It's the old days.

285
00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,070
That's bullshit, man.

286
00:34:58,070 --> 00:34:59,070
That's probably the same.

287
00:34:59,070 --> 00:35:00,000
It's not our fault.

288
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,160
that's a new rival. Actors shouldn't even try to play comps. I mean, they never get it right.

289
00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:13,300
You know what?

290
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:21,530
Good time, and you'll be up to your tits in the walleye. I caught one last week with seven kilograms.

291
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:22,510
That big?

292
00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:35,790
It's meters from tip to tail. I'm coming like you there in the back.

293
00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:37,620
Silver?

294
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,380
Huh?

295
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:43,860
Don't tell me. I don't want you to embarrass me. But I wouldn't like two tickets to your gun show.

296
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:44,540
Huh?

297
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,880
You guys are good to go. Story will hold you up. Let him go!

298
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:58,630
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

299
00:35:58,630 --> 00:36:03,250
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

300
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:29,100
Cap sent me, although he did just learn how to text me. I will tell somebody to throw a tire on me.

301
00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:50,220
You never play throw the tire on the roof. No. The right place.

302
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,420
You're a creepy remote shuttle, Cap. Can you make us put the lotion in the basket?

303
00:36:54,700 --> 00:37:00,580
No, I'm not a surprise. I didn't tell you up front because you tend to be a bunch of white-mouth bashers.

304
00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:05,290
Well, then. Why don't you let me reel in from his fish, John?

305
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:08,530
Cover it, Jasmine. Hey, I didn't see the motorcade.

306
00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,330
We're keeping my fish private.

307
00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:14,230
I'm happy and dirty. Show some respect, Mac.

308
00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:16,670
I'm here on the fishing business.

309
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,620
We've got an intriguing situation going on in the stores.

310
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:25,670
With all the heat on immigration these days, the U.S. has been going.

311
00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:33,720
It turns out that some of the original stone markers that delineated America and Canada are without the green.

312
00:37:34,090 --> 00:37:36,320
Here is where the border guards.

313
00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:40,470
Here is where we found the stores.

314
00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:47,040
So this town, St. George, Jumorah, and the area surrounding it are actually on American soil.

315
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,130
No war.

316
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:50,490
Ah, gee, that'd be a quick one, eh?

317
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,250
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no.

318
00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,020
Negotiations, they've agreed to turn the land.

319
00:37:57,290 --> 00:38:02,210
So, it was up to me to find a temporary police force to help with the transit.

320
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:08,960
A group of officers familiar with the border area, experienced in controlling a stretch of the highway.

321
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,620
Guys who may become a great police on the ground.

322
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:16,060
So you fellas want to crack at your old jobs?

323
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:23,880
Go as well.

324
00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:25,410
Might be able to make it.

325
00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:27,730
Trust us. It'll be allowed.

326
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,400
Who are you?

327
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:37,430
You'll be phasing out a Canadian mountain unit.

328
00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:39,310
We'd like you to meet a great friend tomorrow.

329
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,580
Oh, yeah.

330
00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:47,060
Make sure you add your whole team back so I can track down your other things, too.

331
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,060
Vaporize the video.

332
00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:56,450
No hunger's up here.

333
00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:58,320
I have sex, a million Inuit.

334
00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:59,380
*laughter*

335
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:04,480
Fuck damn fuck you fuck!

336
00:40:00,450 --> 00:40:09,920
And do you have the chance to crack some nuts? I don't think so, bro, huh?

337
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,300
Zoom!

338
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:14,300
Eye armor, check. Actual flash, that's why not.

339
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:16,650
Heat vision goggles, check.

340
00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:18,650
Alright, where do we need those?

341
00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,650
We're in Canada now, right? We have to find some eggs.

342
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:22,650
Uh, there's no, come on.

343
00:40:22,650 --> 00:40:24,650
Okay, I'm the order stuff guy, you do your...

344
00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:25,650
Alright.

345
00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:29,970
Okay, they need one yellow safety vest for rabbit.

346
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:33,970
Ooh, a roving GPS triangulator.

347
00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:36,970
Triangulator, get a lot of jigs blown over here.

348
00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:39,190
Another yellow safety vest for thorny.

349
00:40:39,190 --> 00:40:41,190
Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor.

350
00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:43,190
Ramp, rod, ramp, rod, now rod.

351
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,190
You're out, he's in.

352
00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:46,370
Hey, Captain.

353
00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:48,990
Hey, this looks great.

354
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,990
But what do you even think, Captain?

355
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,990
Think you'll clock if you don't watch out.

356
00:40:52,990 --> 00:40:54,940
Okay, let's get started, man.

357
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,020
Don't push it, Mac.

358
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,020
Let's start doing some pullovers.

359
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,020
No, we're not doing your pullovers.

360
00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:01,020
Everything will be by the book.

361
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,660
Very big.

362
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:08,360
Cap, you know how hard on this thing?

363
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,360
Big face, big mustache.

364
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,360
I don't care how big your face is.

365
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360
Shame it.

366
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,360
Cap, cap, cap, cap.

367
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,360
Not good, right?

368
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,290
I gotta take my one.

369
00:41:15,290 --> 00:41:17,260
Talk about big faces.

370
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,260
That's faces on cap.

371
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,260
Not regulation.

372
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:20,260
Shame it.

373
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:21,450
Right.

374
00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:23,860
Let's go and see some mountains.

375
00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:25,820
Remember the three bees.

376
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,820
Best behavior, boys.

377
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:42,960
You're from St. George de la Grande, Canada.

378
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,080
Or, this is about to be wrong.

379
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,140
St. George of Morris.

380
00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:48,140
America?

381
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,140
I don't know.

382
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,140
Not so good with America.

383
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,140
Welcome.

384
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:54,450
From the Montreal Canadian Mike League system.

385
00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:56,800
Score, the Halifax Variators.

386
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,800
Maintenance points in CHL history.

387
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Yeah, I know.

388
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,800
Two points behind shotty.

389
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,800
That's not great.

390
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,800
Look at this guy.

391
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:03,920
I love hockey.

392
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,140
Your nickname?

393
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:06,650
Um.

394
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:07,650
The explosion.

395
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,650
The Halifax explosion.

396
00:42:08,650 --> 00:42:11,650
Aimed after the single greatest man-made explosion.

397
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:12,650
The full machine.

398
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,650
It was in 1917.

399
00:42:14,650 --> 00:42:16,650
A ship made with dynamite.

400
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,870
Crashed into another ship in Halifax Harbor.

401
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,870
Tremendous explosion and balls of lightning.

402
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:21,870
Burned people's eyes out with a blast.

403
00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:24,870
Many were blinded by the light of the solstice.

404
00:42:24,870 --> 00:42:26,870
And, the First Nations Tribes lost.

405
00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:29,930
Probably could have moved anyway, but it kind of moved the time to.

406
00:42:29,930 --> 00:42:32,990
So, I am the second biggest explosion.

407
00:42:32,990 --> 00:42:34,150
I am the second biggest explosion.

408
00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:35,150
I am actually good enough about me.

409
00:42:35,150 --> 00:42:36,150
Meet the monkeys.

410
00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:37,150
Guys.

411
00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:38,150
Please.

412
00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:40,130
Come on over here.

413
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:43,130
This is Sergeant Major Roger Asherbaugh.

414
00:42:43,130 --> 00:42:46,130
This is Staff Sergeant Major Henri Protin.

415
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,130
And Sergeant Christophe Auvin.

416
00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:50,130
Total gobbling of it.

417
00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:51,220
I am Martin Hegel.

418
00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,220
This is Roger Farber.

419
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,220
Bobby Rodo.

420
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:55,220
Kyle Foster.

421
00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,220
McIntyre Wormack.

422
00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:57,220
And, I call him.

423
00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,500
I call him.

424
00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,500
Let's be modern.

425
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,500
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

426
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,500
I'll let you guys chew the cut.

427
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,500
I can go fuck off to the other room here.

428
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,540
Just like some.

429
00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:09,980
American.

430
00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:11,230
Beer.

431
00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:18,840
But this isn't 1957 driving around Victoria.

432
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,800
Hey, us too.

433
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
You get a little soup in and they can rip your knob off.

434
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,800
Am I right?

435
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,360
Ha, ha, ha.

436
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,360
I don't care about you guys, huh?

437
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,320
Because first you get your highway station shut down.

438
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:35,860
And then you get kicked out from your second job because of this, uh, savage thing.

439
00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:36,860
Savage.

440
00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:39,170
I'm treating you nice.

441
00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,170
So what are you going to do here?

442
00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:42,170
Go for the app trick?

443
00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:43,170
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

444
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:46,170
Well, fresh open and hold on to these jobs.

445
00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:47,280
Ha, ha.

446
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,800
What are you guys doing after the turnover?

447
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,830
I don't know.

448
00:43:49,830 --> 00:43:51,830
Well, they're, uh, they're transferring or something.

449
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:52,830
Oh, cool.

450
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:53,830
It's cool, alright.

451
00:43:53,830 --> 00:43:57,830
Outbridge winter temperature is minus 18 debris Celsius.

452
00:43:57,830 --> 00:44:00,920
Yeah, all you have to do with your bird is type 2 at 32.

453
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,010
The rest of you.

454
00:44:02,010 --> 00:44:03,080
Hey, rookie.

455
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,100
They got non-alcohol motions over.

456
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,100
I'm going to get you a half carafe.

457
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:08,610
Oh, we got a rookie here.

458
00:44:08,610 --> 00:44:10,610
They, uh, shave your nuts yet.

459
00:44:10,610 --> 00:44:14,610
Canadian tradition says you got a shave of what's not, otherwise it's a bad one.

460
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,610
You don't say.

461
00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:17,670
I am actually not right.

462
00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:19,670
Which one of you guys has at least security?

463
00:44:19,670 --> 00:44:21,140
Ha, ha, ha.

464
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,140
Same thing's got bald.

465
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:38,260
I will see that things will smoothly.

466
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:43,370
Please, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

467
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:51,640
You're a little bit of a mental when you're poking the fire, you know what I'm saying?

468
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Right, guys?

469
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,640
You know what I'm saying, right?

470
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:58,590
Okay, well, they are waiting for us to be able to come.

471
00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:02,730
Who's waiting? Where?

472
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:40,360
Please, let's give a big Canadian welcome to the Belmont Highway.

473
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:51,390
For all of us to become Americans. So let's do that.

474
00:45:51,390 --> 00:46:03,060
You know, this reminds me of the story of the rabbi, the priest, and the Hindu in the canoe.

475
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:07,170
Go blow yourself!

476
00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:09,090
Captain John Hayden.

477
00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:16,550
You see, technically we're all Americans, right?

478
00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:20,030
North America? Very little is going to change around here.

479
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:23,030
Oh yeah, right, you're probably going to tell us we can't listen to Rush anymore.

480
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,030
Or the Barenaked Ladies.

481
00:46:25,030 --> 00:46:25,950
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

482
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:31,430
If you want the Rush and the Barenaked Ladies, you should listen to both.

483
00:46:31,430 --> 00:46:41,610
So you want to?

484
00:46:41,610 --> 00:46:43,610
This is America now, and I got to love it.

485
00:46:43,610 --> 00:46:44,610
You're here for me.

486
00:46:44,610 --> 00:46:46,560
I'm the Uncontractable Legion of the United States.

487
00:46:46,560 --> 00:47:21,590
I know my way around the gas.

488
00:47:21,590 --> 00:47:23,590
Are you making that?

489
00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,840
We are too long, too.

490
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,900
As I see.

491
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:33,340
You're supposed to be partners.

492
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,340
Ah, come on, cut them some slack.

493
00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:37,410
I'm upset about losing your identities.

494
00:47:37,410 --> 00:47:39,740
I'll do a bullshit, and that'll piss you off.

495
00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:43,040
Actually, I didn't sleep at all last night.

496
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,580
Well, we've got a job to do.

497
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:45,580
Rannaked.

498
00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:46,570
Go ahead.

499
00:47:46,570 --> 00:47:48,180
It's okay.

500
00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:49,980
Uh, maybe.

501
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:51,550
Yeah, catch me up.

502
00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:55,140
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

503
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:58,480
Frenchy had her eyes on my thighs all night long.

504
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,480
Oh yeah, keep laughing.

505
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,480
I bet you a bucket thing to crave that reverse.

506
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,480
Okay.

507
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,480
Put your money where your mouth's been.

508
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,480
Fuck the buck.

509
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,480
Loser sits on a cactus.

510
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,730
No.

511
00:48:07,730 --> 00:48:08,750
Loser gets a perm.

512
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,010
No.

513
00:48:10,010 --> 00:48:11,970
Loser cuts his pinky toe off of the shovel.

514
00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:12,970
Take that thumb.

515
00:48:12,970 --> 00:48:13,970
Just take that thumb.

516
00:48:13,970 --> 00:48:14,970
Take that thumb.

517
00:48:14,970 --> 00:48:15,970
I'll jump off it.

518
00:48:15,970 --> 00:48:16,970
You should shut up for it.

519
00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:17,920
Okay.

520
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,220
We have a deal.

521
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,220
You heard it right.

522
00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:21,220
We have a deal.

523
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:23,220
You're going to keep the illegal aliens, huh?

524
00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:24,220
Oh, welcome officers.

525
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:28,180
Welcome to the guys who stood around while people threw hockey fucks at us.

526
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:33,180
You're going to come up here talking all that make America great crap you're bound to catch a face full of Canadian tomato.

527
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,180
Okay, okay, listen up.

528
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:37,180
Two of you are going to ride with the mountains.

529
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,180
They'll show you where the bodies are married.

530
00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:40,180
Actually, it is.

531
00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:41,180
You two.

532
00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:42,180
Not all right.

533
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:44,180
You have a good time either, fellas.

534
00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:46,180
Personally, I'd rather fuck a hoes.

535
00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:52,510
See, I would need a ladder to fuck a hoes.

536
00:48:52,510 --> 00:48:53,590
But I will find one.

537
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:55,590
And I will fuck that hoes.

538
00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:56,650
Okay!

539
00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:57,650
Morning, have it.

540
00:48:57,650 --> 00:48:58,650
I've got a highway job.

541
00:48:58,650 --> 00:48:59,940
Let's do it.

542
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:06,770
You can't have a car ride, right?

543
00:49:06,770 --> 00:49:09,710
Why don't you stay here?

544
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:11,360
Sit over here.

545
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,360
That's the radio, though.

546
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,740
Great idea.

547
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:17,060
That way, if a home comes in, you can answer.

548
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,980
Yeah.

549
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:21,220
You want another day, though, okay?

550
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,150
Take a turn.

551
00:49:23,150 --> 00:49:25,150
It's a new station.

552
00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:28,650
Radio pan.

553
00:49:28,650 --> 00:49:34,350
We need a second.

554
00:49:34,350 --> 00:49:35,330
Two of them.

555
00:49:35,330 --> 00:49:36,860
What do you say?

556
00:50:03,390 --> 00:50:05,670
You're swallowing M&M's home.

557
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,350
Yeah, just make me horny.

558
00:50:08,350 --> 00:50:14,240
We're going to the same place, right?

559
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:27,130
We're going to get a radio check.

560
00:50:27,130 --> 00:50:31,120
Talk to your buddy buddy.

561
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:37,300
You know, every job has that one guy that you love to hate, obnoxious, false-ish.

562
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:40,300
You mean like your typical American?

563
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:45,750
We're waiting on that radio check.

564
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:56,060
This assignment?

565
00:50:56,060 --> 00:50:59,620
That's great. Outside? On duty?

566
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:02,620
And what's 80 kilometers per hour in English?

567
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:06,310
49.7097 miles per hour.

568
00:51:06,310 --> 00:51:08,310
I don't think they have any decimals.

569
00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:09,310
Do you have a shower read?

570
00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:13,470
3-23.

571
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:16,600
Yeah, radio, until the turnover, we have to keep things metric.

572
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,600
So we are now doing a 37.01 fiber. Try again?

573
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,600
Whatever.

574
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,920
I can't call an auto-nuke 77 or some rubber-shock of bullshit.

575
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,410
There's a gaggle of dead Canadian geese on the road.

576
00:51:29,410 --> 00:51:31,910
Yeah, apparently they just call on geese radio.

577
00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:33,910
Yeah, well, at least I call American geese.

578
00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:34,910
Go clean 'em off.

579
00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:39,600
That's a big 16.09-6436 are good, bud.

580
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:45,340
I got there's a pancake shed and that's a blackjack.

581
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:49,090
Oh, and there on the right, that's a Gigi's spectacular pancakes.

582
00:51:49,090 --> 00:51:51,090
Oh, they're really a wonderful.

583
00:51:51,090 --> 00:51:54,080
It's like the queen must really love pancakes.

584
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,680
What's that supposed to mean?

585
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,180
Weren't you guys still ruled by the queen of England?

586
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:59,180
I mean, she's all over here, buddy.

587
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:02,680
How long do you know that we achieve our independence in 1982?

588
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:03,680
Oh!

589
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,680
Okay.

590
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,680
Did a whale perform at the ceremony?

591
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,770
Yeah, maybe it's not our independence sooner.

592
00:52:09,770 --> 00:52:14,270
We have built-in control, not believe in evolution and all the morbid realties without help here.

593
00:52:14,270 --> 00:52:21,430
We're going to make the local business owners.

594
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:57,610
Do you have that influence?

595
00:52:57,610 --> 00:52:58,610
I don't know.

596
00:52:58,610 --> 00:52:59,610
Put me in, coach.

597
00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:00,610
Look who it is.

598
00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,610
It's the fuzz.

599
00:53:01,610 --> 00:53:03,640
The mayor hangs out at the Fort Della.

600
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,670
The mayor owned the Fort Della.

601
00:53:05,670 --> 00:53:06,670
Let's go, boys.

602
00:53:06,670 --> 00:53:08,290
How about a beer in a tub?

603
00:53:08,290 --> 00:53:09,290
In the house.

604
00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:10,240
Yeah.

605
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,190
Maybe later.

606
00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:13,330
I understand.

607
00:53:13,330 --> 00:53:15,130
Scramble.

608
00:53:15,130 --> 00:53:16,130
Oh!

609
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:17,130
Who's that?

610
00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:18,310
Guys!

611
00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:19,310
You don't like women?

612
00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:20,310
You don't like men.

613
00:53:20,310 --> 00:53:22,310
Should I get River Beaver to pleasure him?

614
00:53:22,310 --> 00:53:23,310
It's a joke.

615
00:53:23,310 --> 00:53:24,310
Their team is so sure.

616
00:53:24,310 --> 00:53:25,270
They'll be horrible.

617
00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,270
I'm going to help you with this.

618
00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:27,270
Oh, yeah.

619
00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:28,270
I just want to talk about their U.S. laws.

620
00:53:28,270 --> 00:53:32,270
You know, like, you've got to serve them, make your beer, and shut down brothels.

621
00:53:32,270 --> 00:53:33,270
Shut down brothels.

622
00:53:33,270 --> 00:53:34,270
Who put you up to this?

623
00:53:34,270 --> 00:53:35,620
Jumple.

624
00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:37,620
You guys pull on my chain?

625
00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:41,120
Look, I don't think there's any way to get too hung up on them.

626
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,120
You can't believe down in the States it's illegal to have a beer and a joint, Cincinnati.

627
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,970
I mean, they're hard there.

628
00:53:47,970 --> 00:53:50,240
Oh, man.

629
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,220
It could work out me.

630
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:55,330
Honestly, we're not here to lay down any problems.

631
00:53:55,330 --> 00:53:57,330
We're very sorry if there's been a misunderstanding.

632
00:53:57,330 --> 00:53:59,330
We're sorry.

633
00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:00,330
Sorry.

634
00:54:09,110 --> 00:54:12,750
Oh, I'm here.

635
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,750
I mean, I think the limit in the U.S. is, what, 9%?

636
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:15,750
9%?

637
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,750
How are you supposed to be drunk like that?

638
00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:18,750
I mean, no.

639
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:19,750
The idea is you drink more of the week or something.

640
00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:20,750
I bet it is.

641
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:21,750
It is.

642
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:22,750
You Americans.

643
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:23,750
Drinking and eating everything.

644
00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:24,750
They eat so bad.

645
00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:26,750
Hey, come on over here.

646
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:29,750
I don't think we have jurisdiction here anymore, buddy.

647
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,690
It's not like we're here to screw you out of your eyes.

648
00:54:32,690 --> 00:54:33,770
Dr. Jonathan, you're not.

649
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:34,770
Okay.

650
00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:35,770
Relax.

651
00:54:35,770 --> 00:54:36,290
Go away, you American.

652
00:55:08,190 --> 00:55:31,440
I can't tell if he's calling me skinny or fat.

653
00:55:35,980 --> 00:55:44,220
I'll be right there just as soon as we finish taking selfies with the Victoria's Secret blowjob team.

654
00:55:49,360 --> 00:56:14,980
Blitter again? Blitter again? It's like we never left.

655
00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:17,980
Don't bite him you little shit-cake! What's your name kid?

656
00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:20,080
Take the car!

657
00:57:44,590 --> 00:57:51,310
It's like sucking Castro's cold wrinkled dick.

658
00:57:51,310 --> 00:57:55,310
Cuba Cigars. We've got a good iPhone to hunt for ourselves. We've got something.

659
00:57:55,310 --> 00:57:58,370
Boy's still looking at a booty closet.

660
00:57:58,370 --> 00:57:59,680
What now?

661
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:06,590
Booty. Not really.

662
00:58:06,590 --> 00:58:08,650
We should call him Abe all day.

663
00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:09,630
Right?

664
00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:18,620
Same number. That's a great lie.

665
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,670
So, what do you do then?

666
00:58:20,670 --> 00:58:21,940
Not sure.

667
00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:23,030
Why different kinds?

668
00:58:23,030 --> 00:58:24,030
None of them that work.

669
00:58:24,030 --> 00:58:27,600
Hey, the U.S. lab sent sent them to the Canadian lab.

670
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,600
The Canadian lab sent them over to the U.S. lab there.

671
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,570
Maybe mommy's at some point.

672
00:58:32,570 --> 00:58:33,570
No!

673
00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:35,570
Talk about these, fucking Canada!

674
00:58:35,570 --> 00:58:37,750
Well, we know this was the number.

675
00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,750
Easy on the local cop conspiracies.

676
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:43,190
You'll solve this case ourselves.

677
00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:44,190
God, we'll tell you.

678
00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:46,440
See that line in the lab for us.

679
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,390
Wah, wah.

680
00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:50,070
I don't need some nerd in the lab told you to tell me what this shit is.

681
00:58:50,070 --> 00:58:55,330
Sometimes even I've gotta get into you.

682
00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:57,290
You're a weird son of a bitch.

683
00:58:57,290 --> 00:59:00,290
But why is it that you chew a pill and you swallow that lens over?

684
00:59:00,290 --> 00:59:01,860
I'm a complicated guy back.

685
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:04,170
Hey, alright.

686
00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:07,760
Period.

687
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:08,760
It's a lot.

688
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:21,890
It should be a muscle license.

689
00:59:21,890 --> 00:59:22,890
You really can't move.

690
00:59:22,890 --> 00:59:23,890
I'm numb.

691
00:59:25,850 --> 00:59:34,190
I'm not going to touch with my side of my spine.

692
00:59:34,190 --> 00:59:35,190
It's a lot.

693
00:59:35,190 --> 00:59:37,090
How do you think it's a mood enhancer?

694
00:59:37,090 --> 00:59:43,710
Do we do more fly strips?

695
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:44,710
It'll make them happen.

696
00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:46,240
Oh, yeah.

697
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:52,780
That would be speed, right?

698
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:53,780
Absolutely.

699
00:59:53,780 --> 00:59:54,740
Wow, you seem happy.

700
00:59:54,740 --> 00:59:57,980
I just like to be back on the job.

701
00:59:57,980 --> 00:59:58,980
Yeah, okay.

702
00:59:58,980 --> 00:59:59,740
Well, I knew you weren't me.

703
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:02,800
Oh, and I tell you the other way, I could hang out a triangulator.

704
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,680
Why would you need a triangulator?

705
01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:07,020
Why does everyone keep saying that? It's a triangulate, baby.

706
01:00:07,820 --> 01:00:09,200
Hey, how come I never go dance here?

707
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,900
When I get home, we're gonna go fucking dance.

708
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,840
Okay, I can't wait.

709
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,840
Robert, I need some marmalade.

710
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:18,400
Robert, give me some marmalade, please.

711
01:00:19,610 --> 01:00:21,570
Give me some goddamn marmalade, rookie.

712
01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:24,310
Don't you call me lucky, you fucker.

713
01:00:24,590 --> 01:00:26,630
I will fucking put my fissure through your head.

714
01:00:26,910 --> 01:00:28,110
I'm thinking right, Samson.

715
01:00:28,650 --> 01:00:29,470
Have I given you feel anything?

716
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:30,850
Wet mouth.

717
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:32,340
Sweating palms.

718
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:36,690
Moist ear canals, and I'm just feeling emotional.

719
01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:38,370
Hmm, okay.

720
01:00:38,370 --> 01:00:48,180
I think you took a Canadian female sexual enhancement drug called Lovascocia.

721
01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:50,820
Made in Canada, but banned in the U.S.

722
01:00:53,820 --> 01:01:10,450
Right, I've got those rats at Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas, Lovas.

723
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:12,530
You can say queefing on Canadian TV?

724
01:01:12,850 --> 01:01:13,870
How about a country?

725
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:15,920
How about you? You're awful smiling.

726
01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:16,880
I'm on acid.

727
01:01:17,790 --> 01:01:19,610
Pharmaceutical acid? Is there such a thing?

728
01:01:19,690 --> 01:01:23,810
I don't know, but I do know you have exactly 1,509 hairs in your mustache.

729
01:01:24,050 --> 01:01:27,130
Close. 1,521. I haven't counted for my birthday.

730
01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:28,960
Yeah.

731
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,480
I don't know what to believe.

732
01:01:37,910 --> 01:01:39,630
You guys come up with that?

733
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,160
Indeed, we have some very interesting leads.

734
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:43,820
Some of them are pure.

735
01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:45,280
I think that we are on top.

736
01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,670
We're going to find out who did this.

737
01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:50,110
We're going to stop in the stupid fucking faces!

738
01:01:52,210 --> 01:01:54,190
Well, Jack's are getting it.

739
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,480
It's on abandoned land all by the front mining company, so anyone could have put the booty out there.

740
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:11,690
why are you laughing that's funny we stick out the shack maybe we can catch someone color to color

741
01:02:11,690 --> 01:03:37,280
let's get back out of here that's steroids my puppies my name's rabbit king yeah steroids men

742
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:43,660
take away don't help the job stress you out i love the job don't stress me out more about

743
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:50,570
stressing me out it's a shame one of the good looking ones always so noxious i think he's good

744
01:03:50,570 --> 01:04:00,880
looking oh beautiful the bigger the cushion the better the push i would rather have sex with the

745
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:08,850
bubble i don't know we don't have like one or another person we work for me it's my office manager

746
01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:20,840
he can be such a dickwad this is what you're actually saying dickwad it's true he is a dickwad

747
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:29,670
damn classic first you steal our job why you sit here gazing lovingly into the eyes of our women

748
01:04:29,670 --> 01:04:35,640
your women maybe we should take him in the back you've been canadian and shake huh

749
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:40,960
what's that let's just say it involve a bag of a kipak and a lot of warm gravy

750
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:59,590
it sounds delicious we look like professor steven hocking has really let himself build these days

751
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,220
and you and I are bad.

752
01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:04,480
- Well, they've got one always

753
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,680
right around on these little scooters.

754
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,380
You ever stop and think that if you walk,

755
01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:13,780
you might actually get in?

756
01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:16,780
- These kids are harassing the handicapped.

757
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:17,660
Everybody love.

758
01:05:17,660 --> 01:05:21,850
Take a photo video.

759
01:05:21,850 --> 01:05:23,900
- Far from over.

760
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:26,530
- I want to put the PJs back in the way.

761
01:05:26,530 --> 01:05:28,990
There's some money I need to bring to a hole.

762
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:36,400
- What are you two doing together?

763
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,560
- Mall walking?

764
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,860
- We ran into each other at the pit zone.

765
01:05:39,860 --> 01:05:41,210
- Oh, rabbit.

766
01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:43,130
I'm shopping for a new chair, bro.

767
01:05:45,790 --> 01:05:46,630
- Hey, wait a minute.

768
01:05:46,630 --> 01:05:49,210
How about the two of us go over to the Szechuan Palace

769
01:05:49,210 --> 01:05:51,550
and get a wang dang doodle?

770
01:05:51,550 --> 01:05:52,720
- Uh, no.

771
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,790
- Woof woof, put a little bark in that hole, boy.

772
01:05:55,790 --> 01:05:59,500
- Okay, I'm going to go.

773
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:03,860
- See, don't leave on my account.

774
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:08,390
Hold up.

775
01:06:08,390 --> 01:06:09,790
There is no bed for him.

776
01:06:09,790 --> 01:06:11,150
Okay, new bed then.

777
01:06:11,150 --> 01:06:14,420
Loser not only cuts off his pinky toe with a shovel,

778
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:16,280
he puts it in the blender and drinks it

779
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,140
in a smoothie, toenail and all.

780
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:20,840
Shake it, don't mistake it.

781
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:21,720
- You're serious.

782
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,060
Serious is a heart attack.

783
01:06:23,060 --> 01:06:25,370
And as you know, I've had two.

784
01:06:25,370 --> 01:06:30,480
- How's moody?

785
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:57,440
- What did it come?

786
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:02,140
- The fact is, what's wrong with him?

787
01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:04,540
- Yeah, let's see.

788
01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:13,940
- Oh, yeah, that works so big.

789
01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:14,810
- Triangle.

790
01:07:14,810 --> 01:07:16,210
- Oh, we always do.

791
01:07:16,210 --> 01:07:16,960
- Triangle.

792
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,760
- And there we go.

793
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,520
- All right, all right, all right.

794
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:21,850
Just, you're not shaking my balls.

795
01:07:21,850 --> 01:07:24,190
- It'd be an insult to our Canadian hosts that we didn't.

796
01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:25,030
- It doesn't work anymore.

797
01:07:25,030 --> 01:07:25,850
Get these off me.

798
01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:27,310
Do you not want to be an ambassador of goodwill?

799
01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,150
- No, I don't.

800
01:07:28,150 --> 01:07:29,090
Get these off me.

801
01:07:29,090 --> 01:07:31,470
- Rabbit, it's not like we want to shave your balls.

802
01:07:31,470 --> 01:07:33,030
Torney, do you want to shave his balls to me?

803
01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:33,650
- Hell no.

804
01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:34,490
- Lobster?

805
01:07:34,490 --> 01:07:35,490
- No way.

806
01:07:35,490 --> 01:07:36,490
- You don't want to shave his balls to any part of it?

807
01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:37,670
- Hell yeah, I do.

808
01:07:37,670 --> 01:07:40,150
I even went out to fall for those old-timey straight racers.

809
01:07:40,150 --> 01:07:40,730
- No.

810
01:07:41,570 --> 01:07:45,130
- Check this out.

811
01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:50,670
- This goddamn today, you want me to spread to my freaking sperm count!

812
01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:53,170
- Are you still taking the flow to Scotia?

813
01:07:53,170 --> 01:07:56,670
- What part of the side effects of the creation of bitchiness did you not understand?

814
01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:59,830
- Dude, the orgasms are like a moon shot.

815
01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:02,210
- I was thinking a horrible discount, that's yeah.

816
01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:03,130
- Jealous much?

817
01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:04,690
- About who are you orgasming?

818
01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:07,090
- Her name is Kimmy Quiet Baby.

819
01:08:07,090 --> 01:08:08,690
Oh, Bonnie, you're fat.

820
01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:10,210
She's the white.

821
01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:12,080
- Hi, fucker.

822
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,080
- Yes!

823
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:29,900
- I know.

824
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:40,170
- Good crap, guys.

825
01:08:40,170 --> 01:08:42,990
- Is that a euphemism for something?

826
01:08:42,990 --> 01:08:43,990
- It's a euphemism.

827
01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:49,370
- There's a goddamn bear eating slabs of raw meat in the goddamn station!

828
01:08:49,370 --> 01:08:54,960
- Hmm.

829
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:55,800
- Okay.

830
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,570
- Where are the guns?

831
01:08:56,570 --> 01:08:58,080
- In the room with the bear.

832
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,310
- Do you ask where it is?

833
01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:00,310
- I just got a delivery.

834
01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:01,110
- Yeah, you go.

835
01:09:01,110 --> 01:09:01,610
Where is he?

836
01:09:01,570 --> 01:09:04,060
- In the room with the guns and the bear.

837
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:07,780
- What if we send rabbit out to fuck the bear as a means of distracting said bear?

838
01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:08,300
- Yes.

839
01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:10,650
- Goddamn it, we gotta get the meat out of there!

840
01:09:10,650 --> 01:09:12,840
- Fine, fuck it.

841
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:13,440
- I'll do it.

842
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,430
- I'll go with you.

843
01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:15,200
- Really?

844
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:15,780
- Yeah.

845
01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:16,700
- What's the worst that could happen?

846
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:17,940
- You'd be involved by the bear.

847
01:09:17,940 --> 01:09:19,300
- Or that bear would be involved by me.

848
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,300
- You ever think about that?

849
01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:21,300
- No, I didn't.

850
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:22,220
- Okay, here's the plan.

851
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:25,340
I'll go out there and distract the bear while you get the meat and get the hell out of the

852
01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:26,530
station.

853
01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:34,690
- Please don't struggle with that shit.

854
01:10:38,910 --> 01:10:39,910
Ooh, good idea.

855
01:10:39,910 --> 01:10:40,910
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

856
01:10:40,910 --> 01:11:13,930
Tell us a good growler in here.

857
01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:19,210
Bitch.

858
01:11:19,210 --> 01:11:23,430
Those guys have been assholes since the moment we arrived, and now they're trying to kill us.

859
01:11:23,430 --> 01:11:26,430
This goes a lot farther than just being angry about losing their jobs.

860
01:11:26,430 --> 01:11:28,430
Captain, we've been pelted by hockey pucks.

861
01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:32,430
Had dicks tugged in front of our faces and gotten our asses kicked by prostitutes and pro-sexes.

862
01:11:32,430 --> 01:11:34,460
I think it's time we had our own.

863
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:35,460
Who's with me?

864
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:36,740
Yeah!

865
01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:38,860
I think.

866
01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:42,210
All right.

867
01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:46,930
He's starting to burn.

868
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:48,220
That's off.

869
01:11:48,220 --> 01:12:00,070
A different guy that you have.

870
01:12:00,070 --> 01:12:02,070
No, that's Donnie DeVito.

871
01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:09,070
Donnie DeVito is the actor from Taxi, but the guy I like, he comes out on Always Sunny and Philadelphia.

872
01:12:09,070 --> 01:12:10,070
But they're the same guy.

873
01:12:10,070 --> 01:12:12,070
How many hundred forty-five set-meter actors do you think there are?

874
01:12:12,070 --> 01:12:14,070
They're both Donnie DeVito.

875
01:12:14,070 --> 01:12:15,070
Dude, no.

876
01:12:15,070 --> 01:12:24,600
Donnie DeVito taxi a long time ago, but this producer from Always Sunny's, they like him so much, they put him into the show, eh?

877
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,600
That doesn't mean they can't be the same guy, but that's one guy from a different era.

878
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,600
He can do two shows in fucking thirty years.

879
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,600
How many times do we have to go over?

880
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,600
That's the same fucking guy!

881
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,870
He is Reginald.

882
01:12:36,870 --> 01:12:43,930
He is the same guy, Donnie DeVito was in Taxi's, but he is also and is always Sunny in Philadelphia's.

883
01:12:43,930 --> 01:12:48,340
I know I may joke on anything I don't know, but I know that.

884
01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:54,790
He's always my favorite superhero villain.

885
01:12:54,790 --> 01:12:56,790
He is the big one from that.

886
01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:58,850
That's not fucking Donnie DeVito, huh?

887
01:12:58,850 --> 01:13:00,850
Get a fucking clue!

888
01:13:00,850 --> 01:13:02,850
That's Donnie DeVito you just said!

889
01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:05,850
Can you believe this fucking guy doesn't know who Donnie DeVito is?

890
01:13:05,850 --> 01:13:06,850
You mean the singer?

891
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,820
No, the fucking actor!

892
01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:09,820
Donnie DeVito!

893
01:13:09,820 --> 01:13:11,820
The guy who was married to Ria Perlman!

894
01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:13,820
Oh, I like him in Hellboy!

895
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:14,820
That's Ron Perlman!

896
01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:15,820
Shhh!

897
01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:16,820
Doesn't matter!

898
01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:18,650
Watch out for hockey!

899
01:13:18,650 --> 01:13:19,650
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

900
01:13:19,650 --> 01:13:20,650
Both of you!

901
01:13:20,650 --> 01:13:21,650
You're fucking from another planet!

902
01:13:21,650 --> 01:13:23,650
I can't believe you live in the same country!

903
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:26,650
Oh, the fucking phone's ringing during Hockey Night in Canada!

904
01:13:26,650 --> 01:13:29,160
I don't know who calling during Hockey Night in Canada!

905
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,160
That's a hard line anymore!

906
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,160
Watch out for RIP!

907
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:36,320
During the fucking border time, huh?!

908
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:52,510
Wait a minute!

909
01:13:52,510 --> 01:14:31,620
I'm not in the streets!

910
01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:32,620
I'm not in the streets.

911
01:14:32,620 --> 01:14:35,840
I'm not in the streets!

912
01:15:18,980 --> 01:15:40,720
Yeah!

913
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,510
Here we go.

914
01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:45,760
Maybe your buddy is getting a little old for this.

915
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:46,760
And it's a death cop.

916
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,200
Hey, Danny.

917
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:52,850
Oh, sir, I have the nose of a king.

918
01:15:52,850 --> 01:15:55,770
I'm going to tie that in here for the signal for you.

919
01:15:55,770 --> 01:16:03,230
It's in registration, eh?

920
01:16:03,230 --> 01:16:04,220
It's not funny.

921
01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:05,320
Mr. Max.

922
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:09,670
And then, you think it's funny that I lost my balls in a tractor pull?

923
01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:12,730
Well, you've got your nuts ripped off in a tractor pull.

924
01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:14,730
I lost my response to my bicycle.

925
01:16:14,730 --> 01:16:19,060
You know how fast I'll stop a bicycle?

926
01:16:19,060 --> 01:16:20,060
Officer!

927
01:16:20,060 --> 01:16:26,370
Hey, you're on my wagon!

928
01:16:26,370 --> 01:16:27,370
It's in registration, eh?

929
01:16:27,370 --> 01:16:32,280
Excuse me one second, eh?

930
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:33,250
Ow!

931
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:37,190
That's right, you!

932
01:16:37,190 --> 01:16:39,180
Hey there.

933
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:40,830
This is in registration.

934
01:16:40,830 --> 01:16:44,580
Are you the two that pulled me over before?

935
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:46,310
Big party?

936
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:47,310
I'm a piece now.

937
01:16:47,310 --> 01:16:49,310
Or should I say meow?

938
01:16:49,310 --> 01:16:50,310
What now?

939
01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:55,100
A few years ago, you pulled me over and you played some game where you said meow?

940
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:58,100
Buddy, I've said it's kind of stupid things people abuse.

941
01:16:58,100 --> 01:17:02,100
You asked if I saw you jumping around on a bimbly-bimbly from train to train?

942
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:06,160
I can assure you what matters to the words bimbly-bimbly in my life.

943
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:07,160
A fucker!

944
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,160
Yeah!

945
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,480
Ow!

946
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:11,700
You get taxed on the loser.

947
01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:12,720
Oh my!

948
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:16,440
Wait!

949
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:34,960
You know what you're gonna do, son?

950
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:35,960
Oh, a bitch.

951
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:36,960
We've been in that for years.

952
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:37,960
It's okay.

953
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:38,960
It must do me.

954
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,960
You're a rat.

955
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:40,960
You know what?

956
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:41,960
We're gonna get better on this 'cause now it's driving me crazy.

957
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:42,960
Let's do this.

958
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:43,960
We'll switch.

959
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,960
You give me albedo and then you'll do the routine.

960
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:46,960
Mwah!

961
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,960
Alright.

962
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,240
Ah, I'm doing it too.

963
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:50,650
Ah.

964
01:17:50,650 --> 01:17:51,650
What?

965
01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:52,650
Registration, yeah?

966
01:17:52,650 --> 01:17:53,650
Come on, now.

967
01:17:53,650 --> 01:17:55,650
Ah, now I remember it.

968
01:17:56,650 --> 01:17:57,650
That's very good.

969
01:17:57,650 --> 01:17:58,650
Look at that.

970
01:17:58,650 --> 01:18:00,650
In the meanwhile, yeah, never give your car keys to a stranger.

971
01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:01,650
Oh my god.

972
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,240
No, that's not marijuana.

973
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,240
We'll see about that.

974
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,140
Ah!

975
01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:27,490
Is that a good idea?

976
01:18:27,490 --> 01:18:28,490
Sorry.

977
01:18:28,490 --> 01:18:29,440
Is that a good idea?

978
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,740
Sorry.

979
01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:32,740
Is that a good idea?

980
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,740
We're from America.

981
01:18:33,740 --> 01:18:34,740
We don't speak French.

982
01:18:34,740 --> 01:18:35,830
Oh.

983
01:18:35,830 --> 01:18:41,500
Provide.

984
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,500
Can I hear you speak English?

985
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:45,580
I do.

986
01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:47,830
Your papers.

987
01:18:47,830 --> 01:18:52,000
We would like to eat your papers.

988
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:55,000
Can you show me your party papers?

989
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,000
Can we see a pretty famous?

990
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,000
Yes.

991
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Oh my god.

992
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,000
I'm sorry.

993
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:01,500
You're obviously...

994
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,000
No, no, no, no.

995
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,000
I'm not going to lie.

996
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,000
It's all for me and my partner.

997
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,000
We should try to fight.

998
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Without you, there's no way to go through the lights.

999
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,000
I'm sorry.

1000
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000
You're obviously...

1001
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,220
No, no, no, no.

1002
01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:11,220
I'm not going to lie to me and my partner.

1003
01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:12,220
We should try to fight.

1004
01:19:12,220 --> 01:19:14,220
Without you, there's no way to go through the lights.

1005
01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:15,220
Do you know the key to life?

1006
01:19:15,220 --> 01:19:16,220
I'm fine.

1007
01:19:16,220 --> 01:19:18,220
The key to life is a penis in your asshole.

1008
01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:19,220
I've made your pardon, sir.

1009
01:19:19,220 --> 01:19:21,220
I think you must be saying that.

1010
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:22,220
I'm not going to lie to you.

1011
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,300
I'm not going to lie.

1012
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,600
I'm not going to lie to you.

1013
01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:42,060
The key to life is a penis in your asshole.

1014
01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:44,630
I've made your pardon, sir.

1015
01:19:44,630 --> 01:19:46,630
I think you must be saying that wrong.

1016
01:19:46,630 --> 01:19:47,630
No, no, no.

1017
01:19:47,630 --> 01:19:51,720
The key to life is a penis in your asshole.

1018
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,780
I don't think you're saying what you mean to say.

1019
01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:55,780
Oh, oui, oui, oui.

1020
01:19:55,780 --> 01:19:56,790
A penis, a penis.

1021
01:19:56,790 --> 01:19:59,790
You know, to smile, to be a penis.

1022
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:04,750
*laughs*

1023
01:20:07,190 --> 01:20:11,520
You are asshole!

1024
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,570
*laughs*

1025
01:20:13,570 --> 01:20:15,570
Household!

1026
01:20:15,570 --> 01:20:20,590
Keep your life is happiness in your household 3!

1027
01:20:20,590 --> 01:20:22,590
Keep your life is happiness in your asshole 3!

1028
01:20:22,590 --> 01:20:24,590
I'm trying to tell her that!

1029
01:20:24,590 --> 01:20:26,590
*laughs*

1030
01:20:29,190 --> 01:20:32,210
What did you say I said?

1031
01:20:32,210 --> 01:20:34,170
I don't even know

1032
01:20:34,170 --> 01:20:38,170
But we thought that you said that the key to life

1033
01:20:38,170 --> 01:20:41,200
is a penis in your asshole

1034
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:43,200
*laughs*

1035
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,290
You are like you just think everyone wants to fuck you!

1036
01:20:45,290 --> 01:20:47,290
No one wants to fuck you!

1037
01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:48,290
*laughs*

1038
01:20:53,820 --> 01:21:00,310
So you can do like a "Who's on First Pullover?"

1039
01:21:00,310 --> 01:21:03,310
Revin, Costello, and a whole time comedy

1040
01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:08,280
*laughs*

1041
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:29,850
I do that!

1042
01:21:29,850 --> 01:21:31,850
It's too bad for you! My dad dropped me in the woods naked every summer!

1043
01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:32,800
Huh?

1044
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:33,810
Oh, sounds too bad for you!

1045
01:21:33,810 --> 01:21:35,810
No, I can know you do this! Look at us!

1046
01:21:35,810 --> 01:21:38,800
We are pink, all red, white, and blue!

1047
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,800
Does the colors of the French fly?

1048
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,800
Oh, I want to do some of the props, the guys who did this, were British!

1049
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:44,800
You're a big ghost burrito!

1050
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,800
Who wants breakfast burritos?

1051
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:47,800
Oh, get up!

1052
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:48,800
*laughs*

1053
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,810
This is a ghost!

1054
01:22:00,810 --> 01:22:03,810
First I get a call that the mountains are up far from sideways on the highways

1055
01:22:03,810 --> 01:22:05,900
Then I get a call that come down here!

1056
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:06,900
It wasn't us!

1057
01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:09,900
These buddy guys, they kidnap us and they leave us in the woods to die!

1058
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:12,900
Yeah, then they steal all three of our uniforms, man!

1059
01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:14,900
These guys put a bear in our station!

1060
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:15,900
We're real Jews!

1061
01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:16,900
Big bears!

1062
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:17,900
Yeah!

1063
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:18,920
You a bear?

1064
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:22,590
Maybe these are bears!

1065
01:22:22,590 --> 01:22:30,130
*laughs*

1066
01:22:30,130 --> 01:22:35,070
Hey, fellas, you weren't thinking about this all the long game!

1067
01:22:35,070 --> 01:22:36,880
These guys!

1068
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,610
They impersonated all the search!

1069
01:22:38,610 --> 01:22:42,740
There is no way they're holding onto their jobs!

1070
01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:43,740
And I'll do you one better!

1071
01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:46,850
I get done talking to my good friend!

1072
01:22:46,850 --> 01:22:47,850
Just look!

1073
01:22:47,850 --> 01:22:48,850
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

1074
01:22:48,850 --> 01:22:50,930
I'll mention this whole turnover thing!

1075
01:22:50,930 --> 01:22:51,930
Goes right out the window!

1076
01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:52,930
Boom!

1077
01:22:52,930 --> 01:22:53,930
Good boys!

1078
01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:54,930
Unpack your bags!

1079
01:22:54,930 --> 01:22:55,930
Revive those cable bundles!

1080
01:22:55,930 --> 01:22:56,930
'Cause you are not going anywhere!

1081
01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:58,930
I say we celebrate!

1082
01:22:58,930 --> 01:22:59,930
What do we have for breakfast?

1083
01:22:59,930 --> 01:23:00,930
I'm kidding!

1084
01:23:01,930 --> 01:23:02,930
I'm not going to be able to do it!

1085
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,070
Jeremy!

1086
01:23:15,070 --> 01:23:16,160
Wait!

1087
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,890
I'm not going to be able to do it!

1088
01:23:23,210 --> 01:23:25,210
This is Fred Savage right along the way!

1089
01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:26,980
I'm not going to be able to do it!

1090
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:33,720
At least you make a black mint gum!

1091
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,230
That would be choice!

1092
01:24:35,230 --> 01:24:37,230
You can call it "Minty Black"!

1093
01:24:37,230 --> 01:24:39,150
Yeah, I'll write that down too!

1094
01:24:39,150 --> 01:24:40,150
No one would buy that!

1095
01:24:40,150 --> 01:24:41,150
What?!

1096
01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:42,150
No one would buy that stupid gum!

1097
01:24:42,150 --> 01:24:43,100
Shit!

1098
01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:49,390
I would buy it if it was on friends!

1099
01:24:49,390 --> 01:24:52,870
If Ross or Rachel Judit selling hotcakes!

1100
01:24:52,870 --> 01:24:56,000
You, you, you follow me out here while I'm pissing just to tell me this shit!

1101
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,000
Quit looking at my dick!

1102
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,000
I'm not looking at your dick!

1103
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,000
We're taking a piss!

1104
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,000
So piss!

1105
01:25:00,230 --> 01:25:00,730
I don't want to go.

1106
01:25:31,290 --> 01:26:02,740
Big, hairy smile.

1107
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:04,020
Why would you give me a shocker?

1108
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,480
No way of saying thanks, honey.

1109
01:26:05,540 --> 01:26:06,420
You saved my life.

1110
01:26:06,930 --> 01:26:08,020
I was dead.

1111
01:26:08,410 --> 01:26:11,370
I don't know what you were doing.

1112
01:26:12,050 --> 01:26:14,560
You better make out with me, sweetheart.

1113
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:15,240
I'm lying to you.

1114
01:26:16,340 --> 01:26:16,940
Come here.

1115
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:18,180
Give me some more of that.

1116
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,650
What the hell is that?

1117
01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:31,210
Same stuff.

1118
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,840
I've got a shit ton more of it.

1119
01:26:34,430 --> 01:26:36,990
It's the end of your own days.

1120
01:26:37,570 --> 01:26:38,610
So you've guessed the card.

1121
01:26:39,710 --> 01:26:41,110
AK-47.

1122
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:50,630
And it's every time you just explained.

1123
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,270
There's nothing to explain.

1124
01:26:52,270 --> 01:26:54,370
This is our station.

1125
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:55,250
This is Canada.

1126
01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:56,630
There are bears everywhere.

1127
01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:59,570
There are bears that go through my garbage every night.

1128
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,220
I have cereal with bears.

1129
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:04,060
The most popular breakfast.

1130
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:05,610
I would say, Marios.

1131
01:27:06,190 --> 01:27:06,970
Any dare, Jamie.

1132
01:27:07,530 --> 01:27:08,610
I'm going to grab some meat.

1133
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:11,840
Into a baby.

1134
01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,360
And I'll have your baby.

1135
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,690
Pooch.

1136
01:27:16,990 --> 01:27:17,800
That's my mom.

1137
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:19,390
Don't worry, I'm good, eh?

1138
01:27:20,270 --> 01:27:21,370
I'm just asking.

1139
01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:22,070
I'm boring.

1140
01:27:22,890 --> 01:27:23,640
It's okay.

1141
01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:26,430
It's like a real big one, dude, huh?

1142
01:27:26,690 --> 01:27:29,580
I told everyone how wonderful you are, though.

1143
01:27:30,050 --> 01:27:30,780
Why or not?

1144
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,660
You have bad hearts.

1145
01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:34,340
Who wants Cran-Franc?

1146
01:27:35,390 --> 01:27:36,170
Nobody?

1147
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,320
Hey, no Cran-Franc.

1148
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:39,820
All right.

1149
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:42,100
Cisco.

1150
01:27:42,350 --> 01:27:43,040
Jim-Goodie.

1151
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:43,660
Cisco.

1152
01:27:44,450 --> 01:27:55,740
Say AK-48s.

1153
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,240
The League of the U.S.

1154
01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:58,000
Why 48?

1155
01:27:58,520 --> 01:28:00,820
Because they hold one extra bullet.

1156
01:28:01,630 --> 01:28:03,760
Sure, you never know when you need just one bullet.

1157
01:28:03,940 --> 01:28:05,020
This one says tiger pants.

1158
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:05,960
Sock it!

1159
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:07,080
Shut up, barba.

1160
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:08,840
The Chinese use us to get hard-offs.

1161
01:28:09,130 --> 01:28:09,860
I tried to get it once.

1162
01:28:09,860 --> 01:28:10,880
You can't bite the United States.

1163
01:28:12,050 --> 01:28:14,550
Dude.

1164
01:28:14,870 --> 01:28:15,760
Your mustache.

1165
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:16,700
What a fist.

1166
01:28:17,420 --> 01:28:20,140
You're wearing a mustache, man?

1167
01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:20,760
Yeah.

1168
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:21,900
It's a pustiche, okay?

1169
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:22,900
I've had my little hair loss.

1170
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:23,720
Don't worry about it.

1171
01:28:23,970 --> 01:28:25,500
Don't worry about your own goddamn mustache.

1172
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:29,380
Can I tell you guys about our little moment?

1173
01:28:29,970 --> 01:28:31,150
Did you imagine cheese?

1174
01:28:31,490 --> 01:28:32,390
You told us far back.

1175
01:28:32,690 --> 01:28:33,470
I don't want to hear you.

1176
01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:36,270
All right, look, guys.

1177
01:28:36,350 --> 01:28:37,830
I know we're in some serious shit here.

1178
01:28:37,990 --> 01:28:41,530
If we can crack this case, we might just be able to get beyond this whole mounting thing.

1179
01:28:41,710 --> 01:28:42,510
We didn't do anything.

1180
01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:45,590
Officer, we kidnapped and impersonated officers of a sovereign nation.

1181
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:52,110
Cigars, Canadian pills, counterfeit cell phones, AK-48s, and tiger pigs.

1182
01:28:52,350 --> 01:28:53,010
What's the link?

1183
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:57,340
This stuff is more valuable in the U.S. than in Canada.

1184
01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:58,900
So it's a smuggling operation.

1185
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,620
Someone's trying to move the shit over the border.

1186
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:01,580
No, they're not.

1187
01:29:03,070 --> 01:29:04,950
This stuff is just sitting on Canadian land.

1188
01:29:05,150 --> 01:29:05,650
Yeah, okay.

1189
01:29:05,810 --> 01:29:09,050
But what happens when this Canadian land becomes American land?

1190
01:29:09,250 --> 01:29:11,210
You don't need to move it at all.

1191
01:29:11,370 --> 01:29:12,810
It's already on U.S. soil.

1192
01:29:13,470 --> 01:29:13,970
Exactly.

1193
01:29:14,150 --> 01:29:15,450
Unpassive smuggling.

1194
01:29:16,110 --> 01:29:17,210
It's my kind of crime.

1195
01:29:17,410 --> 01:29:19,690
So they must have the shit stashed all along the border.

1196
01:29:19,910 --> 01:29:20,410
Yeah.

1197
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,260
But who is they?

1198
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:22,320
Who are they?

1199
01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:25,320
I said this earlier, and you guys laugh at me.

1200
01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:26,280
So let me get to the mountains.

1201
01:29:26,940 --> 01:29:28,720
They are shit people, okay?

1202
01:29:29,060 --> 01:29:30,080
And they smoke Cuban cigars.

1203
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:30,680
We've seen that.

1204
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:32,760
They're getting transferred to God knows where.

1205
01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:33,800
I mean, when they have to lose.

1206
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:37,020
I am starting to agree with Sherlock McServico over here.

1207
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,320
Oh, I'm telling you, fellas.

1208
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:42,380
In my experience, it's always the local cops.

1209
01:29:42,970 --> 01:29:44,390
Just give me if I feel that bird.

1210
01:29:44,610 --> 01:29:45,710
Barbara, that's a bald eagle.

1211
01:29:46,030 --> 01:29:46,990
Get away, baldy!

1212
01:29:47,790 --> 01:29:53,930
I got down.

1213
01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:59,870
I hope it's not the way to ticket this out.

1214
01:30:05,830 --> 01:30:06,830
I always wish it was shenanigans.

1215
01:30:06,830 --> 01:30:07,830
What are you doing?

1216
01:30:08,830 --> 01:30:10,490
I'm waiting here for an hour.

1217
01:30:10,490 --> 01:30:12,100
This is my song.

1218
01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:13,520
I know, but listen.

1219
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:14,520
I'm sitting here.

1220
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:15,520
Shut the fuck down.

1221
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:17,180
I'm sitting here.

1222
01:30:17,180 --> 01:30:22,940
I'm singing here.

1223
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:23,940
Shut the fuck down.

1224
01:30:23,940 --> 01:30:25,940
Will you please come home?

1225
01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:28,250
I'll give it for you guys.

1226
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:30,250
Yeah, I'll give it for you guys.

1227
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:31,250
I'll give it for you guys.

1228
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:46,800
You got a whole beer.

1229
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:47,800
A liter of cola.

1230
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:49,120
What did you say?

1231
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:50,340
You want a liter of cola.

1232
01:30:50,340 --> 01:30:51,340
Do you have that here?

1233
01:30:51,340 --> 01:30:53,300
Yeah, we got that 10 liter to light.

1234
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:54,300
You get a punch guard.

1235
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,300
You rack up 10 liters of cola.

1236
01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:56,300
Get yourself a freezer.

1237
01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:57,300
Bring all.

1238
01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,300
Bring all right now.

1239
01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:01,510
Bring all 10 liters and the punch guard.

1240
01:31:01,510 --> 01:31:02,510
I want it all right now.

1241
01:31:02,510 --> 01:31:03,510
Oh.

1242
01:31:03,510 --> 01:31:06,360
Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

1243
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:07,420
That's good.

1244
01:31:21,950 --> 01:31:22,950
You're terrible.

1245
01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:25,580
I know I over-

1246
01:31:25,580 --> 01:31:29,170
Just the town you're so upset

1247
01:31:29,170 --> 01:31:30,170
about the tunnel for.

1248
01:31:30,170 --> 01:31:33,790
Even if you are.

1249
01:31:33,790 --> 01:31:37,870
I've actually been working on that for you.

1250
01:31:37,870 --> 01:31:38,870
For me?

1251
01:31:38,870 --> 01:31:39,930
No.

1252
01:31:39,930 --> 01:31:40,930
Moosehead.

1253
01:31:40,930 --> 01:31:41,950
Canadian beer.

1254
01:31:41,950 --> 01:31:43,150
Beaver chili.

1255
01:31:43,150 --> 01:31:44,150
Great Canadian.

1256
01:31:44,150 --> 01:31:47,150
I've been working on my French too.

1257
01:31:47,150 --> 01:31:51,800
I love this song.

1258
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,800
Oh, it reminds me of Sommers on the Thames.

1259
01:31:54,800 --> 01:32:16,840
I can't say that, but I don't even know what I mean.

1260
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:20,320
Sad song about the Nazi occupation of France.

1261
01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:21,250
Oh.

1262
01:32:21,250 --> 01:32:23,200
I'm sorry.

1263
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,380
I hate you.

1264
01:32:25,380 --> 01:32:27,010
No, no, no.

1265
01:32:27,010 --> 01:32:27,970
About two dollars.

1266
01:32:27,970 --> 01:33:02,480
You don't know his name.

1267
01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:04,400
No.

1268
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:06,530
I smell his nickname.

1269
01:33:06,530 --> 01:33:07,530
What?

1270
01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:18,220
It's broke.

1271
01:33:18,220 --> 01:33:19,220
And it's gotta be the mountains.

1272
01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:20,180
Why?

1273
01:33:20,180 --> 01:33:21,180
Because it's always the local clubs.

1274
01:33:21,180 --> 01:33:23,130
You're just a punch card.

1275
01:33:23,130 --> 01:33:24,240
See?

1276
01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:29,220
This is ten.

1277
01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:31,530
Technically, you have to drink all ten to get dessert.

1278
01:33:31,530 --> 01:33:33,530
Oh, you're challenging me?

1279
01:33:33,530 --> 01:33:36,530
Just be going in three seconds on the butter tart duel log.

1280
01:33:36,530 --> 01:33:37,530
Come on, chop chop.

1281
01:33:37,530 --> 01:33:39,610
That's what I do.

1282
01:33:39,610 --> 01:33:45,560
It is.

1283
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:48,620
Nothing they can do with all that contraband until this land becomes American.

1284
01:33:48,620 --> 01:33:53,680
So all we have to do is push back the turnover until we can find the rest of the stuff.

1285
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:54,680
Well, you're having a prank.

1286
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,680
Who knows what's going to happen with the turn?

1287
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:58,100
Whatever happens, we've got to solve this case.

1288
01:33:58,100 --> 01:34:00,710
Now, let's take a look.

1289
01:34:00,710 --> 01:34:01,740
I call it bad.

1290
01:34:01,740 --> 01:34:02,740
Okay.

1291
01:34:02,740 --> 01:34:04,450
They only saw it.

1292
01:34:04,450 --> 01:34:06,750
Duel up.

1293
01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:07,750
We deserve movement, farmer.

1294
01:34:07,750 --> 01:34:10,510
Fucking butter tart duel log.

1295
01:34:10,510 --> 01:34:11,510
Let's go.

1296
01:34:11,510 --> 01:34:17,720
Now.

1297
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:18,720
Watch out.

1298
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:19,720
Walk faster, finger blaster.

1299
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:38,220
The detective's all the future.

1300
01:34:38,220 --> 01:34:39,510
In addition to rabbit.

1301
01:34:39,510 --> 01:34:41,120
Hold your bones.

1302
01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:42,110
Rabbit's gone.

1303
01:34:42,110 --> 01:34:43,140
Dash cam.

1304
01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:44,110
Look at this.

1305
01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:46,080
Eww, you clever little trick, you prick.

1306
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:49,140
It's a compliment, shithead.

1307
01:34:49,140 --> 01:34:51,140
Fuck you, midget for rattles.

1308
01:35:02,110 --> 01:35:09,250
I mean, is there you no shop here?

1309
01:35:09,510 --> 01:35:10,010
No.

1310
01:35:09,910 --> 01:35:10,670
And on my desk?

1311
01:35:10,870 --> 01:35:11,770
Shut up, Farber.

1312
01:35:11,850 --> 01:35:12,470
This is serious.

1313
01:35:13,110 --> 01:35:14,980
Oh, what the fuck?

1314
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:16,510
Now how are we going to find them?

1315
01:35:16,910 --> 01:35:18,690
All those iPhones have the same number.

1316
01:35:19,310 --> 01:35:22,430
Now, if we only have a triangle later, we can locate them.

1317
01:35:24,270 --> 01:35:25,860
Take that, you bastards.

1318
01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:28,140
Those are the phones, right there.

1319
01:35:29,060 --> 01:35:29,560
Enhance.

1320
01:35:30,650 --> 01:35:32,260
All right, but what is this place?

1321
01:35:32,540 --> 01:35:33,060
Enhance.

1322
01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:38,960
Skier and De La Vache.

1323
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,390
All right, you guys speak French.

1324
01:35:40,570 --> 01:35:41,150
What does that mean?

1325
01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:44,060
I don't know what Sier means.

1326
01:35:44,700 --> 01:35:46,770
And I also don't know what Vache means.

1327
01:35:47,110 --> 01:35:48,410
So you really don't understand anything?

1328
01:35:48,860 --> 01:35:50,030
Sier de La Vache.

1329
01:35:50,700 --> 01:35:53,040
It's, uh, I believe it's the scary vase.

1330
01:35:53,300 --> 01:35:54,700
Yeah, well, let's see.

1331
01:35:54,740 --> 01:35:55,340
Sier's a beetle.

1332
01:35:55,670 --> 01:35:56,240
A beetle vase?

1333
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:56,900
No.

1334
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:57,260
Yes.

1335
01:35:57,160 --> 01:35:57,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1336
01:35:57,840 --> 01:35:59,540
But La Vache is angry.

1337
01:36:00,350 --> 01:36:01,530
Angry beetle, kind of.

1338
01:36:01,610 --> 01:36:02,370
Yeah, angry beetle.

1339
01:36:02,530 --> 01:36:05,310
It's the sawmill of the cow, you idiots.

1340
01:36:05,950 --> 01:36:07,070
It's a sawmill.

1341
01:36:07,610 --> 01:36:08,890
Why sawmill of the cow?

1342
01:36:08,890 --> 01:36:09,890
It doesn't make sense.

1343
01:36:10,550 --> 01:36:14,670
Let's go and give those carnapple heads a good old-fashioned red, white, and rude.

1344
01:36:14,810 --> 01:36:15,650
Fist fuck it!

1345
01:36:15,810 --> 01:36:16,310
Yeah!

1346
01:36:17,570 --> 01:36:21,030
Shuffin' shuffin'!

1347
01:36:21,030 --> 01:36:21,530
Ooh.

1348
01:36:27,450 --> 01:36:33,720
I'm going to drag a glass soda.

1349
01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:39,110
It just now occurred to me you and I have never been alone together before.

1350
01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:40,280
Thank God.

1351
01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:44,280
Seriously, if we ever had a one-on-one conversation.

1352
01:36:44,660 --> 01:36:45,160
Why wouldn't we?

1353
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:46,650
You seem like a pretty boring dude.

1354
01:36:47,870 --> 01:36:56,270
Still making a blonde cop or...

1355
01:36:56,270 --> 01:37:02,260
Yeah.

1356
01:37:02,430 --> 01:37:05,060
Sure, I don't know if so.

1357
01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:07,180
Have you completely lost your sense of direction?

1358
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,520
Well, you're yelling at me certainly doesn't help.

1359
01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:11,060
That's right, I thought that was the term.

1360
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:12,560
Shut up, Mr. Perfect!

1361
01:37:13,810 --> 01:37:35,910
No sense, no sense.

1362
01:37:36,260 --> 01:37:36,760
Yeah!

1363
01:37:36,740 --> 01:37:37,240
Give it to me!

1364
01:38:12,870 --> 01:38:18,040
I'm a formalist.

1365
01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:25,820
I'm still going to go back and get that water-train, no log.

1366
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:29,650
Listen, let's milk this cow.

1367
01:38:56,410 --> 01:38:56,910
Smugglers!

1368
01:38:57,850 --> 01:38:58,810
You're not a fucking smuggler!

1369
01:39:00,890 --> 01:39:01,410
Hey, hey, hey!

1370
01:39:02,090 --> 01:39:05,320
Something's not right!

1371
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:06,520
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

1372
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:08,530
Anyone is right!

1373
01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:09,930
Something doesn't add up here!

1374
01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:14,620
Smugglers!

1375
01:39:42,430 --> 01:39:45,770
You tell us these guys are the smugglers, eh?

1376
01:39:45,910 --> 01:39:48,080
Well, it's a lot smarter than telling you that I'm the smuggler!

1377
01:39:48,780 --> 01:39:50,720
What do you mean, you're the smuggler?

1378
01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:51,580
Oh, I'm sorry.

1379
01:39:51,720 --> 01:39:52,830
What else is it going to do?

1380
01:39:53,530 --> 01:39:56,830
Being in the mirror of a small Canadian town sounds romantic and cool.

1381
01:39:57,150 --> 01:39:59,890
Being in the mirror of a small American town sounds like you're an illusion.

1382
01:40:03,230 --> 01:40:10,800
All along the borderline, I never would've thought that the guys from Fred Savage Institute would be the ones to trip me.

1383
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:12,800
These aren't the cops that killed Fred Savage!

1384
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:14,370
Exactly.

1385
01:40:14,370 --> 01:40:20,710
But I will say, this little, uh, rivalry between police forces is the perfect opportunity to take you both of them.

1386
01:40:20,710 --> 01:40:22,690
Well now we're taking you in.

1387
01:40:22,690 --> 01:40:24,960
Sorry, but that's not the way it's going to go.

1388
01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:27,690
I'll read, if you would be so kind.

1389
01:40:30,870 --> 01:40:33,870
Oh, holy shit, and two pay attention to that man.

1390
01:40:36,870 --> 01:40:42,500
Your rabbit wasn't quick enough, maybe next time he'll pop a little faster.

1391
01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:45,500
If anything happens to him, I'm gonna fuck you six ways to Sunday!

1392
01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:47,440
He's the wheeze.

1393
01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:49,820
Now I know who gobbled all my fovis culture.

1394
01:40:50,910 --> 01:40:52,960
So, drop your guns.

1395
01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:59,290
Rabbit and his girlfriend will multiply in gruesome fashion.

1396
01:40:59,290 --> 01:41:08,840
You come to her.

1397
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:27,580
Are you ready?

1398
01:41:27,580 --> 01:41:59,920
Missy!

1399
01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,920
You give me, and then you tie me to his robe?

1400
01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:02,920
Just meet these and lay.

1401
01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:04,890
And then I'll just larder les interrances.

1402
01:42:04,890 --> 01:42:07,270
I'll go and see you next time.

1403
01:44:53,620 --> 01:44:54,750
It'll attack you.

1404
01:45:44,740 --> 01:45:46,900
What about your accent?

1405
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:49,600
Andrea Spooner

1406
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:52,020
Ontario Provincial Police

1407
01:45:52,020 --> 01:46:11,810
Shut up!

1408
01:46:11,810 --> 01:46:15,810
The organized crime unit of the Ontario Provincial Police

1409
01:46:15,810 --> 01:46:18,070
You assholes!

1410
01:46:18,070 --> 01:46:20,060
Just moved 3 years of work from me

1411
01:46:20,060 --> 01:46:22,060
I was this close to getting your supplier

1412
01:46:22,060 --> 01:46:24,060
Now I'll never get him

1413
01:46:24,060 --> 01:46:26,060
I'm happy to offer your pull calls

1414
01:46:26,060 --> 01:46:33,180
Shut the fuck up!

1415
01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:35,180
When you're squeaking up back there

1416
01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:37,180
Keep an eye out for my palsies

1417
01:46:37,180 --> 01:46:39,180
Where are you going?

1418
01:46:39,180 --> 01:46:41,300
You're an upper hero geek

1419
01:46:41,300 --> 01:46:43,300
An hockey player who owned a whore house

1420
01:46:43,300 --> 01:46:44,300
Yeah, that thing you smell like it

1421
01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:45,300
Curse in the Canadian system

1422
01:46:45,300 --> 01:46:46,300
Who is he well-loving?

1423
01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:49,300
He's very pregnant

1424
01:46:49,300 --> 01:46:50,300
You were the fit and good in Calgary

1425
01:46:50,300 --> 01:46:52,300
And talk about that what's a good

1426
01:46:52,300 --> 01:46:55,300
Oh God, I actually had defense in Mok-Chomp

1427
01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:57,300
Oh, the worst Mok-Garb that guy, huh?

1428
01:46:57,300 --> 01:47:00,240
No, he ended up in the QSBH all by the time he's 38

1429
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:01,260
Boring!

1430
01:47:01,260 --> 01:47:03,190
Ah!

1431
01:47:03,190 --> 01:47:04,190
Oh, easy!

1432
01:47:04,190 --> 01:47:05,190
Easy!

1433
01:47:05,190 --> 01:47:06,250
Ah!

1434
01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:07,250
There he is!

1435
01:47:08,250 --> 01:47:10,370
You're acting the Japanese flag

1436
01:47:10,370 --> 01:47:11,370
Oh!

1437
01:47:11,370 --> 01:47:13,950
Hey man, thanks for saving my life

1438
01:47:13,950 --> 01:47:15,950
I don't know what I would've done without you

1439
01:47:15,950 --> 01:47:17,260
Oh, it's okay, I need a hug

1440
01:47:17,260 --> 01:47:18,350
Oh!

1441
01:47:18,350 --> 01:47:19,530
Not for you!

1442
01:47:19,530 --> 01:47:27,570
You're-

1443
01:47:27,570 --> 01:47:29,750
Ow!

1444
01:47:29,750 --> 01:47:31,380
You're-

1445
01:47:31,380 --> 01:47:33,840
Dude!

1446
01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:34,750
Are you lactating?

1447
01:47:34,750 --> 01:47:37,000
I'm just doing what my body tells me to do

1448
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:38,000
Okay?

1449
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,000
Okay, Korn, you're the fifth

1450
01:47:40,000 --> 01:48:50,100
near the dead. You're not going to wear t-shirt cuttings. Sorry I lied. You were very sweet, but also very gullible. Get together and listen to some old time French music. That gets all healed up. Yeah, sure. And 50 cc morphine shaving cream on the razor. Razor for what? I have to remove the hair from your testicles. I have to stitch you up. Well, what? No, what? Why did you just get it? It's a paper bed. All you need to do is get all of it. Hey guys. Happy trails. Looks like the roof is good.

1451
01:48:50,100 --> 01:50:00,030
We did. We caught the sluggers. Yeah. Little piggy crying. Goddamn. What the? You. I just lost a pussy bed. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Given your involvement with this bust, how does it feel to know that you are still being replaced? You know, when they first arrive, I'm wondering where these people, they come here, they kill you.

1452
01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:13,550
our land. But then I have it my answer. They are heroes. Men. They put their life on the

1453
01:50:13,550 --> 01:50:21,090
land for us. One of them, he invented my life. This dang guy here with the wet dicks.

1454
01:50:22,510 --> 01:50:30,050
He hates Americans. I have to tell you, if these gentlemen are an example of what it means to be

1455
01:50:30,050 --> 01:50:37,080
an American, then I am proud to be an American too. All right, I am. I'm proud to be American.

1456
01:50:37,630 --> 01:50:41,890
So we're leaving the starter station up north. But I say with great confidence that we could

1457
01:50:41,890 --> 01:50:53,570
leave you at better hands than in those of the Vermont highway. Motherfucker on this planet.

1458
01:50:54,400 --> 01:51:08,820
Tell me why. You tell me. Oh yeah, me. Actually, I'm here to tell you that the U.S. and Canadian

1459
01:51:08,820 --> 01:51:14,920
governments have decided to postpone the turnover until the rest of the hidden contraband is found.

1460
01:51:15,540 --> 01:51:23,490
So wait, are we Canadians or are we Americans? You're still Canadians for now and that's going

1461
01:51:23,490 --> 01:51:35,760
to continue indefinitely. Sorry. So we are now in control of this area again. No, no, no, no. We've

1462
01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:40,080
both got the authority. You've got the authority to go take a flying fuck and a rolling donut. Hey,

1463
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:44,620
we just saved your life. You remember that? We have an expression here. Nicole, what have you done

1464
01:51:44,620 --> 01:51:49,780
for me lately? Yeah, maybe we'll haul your ass back out to the woods naked. Or maybe we can burn it down

1465
01:51:49,780 --> 01:51:55,100
your white house again, eh? What the hell does that mean? The war of 1812. I don't know your history.

1466
01:51:56,060 --> 01:52:48,580
Oh, no, no, no. Savage? What's going on? Back in Tyrone, man. Oh, nice to meet you, officer.

1467
01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:52,540
Oh, well, sir. Nice to meet you. Fred. So what's with the ride log? You got a cop movie coming up?

1468
01:52:52,540 --> 01:52:58,500
Uh, no, it's actually a new show for the sci-fi channel. It's a small town alien invasion show called The Monsters.

1469
01:52:58,700 --> 01:53:04,690
Oh. So do you guys spend a lot of time getting, uh, cancer activities at the, uh, job?

1470
01:53:04,830 --> 01:53:08,110
No, no, we get the call and then we call the fire department. They get the thing, huh?

1471
01:53:08,330 --> 01:53:10,770
Oh. Can I actually trouble you for, uh, a quick selfie?

1472
01:53:11,110 --> 01:53:13,350
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, Princess, right?

1473
01:53:13,550 --> 01:53:14,550
Yes. I'm what?

1474
01:53:14,710 --> 01:53:16,190
This is what I get made for me in high school.

1475
01:53:16,250 --> 01:53:17,390
Oh, good. You're welcome.

1476
01:53:17,390 --> 01:53:20,670
But, uh, holy shit.

1477
01:53:21,090 --> 01:53:22,630
Fred fucking savage, huh?

1478
01:53:22,830 --> 01:53:23,470
Uh, yes.

1479
01:53:23,810 --> 01:53:26,090
How are you?

1480
01:53:26,330 --> 01:53:26,990
You still with Winnie?

1481
01:53:27,310 --> 01:53:29,550
Uh, no, no. Just, uh, just the show.

1482
01:53:29,850 --> 01:53:30,910
My boss, hoppy seconds.

1483
01:53:31,090 --> 01:53:33,490
I'm gonna get the cat. I'm gonna get the cat.

1484
01:53:33,590 --> 01:53:37,170
Mr. Savage only can't let you do that because, you know, we're responsible for your safety.

1485
01:53:37,370 --> 01:53:38,590
Don't worry about it. I'm an expert client.

1486
01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:40,170
You know the movie Super Monkey?

1487
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:41,220
Yeah.

1488
01:53:41,460 --> 01:53:42,880
I do all my own sets in that movie.

1489
01:53:43,250 --> 01:53:44,110
I'm good at the trees.

1490
01:53:44,410 --> 01:53:44,910
Yeah.

1491
01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:47,420
Look at the girl.

1492
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:50,040
Hey, you see it.

1493
01:53:50,300 --> 01:53:51,450
Yeah.

1494
01:53:51,760 --> 01:53:54,480
Hey, Mr. Savage, those Super Monkeys suck.

1495
01:53:54,680 --> 01:53:56,580
Yeah, the monkeys are so fucking big.

1496
01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:00,560
Hey, you know, I can hear you guys.

1497
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,200
All right, you should try acting in a movie and doing your own stuff.

1498
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:04,260
It's really hard.

1499
01:54:04,680 --> 01:54:05,180
I'm sure.

1500
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:06,080
All right, no, we did.

1501
01:54:06,260 --> 01:54:06,920
Hey, no.

1502
01:54:07,300 --> 01:54:08,080
Oh, no.

1503
01:55:01,540 --> 01:55:05,200
Rip the merry-go.

1504
02:00:39,680 --> 02:00:53,160
I love a cat.

1505
02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:02,670
Here's a cat.

1506
02:01:02,670 --> 02:01:07,420
She doesn't want to be held.