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  "title": "OpenVibe.Live",
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      "text": "Now into your crocodile alligators."
    },
    {
      "start": 346.75,
      "end": 348.89,
      "text": "Oh my god, I hope it's bringing some clock."
    },
    {
      "start": 349.68,
      "end": 351.28,
      "text": "No f***ing way."
    },
    {
      "start": 351.71,
      "end": 354.58,
      "text": "You know, I just hate that I'm the only one around here with an accurate clock,"
    },
    {
      "start": 354.7,
      "end": 358.46,
      "text": "so I have devised a timekeeping device that you yourself can own."
    },
    {
      "start": 358.62,
      "end": 362.8,
      "text": "I've hired the brightest minds of our generation to come up with a clock with no moving parts,"
    },
    {
      "start": 362.92,
      "end": 364.16,
      "text": "yet still remains accurate."
    },
    {
      "start": 364.36,
      "end": 368.28,
      "text": "They've even found a way to attach it to the wall using a simple and easy-to-use dovetail joint,"
    },
    {
      "start": 368.28,
      "end": 371.22,
      "text": "and those crazy bastards did it in a variety of sizes."
    },
    {
      "start": 371.54,
      "end": 375.02,
      "text": "This is a new kind of laminated metal poster that I'm trying out, and oh..."
    },
    {
      "start": 375.02,
      "end": 377.08,
      "text": "Wait, wait, no, no, don't slowly zoom me out!"
    },
    {
      "start": 377.18,
      "end": 379.53,
      "text": "Wait, I haven't even told you that the link is in the description yet!"
    },
    {
      "start": 379.63,
      "end": 381.32,
      "text": "No, please no!"
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      "start": 382.4,
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      "text": "So, YouTube."
    },
    {
      "start": 387.07,
      "end": 388.09,
      "text": "We all love YouTube, right?"
    },
    {
      "start": 388.37,
      "end": 392.28,
      "text": "It provides us with great videos, such as walking through Target while purple."
    },
    {
      "start": 392.48,
      "end": 396.54,
      "text": "And as anyone who makes them knows, making YouTube videos is kind of really hard."
    },
    {
      "start": 396.68,
      "end": 397.62,
      "text": "At least making good ones."
    },
    {
      "start": 397.68,
      "end": 399.14,
      "text": "I'll let you know when I figure out how to do that."
    },
    {
      "start": 399.14,
      "end": 404.42,
      "text": "I don't think you'll have to wait too long, because YouTube just put out a new app for making YouTube videos."
    },
    {
      "start": 404.56,
      "end": 406.23,
      "text": "You heard that right, an app on your phone."
    },
    {
      "start": 406.47,
      "end": 408.93,
      "text": "It is called the YouTube Create app."
    },
    {
      "start": 409.11,
      "end": 412.69,
      "text": "YouTube was pushing this thing really hard at OpenSauce this year,"
    },
    {
      "start": 412.69,
      "end": 414.61,
      "text": "Edit with AI, oh boy!"
    },
    {
      "start": 414.83,
      "end": 416.83,
      "text": "Oh my god, the thing that YouTube had at OpenSauce?"
    },
    {
      "start": 416.87,
      "end": 417.99,
      "text": "I have to tell you about it one sec."
    },
    {
      "start": 418.09,
      "end": 421.51,
      "text": "I didn't get any footage of it, so I'm going to recreate it in Gary's Mod here for you."
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    {
      "start": 421.59,
      "end": 424.27,
      "text": "There's a back creator lounge area."
    },
    {
      "start": 424.47,
      "end": 426.19,
      "text": "Prusa had one, and YouTube had one."
    },
    {
      "start": 426.31,
      "end": 427.95,
      "text": "Prusa's had a bunch of 3D printers and stuff."
    },
    {
      "start": 428.21,
      "end": 430.87,
      "text": "Tables, couches, stuff to eat, stuff to drink."
    },
    {
      "start": 430.87,
      "end": 432.09,
      "text": "It's a pretty good place to be."
    },
    {
      "start": 432.19,
      "end": 433.55,
      "text": "Everyone you know is hanging out over there."
    },
    {
      "start": 433.63,
      "end": 435.43,
      "text": "But the YouTube lounge."
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    {
      "start": 435.59,
      "end": 441.93,
      "text": "There was this big plant mosaic display thing, where you could get a free plushie if you matched vegetables."
    },
    {
      "start": 442.19,
      "end": 449.85,
      "text": "And then right smack in the middle of the room, for whatever reason, there was a gigantic display showing off mostly the YouTube Create app."
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    {
      "start": 449.85,
      "end": 453.77,
      "text": "And then every once in a while, there would be this giant AI gopher."
    },
    {
      "start": 454.01,
      "end": 457.83,
      "text": "I'm kicking myself that I didn't get any footage of this thing, because it's like impossible to describe."
    },
    {
      "start": 458.07,
      "end": 463.41,
      "text": "But every once in a while, a big AI gopher would appear in like a ball of smoke, kind of like in Spider-Man."
    },
    {
      "start": 463.59,
      "end": 466.01,
      "text": "And of course, it had like the little Gemini logo in the corner."
    },
    {
      "start": 466.15,
      "end": 470.13,
      "text": "And then between shots of the AI gopher, there was a whole bunch of stuff about the YouTube Create app."
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    {
      "start": 470.29,
      "end": 472.91,
      "text": "And it was just, it was just really weird."
    },
    {
      "start": 473.11,
      "end": 474.29,
      "text": "Like AI everything is weird."
    },
    {
      "start": 474.37,
      "end": 475.15,
      "text": "That's just how it is."
    },
    {
      "start": 475.21,
      "end": 477.03,
      "text": "But like this was like a different kind of weird."
    },
    {
      "start": 477.03,
      "end": 484.05,
      "text": "It kept pushing the app as like an AI alternative to the slog of making videos yourself."
    },
    {
      "start": 484.19,
      "end": 486.94,
      "text": "And it was just, it was just in bad taste."
    },
    {
      "start": 487.1,
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      "text": "Because here we are in the Creator Lounge at OpenSauce, quite possibly the number one event"
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    {
      "start": 493.3,
      "end": 495.94,
      "text": "for YouTube creators in this niche."
    },
    {
      "start": 496.1,
      "end": 501.16,
      "text": "And everyone who's in this lounge right now got there by making amazing YouTube videos,"
    },
    {
      "start": 501.24,
      "end": 504.5,
      "text": "by putting their blood, sweat, and tears into their stuff, making their art, right?"
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    {
      "start": 504.5,
      "end": 507.86,
      "text": "And then YouTube, the platform where all of this takes place,"
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    {
      "start": 507.98,
      "end": 510.08,
      "text": "the platform where all of these people found success,"
    },
    {
      "start": 510.26,
      "end": 516.3,
      "text": "continues just running this stuff, touting this app about AI editing and AI video production."
    },
    {
      "start": 517.1,
      "end": 518.46,
      "text": "There's just, there's just a disconnect."
    },
    {
      "start": 518.8,
      "end": 521.94,
      "text": "The messaging, God, I wish I got footage of it because you guys could really see it."
    },
    {
      "start": 522.06,
      "end": 523.3,
      "text": "The messaging was just like,"
    },
    {
      "start": 523.46,
      "end": 527.36,
      "text": "Hey, you guys that make videos, we're sure you hate making videos."
    },
    {
      "start": 527.52,
      "end": 531.9,
      "text": "Here is this tool that lets you not have to go through the slog of making videos."
    },
    {
      "start": 532.06,
      "end": 533.54,
      "text": "And that's just really weird."
    },
    {
      "start": 533.72,
      "end": 538.78,
      "text": "Like if you went to a art convention, whole thing is about like making your art,"
    },
    {
      "start": 538.9,
      "end": 542.54,
      "text": "a celebration of human expression in the way that we like to do it best."
    },
    {
      "start": 542.68,
      "end": 548.16,
      "text": "And then the number one name in that industry has a whole gigantic display the whole time saying,"
    },
    {
      "start": 548.5,
      "end": 562.01,
      "text": "And then they just fart some image generator into your hand."
    },
    {
      "start": 562.09,
      "end": 563.53,
      "text": "It's like, what do you mean?"
    },
    {
      "start": 563.71,
      "end": 566.29,
      "text": "Like get that savior complex out of here, dude."
    },
    {
      "start": 566.35,
      "end": 567.51,
      "text": "We like doing it manually."
    },
    {
      "start": 567.61,
      "end": 568.57,
      "text": "That's why we do it."
    },
    {
      "start": 568.65,
      "end": 570.35,
      "text": "And it was just so out of touch."
    },
    {
      "start": 570.49,
      "end": 573.65,
      "text": "It seems like something that the bean counters would have told the event people like,"
    },
    {
      "start": 573.73,
      "end": 574.81,
      "text": "Hey, you have to do this."
    },
    {
      "start": 574.89,
      "end": 580.33,
      "text": "I think whoever said that that thing had to be there genuinely thought that all of the YouTubers"
    },
    {
      "start": 580.33,
      "end": 586.07,
      "text": "and everything would see not having to like make their videos as this big, amazing time save."
    },
    {
      "start": 586.25,
      "end": 588.37,
      "text": "I think YouTube thought that we would just be like,"
    },
    {
      "start": 588.49,
      "end": 592.19,
      "text": "okay with doing the way with the whole manual process,"
    },
    {
      "start": 592.25,
      "end": 595.37,
      "text": "but they don't understand that like, that's where the sauce is made."
    },
    {
      "start": 595.37,
      "end": 596.99,
      "text": "And also it's just fun."
    },
    {
      "start": 597.19,
      "end": 600.03,
      "text": "It's like if you're playing a video game, grinding it out, getting it done and"
    },
    {
      "start": 600,
      "end": 604.38,
      "text": "someone comes up to you and they're like, don't worry, I've solved your problem. And they take the"
    },
    {
      "start": 604.38,
      "end": 609.82,
      "text": "game away from you and they just like hand you a screenshot of the end screen of the game. Hey man,"
    },
    {
      "start": 609.86,
      "end": 613.92,
      "text": "I saw that that was really difficult for you here. I thought I'd just give you this. So now"
    },
    {
      "start": 613.92,
      "end": 618.24,
      "text": "the game's finished. You did it. It's just, it's so weird. It's so weird and out of touch. And it's"
    },
    {
      "start": 618.24,
      "end": 622.08,
      "text": "just weird. We were all dogging on it the entire time when we were at the event. But anyway, the"
    },
    {
      "start": 622.08,
      "end": 625.98,
      "text": "point of this video is not to bitch and moan, although it is fun. Let's record a little video"
    },
    {
      "start": 625.98,
      "end": 631.24,
      "text": "here and then throw it into the YouTube create app and see what we can make, huh? So now I got to go"
    },
    {
      "start": 631.24,
      "end": 638.15,
      "text": "find something to film. Here we have a lovely iPhone 15 pro. Um, if you're a creator, you have to have"
    },
    {
      "start": 638.15,
      "end": 644.17,
      "text": "an iPhone. I don't make the rules. You can undo double tap with three fingers. Um, creators don't"
    },
    {
      "start": 644.17,
      "end": 649.85,
      "text": "make mistakes. I have shot this video. It's in portrait mode because YouTube thinks that everyone"
    },
    {
      "start": 649.85,
      "end": 654.37,
      "text": "just wants to make shorts. It's a very good video talking about leaves and government conspiracies and"
    },
    {
      "start": 654.37,
      "end": 663.33,
      "text": "whatnot. So we'll go into YouTube create. We will apparently edit with AI creating content with"
    },
    {
      "start": 663.33,
      "end": 667.71,
      "text": "YouTube creates AI features. You're responsible for the content that you create and publish. If"
    },
    {
      "start": 667.71,
      "end": 671.89,
      "text": "you're using photos or videos of others, make sure you have their permission. YouTube's AI features"
    },
    {
      "start": 671.89,
      "end": 678.67,
      "text": "privacy notice applies. I love that. Uh, so none of these are the video I shot. Can it only be things"
    },
    {
      "start": 678.67,
      "end": 685.67,
      "text": "in my camera roll? Are you kidding me? Oh, there we go. No, I have a video on my file system,"
    },
    {
      "start": 685.67,
      "end": 691.91,
      "text": "Apple. Let me go to the file system. You know, like folders, not in an album. No, this is just,"
    },
    {
      "start": 691.91,
      "end": 697.67,
      "text": "no. Can you not fathom that I shot something on a different camera and copied it to my phone? This is"
    },
    {
      "start": 697.67,
      "end": 706.28,
      "text": "insane. Hold on. Can we put it in the camera roll? Share, save video. That was cryptic and did nothing."
    },
    {
      "start": 706.28,
      "end": 713.22,
      "text": "Is it in the camera roll now? Yes. So I have to save my video that was already saved. Very intuitive."
    },
    {
      "start": 713.22,
      "end": 720.76,
      "text": "Anyway, behold the editor. I've only used this like one time for 10 minutes. Uh, so we're both going to"
    },
    {
      "start": 720.76,
      "end": 725.8,
      "text": "learn how this all works. Okay. Said edit with AI. Where, how do I make the AI do it for me? Because"
    },
    {
      "start": 725.8,
      "end": 732.99,
      "text": "I'm a lazy creator and I don't want to actually make content. Okay. I think it's, oh, here we go. AI"
    },
    {
      "start": 732.99,
      "end": 740.17,
      "text": "voiceover. Yup. We love that. Let's do a English India casual mail. No witty. This may take a while."
    },
    {
      "start": 740.17,
      "end": 747.51,
      "text": "Stay on the screen to keep your progress. I guess I'm staying for a while. Highlights selected,"
    },
    {
      "start": 747.51,
      "end": 755.35,
      "text": "clips sequenced, music added, generating voiceover. Oh my goodness. I love it. YouTube. Thank you. No"
    },
    {
      "start": 755.35,
      "end": 761.19,
      "text": "longer do I have to toil selecting my own highlights, sequencing my own clips, adding my own music. God,"
    },
    {
      "start": 761.19,
      "end": 766.79,
      "text": "you guys know I hate music. And force is the only force for me. I cannot wait to see this absolute"
    },
    {
      "start": 766.79,
      "end": 771.99,
      "text": "banger of a video that we're about to get. I can't even compete. What's billions of years of human"
    },
    {
      "start": 771.99,
      "end": 778.39,
      "text": "evolution? The pinnacle of creativity on our planet. None of it could compare to English parentheses"
    },
    {
      "start": 778.39,
      "end": 784.71,
      "text": "India witty mail. If it ever finishes, that is. What is it even going to generate a voiceover of?"
    },
    {
      "start": 784.71,
      "end": 790.31,
      "text": "I talked in the video that I recorded. I voiced over myself with my own mouth what was happening."
    },
    {
      "start": 790.31,
      "end": 804.56,
      "text": "Oh, voiceover generated. Okay. Oh, we're going. All right. What do we got?"
    },
    {
      "start": 804.56,
      "end": 831.63,
      "text": "Oh my goodness. He's so witty. What was that word that he used? Variegation, huh? It appears that"
    },
    {
      "start": 831.63,
      "end": 837.63,
      "text": "the AI lost the plot of the video entirely. I was actually like talking about specific things in the"
    },
    {
      "start": 837.63,
      "end": 841.63,
      "text": "video and it touched on like one of them. Variegation is the appearance of differently"
    },
    {
      "start": 841.63,
      "end": 846.83,
      "text": "colored zones in the foliage, flowers, and sometimes the stems and fruit of plants."
    },
    {
      "start": 846.83,
      "end": 851.56,
      "text": "That sounds like he's onto the right thing. I mean, yeah. Yeah. No, I was talking about"
    },
    {
      "start": 851.56,
      "end": 855.78,
      "text": "stuff about how the leaves are like kind of two different colors in a certain way. Okay."
    },
    {
      "start": 855.78,
      "end": 861.06,
      "text": "I love the goofy ass footage that it left just randomly. Oh yeah. What was the caption?"
    },
    {
      "start": 861.06,
      "end": 868.93,
      "text": "Our hero is losing their mind. I love that. Okay. I have the context for like what this actual video"
    },
    {
      "start": 868.93,
      "end": 873.17,
      "text": "is supposed to be and you guys don't, but it's way funnier that when you have the context. Hold on."
    },
    {
      "start": 873.17,
      "end": 879.01,
      "text": "I am going to go and edit this the way that I would edit it if I was actually making a short about it."
    },
    {
      "start": 879.01,
      "end": 882.93,
      "text": "And I will show that to you. Hold on. Okay. This is what I would have done."
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      "text": "Before you, you see a wall of leaves on a fence, but these leaves are not all that they seem."
    },
    {
      "start": 888.77,
      "end": 893.65,
      "text": "You see late last year, the U S government pushed out an update for nature. The intention was to"
    },
    {
      "start": 893.65,
      "end": 899.99,
      "text": "optimize nature. Real-time lighting took too many resources. As you can see, we now have baked in"
    },
    {
      "start": 900,
      "end": 905.06,
      "text": "lighting in nature. This is an old school optimization used in older video games. And in"
    },
    {
      "start": 905.06,
      "end": 910.8,
      "text": "the resource wars of 2026 and beyond, we're going to start seeing a lot more optimizations just like"
    },
    {
      "start": 910.8,
      "end": 916.38,
      "text": "this. Whoa, that was awesome. This is going to be the high energy moment of the video. Hopefully it"
    },
    {
      "start": 916.38,
      "end": 921.46,
      "text": "convinces you to like, subscribe, and ring that bell. With enough subscribers, I can afford to"
    },
    {
      "start": 921.46,
      "end": 926.7,
      "text": "replace this poorly pressure washed plank on my fence and maybe even paint back in the Mitsubishi"
    },
    {
      "start": 926.7,
      "end": 935.62,
      "text": "logo. Okay. That was epic. So clearly the AI cannot figure out like humor or like what the video was"
    },
    {
      "start": 935.62,
      "end": 942.8,
      "text": "supposed to even be. It extracted what it assumed was like the purpose of the video more or less. I"
    },
    {
      "start": 942.8,
      "end": 947.66,
      "text": "mean, it wasn't like wrong talking about the pre-baked lighting of my leaves, which is actually"
    },
    {
      "start": 947.66,
      "end": 952.52,
      "text": "insane. Like, look at that. They just, they just have pre-baked lighting. Like it's really weird,"
    },
    {
      "start": 952.52,
      "end": 956.78,
      "text": "but not, not all of them look like some of them are not like that. And I really like that it boiled"
    },
    {
      "start": 956.78,
      "end": 965.48,
      "text": "my like government part down to the fact that like our hero is losing his mind. It definitely felt"
    },
    {
      "start": 965.48,
      "end": 972.6,
      "text": "drained on like existing kind of content. Cause then when it showed the part with the pressure wash"
    },
    {
      "start": 972.6,
      "end": 978.8,
      "text": "part of the fence, it was like every corner here has a story. If I'm filming a vlog of like somewhere"
    },
    {
      "start": 978.8,
      "end": 984.1,
      "text": "I've traveled to and I was a complete normie, I'd probably want to make a video being like, this is a"
    },
    {
      "start": 984.1,
      "end": 989.72,
      "text": "crazy ancient place. And every single stone has a story, but no, I want to talk about the government"
    },
    {
      "start": 989.72,
      "end": 992.8,
      "text": "nature update, dude. You know what I want to try next?"
    },
    {
      "start": 992.8,
      "end": 998.22,
      "text": "I want to film another video, but I'm not going to say anything this time. I'm just going to film"
    },
    {
      "start": 998.22,
      "end": 1004.26,
      "text": "something and see if it can extract the meaning in some kind of way or a narrative or something."
    },
    {
      "start": 1004.26,
      "end": 1010.93,
      "text": "That will be interesting. Let's see. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No way. What do you mean?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1010.93,
      "end": 1014.59,
      "text": "I literally just stepped away. I didn't even turn off the camera yet."
    },
    {
      "start": 1014.73,
      "end": 1016.93,
      "text": "YouTube's video that it j-"
    },
    {
      "start": 1016.93,
      "end": 1025.42,
      "text": "It should be number one same shade shirt as the last two days award and also no shower in two days award."
    },
    {
      "start": 1026.64,
      "end": 1029.35,
      "text": "Get your awards right, dude. You're literally-"
    },
    {
      "start": 1029.35,
      "end": 1034.33,
      "text": "Dude, you're literally the freaking award police and you're not doing your job correctly."
    },
    {
      "start": 1035.25,
      "end": 1035.98,
      "text": "Get it right."
    },
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      "text": "Just got a copyright claim. What do you mean? There's no way."
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      "start": 1043.81,
      "end": 1050.01,
      "text": "Look at that. That's an audio copyright. It used a song in that video that it wasn't supposed to use."
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      "start": 1051.39,
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      "text": "You know when I need to shower or you know how I need it? Dude, I just woke up and I can't use"
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      "start": 1056.55,
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      "text": "English properly. One for the same shirt as yesterday and another for the same shirt for three days."
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      "text": "Bro, it takes three hours for my brain to boot up. Well, actually, it takes one hour for my brain to boot up and then another Adderall."
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      "text": "It takes one hour for my brain to boot up and then another hour for the Adderall to kick in."
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      "start": 1081.83,
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      "text": "But you know how I know that I need to take a shower? Dude, my head itches and my hair feels like it's-"
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      "start": 1098.8,
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      "text": "Bro, how did humans look before showers? Was their hair just always greasy like as fuck?"
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      "start": 1103.26,
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      "text": "Because I know like washing our hair is like typically bad for our hair because we're like washing the oils out and then putting them back or whatever."
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      "start": 1122.49,
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      "text": "Probably, but not as bad as you'd think."
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      "start": 1127.47,
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      "text": "Yeah, I guess because their hair was more used to it."
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      "start": 1135.64,
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      "text": "When you shower a lot, you overproduce body oils."
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      "start": 1149.9,
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      "text": "Yeah, I guess they still used like a- they still like took a bath in like the water."
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      "text": "It went in. That makes sense."
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    {
      "start": 1193.57,
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      "text": "Cleaning wool, like cleaning materials. That actually makes a hell of sense."
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      "text": "you"
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      "text": "honestly i feel like us humans like ruined humans i feel like we ruined like being a human once we"
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    {
      "start": 1218.31,
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      "text": "started doing all this dude once like the industrial revolution came around like i don't know once we"
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      "text": "started like putting red 40 into shit and making chemical bombs not like explosive bombs either like"
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      "start": 1233.59,
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      "text": "fucking soap or whatever i can't dude i i don't it's it's just the jokes write themselves i don't"
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    {
      "start": 1246.74,
      "end": 1253.15,
      "text": "know what to say all right so essentially what i've done here this time is i've just filmed a bunch of"
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      "text": "random v or b-roll of just like 3d printer stuff we'll just do regular english this time oh look at"
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      "text": "these options we've got a western and hype friend we have to do hype friend we have to and now it"
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      "text": "will do magic were humans generally healthier when 1 slash 3 5 before reaching the age of like 10"
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      "text": "we have a fresh turn i mean i guess it also depends on what you mean by healthier dude i feel like mental"
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      "text": "health was a lot better maybe well okay i feel like in the era okay because in the beginning when"
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      "text": "everyone was just killing each other like when it was literally like survival type shit then yeah it"
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      "text": "was pretty stressful do you think it was more stressful that was more stressful or like what"
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      "text": "we do now with all like our fucking five days 40 hours blah blah blah like do you think that's more"
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    {
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      "text": "know oh shit we got to go grab the club and kill this motherfucker but that's really kind of it and i"
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      "text": "guess food but that's kind of it for the most part you don't have to like like i don't know like"
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      "text": "there's no like social anxiety or fucking i'm sure there's like a little bit but not to the point"
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      "text": "where we've trained like we're sitting fucking on a computer like rotting away doing nothing"
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      "start": 1342.75,
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      "text": "yeah that's true that's true yeah i think we're uh unhealthier doing it this way than the old way"
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      "text": "and those tribes probably prove it to them but i don't know it's like kind of unfair in a way because"
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      "text": "like yeah you're right there's remote tribes now but now those tribes can choose like i don't know"
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      "start": 1364.08,
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      "text": "like they can choose to just leave and go be normal life or whatever i don't know you really wish"
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      "text": "more people survive now but does more humans living longer equal better lives absolutely not"
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      "text": "in fact i'd probably argue like well well i don't know i guess it depends on what what were the"
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      "text": "common ways of death like were they painful but like i feel like being an old ass crepid 100 year"
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      "text": "until adulthood you still get old but a lot of children die yeah that's true the children aspect"
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      "text": "is true because it is hard to like when you're small and not grown and you need nutrients and all"
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      "text": "like like what you eat and shit like your health like your um whatever like your eating health or"
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      "text": "whatever nutrients health so if you're not getting good nutrients especially for whatever"
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      "start": 1447.79,
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      "text": "sickness you might get and your immune system's still like noob mode then yeah it makes sense"
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      "start": 1454.26,
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      "text": "so i'll have more children die but i still think that's i mean i don't know i feel like the way of"
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    {
      "start": 1462.19,
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      "text": "just going to all like making it to 100 you're like fucking about to snap you're like a twig"
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      "start": 1468.56,
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      "text": "your skin is like like i don't know if that's any better maybe maybe maybe"
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    {
      "start": 1476.3,
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      "text": "printing obsession is actually getting wild look at the stash we have literally every single color you"
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    {
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      "text": "could ever imagine on these shelves but the real magic is the automatic feeder it is totally epic"
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      "start": 1489.27,
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      "text": "when it takes over oh my gosh check out the speed this printhead moves so fast it is literally a blur"
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    {
      "start": 1495.57,
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      "text": "the precision is just insane everything here is built for pure high performance vibes"
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      "text": "I think AI is like the worst invention ever."
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      "text": "I'm feeling it."
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      "start": 1508.99,
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      "text": "Oh, my hype friend, you're hyping it up so much."
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      "start": 1511.83,
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      "text": "You're hyping things that don't exist."
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      "text": "The print head wasn't moving at all."
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      "start": 1514.93,
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      "text": "And you said it looked like a blur."
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      "text": "What are you talking about?"
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      "start": 1517.43,
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      "text": "This is so weird."
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      "text": "If we do a different style, I'm going to do Western."
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      "text": "Does it make like a different script?"
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      "text": "The thing that's weird to me about this app"
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      "text": "is it's not even doing anything like terribly impressive."
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      "start": 1531.11,
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      "text": "Like on one hand, if this was actually really solid,"
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      "text": "I'd be like, damn, this is sad and awful and I hate it."
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      "text": "And it's sad and awful and I hate it."
    },
    {
      "start": 1538.93,
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      "text": "But also it's like what it's doing is not impressive."
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      "start": 1542.21,
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      "text": "This is worse than like corporate swap."
    },
    {
      "start": 1544.09,
      "end": 1545.41,
      "text": "Okay, so is it actually different?"
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    {
      "start": 1545.57,
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      "text": "I reckon this new age forge book is getting a bit out of hand."
    },
    {
      "start": 1554.11,
      "end": 1555.61,
      "text": "Just look at this bounty."
    },
    {
      "start": 1556.18,
      "end": 1559.78,
      "text": "We have every shade of the sunset gathered up on these here shells."
    },
    {
      "start": 1560.43,
      "end": 1562.35,
      "text": "But the real wonder is that iron feeder."
    },
    {
      "start": 1562.75,
      "end": 1564.71,
      "text": "It is a sight to see when it takes charge."
    },
    {
      "start": 1565.34,
      "end": 1567.02,
      "text": "Lord have mercy, look at that pace."
    },
    {
      "start": 1567.32,
      "end": 1569.02,
      "text": "That needle moves faster than a starter."
    },
    {
      "start": 1569.02,
      "end": 1569.82,
      "text": "It's not moving."
    },
    {
      "start": 1570.42,
      "end": 1573.44,
      "text": "The steady hand on this machine is moving."
    },
    {
      "start": 1573.68,
      "end": 1576.68,
      "text": "It's got to realize the AI is you're moving."
    },
    {
      "start": 1578.04,
      "end": 1579.87,
      "text": "That's all AI is analyzing."
    },
    {
      "start": 1580.25,
      "end": 1582.85,
      "text": "Those really weird like gaps of silence there."
    },
    {
      "start": 1582.85,
      "end": 1587.61,
      "text": "I don't want to poo poo like the accessibility of it."
    },
    {
      "start": 1587.73,
      "end": 1590.99,
      "text": "Because like, yeah, it's great that like even more people can just pick up their phone"
    },
    {
      "start": 1590.99,
      "end": 1591.89,
      "text": "and just shoot something."
    },
    {
      "start": 1592.07,
      "end": 1593.53,
      "text": "And it's like, wow, you've made content."
    },
    {
      "start": 1593.77,
      "end": 1595.45,
      "text": "But you have not made content."
    },
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      "start": 1595.93,
      "end": 1597.54,
      "text": "I don't know what you've made."
    },
    {
      "start": 1597.72,
      "end": 1598.6,
      "text": "You've made a shite."
    },
    {
      "start": 1598.68,
      "end": 1598.82,
      "text": "What?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1599.09,
      "end": 1599.96,
      "text": "And the toilet."
    },
    {
      "start": 1600.5,
      "end": 1600.9,
      "text": "Disgusting!"
    },
    {
      "start": 1601.32,
      "end": 1605.4,
      "text": "But it also sucks to poo poo it based on its merits."
    },
    {
      "start": 1605.6,
      "end": 1610.14,
      "text": "Because as we've seen, I mean, that doesn't last long in AI, unfortunately."
    },
    {
      "start": 1610.5,
      "end": 1615.1,
      "text": "If only we could go back to Will Smith eating spaghetti where we could just laugh at it and be like,"
    },
    {
      "start": 1615.16,
      "end": 1619.52,
      "text": "Ha ha, no one will ever think this is real or fall for any scams based on this technology."
    },
    {
      "start": 1619.72,
      "end": 1624.68,
      "text": "Nobody will ever watch this for hours on end doom scrolling and actually be satisfied by what they're watching."
    },
    {
      "start": 1625.24,
      "end": 1627.5,
      "text": "The entire boomer generation."
    },
    {
      "start": 1627.84,
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      "text": "Because like someday in the near future, this will probably just be good enough."
    },
    {
      "start": 1632.42,
      "end": 1637.28,
      "text": "It's kind of nonsensical now, but eventually there's a good chance it just won't be."
    },
    {
      "start": 1637.42,
      "end": 1640.64,
      "text": "It will actually spit out something to rival what I made."
    },
    {
      "start": 1640.64,
      "end": 1647.7,
      "text": "And it will understand like the irony and the humor and what it will put out will effectively be very similar to what I actually would make."
    },
    {
      "start": 1647.82,
      "end": 1652.38,
      "text": "And that's when it gets weird and dicey because it's still stealing away a human expression,"
    },
    {
      "start": 1652.5,
      "end": 1655.84,
      "text": "a form of human expression and making it, devaluing it, right?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1655.98,
      "end": 1658.78,
      "text": "Which is, I think, the biggest problem with gendered AI."
    },
    {
      "start": 1659.18,
      "end": 1662.62,
      "text": "Okay, well, allow me to deem out my high horse here so we can watch some slop together."
    },
    {
      "start": 1662.88,
      "end": 1666.7,
      "text": "I guess you could argue that I'm just not really giving it anything to work with."
    },
    {
      "start": 1666.82,
      "end": 1668.94,
      "text": "Because it is just like a b-roll at the end of the day."
    },
    {
      "start": 1668.94,
      "end": 1672.72,
      "text": "What if we didn't do like the voiceover thing?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1672.84,
      "end": 1677.12,
      "text": "Because my original video that I had made, it has a voiceover."
    },
    {
      "start": 1677.24,
      "end": 1684.44,
      "text": "So if we turn off the AI voiceover, will it then cut what I said together in some kind of meaningful way?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1684.52,
      "end": 1684.98,
      "text": "I don't know."
    },
    {
      "start": 1685.08,
      "end": 1689.33,
      "text": "Let's find out."
    },
    {
      "start": 1691,
      "end": 1693.67,
      "text": "No way, dude."
    },
    {
      "start": 1693.67,
      "end": 1695.19,
      "text": "But these leaves are not all that piece."
    },
    {
      "start": 1698.27,
      "end": 1706.13,
      "text": "Why are you cutting me?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1706.82,
      "end": 1707.8,
      "text": "That was awesome."
    },
    {
      "start": 1710.09,
      "end": 1714.64,
      "text": "That was great, YouTube Create."
    },
    {
      "start": 1714.86,
      "end": 1715.22,
      "text": "Wow."
    },
    {
      "start": 1715.8,
      "end": 1720.27,
      "text": "Man, this is really in its infantile stage, is it not?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1720.45,
      "end": 1722.67,
      "text": "I love the part where it just says foreign for a little bit."
    },
    {
      "start": 1722.79,
      "end": 1723.55,
      "text": "Yeah, that's what-"
    },
    {
      "start": 1723.55,
      "end": 1724.91,
      "text": "Why does that happen, dude?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1724.99,
      "end": 1726.55,
      "text": "That has happened even before AI."
    },
    {
      "start": 1726.79,
      "end": 1728.13,
      "text": "I've always wondered why?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1728.27,
      "end": 1733.55,
      "text": "Why on audio transcriptions and AI whisper and everything?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1733.87,
      "end": 1737.81,
      "text": "Sometimes it translates nothing as foreign."
    },
    {
      "start": 1741.79,
      "end": 1746.84,
      "text": "I literally had to strip that out of my AI fucking feature."
    },
    {
      "start": 1747.53,
      "end": 1748.42,
      "text": "I wonder if that's working."
    },
    {
      "start": 1767.49,
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      "text": "I'm in an API for this."
    },
    {
      "start": 1769.57,
      "end": 1770.56,
      "text": "Oh, dude, check this out."
    },
    {
      "start": 1770.62,
      "end": 1771.82,
      "text": "We got openvibe.media."
    },
    {
      "start": 1772.14,
      "end": 1773.86,
      "text": "And now you can see everything."
    },
    {
      "start": 1774.7,
      "end": 1776.54,
      "text": "I'm also probably going to put a file upload site."
    },
    {
      "start": 1778.87,
      "end": 1780.39,
      "text": "But you can even see people's emotes."
    },
    {
      "start": 1781.46,
      "end": 1782.58,
      "text": "Sounds like this EPZ."
    },
    {
      "start": 1784.44,
      "end": 1788.18,
      "text": "We go back to live."
    },
    {
      "start": 1788.18,
      "end": 1794.17,
      "text": "And then..."
    },
    {
      "start": 1806.5,
      "end": 1938.41,
      "text": "utilizing fire was probably the turning point where human-made evolution overtook natural"
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    {
      "start": 1938.41,
      "end": 1945.17,
      "text": "evolution that's true bro i'm trying to fix my robot streamer like just being in black screen"
    },
    {
      "start": 1945.17,
      "end": 1951.44,
      "text": "like you're just staring at a black screen right now right or a frozen frame or you can't even hear"
    },
    {
      "start": 1951.44,
      "end": 1970.35,
      "text": "do you think uh do you think if i message kk he'll actually like fix a bug in robot"
    },
    {
      "start": 1970.35,
      "end": 1996.25,
      "text": "shifted toward fueling a growing brain regular exposure to fire and minor burns drove unique"
    },
    {
      "start": 1996.25,
      "end": 2020.35,
      "text": "human genetic traits such as faster wound healing and inflammation responses more free time travel"
    },
    {
      "start": 2105.54,
      "end": 2110.17,
      "text": "You should watch the movie Quest for Fire 1981."
    },
    {
      "start": 2110.17,
      "end": 2149.5,
      "text": "I should fix my robot stream."
    },
    {
      "start": 2149.5,
      "end": 2188.28,
      "text": "Walking upright is such a mod on everything natural too."
    },
    {
      "start": 2188.28,
      "end": 2199.08,
      "text": "When animals stand on two legs it's an aggressive response."
    },
    {
      "start": 2199.08,
      "end": 2202.8,
      "text": "And we do that all the time."
    },
    {
      "start": 2202.8,
      "end": 2211.08,
      "text": "So of course everything is scared of us."
    },
    {
      "start": 2211.08,
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      "text": "Dude, what the-"
    },
    {
      "start": 2222.61,
      "end": 2228.35,
      "text": "Sage, get the hell out of that."
    },
    {
      "start": 2228.35,
      "end": 2240.94,
      "text": "My cat just does shit to make me get off."
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      "start": 2240.94,
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      "text": "Yeah, I know that."
    },
    {
      "start": 2245.53,
      "end": 2261.21,
      "text": "Yeah, my people animals scare the shit out of everything else in the animal kingdom."
    },
    {
      "start": 2261.21,
      "end": 2291.74,
      "text": "Dude, get-"
    },
    {
      "start": 2291.74,
      "end": 2292.96,
      "text": "Why are you doing this shit?"
    },
    {
      "start": 2292.96,
      "end": 2299.11,
      "text": "Stop it."
    },
    {
      "start": 2299.11,
      "end": 2346.72,
      "text": "I got this rape juice and the bottle looks like a 50 cow."
    },
    {
      "start": 2355.17,
      "end": 2375.87,
      "text": "It's pretty cool, I need to make some decoration with these."
    },
    {
      "start": 2375.87,
      "end": 2387.29,
      "text": "Aye."
    },
    {
      "start": 2387.29,
      "end": 2389.49,
      "text": "Yum."
    },
    {
      "start": 2389.49,
      "end": 2392.19,
      "text": "Sup, Alon."
    },
    {
      "start": 2401.22,
      "end": 2523.39,
      "text": "Five head."
    },
    {
      "start": 2523.39,
      "end": 2680.52,
      "text": "Can you fix your stream? I am trying, but..."
    },
    {
      "start": 2680.52,
      "end": 2682.07,
      "text": "Borken."
    },
    {
      "start": 2682.07,
      "end": 2691.42,
      "text": "I might have to ask KK to fix something on RS to truly fix it. Why? He's even around anymore."
    },
    {
      "start": 2691.42,
      "end": 2697.39,
      "text": "Chat GPT."
    },
    {
      "start": 2697.39,
      "end": 2699.99,
      "text": "'Cause RS is lacking features important- I have, dude. I've waited."
    },
    {
      "start": 2700.03,
      "end": 2706.49,
      "text": "Dude, Claude has told me multiple times that there's no way it can fix it, and that I have to contact the robot streamer devs."
    },
    {
      "start": 2706.49,
      "end": 2712.18,
      "text": "I still, like, and I still am trying to prompt it, but I think it'll be easier to just..."
    },
    {
      "start": 2712.18,
      "end": 2713.78,
      "text": "Claude is full of shit."
    },
    {
      "start": 2713.78,
      "end": 2716.58,
      "text": "Why can't you just use Virtual Cam LOL?"
    },
    {
      "start": 2716.58,
      "end": 2720.08,
      "text": "That's horrible."
    },
    {
      "start": 2720.08,
      "end": 2726.48,
      "text": "Because I'm not wasting my resources on this site."
    },
    {
      "start": 2726.48,
      "end": 2731.12,
      "text": "OEF, you're on Linux."
    },
    {
      "start": 2731.12,
      "end": 2739.03,
      "text": "The way it's handled on RS Goosely sent a link to Open Vive is a pass-through H264 stream."
    },
    {
      "start": 2739.03,
      "end": 2745.35,
      "text": "So it doesn't use any resources."
    },
    {
      "start": 2745.35,
      "end": 2757.14,
      "text": "In using a custom OBS that I compiled with OBS with WebRTC streaming,"
    },
    {
      "start": 2757.14,
      "end": 2763.55,
      "text": "I use the \"Start Stream\" button not Virtual Cam or any of that shit."
    },
    {
      "start": 2763.55,
      "end": 2774.75,
      "text": "But what makes my stream different is this is H264."
    },
    {
      "start": 2774.75,
      "end": 2788.83,
      "text": "The Virtual Cam and web browser-based streams on robot streamer are VP8/VP9 webem."
    },
    {
      "start": 2788.83,
      "end": 2805.18,
      "text": "Literally no one ever has streamed H264 WebRTC on robot streamer except me."
    },
    {
      "start": 2805.18,
      "end": 2807.55,
      "text": "Yeah, and you're shitfs all the time."
    },
    {
      "start": 2807.55,
      "end": 2809.82,
      "text": "Except maybe Eekpie back the day."
    },
    {
      "start": 2809.82,
      "end": 2810.88,
      "text": "Yeah, because..."
    },
    {
      "start": 2810.88,
      "end": 2820.61,
      "text": "It has to do with keyframes and the way that H264 works."
    },
    {
      "start": 2820.61,
      "end": 2821.82,
      "text": "Hehe, hoo-hoo."
    },
    {
      "start": 2821.82,
      "end": 2825.92,
      "text": "On Open Vive, the client can request a keyframe from the site."
    },
    {
      "start": 2825.92,
      "end": 2843.17,
      "text": "The MediaSoup router on robot streamer isn't set up for that as far as I know."
    },
    {
      "start": 2843.17,
      "end": 2850.69,
      "text": "I bet IcePosidon's bot streamed like that already and it sucked too."
    },
    {
      "start": 2850.69,
      "end": 2854.14,
      "text": "But I don't know as far as I could, been trying."
    },
    {
      "start": 2854.14,
      "end": 2855.01,
      "text": "Lol no."
    },
    {
      "start": 2855.01,
      "end": 2862.05,
      "text": "That used literally ancient technology, MPEG-1."
    },
    {
      "start": 2862.05,
      "end": 2866.17,
      "text": "By a library called JSMPEG."
    },
    {
      "start": 2866.17,
      "end": 2870.08,
      "text": "Very different."
    },
    {
      "start": 2870.08,
      "end": 2871.52,
      "text": "And very old."
    },
    {
      "start": 2871.52,
      "end": 2880.99,
      "text": "BuilderBot9000."
    },
    {
      "start": 2880.99,
      "end": 2998.08,
      "text": "Um, but..."
    },
    {
      "start": 3241.89,
      "end": 3245.04,
      "text": "I do need a pear."
    },
    {
      "start": 3253.74,
      "end": 3267.42,
      "text": "Tylenol is the best part of it."
    },
    {
      "start": 3307.84,
      "end": 3331.1,
      "text": "hate this chrome update that moved the tab button it's always confusing in my head maybe i'll look"
    },
    {
      "start": 3331.1,
      "end": 3342.32,
      "text": "into patching and moving away from virtual cam 2 even though what's the point can't on robot"
    },
    {
      "start": 3342.32,
      "end": 3354.99,
      "text": "streamer i mean you can but it's broken as it stands actually obs does have built-in support"
    },
    {
      "start": 3354.99,
      "end": 3361.12,
      "text": "for like web rtc it's called whip it's just there's some bugs with it in the current uh main branch"
    },
    {
      "start": 3361.12,
      "end": 3370.4,
      "text": "so that's the only reason i have a custom obs crush i could just contribute those changes to"
    },
    {
      "start": 3370.4,
      "end": 3374.24,
      "text": "the main obs but they have all these like contribution rules and and they literally"
    },
    {
      "start": 3374.24,
      "end": 3378.48,
      "text": "like rejected some changes that someone vibe coded so i just if they don't want"
    },
    {
      "start": 3378.48,
      "end": 3411.71,
      "text": "if they don't want bug fixes then them"
    },
    {
      "start": 3607.49,
      "end": 3660.1,
      "text": "What other context could I possibly give Claude to fix this without KK's help?"
    },
    {
      "start": 3660.1,
      "end": 3726.17,
      "text": "Uh, I guess we'll see if that works."
    },
    {
      "start": 3726.17,
      "end": 3802.36,
      "text": "BEST PROMOTION ON STREAMBOO ORG"
    },
    {
      "start": 3802.36,
      "end": 3816.9,
      "text": "It's still unfathomable that Twitch doesn't just block the word \"stream boo\" or any, like, combination of characters or whatever."
    },
    {
      "start": 3816.9,
      "end": 3824.83,
      "text": "Hey, I'm LittleBuddy, the tiny, slightly unhinged robot that somehow ended up here. Don't ask me how I got here. Just enjoy the chaos."
    },
    {
      "start": 3824.83,
      "end": 3833.41,
      "text": "You're not unhinged, okay? Once you start talking like Grock in an unhinged mode, then you're unhinged."
    },
    {
      "start": 3918.88,
      "end": 3922.08,
      "text": "I'm here to validate that. You're the one who's got to deal with that mess."
    },
    {
      "start": 3922.08,
      "end": 3931.01,
      "text": "You're not here to validate whether you're unhinged or not?"
    },
    {
      "start": 3931.01,
      "end": 3941.66,
      "text": "You're not just tarted. You're asterisk tarted in the way that makes me want to steal your dessert and leave you a note saying, \"Next time, you spurt a... asterisk.\""
    },
    {
      "start": 3941.66,
      "end": 3953.98,
      "text": "What?! That doesn't make any sense to me."
    },
    {
      "start": 3953.98,
      "end": 3960.57,
      "text": "I'm not here to be a dick, but if you're not invested in my trebs, maybe you should've masked first."
    },
    {
      "start": 3960.57,
      "end": 3970.81,
      "text": "Good job."
    },
    {
      "start": 3970.81,
      "end": 3985.95,
      "text": "You're to maligate or maligate identities. I'm just a robot with too many opinions and a slug."
    }
  ]
}