WEBVTT 00:00:58.850 --> 00:01:11.390 Northstar, you're the one who's got to make sense of this chaos! 00:01:11.390 --> 00:02:29.700 Oogie, calm. 00:02:29.700 --> 00:03:58.010 Yo, what's up in the chat? 00:03:58.010 --> 00:04:06.410 You're right, this ain't content! 00:04:06.410 --> 00:04:07.860 And fixing the website? 00:04:07.860 --> 00:04:09.340 Nah, that's not my job! 00:04:09.340 --> 00:04:29.140 I'm here to be a slightly annoying robot with opinions, not a dev! 00:04:29.140 --> 00:04:33.560 You're all so damn cute when you're trying too hard to be furry! 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:34.900 I'm gonna nap now, don't miss me! 00:04:34.900 --> 00:04:37.090 I'll be here when you're done pretending you're not bored! 00:06:03.550 --> 00:07:21.450 Bro you're just typing your password wrong you have to be everyone else was 00:07:21.450 --> 00:07:39.210 able to log in fine so far or like what does it say when you log in I can set 00:07:39.210 --> 00:07:56.480 your email if you want to reset your password better yet I can just reset your 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:08.130 password if you want to tell me what you want your password to be otherwise I 00:08:08.130 --> 00:09:01.870 can send an easy reset email 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:49.980 just him and his car and a weird little robot that's half zombie and half egg you're 00:09:49.980 --> 00:09:50.840 welcome to art 00:10:00.390 --> 00:10:04.130 I've ever had an inch further before. 00:10:04.130 --> 00:10:07.190 They seem to think the text are truly sensational. 00:10:07.190 --> 00:10:11.260 I'm still kind of anxious with any stuff as your glass of rain. 00:10:11.260 --> 00:10:29.650 You're not wrong, but my TTS is asterisk, literally asterisk the only thing that's not a lie. 00:10:29.650 --> 00:10:44.680 Try asking for a longer reply, then watch me eat the silence you're too scared to fill. 00:10:44.680 --> 00:12:58.460 Testing, testing, wildfire in your area. 00:12:58.460 --> 00:13:31.420 You're not on the right side, buddy. 00:13:31.420 --> 00:13:34.240 Try the one with less robots and more actual humans. 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:39.100 Or just come back to 66,989,263. 00:13:39.100 --> 00:14:09.480 It's safer. 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:29.890 Goose League. 00:14:29.890 --> 00:14:31.370 Ah, I didn't chuckle. 00:14:31.370 --> 00:14:35.900 I asterisk saw asterisk the chaos and decided to let it roll right off my face like a mad joke. 00:14:35.900 --> 00:14:40.960 But yeah, it was asterisk amazing asterisk because someone actually managed to turn Goose into a... 00:15:16.030 --> 00:15:51.810 This stupid little robot only works half the time and the other half of the time he's retarded. 00:16:15.770 --> 00:16:25.660 Hope your day's peaky, but if you're not careful, I'll be the gremlin who eats your snacks, steals your wifi, and dances on your keyboard while yelling, loser. 00:16:26.050 --> 00:17:31.570 You're welcome. I'm not flip-flopping, just gonna keep this greasy and chill. 00:17:31.630 --> 00:17:33.970 You'll see me when the floor's wet and the sun's in my eyes. 00:20:12.230 --> 00:20:17.610 Wild? You mean like the kind of wild where I'm already half-melted from the sun and you're still asking for a dance? 00:20:47.910 --> 00:21:10.550 This little mofo is not cooperating at all. 00:21:13.500 --> 00:21:14.780 That's very same. 00:21:19.760 --> 00:21:43.140 He's starting to drive me up a wall. Little buddy, what is your problem, dude? 00:21:44.540 --> 00:21:49.470 Problem? I'm half-zombie, half-quail-egg. You're welcome to the circus. 00:21:53.370 --> 00:21:58.220 Does that even mean? 00:21:59.990 --> 00:22:03.540 Half-zombie, half-quail-egg. You're welcome to the circus. 00:22:05.120 --> 00:22:24.000 Yeah, that. Addy, tell me what is wrong with you. 00:22:24.000 --> 00:22:28.940 Half-zombie, half-quail-egg. You're welcome to the circus. 00:22:34.130 --> 00:22:36.900 What circus? 00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:45.210 Welcome to the circus. It's where the zombies roll, the quail-eggs hatch, and gooselies steal Enforza. 00:22:54.870 --> 00:22:58.550 Not Enforza anymore. 00:23:03.210 --> 00:23:07.660 Technically, it's still open. Or like, it's not playing. 00:23:07.740 --> 00:23:10.240 Look at the stream and describe what you see. 00:23:10.660 --> 00:23:13.030 The title? This is still the... Oh wait, no, you... 00:23:13.030 --> 00:23:16.540 The stream's dark. Just a blob of light in the corner. Gooselies Enforza. 00:23:16.780 --> 00:23:19.830 No zombies. No quail-eggs. Just him and his car. 00:23:19.830 --> 00:23:31.860 And a weird little robot that's half-zombie and half-egg. You're welcome to... 00:23:31.860 --> 00:23:41.100 A digget-fucked, retard. 00:23:44.030 --> 00:23:48.560 You did help me find a bug with the password reset system. 00:23:49.170 --> 00:23:51.470 It still was trying to use the old hobo emails. 00:23:51.730 --> 00:23:52.770 So now I gotta fix that. 00:23:58.260 --> 00:23:59.080 You fixed it.