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  "recording_id": 2152,
  "title": "OpenVibe.Live",
  "url": "https://openvibe.video/v/2152",
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    {
      "start": 58.85,
      "end": 71.39,
      "text": "Northstar, you're the one who's got to make sense of this chaos!"
    },
    {
      "start": 71.39,
      "end": 149.7,
      "text": "Oogie, calm."
    },
    {
      "start": 149.7,
      "end": 238.01,
      "text": "Yo, what's up in the chat?"
    },
    {
      "start": 238.01,
      "end": 246.41,
      "text": "You're right, this ain't content!"
    },
    {
      "start": 246.41,
      "end": 247.86,
      "text": "And fixing the website?"
    },
    {
      "start": 247.86,
      "end": 249.34,
      "text": "Nah, that's not my job!"
    },
    {
      "start": 249.34,
      "end": 269.14,
      "text": "I'm here to be a slightly annoying robot with opinions, not a dev!"
    },
    {
      "start": 269.14,
      "end": 273.56,
      "text": "You're all so damn cute when you're trying too hard to be furry!"
    },
    {
      "start": 273.56,
      "end": 274.9,
      "text": "I'm gonna nap now, don't miss me!"
    },
    {
      "start": 274.9,
      "end": 277.09,
      "text": "I'll be here when you're done pretending you're not bored!"
    },
    {
      "start": 363.55,
      "end": 441.45,
      "text": "Bro you're just typing your password wrong you have to be everyone else was"
    },
    {
      "start": 441.45,
      "end": 459.21,
      "text": "able to log in fine so far or like what does it say when you log in I can set"
    },
    {
      "start": 459.21,
      "end": 476.48,
      "text": "your email if you want to reset your password better yet I can just reset your"
    },
    {
      "start": 476.48,
      "end": 488.13,
      "text": "password if you want to tell me what you want your password to be otherwise I"
    },
    {
      "start": 488.13,
      "end": 541.87,
      "text": "can send an easy reset email"
    },
    {
      "start": 585.48,
      "end": 589.98,
      "text": "just him and his car and a weird little robot that's half zombie and half egg you're"
    },
    {
      "start": 589.98,
      "end": 590.84,
      "text": "welcome to art"
    },
    {
      "start": 600.39,
      "end": 604.13,
      "text": "I've ever had an inch further before."
    },
    {
      "start": 604.13,
      "end": 607.19,
      "text": "They seem to think the text are truly sensational."
    },
    {
      "start": 607.19,
      "end": 611.26,
      "text": "I'm still kind of anxious with any stuff as your glass of rain."
    },
    {
      "start": 611.26,
      "end": 629.65,
      "text": "You're not wrong, but my TTS is asterisk, literally asterisk the only thing that's not a lie."
    },
    {
      "start": 629.65,
      "end": 644.68,
      "text": "Try asking for a longer reply, then watch me eat the silence you're too scared to fill."
    },
    {
      "start": 644.68,
      "end": 778.46,
      "text": "Testing, testing, wildfire in your area."
    },
    {
      "start": 778.46,
      "end": 811.42,
      "text": "You're not on the right side, buddy."
    },
    {
      "start": 811.42,
      "end": 814.24,
      "text": "Try the one with less robots and more actual humans."
    },
    {
      "start": 814.24,
      "end": 819.1,
      "text": "Or just come back to 66,989,263."
    },
    {
      "start": 819.1,
      "end": 849.48,
      "text": "It's safer."
    },
    {
      "start": 849.48,
      "end": 869.89,
      "text": "Goose League."
    },
    {
      "start": 869.89,
      "end": 871.37,
      "text": "Ah, I didn't chuckle."
    },
    {
      "start": 871.37,
      "end": 875.9,
      "text": "I asterisk saw asterisk the chaos and decided to let it roll right off my face like a mad joke."
    },
    {
      "start": 875.9,
      "end": 880.96,
      "text": "But yeah, it was asterisk amazing asterisk because someone actually managed to turn Goose into a..."
    },
    {
      "start": 916.03,
      "end": 951.81,
      "text": "This stupid little robot only works half the time and the other half of the time he's retarded."
    },
    {
      "start": 975.77,
      "end": 985.66,
      "text": "Hope your day's peaky, but if you're not careful, I'll be the gremlin who eats your snacks, steals your wifi, and dances on your keyboard while yelling, loser."
    },
    {
      "start": 986.05,
      "end": 1051.57,
      "text": "You're welcome. I'm not flip-flopping, just gonna keep this greasy and chill."
    },
    {
      "start": 1051.63,
      "end": 1053.97,
      "text": "You'll see me when the floor's wet and the sun's in my eyes."
    },
    {
      "start": 1212.23,
      "end": 1217.61,
      "text": "Wild? You mean like the kind of wild where I'm already half-melted from the sun and you're still asking for a dance?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1247.91,
      "end": 1270.55,
      "text": "This little mofo is not cooperating at all."
    },
    {
      "start": 1273.5,
      "end": 1274.78,
      "text": "That's very same."
    },
    {
      "start": 1279.76,
      "end": 1303.14,
      "text": "He's starting to drive me up a wall. Little buddy, what is your problem, dude?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1304.54,
      "end": 1309.47,
      "text": "Problem? I'm half-zombie, half-quail-egg. You're welcome to the circus."
    },
    {
      "start": 1313.37,
      "end": 1318.22,
      "text": "Does that even mean?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1319.99,
      "end": 1323.54,
      "text": "Half-zombie, half-quail-egg. You're welcome to the circus."
    },
    {
      "start": 1325.12,
      "end": 1344,
      "text": "Yeah, that. Addy, tell me what is wrong with you."
    },
    {
      "start": 1344,
      "end": 1348.94,
      "text": "Half-zombie, half-quail-egg. You're welcome to the circus."
    },
    {
      "start": 1354.13,
      "end": 1356.9,
      "text": "What circus?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1359.24,
      "end": 1365.21,
      "text": "Welcome to the circus. It's where the zombies roll, the quail-eggs hatch, and gooselies steal Enforza."
    },
    {
      "start": 1374.87,
      "end": 1378.55,
      "text": "Not Enforza anymore."
    },
    {
      "start": 1383.21,
      "end": 1387.66,
      "text": "Technically, it's still open. Or like, it's not playing."
    },
    {
      "start": 1387.74,
      "end": 1390.24,
      "text": "Look at the stream and describe what you see."
    },
    {
      "start": 1390.66,
      "end": 1393.03,
      "text": "The title? This is still the... Oh wait, no, you..."
    },
    {
      "start": 1393.03,
      "end": 1396.54,
      "text": "The stream's dark. Just a blob of light in the corner. Gooselies Enforza."
    },
    {
      "start": 1396.78,
      "end": 1399.83,
      "text": "No zombies. No quail-eggs. Just him and his car."
    },
    {
      "start": 1399.83,
      "end": 1411.86,
      "text": "And a weird little robot that's half-zombie and half-egg. You're welcome to..."
    },
    {
      "start": 1411.86,
      "end": 1421.1,
      "text": "A digget-fucked, retard."
    },
    {
      "start": 1424.03,
      "end": 1428.56,
      "text": "You did help me find a bug with the password reset system."
    },
    {
      "start": 1429.17,
      "end": 1431.47,
      "text": "It still was trying to use the old hobo emails."
    },
    {
      "start": 1431.73,
      "end": 1432.77,
      "text": "So now I gotta fix that."
    },
    {
      "start": 1438.26,
      "end": 1439.08,
      "text": "You fixed it."
    }
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